“One of us had to,” said Dame Beatrice, “and now that we’ve gone as far as this, we must go a little bit further. How did Mr. Luton find out that Faudrey was the man?”
“I’ve no idea, I tell you, and I don’t want to say any more.”
“Not even although I assure you that I believe the father of your daughter’s baby to be a triple murderer?”
“Please go, please do! I don’t want to get mixed up in anything, I tell you…and I don’t know nothing for sure.”
“It seems that Mr. Luton must have done. How would he have found out?”
“I don’t know! I suppose he got it out of Mabel! I must see to the dinner! Please go.”
Dame Beatrice returned to the Sunday School hall and reached it to the sound of the bells from the parish church. Julian was waiting at the gate. The Sunday School children were leaving the hall to go home and, at a further gate, the congregation was drifting in for the eleven o’clock service in the chapel. It seemed, thought Dame Beatrice, that the Darbey family must sit down to their Sunday dinner at an unusually early hour.
She went into the Sunday School hall and was able to buttonhole the secretary once more.
“Just one thing,” she said, “before you go into chapel. Would you have called Mr. Luton a reckless man?”
“I don’t know that I’d use that word. He had a lot of courage. If he ever thought someone was doing wrong, he said so, not mincing his words.”
“Always a risky proceeding, don’t you think? At any rate, he seems to have found it so.”
“Why, how do you mean, Dame Beatrice?”
“You never suspected that Mr. Luton might have resorted to blackmail, I suppose?”
“Blackmail? You must be joking!”
“No, I am not joking.”
“But…Luton? Sunday School superintendent and sang in the choir?”
“Blackmail is sometimes resorted to by persons whose only object is to do what they conceive to be their duty. The road to hell, we are told, is paved with good intentions. I think that, in Mr. Luton’s case, he was murdered because of his good intentions, and his murder resulted in the deaths of two other persons.”
She rejoined Julian Perse, who was still waiting at the gate.
“Any luck?” he asked.
“Well, my theories have not been disproved. Neither have they led to any real proof, but I do not despair about that. The next moves will have to be made by the police, and I have small hope at present that they will be willing to set my particular ball rolling. However, we shall see.”
CHAPTER NINETEEN
Droit de Seigneur
“…it was a signal to commence hostilities.”
“How did you enjoy yourself?” asked Laura, when her employer returned to the Kensington house. “Are we to take action as a result of your enquiries?”
“I think I must consult our dear Robert before we decide to do that. Something came out which may or may not have a bearing on the matter in hand. The trouble is that all my instincts are at war with my logical deductions.”
“Oh, dear! Psychological conclusions gone haywire?”
“Yes, indeed. I am in the utmost confusion of mind.”
“Well, Gavin won’t be much help over that. I don’t think he’s got a mind. What he relies on are a masculine ego and a policeman’s conscience.”
“It will help me to talk matters over with him. He will know what steps I ought to take.”
“It doesn’t sound like you when you assume such modesty. Why not talk things over with me? You don’t think Gavin is more intelligent than I am, I hope?”
“It is his experience of police work upon which I shall be relying, and his bump of caution, which is so much better developed than your own.”
“At least tell me what you’ve found out. I’m aching with curiosity. I suppose Giles Faudrey is all mixed up in it somehow.”
“He seems to be, but, all the same…”
“Well, what’s wrong with that? We’ve thought from the very beginning that he was a shady little character.”
“Yes,” admitted Dame Beatrice, “I know we have. I obtained an interview with the secretary of Mr. Luton’s Sunday School…”
“Oh, yes, the sunbeam chap. Did he dance for you?”
“No. He gave me the address of some people in Brayne. I called there and obtained an item of information which, although it did not surprise me in itself, is not going to prove very helpful. One of the Sunday School teachers is to be the mother of Giles Faudrey’s child—at least, that is what I gathered. The girl was one of the servants at Squire’s Acre.”
“Well, I can see why that didn’t surprise you, but why isn’t it helpful? It would be very helpful, I should think, if you could prove that Luton knew about it and so was in a position, perhaps, to get Giles slung out of Squire’s Acre.”
