Luke Skywalker Can't Read

by Ryan Britt

  * It’s a simple fact that any movie with Harrison Ford in which he doesn’t get to say funny things isn’t as good as one in which he does. This is actually the only reason you need to explain why Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is so awful: Ford doesn’t have any funny lines. The exception to this rule is, naturally, Blade Runner.

  * Obviously, this was way before Terra Nova.

  * Charlton Heston destroys the Earth in the sequel to Planet of the Apes. Despite Earth being gone, there are amazingly three films that were direct sequels after that. All of them (set on Earth) actually even try to honor this continuity.

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