Cheers!' He switched off and went out of the house at a run. St Christopher and the green god of traffic lights conspired to get him into Trimble's office only eight minutes late, but in any case the Chief was sitting behind his desk with the defeated look of a man to whom time and space had come to mean very little. In front of him on the desk was a tabloid newspaper. 'Sorry, sir, but the traffic was jammed solid,' lied Pascoe ungratefully. 'What? Oh yes. We'll need to …' He took a deep breath, then said, 'What the hell do I care about traffic? My daughter's been on a trip to the States, Mr Pascoe.
She got back home last night. She brought me a litre of very old cognac which didn't get much older, as she also brought me this.' He turned the tabloid round and pushed it across the desk. Pascoe saw the headline CROCODILE DALZIEL. Uninvited, he sat down to read the rest.
It didn't take long. It was the kind of paper which assumed in its readers the attention span of a lively four-year-old. 'Is it really that bad, sir?' he said in the bright tone of a ship's surgeon asking Lord Nelson what a man with only one arm wanted with two eyes anyway.
'If anything, it reflects rather well on Mid-Yorkshire.' Trimble said, if you work it out, you'll see this has all taken place in his first twelve hours on American soil. What will he do in a week?' 'End organized crime by the sound of it,' said Pascoe. They may want to keep him.' Trimble smiled wistfully, then composed his face to an official coldness as he said, 'You may be wondering why I'm not ordering your instant reduction to the ranks. The first reason is that my daughter's thoughtful gesture has reminded me that you are still the lesser of two evils. The second is that Mr Hiller seems to feel that he may not have made it as clear as he should have done that he did not require your assistance. This I find puzzling, having heard him in my presence address you on the subject in terms so pellucid that a backward sports commentator could have understood him. But it does give me an excuse, if not a reason, for letting you yet again off the hook.' 'I'm sorry,' said Pascoe. 'No, you're not. Not yet. But you will be if you disobey instructions once more. My instructions, whose clarity is not in doubt. You will not make contact, in person, by phone, by proxy, or by any other means, with anyone connected with Mr Hiller's inquiry. If any such person should contact you, you will immediately refer them to Mr Hiller. Do I make myself clear?' 'Yes,' said Pascoe. 'And no.' 'I'm sorry?' 'Yes, you make yourself clear, sir,' said Pascoe. 'But no, I can't undertake to follow these instructions.' Trimble passed a hand over his face. 'Did I really hear you say that?' he asked wonderingly. 'What I mean is, I need reassurances. When all this started, I admit I was out of line.
Because of loyalty – misplaced loyalty, you might say – to Mr Dalziel, I bent the rules. I was probably wrong, I was certainly professionally wrong because I didn't have any good professional reasons. But now it's different. To put it starkly, I think there's a chance that Mavis Marsh's death was arranged because of her connection with the Mickledore Hall affair. Before I can agree to follow instructions to stay away from the case, I need to feel sure that it's going to be properly investigated. If you can give me that assurance, sir, and the same assurance about all aspects of this business, and that all relevant findings will be published, then fine, I'll get back to bringing CID records up to date, and very glad about it too.' 'Oh dear,' said Trimble, looking down at the American tabloid. 'I may have got you and Andy Dalziel in the wrong order after all. Let me, without prejudice to my right to throw you out of here and suspend you without pay, make a couple of points. One is, Marsh's death is being treated as suspicious by our colleagues in West Yorkshire, mainly I gather at your instigation. The other is that I, as a man as well as a policeman, resent your implication that I would let myself or anyone under my command be diverted from the strictest observation of proper legal procedures.' Pascoe felt reproved but unrepentant. No point in changing your mind once you'd dived off the high board. 'I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to imply you would. But I do wonder, just how much is Mr Hiller under your command?' For a moment he thought he'd gone too far but after a long silence Trimble said mildly, 'That you must judge for yourself. In fact, in the whole of this business, judging for yourself might not be such a bad thing.' There was a knock at the door. 'That will be him now. Come in!' Hiller entered. He seemed to have shrunk even further into his suit. Adolf after a week in the bunker, thought Pascoe unkindly, then recalled a little guiltily that in this business at least, Hiller had not yet given him cause for unkindness. Trimble said, 'I've just been talking to Mr Pascoe about his involvement in the Marsh case. Do we know any more yet?' Hiller sat down heavily and said, 'DCI Dekker rang me ten minutes ago. He'd got the pathologist's report.' 'And what's the verdict?' prompted Trimble. ‘Indeterminate. She suffered from arhythmia, some kind of fibrillation, that's when the heart beats too fast, and she was taking a digitalis-derived drug. An overdose of this, or even a build-up through taking prescribed doses, can evidently lead to heart block.
