“Yeah? Well, people have turned down outright bribes. But never a legitimate fee. It was legit.”
“We’ve been through that, too.”
“Yeah. About the grand jury thing, I know you don’t drop for money, but I’ll pay you a flat fifty for talking to Ferragamo and another fifty if a grand jury isn’t convened.”
“If I did criminal work, I’d get three hundred an hour, double for courtroom time. I don’t take cash rewards if you’re not indicted or convicted, and I don’t give the money back if you are.”
Bellarosa smiled at me, but it was not a nice smile. “I gotta tell you, some of your wisecracks are funny, some are not.”
“I know.”
“You got balls.”
“I know that, too.”
He nodded. “I got too many guys around me kissing my ass, and any one of them would stick a knife in my back.”
“I feel sorry for you.”
“Hey, it’s part of life.”
“No, it isn’t.”
“My life. But I also got guys around me who respect me. People who don’t kiss my ass, but kiss my hand.”
“Does anybody like you?”
He smiled. “I don’t really give a shit.”
“Work on that, Frank.”
He looked at me and said, “Something else I gotta tell ya. Your people been here three hundred years you said. Right? So you figure everybody who got here after you is uninvited company or something. But my family in Italy goes back a thousand years in that town outside Sorrento. Maybe they go back two thousand years to Roman times. Maybe one of my ancestors was a Roman soldier who invaded England and found your people wearing animal skins and living in mud houses. Capisce?”
“I understand enough history to appreciate the glory of Italian civilization, and you may well take pride in that heritage. But what we’re discussing at the moment, the Mafia, is not one of Italian civilization’s greatest contributions to Western culture.”
“That’s a matter of opinion.”
“Well, it’s most people’s opinion.”
Bellarosa seemed deep in thought for a full minute, then said, “Okay. Now you got to make a big decision, because you’re jerking me around and yourself around. So you stand up, you turn around, and you go out that door. You get your wife and you leave, and you’ll never hear from me again. Or, you have a drink with me.”
So. All I had to do was stand up and leave. Then why was I still sitting? I regarded Frank Bellarosa a moment. What had I learned in the last few hours? Well, I’d learned that Bellarosa was not only smart, but also more complex than I would have imagined. Also, to give Susan credit for an accurate first impression, Bellarosa was interesting. So, maybe this was Susan’s gift to me; this was my challenge. I picked up my glass. “What’s this made of?”
“Grape. It’s like brandy. I told you.”
We touched glasses, we drank.
He stood. “Let’s go find the women.’’
Seventeen
We left the library, and as we walked along the mezzanine, I said, “Why don’t you go right to the Colombians and explain that you’re being set up?”
“Caesar does not go to the fucking barbarians and explain things. Fuck them.”
I could see that my straightforward Anglo-Saxon logic was not what the situation called for, but I said, “A Roman emperor did go to Attila the Hun to talk peace.”
“Yeah. I know that.’’ We started down the sweeping stairs, and Bellarosa said, “But what good did it do him? Made him look bad, and Rome got attacked anyway. Look, when people go for your balls, they’re saying you got balls. As soon as they think you got no balls, they treat you like a woman. You might as well be dead.”
“I see.’’ Obviously my first advice as consigliere wasn’t cutting it. I said, “But Ferragamo is banking on that. He knows you won’t go to the Colombians.”
“This is true. Only another wop could have understood that.”
“So? If you won’t meet with the Colombians yourself, send somebody.’’ But not me.
“Same thing. Forget it.”
We walked across the palm court. I found this interesting as an intellectual challenge and on that basis would have liked to come up with a solution. But I also realized there was more to my interest in his problems than a mental exercise. I said, “Tell the Colombians to come to you. Demand a meeting on your terms.”
He turned to me and smiled. “Yeah? Maybe they’ll come. But any way you cut that, it’s me going to them to ask them for a break. Fuck them. If they think they’re big enough to take me on, let them try. Maybe they need a lesson in respect.”