“I don’t need to prove that Mr. Luton knew about the girl’s misfortune. The secretary (now acting-superintendent) knew that the girl was to have a child, and he informed me that Mr. Luton interested himself in the kind of social work connected with such cases. I feel certain, therefore—”
“That Luton not only knew about the baby, but would have found out who the father was, I suppose. Well, that ties up very neatly with Giles having been the murderer of Falstaff, doesn’t it? I should have thought it was Q.E.D.”
“Yes,” said Dame Beatrice, “that is what I tell myself. The trouble is that I cannot convince myself. I do not think it is the truth.”
“Why ever not? Look at the way it all hangs together. Falstaff, that peacemaking little do-gooder, goes along to Squire’s Acre to borrow a sword in order to smooth over the quarrel between Ford and Page. Giles Faudrey is at home—that much we know for certain—but the rest of his story is all lies. He didn’t shut himself away in the library while Falstaff was left alone to roam about in the long gallery selecting a sword. That bit never did make sense. Do you agree so far?”
“Yes, I do agree. I have never thought that Mr. Luton was seen by nobody but the servant who answered the door.”
“Well, then, the rest is perfectly simple and perfectly obvious. Falstaff taxes Giles with the girl’s troubles and gets him to promise to do something in the maintenance line. Giles, who, we shall find, has nothing but his allowance from the Batty-Faudreys to live on, has not the slightest intention of keeping the promise. He probably wouldn’t want to, anyway, but, in any case, he knows he can’t, for the simple reason that he isn’t in a position to fork out ready cash. Are you still with me?”
“You re-state my own arguments in their entirety.”
“Then I’m dashed if I can see your difficulty. It’s copy-book stuff, this.”
“Pray continue your exposition. If you go on long enough, I have a feeling that you will begin to share my doubts.”
“I don’t think I shall. The story hangs together far too well. Giles watches while Falstaff selects a sword from the armoury in the long gallery. It seems to me that he guides Falstaff’s choice, so that he is certain to take one of a matching set. When Falstaff has gone, Faudrey earmarks a similar sword and, early on the following evening, enters the Town Hall and hides away in Bouquets until Falstaff is carried off the stage in the washing-basket. Then he inveigles him into Bouquets on the pretence of discussing the regrettable affair about the girl, pinks him through the heart with the duplicate sword, locks the body in Bouquets to keep it hidden until the show is over, wipes the sword on the dirty washing, and brings the basket into Bouquets with the corpse. He probably stays in Bouquets himself until he knows the coast is clear and he can dump body and basket in the mud. Anything wrong with that?”
“Nothing whatever. It all hangs together most beautifully.”
“Well, then, where’s the snag?”
“Go on with your story, for the death of Mr. Luton was only the beginning of the business.”
“Yes, I admit that. Well, Giles thinks that he’s sewn up the parcel very neatly when he’s dispos
ed of Falstaff, and, naturally, he’s horribly alarmed and extremely despondent when he discovers that Spey is wise to the whole business and has to be silenced.”
“Quite so. Well?”
“Perfectly simple. He offers to take Spey’s photograph in the Henry VIII outfit, gets him to Squire’s Acre, clumps him over the head, cuts his head off to disguise the method of murder, sinks the head in the river which runs past the woods at the bottom of Squire’s Acre park, plants the body in the ducal by-road, and once again thinks Bob’s Your Uncle until Gordon pops into the picture. I still can’t see where I stub my toe.”
“Neither can I, in the sense you mean.”
“Of course, we know that Luton was killed at the Town Hall, and we’re pretty certain that Spey was killed at Squire’s Acre. What we don’t know yet is where Gordon was killed. Is that what you mean? Is that the snag?”
“I cannot think so. What kind of man do you take Giles Faudrey to be?”
“Oh, the gay Lothario type, and entirely selfish and irresponsible, I would say.”
“Yes, selfish and irresponsible. And his motive for committing three murders?”
“To save himself from being kicked out of Squire’s Acre for getting girls into trouble.”
“Why should we suppose that he would have been turned out? There is no evidence in support of such a contention.”