That means the heart rate drops too low to feed the required amount of blood to the brain, inducing dizziness and fainting. Sometimes the heart stops altogether for a few seconds. Sometimes, without outside aid, it won't start again. And, of course, during such an attack it would not be difficult to make sure it didn't start again.' 'Are you saying this is what happened?' demanded Trimble. 'I'm saying that evidently it could have happened,' said Hiller irritatedly. 'There is no evidence either way. Unless we take as evidence the fact that the pathologist found only five currants in her stomach?' 'I'm sorry?' said Trimble. 'I gather Mr Pascoe can explain.' Pascoe explained. He kept on explaining. He wasn't yet sure how they were going to react, but at least he would know that they knew everything there was to know. He laid out the facts without comment until Trimble, with the reluctance of a hypochondriac asking his doctor to tell him the worst, said, 'And what is your interpretation of these facts?' 'When Marsh went to see Kohler in June nineteen seventy- six she told her something that made her want to get out. Thereafter she applied for parole and began to accept Daphne Bush's overtures of friendship because she needed a private channel to the outside world. Bush became her letter-box. I don't know if she wrote to anyone else but she certainly wrote to James Westropp. And in that letter she accused him of being the real killer of his wife. When Bush brought Westropp's reply to her cell, the two women fell out – it may have been because of the letter, there may have been some other reason – they had a fight, and Daphne Bush got killed.' 'Hold on,' said Hiller. 'I've read all the evidence. There was nothing about a letter being found in the cell.' 'I think Mrs Friedman removed it, along with anything else that might have suggested there was anything going on between Bush and Kohler. Partly to protect a colleague's reputation, partly because in her eyes there's no such thing as mitigating circumstance when a con kills a screw.' 'She admitted this?' 'She admitted nothing. She's a very careful lady. How much she really knows, I wouldn't like to say.
Not all that much is my bet. I think she got really pissed off when her chum started going gooey-eyed over Kohler and they had a row. It wasn't just a general principle that made her keep her mouth shut when Kohler was on trial, it was a particular hatred. She was delighted to do her bit to see that Kohler got another life sentence.' But why would Miss Marsh go to see Kohler in the first place?' asked Trimble.
'Were they friends? Or was it just some purely altruistic motive?' ‘I doubt it,' said Pascoe. 'She struck me as a lady with a keen eye for the main chance.' 'What makes you say that?' said Hiller. ‘Just look at her! Living at her ease in that posh flat by dint of putting the squeeze on Partridge because he'd fathered a child on her!' exclaimed Pascoe. 'I've just told you all about that.' ‘Yes, you did,' said Hiller.’It's been puzzling me. You say the source of your information is some old Welshman who lives on an estate village?' 'That's right.'
'Put not your trust in Welshmen, Mr Pascoe,' said Hiller almost facetiously. 'One other thing Mr Dekker told me the pathologist said.
Miss Marsh was not a virgin, certainly. But equally certainly, she'd never had a child.
' Pascoe was taken aback, and before he could recover, Trimble pressed home, 'Perhaps Marsh went to see Kohler to talk about the blood evidence. Perhaps she offered at that time to give testimony and that's what sparked Kohler's interest in getting out.' 'Why wait so long?' demanded Pascoe. 'Perhaps it had been nagging her conscience for years but she'd persuaded herself it made no real difference. Then the coincidence of her being at Beddington College while Kohler was five miles away in Beddington Jail brought it to the surface. But when Kohler killed Bush, that just confirmed to her that she'd been rightly condemned in the first place.' It made some sense, certainly more than his own theories. Trimble concluded, 'When the basis of your conclusions proves wrong, change your conclusions. Basic rule of detection, Mr Pascoe.' In his head Pascoe heard another voice. 'When you're sure of where you're at, lad, who gives a fuck if you started from the wrong place?' Hiller was standing up. Trimble said in a non- authoritarian voice, 'Do you want a chat, Geoff?' Looking grey and weary, the DCC shook his head. 'I think it better not. In the circumstances. Mr Pascoe, thank you.' He left.
