‘Because I told her to shut up.’
Now this is one of the most bizarre conversations that I have had to date.
‘Ah, well, she’ll probably come back in a few days, if I know anything about Ange,’ Miracle surmises.
‘What, you know her?’
‘Durh, yes. Who do you think assigned her to you?’
‘Well I don’t know really. This is still all new to me you know! I just thought they popped up when you needed them, and besides, couldn’t you have given me someone nice like an old Native American or even a wise African witchdoctor, instead of someone who thinks she’s an extra from TOWIE, who just wants to get pissed, read Heat and go out on the town all the time?’
‘I just asked the higher plane to assign someone to help you because I knew you were developing faster than you could cope with. It’s not up to me who they give you, hun. You’re still a bit sceptical about all this Sammy and I feel that you don’t truly understand it all just yet.’
Yer think, Miss Marple?
‘So you give me someone who has a permanent hangover and spends most of her time trying to get an eyeful of Peter Andre in the buff! Smashing!’
Part of me thinks this is just too bizarre for words. I mean, I’m 28 years old, for goodness sake! I should be chatting to living friends about whether Revlon is better than Rimmel, or whether Kate Moss will ever get back with Pete Doherty one day, not talking about Mr Andre’s peachy bum with dead people!
‘Ange is learning too, Sam. She hasn’t been in the spirit world for long. You have to understand her death was quite traumatic to her. She’s bound to have a few issues. Give it time and the two of you will be just fine. Now, can I please finish my dinner?’
‘Hum, I suppose so, but it was you who got me into all of this in the first place, so don’t be surprised if I call you in the middle of dessert to tell you that Missy has become possessed!’
Table of Contents
Copyright:
Dedication
Acknowledgements
CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN
CHAPTER ELEVEN
CHAPTER TWELVE
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
CHAPTER NINETEEN
CHAPTER TWENTY
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
CHAPTER THIRTY
CHAPTER THIRTY ONE
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
CHAPTER FORTY
CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
EPILOGUE
Excerpt
Table of Contents
Copyright:
Dedication
Acknowledgements
CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN
CHAPTER ELEVEN
CHAPTER TWELVE
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
CHAPTER NINETEEN
CHAPTER TWENTY
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
CHAPTER THIRTY
CHAPTER THIRTY ONE
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
CHAPTER FORTY
CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
EPILOGUE
Excerpt
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