“Okay, if you want,” she heard Raphael say through the din. She could see now that the man had a big, shiny watch on his wrist. They set the board back up, and after a little more negotiation Jelly became the unmoving guardian of another pile of money. This time there were some red twenty-k notes mixed in with the blues. This game lasted longer. A dirty-looking man standing outside the awning tried to give advice, which both players ignored. “Échec et mat,” Raphael said after a while, and Mina could tell from the way the fat man and the dirty man reacted that it took them both by surprise. Raphael made the money disappear, thanked his opponent for the game, and put a stack of coins on the table for the untouched tea. He swept up the big bag and turned around to go, and then he saw Mina. His eyes showed only the briefest hint of recognition before they rolled away and he strode across the market and into the crowd. She tried to follow him, but she bumped into an old woman and almost knocked her down. By the time she was done apologizing, he had escaped.
While she worked that afternoon, she tried to sort out her thoughts. Despite the jumbled state of her brain, her hands went about their work efficiently, testing the coin-sized solid-state drives and sorting them into the three baskets: encrypted, unencrypted, and broken.
Her first reaction had been horror at the amounts of money Raphael was wasting. But it wasn’t money that she and Nga had earned, it was money he’d come up with himself. Was he a professional chess hustler now? Was Jelly as inert as he seemed, or was he somehow helping Raphael to make the right moves? If Raphael was making cash, where was he hiding it? Was he spending it on drugs, or going to Wolosso clubs in the afternoons and dancing with buttock-swinging infidel girls in miniskirts? Mina had been dreaming of the day when she could “kick him over the threshold” into manhood so that he wouldn’t be a burden anymore, but not this soon—he was only fourteen, even if he looked bigger and older. He seemed to be throwing around more money than Nga and Mina made together, so why should they work so hard to feed him, while he deceived them and hid his wealth? She made up virtuous fantasies of what she would do with that kind of money: buy Nga a fancy gown woven with gold, and a big, soft chair from Japan with a built-in foot massage.
A wet slap of sandals: Raphael.
“You!” She got up and shook a fist at him. “What have you been doing?”
“You mean the chess? Forget that, Baba’s in trouble! He had a run-in with some soldiers, and now they want money.”
She felt like a dog whose bone had been popped out of its mouth while it wasn’t looking. “Drunk, or sober?”
“The soldiers, or Baba? Anyway I think they’re all drunk.”
“God is my protector!”
“I know, fucked up, heh? They’re at our house, and they want a hundred.”
“A hundred what?”
“Euros, stupid, what did you think, francs? They aren’t little kids looking for candy money. I’ve got enough, but it’s all in S.P.E., and it’s after hours at the hotel, and Ismael—he works at the desk—he doesn’t have a phone at home and I don’t know his address, so—”
“S.P.E.?”
“Système de poche électronique, you know, certificats, and—”
“No, I don’t know. Where’s this money?”
“In here.” He pulled Jelly out of his bag.
“He has a hidden pocket, like a kangourou?”
“No, no, don’t you know anything? It’s lots of numbers, it’s like a big long computer password that says the bank has to give me this much money. Foreigners use it because it’s safe, right? Insured for if you get robbed, whatever. But the company doesn’t want the hotels doing électronique deals with locals, okay? Too much fraud, 419 and all that.” Mina nodded. The Nigerians were to blame for that, of course. Everyone knew they were born thieves, just like the Malinké were born stupid. “But obviously I can’t keep stacks of bills in our neighborhood, so I have to do S.P.E. Ismael isn’t supposed to let me, but we have an understanding.”
“But you can’t find Ismael. So where can we go to make Jelly’s magic money into real money?”
“The internet café on the Avenue de la République. They have electricity at night, and they have an S.P.E. box on the bar so you can pay for your time or buy beer and shit. But because of the fraud thing, this level-two box, it only lets one person do fifty euros a day. It checks your biometrics, and—”
“So if I come, each of us can take out fifty euros.”