“Mrs. Batty-Faudrey strikes me as one who wouldn’t exactly view with equanimity a nephew who ran amok among the local girls.”
“Maybe not, but I have little doubt that this was a situation which she and the Colonel had been called upon to face before.”
“I see what you mean, but this Sunday School teacher affair may have been the last straw that broke the camel’s back, you know—or, anyway, Giles Faudrey thought it might be.”
“That is possible, of course. My difficulty is to reconcile Giles’s behaviour in public, with all its reckless disregard of the conventions—you will remember Mrs. Trevelyan-Twigg’s description of the bold and insolent way in which he brought that rather indiscreetly-clad young woman to the tea-table at which his aunt and uncle were entertaining the Mayor and Mayoress—with these extremely odd, bizarre, sick-minded, extraordinary murders.”
“Just another way of showing off—the murders were, I mean. Well, of course, the actual murders were straightforward enough—a stabbing, a coshing, and a strangling. It’s what was done with the bodies after death that seems so odd.”
“Yes, the compensation-phobia of a warped, distorted, essentially introspective mind. From what we know of Giles Faudrey, would you suppose that that is a reasonably accurate picture of his mentality?”
“You agree he’s irresponsible?”
“And egoistic—I do.”
“Well, he may have thought it was a kind of joke—a nasty kind of joke, I admit—to put Falstaff and basket in the Thames, and cut off Henry VIII’s head, and hang Edward III as Edward had intended to hang the burghers of Calais.”
“Yes, a young man’s idea of what constitutes a joke often leads to a great deal of thoughtlessness and cruelty, I admit, but surely the treatment of these particular bodies after death—or, in the case of Mr. Spey, probably just before death—must have been the work of a mind diseased? Telephone Robert and inform him that I am going to Squire’s Acre to make a few enquiries. If he is not there, leave a message.”
“I thought you were going to have a talk with him before you did anything more, and were going to take his advice and rely on his police experience and his bump of caution.”
“They will be of more use to me, I think, when I have had a little chat with Mrs. Batty-Faudrey.”
“You’re not going to Squire’s Acre unless Gavin and I go with you. It isn’t safe!”
“In that case—not that I share your fears for my safety—Mrs. Trevelyan-Twigg, bless her heart, must give a little hentail party to which she will invite Mrs. Batty-Faudrey, the Mayoress, Mrs. Gough and Mrs. Collis, the mistress of the Brayne ballet company, you, and myself.”
“Not the manageress of the Tossington Tots?”
“Not the manageress of the Tossington Tots.”
“Amateurs only—not that the signora is an amateur. According to old Kitty, she gets fat fees from her dancers. She’s a frightful old woman, you know.”
“Nevertheless, I feel she will round off the party very nicely. Now is there anyone else you can think of?”
“Aren’t you having any men at all?”
“I think it is better not.”
“Where is old Kitty to hold this binge? At her flat?”
“No, I think it would be much more convenient if we could hold it somewhere in the immediate neighbourhood of Brayne. Perhaps Mr. Julian Perse will know of a suitable hostelry. We must hire an ante-room in which the hentails can be circulated and a larger room where lunch can be served.”
“The Hat With Feather sounds the right sort of job. I’ll ring up old Kitty and put her wise to the scheme, and see whether she’s prepared to muck in.” She went to the telephone and returned with the tidings that Kitty was all agog, The Hat With Feather would be able and pleased to cope, especially as it was only a lunch and so would not clash with the arrangements of the Freemasons, the Rotary Club, the Philanthropic Society, the Mayor’s Banquet, or the Stag at Eve Club, all of which would be certain to make their usual dinner bookings to be worked off before Christmas. “But,” concluded Laura, “old Kitty says we won’t get the Mayoress to come unless we bring somebody she knows pretty well to hold her hand. She feels desperately inadequate and shy, and lives in the shadow of the Mayor.”
“Has Mrs. Trevelyan-Twigg any suggestions to offer?”
“She says there’s a woman Councillor, Mrs. Skifforth.”