Trimble said, 'Well, Peter, it looks like the same angel that's covered Andy Dalziel's tracks all these years has taken you under his wing. But be warned. There are people out there ready and able to blast angels out of the sky if they feel the need.' It was an odd thing to say. But Pascoe wasn't really listening. He was looking at the door which had just closed behind Hiller and wondering why he had the sense of having just witnessed a man destroying his own career.
TEN
'One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Hush!'
Dalziel liked trains, especially he liked trains when the alternative was driving on the wrong side of a road more crowded with maniacs than the corridors of Bedlam. The girl on the travel desk had tried to persuade him that New York was unique and if he let her rent him a car at very reasonable rates, he'd find things much different on the thruway. But Dalziel cocked an ear to Seventh Avenue in full throat outside and said, 'I'd rather sup lager and lime.'
She booked him a seat on something called the Colonial and a room at a hotel called the Plantation, all of which sounded too folksy for comfort. Nor was he much impressed by her assurance that the hotel was on the edge of this 'historic area' she was so reverential about. But he comforted himself with the thought that over here 'historic' probably meant something built before the Korean war.
He left a note for Linda at the desk, explaining where he'd gone.
He reckoned she'd come round breathing fire when he stood her up at lunch-time, and a bit of cheque-book journalism would soon loosen the travel girl's tongue, so he might as well tell the truth and keep himself qualified (he hoped) both for her favours and his expenses.
Once he'd made up his mind to head south, professional courtesy took him along to the police in case they needed him in connection with the man he'd caught in his hotel room.
It was like walking into a TV series. He found himself sitting in a room as crowded as the Black Bull on a Saturday night with a detective who managed to look harassed and laid back at the same time.
After checking through some papers the man said, 'That's OK. You won't be needed.'
'Now? Or ever?' wondered Dalziel.
'Or ever,' said the man laconically.
'You don't bother with witnesses at your trials, then?' said Dalziel, with real interest in this highly desirable state of affairs.
'Shit, the trial's done. He went into night court, a year suspended. He's long gone.'
'Attempted robbery? A year suspended? Good job he had a gun else you'd likely have had to pay him pocket money,' said Dalziel incredulously.
'His lawyer did a deal. He said he walked into your room by accident and panicked. He had a licence for the gun and no record.
Listen, Mr Dalziel, with the lawyer this guy's got, think yourself lucky he's not suing you for felonious assault!'
'This brief, I mean lawyer. Did the court have to appoint him?'
'No. He came running. Rich family probably. We're deep into democracy over here. Can't tell a punk by his clothes any more.'
Dalziel left, deeply dissatisfied. If he'd known the bugger were going to walk free, he'd have hit him harder. Perhaps things would be more normal once he got out of New York.
At Penn Station, though pleased by the absence of horses, he was rather disappointed to find that the Colonial belied its name and looked nothing like the huge locomotives he recalled from childhood Westerns. But Hollywood reasserted itself when a portly black conductor appeared in the doorway above him and said with the easy freemasonry of girth, 'Now let me help you there, Mr Mostel. Am I glad to see you! They told me you were dead.' Dalziel, confused by the assonance, was slow to catch on. 'What's your problem, sunshine?' he asked. 'Well, pardon me, you mean you ain't Zero Mostel?' said the man, with affected embarrassment. 'I'm so sorry. Let me show you to your seat, sir. Better still, let me show you to two seats.' 'You cheeky bugger,' said Dalziel. 'Move over before we get wedged.' He'd just got himself comfortable when there was a tapping at the window.
He looked up to see Dave Thatcher gesturing him urgently towards the door. Sighing, he rose and returned to the platform. 'How do, Dave?' he said coldly. 'Didn't think I'd see you again.' 'I couldn't talk on the phone,' said Thatcher. 'I called your hotel this morning and they said you were catching the Colonial. Listen, you said something about a woman called Linda. Tell me about her.' Dalziel, who'd been speculating that Thatcher might be here in the role of jealous boyfriend having got a whiff of the previous afternoon's bonking, was taken by surprise. 'Linda Steele. Black lass, journalist. Says you put her on to me.' 'Why should I do that?' 'Pay a favour. Get yourself on her short list. She's a fancy lass.' 'You mean you fancy her?'
