Magic Street

by Orson Scott Card

  "Lying behind the hill. You sailed right over me."

  Raymo broke up laughing. "I can't believe you. Complete klutz, can't ride, can't even fall right, damn near broke your neck, but you still funny. That why I hang with you."

  "Yeah, but why do I hang with you?" said Ceese.

  "Cause I'm cool as you wish you was," said Raymo.

  "Guess that's it," said Ceese.

  "You hang on to any of that weed?" asked Raymo.

  Sure enough, it wasn't in Ceese's pocket. He leapt to his feet, discovering just how sore his elbows and knees were—and fully grass-stained. He was already back at the slope heading up to see if the bag had fallen out of his pocket where his board hit the gravel, when he realized Raymo was laughing. He turned around, and there was Raymo, holding up the bag.

  Ashamed, both of his panic and that he lost the bag in the first place, Ceese sauntered back toward the older boy. "Who needs weed when I can get high on inertia?"

  Raymo cocked his head and made his eyes go buggy. "Inertia? In-er-she-ah! You already been to college or something?"

  "You took that class," said Ceese. "You learned about inertia."

  "I learned about it for the grade, I didn't work it into my conversation to show off how smart I am."

  "Sometimes I get tired, you calling me dumb."

  "I didn't call you dumb," said Raymo.

  "You always call me dumb."

  "I call you a dumb-ass. But not just plain dumb."

  Ceese was angry and ashamed and he hurt all over and he was going to catch hell for all these grass stains. But he couldn't afford to answer the way he wanted to, because then Raymo would beat the hell out of him and, worse, stop being his friend.

  So Ceese stood there and looked at the only thing sticking up out of the grass that wasn't Raymo: the rusted-up drainpipe.

  There was something moving at the base of the pipe.

  His first thought was that it was some kind of animal. There were squirrels everywhere, but this looked taller, and a different color. And shiny. What kind of animal was shiny? An armadillo? A really huge wet toad?

  "Where you going?"

  Ceese ignored him. What kind of dumbass couldn't see he was heading for the drainpipe?

  As he got closer, though, he could say that the thing he spotted from the slope was just a handle of a plastic grocery-store sack.

  Then it moved, and since there wasn't any wind and none of the grass was moving, it meant there might be an animal inside it. Maybe a mouse or something. Trapped in the bag.

  Well if it was, he'd set it free before Raymo even knew it was in there. Because Raymo was bad with animals.

  It wasn't a mouse. It was a baby. The smallest baby Ceese had ever seen. Stark naked, with the stump of the umbilical cord still attached. It wasn't crying, but it didn't look happy either. Its eyes were closed and it only moved its arms and legs a little.

  "What you got?" asked Raymo.

  "A baby, looks like," said Ceese. "But it's too small to be real."

  "Ain't even human," said Raymo, looking down at it. "You going to smoke or not?"

  "Got to do something about this baby."

  "Smoke first."

  Ceese knew that was wrong. "My brother told me that weed makes you forget stuff and not care. We got to do something about this baby while we still remember it's here."

  Raymo stuffed the Ziploc bag into his pocket. "You want to take it somewhere, you do it without old Raymo. I don't want nobody thinking I the daddy."

  Ceese wanted to say, Only way you be the daddy is if the mama be an old sock you hide under your bed. But he didn't say it; Raymo didn't like getting teased. He could dish it, but he couldn't take it.

  "I don't want nobody asking me questions, I got a bag of weed on me," said Raymo.

  "It's probably nothing but parsley and broccoli or something anyway," said Ceese. "Nobody gives you good weed for free." Ceese leaned down and picked up the grocery bag by the handles.

  "What you going to do with that thing?"

  "Take it to Mama," said Ceese. "She know about babies."

  The baby was lighter than Ceese expected. But it still felt wrong to hold it by the handles of the sack. What was he going to do, walk along swinging it like a dead squirrel?

  He lifted it higher, to cradle it in his arms. That's when he saw that the baby was covered with ants inside the sack. And the outside of the sack was swarming with them. A lot of them were already racing up his arm.

  Ceese set down the sack and started brushing the ants off his arms.