“Then all is well. Councillor Skifforth’s invitation can be sent to the Brayne Town Hall, as can that of the Mayoress. Mrs. Batty-Faudrey’s address we know and although I do not remember how to reach Mrs. Gough and Mrs. Collis—nor, indeed, at which one’s house we met the other—they are almost certain to be in the telephone book. Mrs. Trevelyan-Twigg must tell us where the mistress of the ballet resides, since, in her case, we are helpless. We do not even know her name.”
“Right,” said Laura. “Important-looking invitation cards ordered in old Kitty’s name, I take it, as soon as we’ve hit on a suitable date for the binge. Hope they’re all able to come!”
A date was decided upon, not too near to Christmas but sufficiently far ahead to keep it clear of immediate engagements, the rooms were booked, and the white and gold cards were despatched. To Dame Beatrice’s surprise and Laura’s relief, all the invitations were accepted with most gratifying promptness, and Dame Beatrice and Kitty paid a visit to The Hat With Feather to confirm the arrangements and choose the wines to be offered at lunch.
“I’d just offer sherry beforehand,” suggested Kitty. “Most women like it, and it saves a lot of messing about.”
“Sherry and dry Martinis,” amended Dame Beatrice, “and a Dubonnet, I think.”
“Oh, well, it’s your party, although I’ve to pretend I’m the hostess,” said Kitty. “What, if you don’t mind my asking, do you expect to get from it? Laura went cagey on me when I demanded the whys and wherefores, so I gather it must be a mackerel to catch a sprat, as the saying goes.”
“It is a sprat to decide the fate of a basking shark,” said Dame Beatrice solemnly. “Would you suppose, from what you know of him, that Mr. Giles Faudrey expects to exercise droit de seigneur over the female population of Brayne?”
“Nothing would surprise me less. I shall never forget Mrs. Batty-Faudrey’s face when he planted that awful girl at the tea-table on the day of my pageant. Silly of her to look so horrified, because she surely must be wise to Giles by now. You should have heard the stories of his love-life which were flying all over the place while I was rehearsing the pageant and they knew he was going to take part.”
The morning of the lunch was fair with winter sunshine and sharp with f
rost, but the rime on the road-surfaces had cleared by the time George had driven Dame Beatrice and Laura to Knightsbridge to pick up Kitty.
“I sent the pub a seating plan which they’ve promised to put up in the ante-room,” said Kitty, “and as soon as we get there I’ll nip in and put the place-cards on the table. The Mayoress and you will be one on either side of me, because, of course, you’ll be the principal guests, and I’ve put Mrs. Batty-Faudrey between you and Mrs. Collis. I do hope they’ve done what I said and given us a round table. Nine is an awkward number for a table with corners, isn’t it?”
The Hat With Feather had obeyed Kitty’s instructions, as she discovered when she went in to lay out the place-cards. She returned to the ante-room after she had had a word with the head waiter, and settled down with Laura and Dame Beatrice to await the arrival of the guests. These arrived in two parties. Mrs. Collis and Mrs. Gough, who were obviously enjoying an interval between skirmishes, had brought Signora Brunelli along with them, and the Mayoress and Councillor Skifforth had picked up Mrs. Batty-Faudrey in the Mayoral car driven by the Mayoral chauffeur. Introductions and presentations were made where these seemed necessary, and, over the aperitifs, conversation was general, vigorous, and cheerful.
Laura had wondered how Dame Beatrice would approach the matter for which the lunch had been planned. Dame Beatrice did it by turning the table talk, via Carey Lestrange and his pig-farm, to the subject of nephews, and gave a witty account of her own. The subject was one with an instant appeal to a gathering of women. Laura, in fact, proved to be the only nephew-less person present. She looked (and was) interested in the conversation, contributed nothing to it beyond polite appreciation, enjoyed her lunch, and listened for the information of which Dame Beatrice was in search.
It came, such as it was, with the main course.
“Nephews,” said Mrs. Batty-Faudrey, “can be a bigger problem than sons.”
“Do you speak from experience?” asked Laura, perceiving, in the last word, a cue. “My own son is the biggest problem I’ve ever faced in my life. But, of course, I haven’t any nephews, so perhaps I’m not in a position to judge.”
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