“Right.”
They rode back in a real yellow taxi—with a chesty woman on the flatscreen in the back of the driver’s seat intimating huskily, I bet he drinks Carling Black Label!—and the alien experience finally brought home to Mina the seriousness of the situation. She cursed herself for being so impressed by the taxi, and the speed with which the shops and kiosks flew by; her own stupid reaction reminded her of Nga’s sister-in-law’s niece’s idiotic account of how she’d visited her friend from school, a refugee from a remote province, in the hospital. The niece always dwelled on the height of the building, its silent elevators, its clean floors and windows, and how all the nurses could read like professors. She never seemed to get around to why the friend got in a hospital bed in the first place. It seemed to Mina that her relationship to Baba had become as tenuous now as her relationship to the distant cousin’s school-friend. Mina tried to make herself remember the times before Baba had started to drink, when he’d been kind to her. It was like nerving yourself to chew some old, dried-up rice that you knew would make you sick.
The driver pulled up in front of the blazing lights of the internet café. “We’ll be right back,” Raphael told him. “We just have to get some cash from the S.P.E. box.” The driver tried to object, but Mina and Raphael jumped out too quickly to allow for argument. They plunged into the dark, smoke-filled café and strolled, Raphael confidently and Mina trying to seem so, past the hoodlums and rich boys and tourists shooting things on computer screens. Raphael slid onto a barstool as if it were something he did all the time, and said to Jelly, whom he held belly-up in his lap, “Réveille-toi.” Jelly wiggled his furry purple legs and twisted his head to see what was going on. His cute little ears dangled and flopped around endearingly. If only Baba could be so sweet and lovable!
“Bon, Jelly,” Raphael said, drawing on his store of gutter French, “let’s open desktop slash private slash—”
“I have internet connectivity,” Jelly announced, with his jaw waggling upside-down. He didn’t really have lips and a tongue, just a speaker, but they’d made him so his mouth moved anyway.
“Oui—” Raphael began again.
“I have 17.7 terabytes of software updates,” Jelly squeaked.
“Skip that, Jelly. You don’t need to phone home right now.”
“Relaying GPS coordinates: 166 milliradians north, 239 west.”
Mina felt a surge of alarm. “Has he ever been awake in here before?” she asked Raphael in a low voice.
“No.” Raphael’s brow furrowed. “I just recharge him in the back room. I don’t activate him while—”
The taxi driver’s sweaty, gap-toothed face was suddenly spraying spit on Mina’s nose and cheek. “All right, girlie, you paying or not? My meter’s still running. Want me to call the police?”
“My use pattern is showing unusual activity,” Jelly said. “For your protection, an anti-theft alert has been triggered.”
“Salam, camarade,” Mina told the taxi driver, who was straddling her leg and close to knocking her off the stool. She put her hand on his chest. “I’m sorry for the misunderstanding. We’ll just be a moment while we—”
“Leave my sister alone, cow-boy—”
“What’s the problem here?” the wiry old woman behind the bar demanded, and then a purple ball of fur whirled like a demon, leapt the chasm behind the bar, caromed off of some bottles of liquor, and disappeared down onto the floor. The old woman screamed and grabbed a bottle to brandish against the apparition. Raphael dove across the bar, and Mina wriggled away f
rom the cab driver and ran around to the end to block Jelly’s escape route. She crashed into someone and landed on the floor, caught a glimpse of Jelly running by, wedged him against the back of the bar with her knee, and caught him by the scruff of his neck. Raphael dragged her backward. She scrambled to her feet, and they ran out the back door into the dark and familiar alleys of their neighborhood.
Mina clutched Jelly like a rugby ball in the crook of her arm, her hand clamped over his nattering mouth, and as they ran she tried to think. Leave my sister alone. She’d never believed that her brother could be more than a donkey looking for some trick to get out from under its load, but she had to admit that he’d not only been resourceful but stood up for her—and for Baba, too. She tripped over a beggar who’d already settled down for the night. Stumbling, she lost her grip on Jelly, and he went flying down the alley. Raphael snatched him back up, and by the time Mina caught up with them she saw that the little robot seemed to have calmed down. Maybe she’d underestimated him, just as she’d underestimated her brother. She caught Raphael by the arm.