  "What you doing, you dumbass?" said Raymo. "You doing some kind of wacko I-got-a-baby dance? Or you got to pee?"

  "Baby's got ants all over it."

  "I heard babies sometimes eat ants cause they need it in their diet."

  "Was that on Discovery Channel or Animal Planet?" asked Ceese. The last of the ants was off him. He peeled back the sack and lifted the baby in his hands, holding it far away from his body.

  "Come here and brush the ants off this baby."

  "Don't go telling me what to do," said Raymo. "You don't tell me what to do."

  "We got to get the ants off this baby. You want to hold it while I brush, that's just fine with me."

  "I ain't holding no baby. Get my fingerprints on it? No way."

  "Then brush off the ants." And then, in deference to Raymo's superiority, Ceese turned it from a demand into a request. "Puh-leeeeeeze."

  "Well, since you asked like such a polite dumbass." Raymo brushed off the baby's naked limbs and trunk.

  "Careful with the top of his head, babies got a soft spot."

  "I know that, Cecil," said Raymo. Then he suddenly backed away, looking scared.

  "What!" demanded Ceese.

  "Ant come out of his nose!" said Raymo.

  "Brush it off! It won't bite you."

  Raymo steeled himself for a moment, then came back and flipped the ant off the baby's cheek.

  "Freak me out, that's all."

  "Ants probably in there eating the baby's brains," said Ceese. "Baby probably retarded now, they ate so much."

  The baby wiggled and made a mewing sound. Just like a kitten.

  Thinking of a kitten made Ceese pull the baby back from Raymo, because of that time Raymo took a baby kitten and stepped on its head just to see it squish. Raymo called it a "biology experiment." When Ceese asked him what he learned from it, Raymo said, "Brains be looser than liver, and wetter, and they kind of splash." Ceese didn't want Raymo to start thinking scientifically about this baby.

  "Just leave it," said Raymo. "Girl who left it there, she want it dead."

  "How do you know it was a girl?"

  "Boys don't have babies," said Raymo. "Surprised you didn't know."

  "Maybe she hoped somebody find it."

  "You want somebody to find it, you leave it on they doorstep, buttgas."

  "Buttgas?"

  "Worse than a dumbass," said Raymo.

  "Well we did find it, and I'm not going to let it die."

  "No," said Raymo. "Not let it die."

  That was it. Ceese clutched the baby as close as a football and started for the edge of the grass.

  Raymo just laughed at him, but Ceese was used to that.

  "Hey, buttgas!" called Raymo. "You know who owns this skateboard?"

  Ceese looked back. Raymo was standing at the edge of the road, right at the hairpin turn, where Ceese's skateboard had flipped to. Ceese was clear down by the fancy white house at the end of the little valley.

  "You know it's mine!" called Ceese.

  "Don't see nobody's name on it!" called Raymo.

  Ceese didn't know for sure what Raymo was about, but either he was trying to provoke Ceese into walking all the way up the steepest part of the road to get his skateboard, and then probably trying to goad him into riding it home while holding the baby—or he was planning to steal the board and taunt Ceese while he was doing it, just so Ceese would feel helpless and small.

  But s
tanding there with that baby in his arms, Ceese wanted with all his heart to be free of Raymo and everybody else like him, all the bullies who kept looking for nasty stuff to do, and always had to have an audience for their nastiness, and didn't care much about the distinction between audience and victim.

  Sure enough, Raymo had been heading right for him. But he wasn't going to crash into a hedge just for a lame joke.

  So he hooted at Ceese and got back out on the road. "Mama Ceese got herself a widdo baby!"

  He was holding his own skateboard and riding Ceese's. Of course.

  Ceese didn't say anything. Just watched him go.

  Why've I been hanging with that vienna sausage anyway? Makes no sense. Sure thing I got no desire ever to see him again. Why did I put up with all his crap for so long?

  Right up to the minute I found this baby, and not a minute longer.

  Ceese's face burned with—what, embarrassment? Or the flush of sudden realization?

  Maybe he had spent all this time with Raymo, making his mother all worried and coming close to getting into trouble a dozen times, just so he'd be at the drainpipe today, to find this baby.