Mamma mia, this guy was tough. I recalled what he had said in my office. Life is war. And what he had said in the morning room. Italian men don’t compromise. That about covered it. But I had a last solution. “Find out who killed Carranza and deliver the guy to the State Attorney General, Lowenstein.”
“I don’t do cop work.”
“Then deliver him to the Colombians.’’ I can’t believe I said that.
“I can’t do that.”
“Why not?”
“Because I already know who killed Carranza. The cops killed him. The fucking DEA—the Drug Enforcement Agency. They put five slugs in his head—mob style, like they say.”
“How do you know that?”
“I know the guys who did it. And it was no vigilante thing, if you’re thinking they’re good guys. It was no vendetta for a DEA guy who got hit in Colombia. They iced Carranza because he screwed them on a deal.”
God, this was depressing. What a world this man lived in. Right here, in America. Of course I’d read about it. But it’s not the same as hearing it live. I asked, “Why don’t the Colombians know this?”
“Because they’re stupid. They got no contacts, they got no sources. They’re fucking outlaws. I got all kinds of sources—press sources, police sources, political sources, court sources.’’ Bellarosa stopped walking and put his hand on my shoulder. “You know, the thing that the government calls the Mafia—the Sicilians, the Neapolitans—we’ve been in America for a hundred years. Christ, we’re part of the establishment. That’s why we’re fat ducks now for the assholes in the Justice Department. But let me tell you something. Compared to these new people, we’re nice guys. We play the fucking game. We don’t hit cops, we don’t hit judges, we don’t go into people’s houses and massacre families. We make contributions to the right people, we give to the Church, we provide services. If you run this kind of thing right, it don’t have to be messy. You take your South Americans and your melanzane from the islands, they go right for the guns. Half of these assholes are on the junk they sell. But does Ferragamo go after these dangerous people, these crazies? No. The shithead wastes everybody’s time and money going after his paesanos, because he can get to them, because he understands them. And he’s got ambitions, this man. He wants to make a name. Capisce? And he knows we won’t take him out. Is Ferragamo good for the public, the taxpayers? No. Well, fuck him. Maybe some melanzane will slice his throat for his watch someday. Meanwhile, we do business like nothing’s wrong. Let him or the Colombians make the first move. Right?”
“You’re absolutely right.”
“Good. Let’s go talk to the women.’’ He took my arm and led me between two columns, then through an archway into the living room.
The room was about eighty feet long and half as wide, with a beamed cathedral ceiling. The walls were white stucco and the windows were arched. Unfortunately, this was not the living room. It was just too big, even for a great house. This must once have been the ballroom. At the far end was a grouping of chairs where Susan and Anna sat, looking very tiny and alone.
Bellarosa and I walked the eighty feet to the furniture, and I remembered to put my glasses back on. I sat before Bellarosa could say “Sit.’’ Bellarosa remained standing.
Susan addressed Bellarosa. “The house is beautiful.”
Bellarosa smiled. “Yeah.”
Susan asked both of us, “What were you two talking about all that time?”
I replied, “Machiavelli.”
She smiled at Bellarosa. “John’s not much of a talker. But he pays attention.”
“Your husband’s a smart man.”
Susan beamed proudly. Well, no, actually, she crossed her legs and sat back.
Anna addressed her lord and master. “Susan knew the people who lived here before. The Barretts. Susan used to sleep in the guest room.”
Bellarosa smiled at Susan. “It’s yours if you have a fight with your husband.”
Susan smiled in return. Why wasn’t I smiling?
Anna said to Frank, “Susan knows some of the history here, Frank. The real estate lady wasn’t lying about the Vanderbilts.”
“She lied about the plumbing,’’ Bellarosa said.
Anna had more news. “This isn’t the living room, Frank.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“It’s a ballroom.”
“What?”
“And the room where we got the TV is the drawing room.’’ She looked at Susan. “Tell him what that is.”
Susan explained, “That’s the room to which guests withdraw after dinner. But it’s fine as a TV room.”
