She retired the year after, I think. She was there.' 'And where is she now?' 'She lives locally, I believe. Would you like me to check, Mr Dalziel?' 'I'd appreciate it, Percy. Now, will you have another drink?' 'No, thank you,' he said, standing up. 'Time I was home to my supper. Goodbye, Mr Pascoe. A pleasure to meet you.' He offered his hand. Presumably his initial hesitation had been conditioned by the reluctance of some people to shake the hand that had slipped the noose over so many necks. Pascoe felt this reluctance more now than he had on first encounter, and to cover his slowness in responding, he said lightly, 'The bet Mickledore wanted placed, what happened?' 'Oh, it was put on. In fact, when word got around, so many officers not to mention the inmates and their families, backed the horse that its odds shortened from twenties to fives.' 'Oh aye?' said Dalziel. 'And did it win?' Percy Pollock smiled sadly. 'I'm afraid not. It fell at the last fence and broke its neck.' They sat in silence for a while after Pollock had left, Dalziel because he was eating a steak and kidney pie with double chips, Pascoe because he felt deeply depressed. 'Have a chip if you want,' said Dalziel. 'Not up to Black Bull standards, but they'll do.' 'No, thanks. Like I said, I'm not hungry.' 'You'll waste away to nowt. Man who doesn't take care of his belly won't take care of much else.' Pascoe felt this as a reproof and said, 'I do my job, full or empty.' 'Oh aye? Then do it. What do you make of old Percy?'
'Not a lot. If anything, I suppose he came down on the side of Mickledore being innocent.' 'What makes you say that?' asked Dalziel, studying a piece of kidney with the distrust of a police pathologist.
'That business about there being no chance of reprieve for him. That sounds like a fit-up.' 'Rumour. Ancient rumour at that,' said Dalziel, deciding to risk the kidney. 'What about Mickledore's demeanour? He acted as if he expected to be reprieved.' 'So what? He doesn't sound the type to collapse and kick his legs in the air. Stiff upper something, it's what they learn 'em at these public schools.' But if you take what he said at the end. "Looks like it's going to be a far, far better thing after all." Now the implication of that…' 'Yes, yes, I get the implication,' said Dalziel impatiently. 'I'm not totally ignorant. I go to the pictures too. And I'll tell you this for nowt, I can't see Mad Mick as Carter the martyr.' 'Carton,' said Pascoe. 'Who incidentally didn't look very likely material for Carter the martyr either. But isn't the point that Mickledore didn't want to be a martyr anyway? His kind of code says you do everything you can to cover up for a chum in trouble, no matter what he's done. Look at the way Lord Lucan's mates closed ranks when he vanished. But I doubt if any of them would have been willing to hang for him.' 'That's the choice they'd have got from me if I'd been running the case,' said Dalziel. 'So you're saying that when push came to shove, Mick said, sod this for a lark, and sent for Wally to tell him the truth, viz., that Westropp dunnit after all? So what about Westropp, then? This famous Lucan code says it's OK if you're the guilty party to let your best mate swing for you?' 'There may have been other considerations.
He more or less vanished, didn't he? Perhaps the funny buggers locked him up in a dungeon at Windsor till it was all over so he couldn't drag the family name through the mud. Perhaps he simply bottled out.
Perhaps he reckoned that if his best mate had been stuffing his wife, then hanging was what he deserved. Or perhaps he didn't do it after all, but Mickledore got the wrong end of the stick and thought he did, which would mean that Westropp could have believed Mickledore really was guilty.' Dalziel shook his head in admiration. He said, 'If ever Dan Trimble catches me banging his missus, I want you along to offer ten good reasons why he shouldn't believe his eyes. All right, you've got Mickledore sorted. He thinks he's doing a favour for a mate, then finds too late he's been thoroughly stitched up. Me, I don't believe a word of it, but just for the sake of argument, how does little Miss Kohler fit in? I mean, isn't she even less likely to let her lover hang for something he didn't do than something he did?' Pascoe thought: If Kohler got driven half mad by the death of Emily, then pushed the whole way by Tallantire browbeating a confession out of her, she doesn't need a motive. He said, 'You'll need to ask her that yourself. But I suspect it'll take more than a dead granny or a dental appointment to get you where she is." 'We'll see,' said Dalziel. 'Meanwhile here's what we do tomorrow. ..'
'I'm not doing any more interviews,' said Pascoe firmly.