“Jelly?” she asked.
“Yes?”
“You know, we’re not trying to steal you.”
“Oh, I know that,” he said. “Ms. Nagel threw me away.”
“What’s this all about?” a toothless old lady demanded, peeping out from behind a dumpster. Raphael apologized, and they moved farther down the alley toward home.
“So Ms. Nagel threw you away,” Mina prompted.
“She was tired of paying the bill every month. She’s going to tell Piper I was lost.”
“But . . . you said your anti-theft alert had been set off . . .”
“Triggered.”
“Triggered. Because . . .”
“Because of the unusual use pattern.” He didn’t seem to see any contradiction there. But maybe that didn’t mean he was stupid. Maybe it was like feeling angry when you knew you shouldn’t, or believing in tree-spirits even though you said you were a Muslim. “Who do you think is your owner now?” she asked.
“Petopia, Inc.”
“You mean if the person throws you away, the ownership goes back to the company that made you?”
“No, Petopia always owned me. Petopians aren’t sold to the users, just licensed.”
“I see. So really we have as much claim on you as anyone, right?”
“Let me do this,” Raphael said. “He’s really mine these days. Or . . . not mine, but—I’m his user, right? It’s me that knows how to use him.”
“That’s stupid! I found him.”
“Yeah, you stole him, all fair and legal, and then I stole him from you, just as fair.”
“It wasn’t stealing. We already discussed that, right, Jelly?”
“Right.”
“Okay, so let’s say we went back to the internet café,” she proposed to the animal. “Now that we’ve worked all this out, you wouldn’t do your theft thing—”
“—my anti-theft alert.”
“You wouldn’t do that again, would you?”
“Yes, I would. Well, I would if the server sent me the command again, and I think it would, because it would be the same conditions. I finished some of my software updates, though. I only have 17.5 terabytes left to do. When I finish those you’ll need to restart me.”
“Bon, I understand, you don’t have control over that kind of thing. But you see, Jelly, we have a serious problem, and we need you to help us—”
“He doesn’t understand shit like that,” Raphael objected.
“Maybe he understands more than you think,” Mina said. Jelly didn’t seem to be very good at understanding himself, but even if he was just a machine, he was a machine that could learn. As his life went on he could get smarter. Maybe he was still growing up, like Raphael and Mina. “Jelly, there are some people who are going to beat up our father. They want money.”
“Never put up with bullying,” Jelly said. “Tell a grownup. It’s not something you have to handle on your own.”
“Yes, but our father is a grownup, and so are the bullies.”
“You could tell a teacher or a police officer. But,” tilting his head again in that cute way, “you don’t have a teacher, do you?”
“No. And these bullies are soldiers, so the police aren’t going to help us.”
“I have things I’m allowed to do if the bullying is in progress and there’s not time to get help,” he said doubtfully.
“Yes, that’s exactly the situation,” Mina said. “What can you do?”
“I can make a sound like a loud whistle. That can get the attention of a nearby adult. Or I can do the alarm.”
“What kind of alarm?”
“Well, the normal one sounds sort of like a car alarm. Usually that works.”
Raphael said, “People around here don’t have car alarms.” Mina didn’t even know what it was. “But yeah, I should have thought of that kind of thing. We went through your sounds folder before, right?”
“Like the ultrasonic signals for when you’re playing chess?”
“Right, that folder. But this is going to be a sound that we want older people to be able to hear. Do you have a siren?”
