by Paige Nick
In his spare time, Tariro continues to attempt to sell timeshare at the Homestead and get in touch with the Guppies.
He has big plans to take over the presidency from Robert Mugabe, when the latter eventually retires, on the tenth of never.
TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOUR DAYS AFTER DEADLINE
After the Rand Daily Mail broke the story with transcripts, affidavits, and three hard drives full of proof, the Guppy brothers were arrested on multiple charges of corruption and fraud.
They can’t take Muza’s calls because there’s no signal in their holding cell.
Acknowledgements
Writing a book is an act of craziness, so I don’t know whether to thank or reprimand these people for giving me the kind of ongoing encouragement, advice, handholding, eye-rolling, anti-procrastination ass-kicking, space, enthusiasm, feedback, beta reading and support it takes to keep going until you get something like this done.
So thanks, but no thanks to: Sarah Lotz, Helen Moffett, Warren McKnight, Karin Barry-McCormack (thank you for another amazing cover), Edyth Bulbring (thank you for the lovely title), Rahla Xenopoulos, Darrel Bristow-Bovey, Yewande Omotoso, Sophy Kohler, Snaye Gumede, Jabu Sigege, Marius du Plessis, Jason Mykl Snyman, Mervyn Sloman, Zapiro, Andrew Brown, Niq Mhlongo, Ray Hartley, and Charles Martins, as well as Mia and Teddy. And of course the incredible Bookstorm team, powerhouses Louise Grantham, Nicola van Rooyen and Russell Clarke.
Other books by Paige Nick
A Million Miles From Normal
This Way Up
Pens Behaving Badly (columns for the Sunday Times)
Death By Carbs
Dutch Courage (The Wrong Knickers for a Wednesday in the UK)
As Helena S. Paige (with Sarah Lotz and Helen Moffett)
A Girl Walks into a Bar
A Girl Walks into a Wedding
A Girl Walks into a Blind Date
Copyright information
First published by N&B Books, 2017
Sales in Southern Africa by Bookstorm (www.bookstorm.co.za)
Distribution in Southern Africa by Booksite Afrika (www.booksite.co.za)
Copyright © Paige Nick 2017
The right of Paige Nick to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with sections 77 and 78 of the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act, 1988.
ISBN: 978-0-620-74922-0 (paperback)
ISBN: 978-0-620-74923-7 (e-book)
Editor: Helen Moffett
Proofreaders: Sophy Kohler, Snaye Gumede, Jabulani Sigege, and
Jason Mykl Snyman
Cover design: Karin Barry-McCormack
Typesetting: Conclave
Printed copy printed and bound by Mills Litho