Thatcher smiled. 'You want to watch yourself, Andy. I've never heard of her. And I don't sick journalists on cops I owe favours to.' 'She gave me Waggs's address in New York. Kohler was with him." 'She did?'
Thatcher took some sheets of paper out of his inside pocket and studied them. 'That clinches it. I thought she might just be some freelance on the make, but if she's got info like that, she's on the inside track.' 'Dave,' said Dalziel patiently. 'I've got a train to catch. How about telling me what's going off here?' 'OK. Listen. After you left the airport, I made a couple of calls I felt I owed you, so I chucked the names Waggs and Kohler at a few people. I've got good contacts. Couple of hours later this guy strolls into my office. I know him vaguely but not half as well as he seems to know me, not a quarter so well as he wants to know you.' 'Me? He wasn't one of your contacts, then?' 'No, he wasn't. I couldn't see any way your little problem could involve national security'. 'Ah,' said Dalziel. 'I've got you. A funny bugger.' 'I'm sorry?' 'We've got 'em too. Funny buggers, I call the lot on em. So what's his sport?' 'These guys don't advertise job descriptions. But ultimately, and this may just be a coincidence, his boss could be Scott Rampling.' 'Stuff me,' said Dalziel. 'So what'd he want to know about me?' 'Everything I could tell him. Which, before you ask, is exactly what I told him. I could see no reason not to.' 'Oh aye? So what's this? A follow-up visit?'
'Yeah. Real subtle, ain't I? In fact, he suggested if you got in touch again, I should be nice to you and see if I could get a line on what you were doing. Which, as well as being surrounded by ears I wasn't sure of, was another reason I choked you off when you rang.' 'So what are you doing here, Dave?' wondered Dalziel. 'Putting the record straight. I don't like being jerked about by these – what-did-you-call-'em? – funny buggers. Especially I don't like the idea of people latching on to you under pretence of being friends of mine. This woman, apart from giving you Waggs's address, what else has she done for you?' Dalziel scratched his groin reminiscently. 'Oh, odd things,' he said. 'She had a good poke around my room, that's for sure.' 'That seems to be the in-game. Wasn't there something in the papers about you catching a hotel thief?' said Thatcher. 'Aye. So what … Hell's bells, you don't reckon he was one of 'em too? Mebbe that would exp
lain…' 'What?' 'They slapped his wrist, told him to be a good boy in future, and let him go.' Behind him doors were slamming.
The conductor leaned out and said, 'You coming or not, Mr Mostel?'
Dalziel climbed aboard. It would have been good to spend more time talking to Thatcher but he had the feeling that the important place to be was Williamsburg. 'Mr Mostel?' said Thatcher. 'A joke. This country of yours is full of jokers.' 'Maybe. But jokes can turn nasty. You take care, Andy. Men like Rampling have got long arms and sharp teeth.' 'I'd best buy some bananas, then,' said Dalziel. The train was moving. Thatcher walked alongside it. 'You might as well have this,' he said, passing his sheets of paper through the window, it's all on Waggs. Kohler's a blank, completely off the record.' 'Thanks,' said Dalziel. 'You've not asked what I'm doing on this train.' 'What I don't know, I can't be accused of withholding,' Thatcher said, smiling. 'Ring me if you need an interpreter Bye!' As the train picked up speed, Dalziel returned thoughtfully to his seat. He had an unfamiliar sense of things getting out of control. He'd laughed off Thatcher's warning, but now, as he slipped ever deeper into this strange, huge country, it felt less like a laughing matter. Back home in Yorkshire, bearding lions in their dens was run-of-the-mill work for an old white hunter. But here, though he might be worth a headline as Crocodile Dalziel, basically he was nowt more than a fat old tourist with a million quids' worth of medical insurance which a good kicking would probably absorb in a long weekend. 'Ticket, sir,' boomed a voice in his ear. 'What? Sorry, I were miles away.' 'That's what you're paying for,' said the conductor as he examined the ticket.
'You'll need to keep your strength up. Buffet's three cars down.' 'I hope the grub's better than the jokes,' said Dalziel, rising. It was.
He got himself a couple of monumental sandwiches and a matching bourbon. It wasn't the Caledonian cream, of course, but it certainly made your teeth tingle. Then, the inner man refreshed, he turned his attention to the papers Thatcher had given him. A quick examination revealed that what he had here was the life and hard times of Jay Waggs as told to a computer. Or rather, a whole family of computers.
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