“Me?” I said faintly.
“Think about it.” March flapped his hand in the air, shooing me toward the door. “No need to give me an answer now. We’ll talk on Wednesday.”
When I got home, I found out that Sam had called in reinforcements. Aunt Peg was coming to dinner.
“How did that happen?” I asked.
“When you left this morning, I was half convinced you were only going to see March so that you could quit in person. Then I get a cryptic phone call telling me that instead of a quick visit, you’re going to be in Westport half the day. So something must have gone wrong.”
Sam paused and lifted a brow, waiting for me to fill in the blanks.
“March’s son, Andrew, was killed this morning. He was jogging on the road and was hit by a car.”
“Oh no.”
“And March himself is a hoarder.”
Sam stared. “Really? When did that happen?”
“Not recently, I can assure you. Plus, Andrew wrested control of March Homes away from his father five years ago. And now that he’s dead, March gets the company back.”
“Anything else?”
I got the sense that the question was a rhetorical one, but I answered, anyway. “March doesn’t have a lot of faith in the police. He wants to do some asking around himself.”
“Of course he does,” Sam muttered darkly.
I shrugged. “You asked.”
“I guess I wasn’t expecting quite so many answers.”
Welcome to my world, I thought.
“Aunt Peg?” I tried again.
“Oh, right. She called earlier. I told her you were with March and that there might be some new developments. She invited herself over.”
Under those circumstances, I was surprised Aunt Peg hadn’t arrived already.
Sam went back to his office, the Poodles trailing along behind. I spent half an hour straightening up the house, and then Kevin and I went to the supermarket. On the way home, we picked Davey up from basketball practice.
By the time Aunt Peg arrived that evening, Kevin was fed and bathed and ready for bed, Davey was working on his homework, and there was a pot of chili simmering on the stove. I love it when a plan comes together—even if it’s one I didn’t make myself.
Davey kept us entertained throughout most of dinner. As always, he had plenty of news. His intramural basketball team was on a winning streak, he’d recently joined the ham radio club at his school, and his best friend, Joey Brickman, was getting braces on his teeth. At eleven and a half, these are major developments.
Aunt Peg asked probing questions, made all the right comments, and did her part to be an appreciative audience. Where her nephew is concerned, Peg is the best kind of cheerleader, and Sam and I were happy to let the two of them hold the floor.
Afterward, Davey went back to his homework, and Sam and Tar went upstairs to put Kevin to bed. I piled the dirty dishes in the sink; then Peg and I settled in the living room to talk. Faith and Eve lay down next to my chair. When Aunt Peg sat down on the couch, Raven and Casey immediately hopped up to join her.
I know I’m supposed to teach my dogs to stay off the furniture, but really, what’s the point? If they were on the floor, I’d only have to reach farther to pat them.
“So?” Aunt Peg beckoned to Raven, and the big Poodle crawled across the cushion and into her lap. “I got the impression that there were things we didn’t want to bring up in front of the children. Or is my imagination working overtime?”
“No, I’m afraid you’re right.”
It took ten minutes to bring her up to speed on the day’s events. Peg listened in silence, but I could envision the wheels turning inside her head. By the time I finished talking, Sam and Tar had rejoined us.
“Poor Edward,” she said softly. “What a blow that must have been.”
“I didn’t know Andrew,” said Sam, finding a seat between us. “Did you?”
“Only in the very vaguest way. If I’m remembering correctly, the last time I saw him, he was a pimply-faced teenager.”
“He was here last week,” I told her.
“Here? Whatever for?”
“He warned me not to continue working with his father. He said there wasn’t going to be any book, that he would block it by whatever means necessary in order to protect the family business. At the time I was baffled. I couldn’t figure out what he was so upset about. But now that I know about March’s affairs and his hoarding, I guess it makes more sense.”
“It sounds like their relationship was pretty contentious,” said Sam. “If Andrew was responsible for ousting his father from a company he’d built from scratch, I can see how that would cause plenty of family friction.”
“Things were very different when Isabelle was still alive,” Aunt Peg mused. “Although even then I remember her running interference between the two of them. But Edward was putty in her hands. He was absolutely devoted to her.”
I snorted indelicately. Faith lifted her head and cocked an ear. It’s a sad thing when your own dog feels a need to comment on your manners.
“March plans to write a kiss-and-tell book about his sexual exploits in the dog show world,” I said. “That doesn’t sound much like devotion to me.”
“Yes, well . . .” Aunt Peg’s gaze slipped away. She suddenly busied herself with teasing a mat out of Raven’s ear.
I’d brushed that ear earlier, I thought with a frown as I watched her fingers work through the silky hair. There was no knot there. Then, abruptly, I remembered the gossip that Terry had let slip at the show.
“Although I guess maybe you would know all about that,” I said. “Margaret.”
Aunt Peg’s gaze was still averted. Sam just looked confused.
“That’s what March calls Aunt Peg,” I told him.
“Aha.” Sam’s expression cleared. He might have been biting back a smile.
Aunt Peg’s head snapped up. “Aha nothing!”
“You and Edward March?”