'Nay, I'd not send a pup to snap at Sir Arthur Stamper, that's work for a full grown hound,' said Dalziel ungraciously. 'You just ring that publisher fellow, see what you can find about Wally's memoirs. You can manage that, can you? You've got a lovely telephone voice.'
He returned his attention to his plate and disinterred another sliver of the suspect kidney. Holding it up for inspection on the end of his fork, he said, 'You didn't notice a barber's next door, did you?'
NINE
'Will you tell me who denounced him?' 'It is against the rule.' Pascoe had never phoned a publisher before and in his inexperience first dialled the number at nine-fifteen A.M. At his third attempt, at nine-forty, he made contact with a woman whose voice vibrated with a mix of suspicion and disorientation such as he hadn't heard since his last dawn-knock raid. His request to be put through to Paul Farmer perked her up, perhaps because its very naivety revealed she was in touch with a lesser breed outside the metropolitan time zone. He was invited to try again at ten-thirty. At ten twenty-nine he rang once more. This time he was put through to Mr Farmer's secretary who asked him if he were a writer in a voice which suggested she was about to blow a whistle down the phone if he said yes. He summoned up his best Dalzielesque orotundity and gave her the full majesty of his rank. She seemed unimpressed but a moment later a male voice, light and pleasant, said, 'Farmer here. How can I help you, Mr Pascoe?'
Pascoe explained, adding that he realized it was all a long time ago.
'That's all right,' said Farmer, laughing. 'My long-term memory's a lot better than my short-term these days. I find I can't remember who won the Booker two days after the ceremony.' ‘I thought that was a condition of entry,' said Pascoe. ‘But you do recollect Superintendent Tallantire?' ‘I do indeed. Interesting chap. Lots of good stories. I couldn't see the great reading public being much interested in his life and hard times in urban Yorkshire, but you do seem to have rather a good class of crime up there and I could see great potential in a memoir of the big cases he'd been mixed up in, with the strictly autobiographical stuff kept down to a minimum." 'So you had lunch? How did you feel after you'd actually talked to him?" 'I felt I was right.
There was a real money-spinner here, pre-publication extracts in one of the popular Sundays, a bit of TV exposure on the chat shows, I think we could have turned your Mr Tallantire into a mini-star. That's what made it all the more annoying, not to mention embarrassing.' That he died, you mean?' said Pascoe, thinking this was a touch insensitive. 'What? Don't be silly. That I had to turn him down.' 'You were going to reject his idea? Yet you still took him out for lunch?'
'That was the trouble. I'd brought him up at our last editorial conference and got the go-ahead to set up a meeting. Then on the morning of the day we were having lunch, word came from above, police memoirs were no longer our cup of tea. Too late to cancel, so I had to go through with it, knowing the poor chap was to be elbowed.' 'Did you tell him?' ‘I didn't intend to. Chicken-heartedly I thought I'd just play along, then write to him in a few days saying, sorry, on mature consideration et cetera. But in the end after I'd listened to him for a bit, I found I was getting so keen, I just had to come clean. At least I felt able to suggest another couple of houses I was pretty certain would jump at him, and we parted on good terms. I kept an eye open but never saw anything. He died, you said? Was that soon after we met? Before he had a chance to shop around?' 'Yes. Quite soon,' said Pascoe. 'Tell me, Mr Farmer, why did you think your firm decided to turn the memoirs down? Whose decision would that be?' 'Someone like me, as I am now, I mean. Then I was simply an editor, coal-face stuff, dealing direct with writers and their writings. Now I suppo
se I'm a publisher. The kind of meeting I attend, and one of which I shall shortly be late for, decides on broad policies and wider strategies.'
'Yes, but weren't you surprised?' 'Not really. Sort of thing happens all the time, and especially after a change of management.' 'You mean internally? Or as a result of a takeover?' 'Both. Publishing houses are like Third World countries, constantly under threat both from foreign invasion and civil war. God, the changes I've been through.
Treeby and Bracken were a nice little independent publisher when I joined them. Then they were bought by the Glaser magazine group, which wasn't so bad. At least it was still about the printed word. Then Glaser got gobbled up by Harvey Inkermann, the investment people, and suddenly it was all about finance and returns and investment. Even then we laughed when we heard about the Centipede takeover. Lots of jokes about free condoms with every book! But we laughed too soon.
