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by Lawrence Block

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  "How do you happen to know all this?"

  "Computer. "

  "You dont have a computer. "

  "This girl does. "

  "What girl?"

  "Girl I know. Not like the Kongs, she aint no hacker, dont know how to do anything tricky, sneakin into networks an data bases and all of that. She just use it to do her homework and balance her checkbook an shit. "

  "So you asked her computer about peach pits and cyanide and it spat out all that information?"

  "You dont ask the computer nothin. Computer just a machine. "

  "Oh. "

  "She got this on-line service, see, and you hook up to that and browse these different message boards. An when you find somebody might know the answer to your question, you send him an E-mail. An he E-mails you back. Like talkin, cept it on the screen. "

  "Oh. "

  "An what else you can do, you can post a question on the message board, an people post their answers an you can pick em up later on. Or theyll E-mail it straight to you. Anything you want to know, somebody out there got the answer. "

  "Oh. "

  "Course, sometimes what you get gonna be the wrong answer, cause people who dont know be just as apt to answer as people who do. So all of that about the apricot kernels aint exactly somethin you can take to the bank, Frank. Might be he got the details wrong. "

  "I see. "

  "Anyway," he said, "I learned all of that, so I thought Id pass it on. I be at Elaines shop later, case you need me. "

  * * *

  I finished my coffee, and I was on my way out the door when the phone rang.

  It was Joe Durkin. "We have to talk," he said.

  "I was on my way over. "

  "Dont come here. Theres that coffee shop I met you once, Greek place, Eighth between Forty-fourth and Forty-fifth. I forget the name, they changed it when they redecorated, but its the same place. "

  "I know the one you mean. The east side of Eighth. "

  "Right. Ten minutes?"

  "Fine. Ill buy the coffee. "

  "All I want is straight answers," he said. "I dont give a shit who buys the coffee. "

  * * *

  He was in a booth when I got there. He had a cup of coffee in front of him and an expression on his face that I couldnt read. He said, "I want to know what you know about Will. "

  "What brought this on?"

  "What brought it on? I made a phone call this morning, just thought Id ask if the Allen Johnson name turned up on any lists they might have got from Poison Control. "

  "I gather it rang a bell. "

  "The name? It couldnt, because I didnt get that far. Before I knew it I was right in the middle of a Chinese fire drill. What did I know about Will? What did I have and where did it come from?"

  "What did you tell them?"

  "That Id heard something from a source during an investigation of another matter. I dont remember exactly what I said. I didnt mention your name, if thats what you were wondering. "

  "Good. "

  "The only reason I kept you out of it," he said, "is before I give you to them I want to know what Im giving. How did this Allen Johnson get to be Will, and how did you get onto him, and who the hell is he anyway?" When I hesitated he added, "And dont hold out on me, Matt. If youre blowing smoke, blow it someplace else, will you? And if youve got something, well, the son of a bitch already murdered four people. Dont sit there with your thumb up your ass while he goes and kills somebody else. "

  "Hes not going to kill anybody else. "

  "Why, because he gave us his word? He kills people but he draws the line at lying?"

  "His killing days are over. "

  "And you know for a fact he wont change his mind?"

  "He cant. "

  "Whys that?"

  "Because hes dead," I said. "The last person he killed was himself. Im not blowing smoke and Im not holding out, either. Will was Adrian Whitfield. He killed three people and then he killed himself. "

  He looked at me. "In other words, case closed. Is that what youre saying?"

  "Itll take some police work to wrap it up and tie off the loose ends, but-"

  "But Wills history and the people of this great city can sleep safe in their beds. Is that it?"

  "Evidently not," I said, "if your tone of voice is anything to go by. What have you got?"

  "What have I got? I havent got a thing. I could tell you what theyve got downtown, except you can figure it out for yourself when I tell you who they got it from. Our old friend Martin J. McGraw. " I looked at him and he nodded. "Yeah, right," he said. "Another letter from Will. "

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  The letter had obviously been written after its author had read Marty McGraws most recent column, the one that ended in an oblique invitation to Will to deal harshly with the principal owner of the New York Yankees. "An Open Letter to Marty McGraw" was how he headed it, and he started with a reference to the last line of McGraws column. "You ask where I am now that you need me," he said. "The question answers itself if you will but remember what I am. The Will of the People is always present, even as it is always needed. The particular flesh and blood embodiment of that Will who writes these lines, and who has been called to action several times in recent months, is nothing more than a physical manifestation of that Will. "

  He went on in that abstract vein for another paragraph or two, then turned specific. His letters title notwithstanding, Marty McGraw was not his target. Neither was the Yankees arrogant owner. Instead he named three New Yorkers whom he charged with acting in flagrant opposition to the public good. First was Peter Tully, head of the Transit Workers Union, who was already threatening to greet the new year with a bus and subway strike. Second on the list was Marvin Rome, a judge whod never met a defendant he didnt like. The final name was that of Regis Kilbourne, for many years the theater critic of the New York Times.

