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by Stuart Woods


  “Well,” Kate said, “we’re going to be in Santa Fe next week for a fund-raiser. Why don’t we take a look at it?”

  “Better yet,” Stone said, “why don’t you stay at the house? Ed Eagle can arrange for you to discreetly see the property next door.”

  “Perhaps,” Will said, “we could do some sort of property swap—your Santa Fe place for our Georgetown house.”

  “That’s an interesting idea,” Stone said. “I know your house, of course, but after you’ve been to Santa Fe we can talk more about that. Also, a client of mine, Laurence Hayward, bought a magnificent penthouse on Park Avenue, with Central Park views, and I think he’s bitten off more than he can chew. He has houses in Santa Fe, Palm Beach, and in England. Perhaps you could take a look at his penthouse.”

  “Why not?” Will said, and Kate was nodding furiously.

  “Something else you can do for us,” Will said, reaching into a pocket and retrieving a loop-shaped piece of metal with a USB plug on one end. He handed it to Stone.

  “What’s this?” Stone asked.

  “It’s a thumb drive containing volume one of my memoirs, which runs from my birth in Georgia to Kate’s election as President. I’ve been working on it for three years, and I’d like you to find me a publisher and make a deal.”

  “I’ll look forward to reading it,” Stone said, slipping the device into his pocket. “We could make the deal even more attractive if we include Kate’s memoirs.”

  “What a good idea!” Kate said.

  “And, of course, I could also offer Holly’s book.”

  Holly looked startled. “What book?”

  “Your memoirs, dummy,” Kate said.

  “I’m writing my memoirs?”

  “Trust me,” Stone said, “it will be a great read.”

  Holly shrugged. “Okay, I’m in.”

  “Suddenly, I’m a literary agent,” Stone said.

  “You’ll be a great one,” Will replied.

  “I’ll bring in my team at Woodman & Weld to handle your legal matters,” Stone said. “I already have sort of a firm within the firm that handles a couple of other clients’ accounts.”

  A butler appeared and called them to dinner.

  “This is wonderful,” Kate said. “All our problems solved before dinner!”

  “We do what we can,” Stone said.

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  Stone and Holly lay entwined in Lincoln’s bed, or at least a reasonable facsimile.

  “Things are moving fast, aren’t they?” she said.

  “Blindingly fast,” Stone replied.

  “Thank you for suggesting I rent Will and Kate’s house. It’s a wonderful place, and I’ll have space to entertain after I take office.”

  “We’ll find a way for you to live there as long as you’re in Washington.”

  “Am I going somewhere else, after I’m booted out of Foggy Bottom?”

  “We can think about that some more. We’ve talked about it, if you remember.”

  “I can’t make any decisions now, there’s too much ahead.”

  “Neither can I, so we’ll both have lots of time to think about it.”

  “You’ll come and visit, won’t you?”

  “Do you think we can get away with shacking up in Georgetown while you’re secretary of state?”

  “I think we should find out,” she said.

  “I think we should run that by Will and Kate, but not until after the election.”

  “Fair enough.”

  “Are you sleepy yet?”

  “No, do you want to do it again so soon?”

  “Well, sure, but I want to tell you about the past few weeks—a lot has happened.”

  “Shoot.”

  Stone began with St. Clair’s attempted takeover of the Carlsson Clinic, omitting details of Marisa, and continued until the present day. “There,” he said. “Now you’re all caught up with me.”

  Holly replied with a small snore.

  “Holly?”

  Nothing.

  Stone freed his arm, which was getting numb, turned over, and fell asleep himself.

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