Centipede was clearly just another bargaining counter in the discussions between Stampers and Inkermann – ' 'Hold on," said Pascoe in whose mind a diaspora of information was coming together. 'This Stamper, he'd be the Sheffield Stamper…' 'That's right. The dreaded Sir Arthur.' 'And his company amalgamated with Harvey Inkermann to form – ' ‘Inkerstamm. You must have heard the story that when they joined up, Sir Arthur wanted top billing in the new conglomerate name, but the best they could come up with was Stinker!'
'Very droll,' said Pascoe. 'And who was it that owned you when you were dealing with Superintendent Tallantire?' 'As I was trying to tell you, we'd just been subsumed by Inkerstamm and forced into a shotgun marriage with Centipede. New brooms were being flourished, and in those circumstances, much that is good always gets swept away with the dross, just to establish who's in charge. Your Mr Tallantire was, I fear, a victim.' Perhaps a victim indeed. But it was all so far-fetched. Treeby and Bracken would hardly register on Stamper's mind except as a line in a balance sheet. So, a new senior editor flexing his muscles. And an ageing bobby, after a career full of hard drinking, irregular eating and sleepless nights, has a heart attack.
Nothing odd there. 'Just one more thing,' he said, ‘I don't suppose you can recall if Mr Tallantire referred to a notebook during your lunch?' 'Oh yes indeed. Several times. I recall joking that perhaps he should forget about his memoirs and just publish the notebook, and he smiled and said it was better to have ten bob to spend than a quid to bequeath. The phrase struck me.' 'Shit', said Pascoe as he replaced the phone. He didn't need to re-scan the list he'd dug out of coroners' records, but he did anyway. When people die in public places a careful inventory is made of their possessions, very careful indeed when the dead man's a copper. Nowhere in the list of what was found on Tallantire's person or in his briefcase was there a mention of a notebook. Pascoe knew all about detectives' notebooks. Some cops recorded no more than the minimum that regulations required. Others wrote copiously. And a third group kept two notebooks, one officially recording the case in hand, the other omnivorous, devouring every fact or fancy that touched upon the case, no matter how distantly. From all accounts, Tallantire had belonged to this group. If Dalziel's judgement of the man was correct, he wouldn't have hushed up any information, no matter how delicate, that had a direct bearing on the Mickledore Hall killing. But in an affair like this, involving a royal, a cabinet minister, an American diplomat, and God knows who else, at a time when British public life was going through the greatest turmoil since the trial of Queen Caroline, what peripheral details, recorded conversations, gossip, hints, innuendoes, plain theorizing, might have found their way into the missing notebook?
Tallantire's own comment, recalled by Farmer, that publishing the notebook might bring him money to bequeath rather than spend, hinted that it contained just this kind of material. And next thing he's dead on a train. Coming back from a visit to a publisher. And the notebook has vanished. At what point does subsequence become consequence?
Later, to a rationalist thinker. Sooner, to a workshop cop. Pascoe, philosophically and professionally, tried to tread a middle way. As he did in most things, he thought with bitter self-mockery. Middle of the road's grand, unless it's the M6 on a Bank Holiday. The Gospel according to St Andrew Dalziel. Who else? And with each passing hour Pascoe could feel the traffic building up.
TEN
'I have less need to make myself agreeable than you have, being more independent in circumstances.' There was a time when Sheffield in a word association test would have provoked either steel or Wednesday. Now it was likely to be snooker. Despite this sad falling away, Dalziel still liked the place. It had the vibrant energy of a frontier town. For any true-born Yorkshireman, after Sheffield it was Africa. All right, there was the cordon sanitaire of the White Peak whose open acres might cushion the shock for a while, but in no time at all you were unmistakably into that nowhere called the Midlands through whose squeezed-out diphthongs the Cockney cacophony could be clearly heard. The huge Inkerstamm building had risen from the eastern wasteland of the city and was a dominating presence as you drove down the Ml, though reaching it once you left the motorway proved problematical. And actually getting inside looked likely to prove impossible. Dalziel came to a stop at a security barrier painted like a barber's pole. For a while nothing happened, then out of the cabin at the pole's end strolled a guard built on the same lines as the building ahead. He was dressed like an American highway patrolman, and from his belt dangled a truncheon carved from a bough of oak and polished till it reflected the sun which vanished behind him as he stooped to the window with the complacent smile of a man used to complete physical domination. 'Got yourself lost, luv?' he inquired.