And so Susan gave the Bellarosas a crash course in great-house floor plans. Interestingly, however, she did it with some humor and self-effacement as if it were all very silly, thus not making the Bellarosas feel that they were vulgar half-wits who had no business living in a house they couldn’t understand. This was a new Susan.
Meanwhile, I tried to figure out how I started the evening in an Irish pub and ended it as part of the Bellarosa family. Obviously none of this was happening. I’d wake up at Locust Valley station, get off the train, and try it again.
Bellarosa said to Susan, “Come on. I’ll show you my pride and joy. The conservatory.”
This didn’t seem to include me, so I remained seated as Susan stood. Lady Stanhope and Squire Bellarosa walked off. I turned to Anna, and we smiled at each other.
She shook her finger at me. “I know you from someplace.”
“Have you ever been to Plato’s Retreat?”
“No. . . .”
“I have a familiar face. Or maybe you saw my picture in the post office or the newspapers.”
“You in the papers?”
“The local paper sometimes.’’ I added, “I recognized your husband, for instance, the first time I saw him in person. I felt I knew him from seeing him so many times on TV and in the papers.”
She looked embarrassed, and I felt just a bit sorry I’d said that. Henceforth, I would assume that Anna Bellarosa was a civilian and I would treat her as such unless I found out otherwise.
She said, “Maybe this move was good for us. Maybe Frank will meet nice people here, like you and Susan.’’ She lowered her voice. “I don’t like some of the people Frank has to do business with.”
Little did she know I might be one of them. I was not altogether surprised that Frank the Bishop Bellarosa’s wife thought he was a good man who only needed a few good people to get him on the path to salvation. She did not have a clue about her husband’s commitment to villainy and perhaps outright evil.
We made small talk for a few minutes, and as we spoke, I removed my glasses and looked her right in the eyes. She hesitated a second or two, then I think it was starting to come to her. I expected her to jump up and run the eighty feet out of the room. But she must have rejected as absurd whatever had popped into her tiny brain, and she went back to her chatting.
Normally, if left alone with a woman in this sort of situation, I’d do a little mild flirting, just to be polite, or to show I was still alive down where my oxford shirt ended. Sometimes, too, I flirt because I am honestly filled with lust. But I’d sworn off flirting, at least until the start of next Lent. And even if I hadn’t sworn off, I wasn’t going to screw around with Caesar’s wife. Poor Anna, she probably hadn’t been propositioned since Frank got his first gun. Still, I did stare at her mountainous bumpers, and she smiled openly at me.
To be honest, after Frank, Anna was a bit of a snooze. She was sweet, even a little funny, but I’d had enough Brooklyn English for one night. I wanted to go.
Anna leaned toward me and lowered her voice again. “John?”
“Anna?”
“I want to ask you something.”
The top part of the hostess pajamas, in case I hadn’t mentioned it, was kind of loose and open. So when she leaned toward me, like it or not, I could see where those tremendous hooters lived. Mamma mia, those tits weighed more than Susan.
“John . . . this is a silly question, but . . .”
“Yes?’’ I tried to maintain eye contact.
Her hand went to the cross dangling free over her cleavage, and she fingered it. “I asked Susan, and she said no . . . but are there any stories about ghosts?”
“Ghosts?”
“Ghosts. You know? In this house. Like you hear with the big old houses. Like on TV . ’’ She looked at me as she continued to play with the cross.
“Oh. . . .’’ I thought a moment, then remembered a ghost story. I said, “Well, there is a story that I’ve heard . . . but it’s really not worth repeating.”
Her free hand reached out and touched mine. “Tell me.”
“Well . . . all right. Some years ago, it seems there was a governess here who looked after the two Barrett children, Katie and . . . Miles. The governess, an attractive young woman, came to suspect that Katie was . . . well, possessed by the ghost of the former governess, a woman named Miss Jessel—”
“Oh!’’ She squeezed my hand. “No!”