“It was a long time ago.”
“I should hope so,” I said. Aunt Peg had been married to my Uncle Max for several decades.
“We were barely more than teenagers.”
Sam was grinning in earnest now.
“And it was the sixties. Things were different then.”
Indeed.
“Sex, love, and rock and roll?” asked Sam. “Like that?”
“Oh, for pity’s sake.”
Then I was laughing, too. Usually, I’m the one on the receiving end. I’d never seen my aunt blush before. So this was what it felt like to have the shoe on the other foot. I could definitely get used to that.
Chapter 10
“You realize that this changes everything,” Aunt Peg said, deftly switching the subject. “I wonder what Edward will do now.”
“He has several ideas,” I told her. “One of which is to take back control of March Homes.”
Tar, who had yet to find a spot to settle, decided instead to pick up a thick knotted rope from a pile of dog toys in the corner. He carried it over to Sam, who grasped the other end absently and began to pull. It’s a family trait: we all seem to think better when we have a dog in our hands.
“He has to be thinking in terms of a temporary measure,” said Sam. “Considering that health issues have forced him to retire from judging, I can’t see him wanting to return to the workforce full-time, even in his own company.”
“Quite right,” Aunt Peg agreed. “So he’ll be looking for a successor.” She paused, then added, “Now, there’s a dandy motive for you.”
It was no surprise that she would be thinking along those lines. Aunt Peg has a devious mind herself, so she tends to attribute that same quality to others.
“Here’s another,” said Sam. “If March does go back to work, that should sideline his plans for a book indefinitely. I wonder how many of the women he planned to write about knew about the project. And how many of them might have objected to being part of it?”
&
nbsp; “I don’t know the answer to your second question,” said Peg. “But as for the first, I’m guessing that a good portion of them found out about it just recently.”
That was unexpected. “How?” I asked.
“Though I would have credited Edward with better social skills, he sent out a mass e-mail—of all things—at the end of last week. It detailed his plans to write a memoir and said he hoped we’d all feel honored to be included.”
“Honored?” I had to laugh. “Did he mention the capacity in which he meant to talk about you?”
“Not directly.” Aunt Peg shifted her hand downward and began to scratch Raven’s throat. The big Poodle leaned into the caress happily. “Nevertheless, I wouldn’t be surprised if the e-mail didn’t cause more than a few nervous flutters among the recipients. As you’ve already surmised, Edward didn’t find marriage vows—his own or anyone else’s—to be much of a hindrance when seeking out potential partners.”
“What about you?” said Sam. “Weren’t you worried about what he might say?”
“Oh, heavens, no.” Aunt Peg smiled slyly. “What did I have to worry about? Melanie is to be the book’s coauthor, after all. I was depending upon her to simply edit my segment out.”
It’s gratifying to know that every so often Aunt Peg thinks my skills are good for something.
Early Wednesday morning I got a call from Charlotte.
“I know you had an appointment with Mr. March today,” she said. “But it’s just too soon. He’d rather not see anyone.”
“Of course. I understand completely.”
“I also wanted to let you know that there’s going to be a memorial service for Andrew on Monday at the Matthews Funeral Home in Westport,” Charlotte continued. “I hope you’ll come. Mr. March waited until after the weekend so he wouldn’t interfere with anyone’s plans, and I’m hoping there will be a big turnout. A gesture of support on the part of the dog community would really buoy his spirits.”
Fervent dog show exhibitors hold their weekends sacrosanct. Since I started going to shows with Aunt Peg, I’ve come to think of midweek parties, weddings, and even funerals as normal.
“Certainly, I’ll be there,” I said. “And I don’t think you’ll have to worry about drawing a crowd. Mr. March has been a prominent member of the dog world for decades. I’m sure everyone will want to pay their respects.”
Given what felt like a reprieve, I spent the rest of the week doing the Mom thing. I caught up on chores, took Kevin to Mommy-and-Me swim class at the Y, and baked three dozen cookies for a bake sale at Davey’s school. Between that and bathing and blowing dry three Poodles, plus making plans to go to Westminster, then shoveling out from another six inches of snow, there should have been plenty to keep me busy.
So why did my thoughts keep wandering back to a crotchety old man I barely knew who needed someone to be his eyes and ears and thought that I was the right person for the job? By Sunday night I’d spent so much time thinking about Edward March and his problems that I’d begun to wonder why I’d ever even hesitated to say I would help. It was beginning to seem like a foregone conclusion.
When I called Aunt Peg and told her, she thought I was daft.
“Of course you’re going to look into things,” she said. “Did anybody ever doubt that?”
Only me, I guess.
“You’ll start this evening, at the memorial service. Absolutely everyone will be there. What a perfect place to find guilty parties.”
It looked like I had my first assignment.
Aunt Peg’s assessment of March’s drawing power was correct. When Sam and I arrived at the Matthews Funeral Home Monday evening, the parking lot was already full and cars lined the street for several blocks in both directions. The imposing redbrick building, situated on a knoll overlooking Route 1, was lit up like a candelabra. After climbing the wide steps leading up from the sidewalk, Sam and I had to join a line of mourners waiting to negotiate the entrance.