Dalziel, who knew that the further south you got in the county, the more unisex 'luv' became, felt neither insulted nor invited, but he had to admit to a feeling which came close to intimidation. He produced his warrant card with his most fearsome scowl and said, 'I'm here to see Sir Arthur Stamper.' The guard's smile broadened. 'Just you sit there a while, Mr Dalziel,' he said, mispronouncing the name, 'and I'll see if there's anyone home.' He strolled back to his cabin, spoke into a phone, listened, wrote something down and ambled back out. 'Your lucky day,' he said. 'You're expected. Wear this at all times.' He handed over a plastic lapel badge with Dalziel's name and arrival time printed on it in indelible ink. 'I'm not a bloody parcel,' snarled Dalziel. 'Take that off and you could end up being wrapped and delivered like one,' laughed the guard as he raised the barrier with one finger. Even allowing for the counterweight, it was an impressive performance. Dalziel was checked again twice, once in the car park, once at the main entrance, and his irritation kept him from wondering how he came to be expected when no one knew he was coming. His second interlocutor said, 'You'll be met in the atrium,' as he opened the door. 'What's one of them when it's at home?' demanded Dalziel, but he received no answer and would probably have heard none as he stepped with incredulous awe into what had to be the largest urinal in the world which even provided trees for visiting dogs. It took him only a moment to grasp that the tinkling came from a series of central fountains and the figures niched round the walls were statues, but the green and white tiles remained unadjustably lavatorial and the trees, though thin and etiolated, were undoubtedly trees. Threading her way through this ectopic boscage came a woman, high heels clicking on the tesselated floor. 'Superintendent Dalziel?' she said, getting the pronunciation right. 'You're early. Come this way.' Dalziel might have asked, 'Early for what?' if a more pressing question had not been occupying his mind. Was William Stamper after all a Queen of Crime? How else to explain his appearance here in a fetching white blouse and grey pencil skirt? All answers came together. 'I'm Wendy Stamper,' said the woman. 'By the way, I thought it was a Mr Hiller who had the appointment to see my father?' 'My colleague,' said Dalziel. 'He'll be along shortly.' But not too bloody shortly, he hoped, as she led him into a lift which ascended at a knee-trembling speed that made him think nostalgically of his hot youth. He said, ‘I were talking to your brother yesterday. He didn't remember me at first s
ight either.' 'Either?' 'Aye. We met at Mickledore Hall. I were just a young bobby then, the one who gave you the bull's-eyes.' The lift stopped and they stepped out into a discreetly lit, plushly carpeted corridor. The woman looked at him frowningly. 'Sorry,' she said, it was a long time ago. I was only a child.' 'Your brother's memory was very good once he got going.' 'My brother makes a living out of fictions,' she replied. 'Would you like some coffee?' They had moved into what might have been an elegant drawing-room were it not for the computer terminal alongside the rosewood desk. 'No, thanks,' said Dalziel, gingerly settling on to a chair with that expensive antique look which in his experience often meant woodworm. It sighed but held. 'I could mebbe manage a Scotch, but.' A lesser woman might have glanced at her watch. Wendy Stamper went without hesitation to a cabinet and from a decanter poured him a measure which had the twin merits of being generous and a malt of great quality and strength. He rolled it round his mouth, failed to identify it and asked, 'What's this, then?' 'Glencora,' she said. He'd never heard of it and she added, it's a very small company, and most of its output goes for export.' Which explained the strength. He'd read somewhere that the Yanks liked their liquor stronger because they preferred their drinks in mixtures, which in the case of Glencora was like using fresh salmon to make fish fingers. He said, 'You don't get on with your brother, then?' 'Did he say that?' 'No, but it stands to reason. You working here and him having nowt to do with your dad.'
'You can agree to differ without falling out,' she said. 'Oh aye? Even when he reckons your dad's a jumped-up nowt who tret his wife like shit?' She didn't let herself be provoked, even managed a slight smile. 'I think I do recall you now. I assume it's the Mickledore Hall business you want to talk to him about? Because that woman has been let off?' 'You didn't like Cissy Kohler, then?' he said. She thought, then said grudgingly, 'Yes, I suppose I liked her well enough.' But you don't want to like her, thought Dalziel. He said, 'Do you still think she did it?' She replied, 'Who else?' but it came out as a real question rather than the rhetorical affirmation she probably intended.
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