“Yes. And to make matters worse, Miles was possessed by the ghost of the former estate manager, an evil man named Peter.”
Anna’s eyes grew wider. “Oh, John! Do you think . . . I mean, that the man I saw . . . could that have been . . . ?”
I never thought of that. Why not? Better him than me. I said, “Well, Peter, I understand, was about my age, my build—”
“Oh, my God.”
“Maybe I shouldn’t go on.”
“No. Go on. I have to know.”
“All right. Well, from what I’ve been told, the governess made a startling deduction. She was convinced that the dead estate manager, Peter, and the dead governess, Miss Jessel, were continuing their mortal sexual affair through the possessed bodies of the young sister and brother.”
“No!’’ She released my hand and made a quick sign of the cross, then fell back in her chair. “In this house? Where? Which room?”
“Well . . . the guest room.’’ I didn’t want a fainter on my hands, so I said, “I think that’s enough. And I don’t believe any of it—”
“No, John. Tell me the rest. Tell me!”
So, ever the good guest, I continued, “There were some people who thought that the new governess was actually having an affair with the boy, Miles, who was of course only the innocent vehicle for the evil Peter. Others said the governess was also having a lesbian affair with Katie, who of course was Miss Jessel—”
“You mean that the governess was . . . and the two children were . . . ? Susan’s friend, Katie Barrett, and her brother . . . and the governess . . . ?”
“Who knows?’’ Indeed, having read The Turn of the Screw twice, I still couldn’t figure out who was doing it with whom. But somewhere in all that constipated Victorian gibberish was a fine sex-horror story. I said to Anna, “I don’t know how much, if any, of what I heard is true, but I know that the Barretts left suddenly in 1966 and never returned. The house has not been lived in until’’—organ crescendo, please—“until now. But don’t tell Susan I told you this, as it still upsets her.”
She nodded her head as she tried to catch her breath. My, she had actually grown pale. “Yes . . . I won’t . . . John, are they still here?”
“The Barretts?”
“No, the ghosts.”
“Oh . . . I don’t know.�
�’ I was feeling a wee bit like a bad boy, so I added, “I doubt it. They were only interested in sex.”
“My God. . . .’’ She made the sign of the cross again and informed me, “We had a priest here to bless the house before we moved in.”
“There you go. Nothing to worry about. Can I get you some sherry? Grappa?”
“No. I’m okay.’’ She continued to hold on to her cross, blocking my view of Joy Valley.
I glanced at my watch. About twenty minutes had passed since Susan and Frank had taken a walk, and I was beginning to get a little annoyed.
I sat back and crossed my legs. Anna and I exchanged a few words, but the woman was clearly upset about something. Finally, a bit impatient with her silliness, I said sternly, “A Christian does not believe in ghosts.”
“How about the Holy Ghost?”
“The Holy Spirit. That’s different.”
“We used to say the Holy Ghost.”
This was a little frustrating. I said, “Well, get the priests back. Let them check it out.”
“I will.”
Finally, Susan and Frank returned. Susan said to me, “You should see the conservatory. It’s bursting with flowers and tropical plants, palms, and ferns. It’s gorgeous.”
“No zucchini?”
Bellarosa explained, “I got all the vegetables outside now. My gardener grows all the houseplants and stuff in there. He switches everything around. Rotates stuff. You know?”
Susan and Frank sat. It was time for plant chat, and I tuned out. I replayed the balcony scene in my mind, then the library scene. The entire episode was so far removed from my experience, even as an attorney, that it had not fully sunk in yet. But I did have the feeling that Bellarosa and I had made some sort of arrangement.
A large, ornate tall-case clock in the far corner struck the hour, and twelve loud chimes echoed through the ballroom, stopping the conversation. I took the opportunity to say, “I’m afraid we’ve overstayed our visit.’’ This is Wasp talk for “Can we get the hell out of here?”
Bellarosa said, “Nah, if I wanted you to leave, I woulda said so. So what’s your rush?”
I informed everyone, “My hemorrhoids are bothering me.”
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