  That was just crazy. Who could arrange something like that, God? And God sure as hell wasn't going to use a dipstick like Raymo as an instrument of his divine will. That would be like the devil sending Gabriel to fetch his laundry, only in reverse.

  When Ceese got to Du Ray, Raymo was nowhere to be seen. No surprise there. Ceese took the left on Du Ray, then the next left on Sanchez. It wasn't far. And when he got to the front door, Mama was there, holding it open behind the screen.

  "Just tell me that what you got ain't yours," she said coldly.

  "Don't know whose it is," said Ceese.

  "You mean you don't know if you're the daddy?" There was real menace in her voice.

  "I mean I found it. I don't know who the mama is. And I sure know I ain't no baby's daddy.

  Less it can happen by looking at pictures."

  Mama gasped. So did Ceese. He'd never talked like that to his mama in his life. Which, he was sure, was the only reason he was still alive. And from Mama's face, that was about to come to a quick end.

  At that moment, the baby cried softly. Which was about the only thing that could have changed the subject from how Ceese had just said his last words.

  "Inside a Lucky's bag and covered with ants," said Ceese. "It's a boy. He's alive."

  "Seeing how I'm not blind and stupid, I already knew that."

  "Sorry, Mama." He said it fervently enough that it might cover for what he said before.

  "Before you ask, no, you can't keep it."

  "It's real little, Mama."

  "They get bigger."

  "I don't want to keep it, Mama, I just don't want it to die."

  "I know that," said Mama. "I'm thinking. Okay, I've thought. Take it over to Miz Smitcher. She's a nurse."

  "Don't you want to take it?" said Ceese.

  "No, I don't," said Mama. "That baby was conceived in sin and left to die in shame. Don't want no sin or shame in my house."

  Ceese wanted to yell at her that the baby didn't commit any sins and the baby had nothing to be ashamed of, and what about "Even as ye have done it unto the least of these my brethren" and "suffer little children to come unto me"? But he wasn't so stupid as to throw Bible verses into Mama's face.

  She'd have ten more to answer him with, and no supper as punishment for blasphemy or whatever religious felony she convicted him of. The most common one was failing to honor his father and mother, even though he was the politest kid he knew of. Or maybe just the most beat-down.

  Not wishing any further argument with Mama, Ceese walked to the gap in the fence they always used to get between Miz Smitcher's house and their own. It wasn't a gate—it was just a gap where two separate fences had sagged apart. And now that he was there, he realized that holding a baby made it a lot harder to squeeze through. He ended up holding the baby ahead of him in one hand, and he near dropped it.

  He got through just in time. Miz Smitcher was a night-shift nurse, and she was heading out the front door to her car when Ceese started banging on the back.

  "What is it?" she said. "I got no time right now for—"

  Seeing the baby changed her whole attitude. "Please God, let that not be yours."

  "Found it," said Ceese. "Covered with ants up in that little valley on Cloverdale. Mama said take it to you."

  "Why? Does she think it's mine?" said Miz Smitcher.

  Miz Smitcher sighed. "Let's get that baby to the hospital."

  Ceese made as if to hand the baby to her.

  She recoiled. "I got to drive, boy! You got a baby seat in your pocket? No? Then you coming along to hold that child."

  Ceese didn't argue. Seemed like once he picked that baby up, he couldn't get nobody else to take it no matter what he said or did.

  Chapter 4

  COPROCEPHALIC It irritated Ura Lee, the way folks just assumed that because she was a nurse, she'd take care of their problems, no matter what. Found a baby in a field? Why, give it to the nurse lady! Never mind that she's never had a baby in her life and never worked with newborns on the job.

  Only people I ever diapered were Alzheimer's patients and stroke victims. Madeline Tucker, now, she's taken care of four sons, she's got diapering down to a science, not to mention bathing and feeding babies. She's got a car at home, no job that she's already running late for, and it's her boy found the baby. But it never crosses her mind to take the baby to the hospital herself, does it?

  Because Ura Lee Smitcher is a nurse, so it's her job.