  Hours later, I finally got to see a copy of the letter. "You keep shaking your head like that," Joe Durkin said, "youll wind up suing yourself for whiplash. "

  "Will never wrote this letter. "

  "So you said. At great length, as I recall. "

  Wed spent the day in a conference room at One Police Plaza, where I got to tell my story over and over to different teams of detectives. Some of them acted respectful while others were cynical and patronizing, but whatever attitude they struck it felt as though they were acting the part. They all seemed impossibly young to me, and I suppose they were. Their average age must have been around thirty-five, which gave me a good twenty years on them.

  I dont know why they had to ask me the same questions quite as many times as they did. A certain amount of that was probably to see if I contradicted myself or offered any additional information, but eventually I guess they just settled into a routine. It was easier to go over my story a few more times than to think of something else to do.

  Meanwhile, other people were off doing other things. They sent a crew to toss Adrians apartment and another to disrupt things at his office. His photograph went out by wire to Omaha and Philadelphia, as well as to Midwest Expresss hub city, Milwaukee. They werent keeping me posted, but I guess some corroborating evidence began to turn up, because there was an attitudinal shift sometime around the middle of the afternoon. That was when it began to become clear that they knew the story Id spun for them was more than smoke.

  Joe was around for the whole thing. He wasnt always in the conference room, and at one point I thought hed gone home, or back to his precinct. He came back, though, and he brought a sandwich and a container of coffee for me. He disappeared again after a while, but he was planted in a chair in the outer office when they finally told me to go home.

  We walked a couple of blocks, passing up a few favorite cop watering holes, and wound up in the bar of a Vietnamese restaurant on Baxter Street. The place was the next thing to empty, with one man reading a newspaper at a table and another nursing a beer at the far end of the bar. The woman behind th
e bar looked exotic, and thoroughly bored. She fixed a martini for Joe and a Coke for me and left us alone.

  Joe drank a third of his martini and held the glass aloft. "I ordered this," he said, "not because I ever liked the taste of these things, but because after a day like today I wanted something that would hit me right between the eyes. "

  "I know what you mean," I said. "Thats why I ordered a Coke. "

  "Is that a fact. Dont tell me you never get the urge for something stronger. "

  "I get lots of urges," I said. "So?"

  "So nothing. " He nodded in the direction of the bartender. "Talk about urges," he said.

  "Oh?"

  "What do you figure, black father and Vietnamese mother?"

  "Something like that. "

  "A lonely GI far from home. A girl, young in years, but filled with the ancient knowledge of the East. Listen to me, will you? Its funny, though. You see somebody looks exotic like that, you think itd be special. But its just in your mind. "

  "Youve looked at clouds from both sides now. "

  "Oh, go fuck yourself," he said.

  "Everybody tells me that. "

  "Yeah, and I can see why. Here, I got a copy of this. I dont think I was supposed to, and I know Im not supposed to show it to you, but Ill bet you anything its in the paper by morning, so why should you be the last person in town to see it?"

  And he handed me Wills letter.

  * * *

  "Its all wrong," I said. "Will didnt write this. "

  "If Will was Whitfield," he said, "and assuming Whitfields not playing possum, then all of that goes without saying, doesnt it? Of course he didnt write it. Dead men dont write letters. "

  "They can write them before they die. He already did that once. "

  He took the letter from me. "Hes got references to the column of McGraws that ran yesterday, Matt. And he talks about Tullys threat of a TWU strike, and thats only been news in the past week or ten days. "

  "I know that," I said. "Theres plenty of evidence to disprove any theory that Adrian wrote this and arranged to have it mailed weeks after his death. But suppose I never even suspected Adrian. You could still take one look at this and know that the same person hadnt written it. "

  "Oh? Styles pretty close. "

  "Will Number Two is literate," I said. "Hes got an ear for language, and Id guess he made a conscious effort to mimic Will Number One. I havent got the other letters handy to compare them, but it seems to me I can recognize phrases that Ive read before. "

  "I dont know about that. Id agree it has a familiar ring to it. But wouldnt anybody copycatting Will make an effort to sound like the original?"

  "Not everybody could pull it off. "

  "No?" He shrugged. "Maybe its harder than it looks. You know, he didnt just copycat the style of the writing. He got the rest of it right, too. See the signature?"

  "Its printed in script. "

  He nodded. "Same as the others. I was talking to a couple of the guys while the rest of them were in there trying to make your head spin. I asked about the forensic side. "

 

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