Once inside, I saw dozens of familiar faces. Some were friends; others I knew only by reputation. Aunt Peg was somewhere in the crowd, as were Crawford and Terry, and my sister-in-law, Bertie. Andrew’s coworkers were easy to pick out. They stood huddled together in a tight group, looking thoroughly bemused by all the dog chatter eddying around them.
Sam and I entered the funeral home together, but the ebb and flow of conversation soon drew us in different directions. Edward March was seated at the front of the largest reception room, near a tiered bank of flower arrangements and a collection of photographs of Andrew, several of which were large enough to be propped up on easels. I kept trying to make my way in his direction to offer my condolences, but he was constantly surrounded by a large crowd of well-wishers.
As I paused mid-room, an arm slid around my shoulders from behind and I smelled Bertie’s perfume. Chanel No. 5. She’s a traditionalist when it comes to scent. We hugged briefly, then stepped apart.
“Some crowd, huh?” she said. “I’m glad I found you. I was beginning to think I was going to have to spend the entire night listening to guys talk about field trials.”
That’s the thing about dog people. You can take us out of the show milieu, but we still just stand around and talk about our dogs.
“Is Frank here?”
Bertie shook her head. “Home with Maggie. You know Frank. Dogs aren’t really his thing. He wouldn’t have known anyone. What about Sam?”
I gestured toward a far corner. “He seems to have found the Non-Sporting side of the room.”
“Who’s got the kids?”
“We’re trying out a new sitter,” I said with a grimace. “Here’s hoping she lives up to her references.”
Bertie nodded sympathetically. She’d been there.
“We barely got a chance to talk at the show last weekend,” she said. “Peg tells me you’ve gotten involved in some sort of book project with Edward March. Did you know Andrew, too?”
“Not really. We’d only just met, and I have to say, he certainly didn’t make a great first impression.”
“It sounds like he took after his father. Edward can be pretty prickly.” Bertie spared a glance in his direction. “For all his standing in the dog community, I don’t think he has a lot of close friends.”
That didn’t come as a surprise. I’d witnessed March’s isolation for myself. But the realization that it extended beyond the older man’s home and out into the real world came with an unexpected stab of pity.
“It seems like a shame,” I said. “Especially considering how prominent a role the dog world has played in his life.”
“I guess,” said Bertie. “But you know what shows are like. People are traveling all the time, and they stay in the same hotels. They groom their dogs together in close quarters under the tents. Sometimes it feels like everyone is living on top of everybody else. And then the element of competition just complicates things further. Even when everyone tries to play nice, there can still be plenty of tension to go around. Edward was a good judge, but socially . . . well, he wasn’t above causing problems.”
“Because he liked chasing other men’s wives?”
Bertie nodded. “And it’s interesting that you would phrase it that way. Because that was my impression, too—that it wasn’t the affair itself that Edward wanted so much as the pursuit and the conquest. It was all just another competition to him. The women themselves were almost incidental.”
“I can see how that might have left a lot of women feeling used,” I said.
“Maybe. But it’s not like they weren’t willing participants. And many of the women he was involved with maintained some sort of relationship with him afterward. Tonight’s a good example. Look around the room.”
We both did.
“See that woman there?” Bertie pointed discreetly toward a short brunette in a tight Chanel suit. “Sybil Forest. She’s one of his exes. That’s her husband beside her.”
The husband was built like a linebacker. From the look of him, he could ha
ve torn March limb from limb, should he have chosen to do so.
“Bloodhounds,” Bertie added. For a dog person, no description was complete without the addition of breed affiliation. “And over there?”
We both shifted slightly in the other direction.
“Black pantsuit, gray hair,” Bertie stated.
“India Fleming,” I said. I had shown under her.
“And the blonde next to her . . .”
That woman looked familiar. It took me a moment to remember why.
“Maribeth something,” I said. “Terry pointed her out to me last weekend.”
“Chandler,” Bertie replied. “She has Vizslas.”
Then the crowd between us shifted slightly, and I saw a swing of silky blond hair framing another familiar face. “That’s Charlotte standing with them,” I said.
“Who?” Now it was Bertie’s turn to discreetly crane her neck to look.
“The young blonde is Charlotte, March’s assistant.” I paused and thought back. “She told me that her mother and March were old friends. That’s how she got the job.”
“Her mother didn’t do her any favors, did she?” Bertie muttered.
I thought about March’s squabbling family, his debris-filled house, and Charlotte’s cheery attempts to make everything seem normal. Bertie didn’t know the half of it, I thought.
“There are more,” she said. “Should I keep going?”
“No, I get your point. But how do you know all this stuff? March must be at least seventy. A lot of it must have happened before you started showing dogs.”
“Everybody knows this stuff.” Bertie jabbed a finger into my shoulder. “Except maybe you. You know the dog show world. The good gossip never dies.”
“Who died?” asked Aunt Peg, coming up to stand beside us. “We’re already at a memorial service. Isn’t that enough for one day?”
“We’re talking about gossip,” Bertie told her.
“Perish the thought.”
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