  "Fasten your seat belt," she told Ceese.

  When he didn't obey, she glared at him. He was moving his head and shoulders in a weird way.

  It finally dawned on her that he was trying to snake his head through the shoulder strap.

  "Use your hands, child, or do you think God stuck them on the ends of your arms so you could count to ten without getting lost?"

  "I'm holding the baby!" Ceese protested.

  "Your lap is holding the baby," said Ura Lee. "Use your head."

  "I was," Ceese murmured as he let go of the baby and pulled the seatbelt across his middle.

  Of course, the baby's head flopped down and hung like fruit from a tree. Ura Lee reached over and supported the head. "You don't just let go of the head, you want to break its neck?"

  "You said to... I was just..."

  "What were you doing with Raymo? Smoking something made you stupid?"

  At first she thought he was being smart-mouthed and she was about to smack him when she saw that his eyes were glistening. It occurred to her that maybe this boy had been called stupid a few times too often.

  His seatbelt fastened, he got his hand back under the baby's head, and she was free to shift into gear. She backed the car out of the carport and onto Burnside, then headed for Coliseum and then La Cienega. She drove gently, because she wasn't sure this boy could hold on to the baby. It looked like he was being so gentle that he couldn't get a decent grip on it.

  "You sure you got no idea where that baby comes from?" she asked.

  "I know exactly where it came from," said Ceese coldly.

  "All right then," she said. "Who's the mother?"

  "How should I know?"

  "You said—"

  "They showed us a movie in P.E.," said Ceese scornfully. "But it didn't tell us how to figure out who's the mother of a naked ant-covered baby you find in the grass by a rusty old drainpipe. I guess they only teach that to nurses."

  Well, that was an interesting reaction. Seemed like young Ceese Tucker didn't take crap from anybody. Maybe there was more to the boy than tagging along after Raymo Vine.

  At a light, she reached into her purse, pulled out her cellphone, and called work to tell them she was late because she had to bring a baby to the emergency room. She was explaining it for the second time to her supervisor, who seemed to think Ura Lee was so stupid that this is the kind of excuse
she'd invent for being late to work, when she realized that the car in front of her was stopping suddenly. She jammed on the brakes and saw the baby fly forward out of Ceese's arms. It hit the dashboard—with its naked butt, fortunately, instead of its head—and dropped like a rock onto the floor.

  The baby lay there, silent. Not crying, not whimpering, not even squeaking.

  "God have mercy on you boy, if you killed that baby!"

  "Why'd you stop so fast?" Ceese shouted back at her.

  "What did you want me to do, you smart-mouthed little coprocephalic? Run into the car in front of me?"

  "He's breathing," said Ceese. "You got so many McDonald's wrappers on the floor it probably saved his life."

  "You criticizing how I keep my car, now?" brakes without warning!"

  "I couldn't make the car in front of me disappear!"

  "And I couldn't repeal the law of inertia that made this baby fly out of my arms," said Ceese.

  "What you yelling at me for?"

  It was a question to which Ura Lee had no rational answer. "Because you're here and I'm mad," said Ura Lee. "Are you going to pick the baby up or use it as a footrest?"

  He bent over and scooped it up. Clumsily, but then it's not the kind of thing people got to practice much, picking up babies off the floors of cars. The baby still didn't make a sound. Hadn't made a sound the whole time, before or after falling on the floor.

  Ceese was stroking the baby. Murmuring to it. "You all right? You okay?"

  He wasn't careless with this baby. She'd judged him wrong.

  "I'm sorry I yelled at you," she said.

  He didn't look at her.

  "I was just upset and I took it out on you," she said.

  "That's okay," he murmured, so soft she could hardly hear him.

  "That how you accept an apology?" she asked.

  "I don't know," he said. "Nobody ever apologize to me before."

  "Oh, now, that's just silly," she said.

  "Sorry," he said.

  Then again, he was the youngest, with nothing but brothers, and she didn't see Madeline or Winston doing much apologizing to their baby.

  "Was that true?" she asked. "Nobody ever told you sorry?"

  "Sure," he said. "My brothers. All the time. One of them hits me upside the head, he says,