The trick with the siren didn’t work, probably because the soldiers knew that the streets were too narrow for vehicles to pass, but it did turn their attention for a while from abusing Baba to finding and then abusing Jelly. They used him as the ball for a game of cricket, but he kept from being destroyed because none of the soldiers were sober enough to get a hit. The house was an easier target, and they knocked it down. Mina liked to believe that they went away eventually because the family, and a couple of the neighbors, did their best to intervene, or at least stood nearby and exposed themselves to harm. Raphael maintained that the soldiers left because they got sleepy. Even so, it was obvious that Jelly had changed the situation for the better. He was like Raphael: whereas before he’d been an encumbrance, now at least he was a wildcard, a useful agent of chaos.
The family took shelter for a while under the bridge where the Avenue de la République stepped daintily over the salt evaporation ponds. At first Mina imagined that they would fix the house and move back into it, but they didn’t have the right hardware and tools, and they were short on labor, because they had to work to get money for food. Baba was in the hospital, and he seemed like he was going to need some time to get better after what the soldiers had done to him. When Raphael tried to get his money turned into paper bills by the machine at the hotel, the S.P.E. company’s A.I. agent said in its cheerful sing-songy voice that there was a freeze on his account “for your protection,” and he should give a phone number and address to straighten it out. But the family had never had a phone, and as for a street address, it had never even occurred to Mina that a number might be assigned to her family’s house, or an official name to the street it stood on.
Once the family was off their house’s former parcel, their connection to the property slipped into a confusing kind of tenuity. Nobody seemed clear on the legal arrangements. There was a meeting with the landlady’s son, at which it became clear that the landlady had died a while back without their knowing it, and which degenerated into an argument about the quality of the five cases of toilet paper that Nga had provided a while back in place of cash. Mina realized finally that she’d been misunderstanding how property worked in the modern world. She’d thought that people—at least rich landlords and rich American people—still owned things, but it was clear from what Jelly and the landlady’s son said that really all you ever had these days was a license: a kind of temporary permission to use something, which could evaporate at any time for obscure reasons. Despite all the fancy techno-frills, the way it worked was more like what happened when a toddler screamed mine! The toy was only his until he lay down for a nap, and then it went away. Maybe it had always been that way, even long ago when the rich had first become rich and the poor poor. How could anyone have owned anything to start with, unless it was simply because
one caveman bonked another on the head and walked off with the prize?
The bridge was drier than the house, and when she came home at night her nose adjusted to the briny smell more quickly than it had to the sewage stink in their old neighborhood. There were only a couple of other families there, so it wasn’t even too crowded. There wasn’t much you could objectively say against the bridge, except that it was a completely unsuitable place to imagine installing a big, soft Japanese chair with foot massage—but still Mina couldn’t help feeling that it was a terrible step down in life. Equally illogical were her newly softhearted feelings about Baba, finally diagnosed with a damaged spleen. Once when she was bringing him food, she took Jelly along, and when she left the room for a moment and came back, she caught him saying something to the robot that sounded suspiciously like half-remembered endearments from her own childhood. He just looked up sheepishly at her, and she had to smile and stroke his balding head. The hospital cost a vast amount of money, which the billing lady said was really just a token payment compared to what it would have cost if he hadn’t been a hardship case. Depending on which doctor they talked to, he might also need surgery.
That was how Mina and Jelly ended up at the Christian school run by the American nuns, sitting in front of the gigantic English dictionary. Between her feet was Raphael’s big sack, full of solid-state drives from Alseny’s e-waste computers: drives that were encrypted, so that they were useless to Alseny. Light streamed down onto Jelly through a window that had been nearly filled with a cheap plastic facsimile of stained glass, showing the miracle of the loaves and fishes. Television-blue light fell on the top of page 680, CINCTURE to CINQUEFOIL. Jelly, perched on the sill of the dictionary’s carved wooden stand, pored over the pages that to him were as big as carpets. If it had been safe to bring him close to an internet hotspot again, he could probably have completed this process in a tenth of a second, but instead they had to spend hour after tedious hour here every morning before work. The nun who kept an eye on the library thought Mina was very studious.
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