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Cristian YoungMiller:
Run From The Reaper
It awakens... Summoned by the will of a powerful psychic, The Red Reaper forces its victims to live their darkest fantasies. If they resist, they die.
In a college town during a record cold winter break, Jon, a lonely professor, wonders the empty campus barely holding on to his sanity. Unable to stay awake during the daytime he sees a red hooded creature in the shadows at night; immediately after, his twisted desires come to life.
Searching for answers he finds Clay, a local psychic who is more than he seems, and Sarah, a gorgeous expert on the underworld who has depraved secrets of her own.
Chased by demons and with the Red Reaper at every turn, the three must face their fears, survive its relentless attacks, and find a way to escape from the Reaper.
The First Day After Life
'The First Day After Life' is a story about a man who dies and then tours the afterlife looking for God so that God can explain to him why his life didn't turn out the way that he expected.
The Story Synopsis:
Tian, a young psychic with overwhelming personal demons and a strong sense of purpose dies suddenly and arrives in the afterlife to an unexpected world outside of heaven. Irabell, his guide, shows Tian that the afterworld is a repository for more than just humans, and explains to him the mystery behind his psychic abilities.
Disturbed by what he learns, Tian escapes his guide and breaks into heaven. There Tian meets a 1500 year old, discontented heavenly resident who shares with him the secret of heaven and god.
Tian's otherworldly journey is cut short when he is forced to make the most important decision of his life. He can choose to stay in the afterlife and reap the rewards he has sown during a difficult life, or he can return to his broken body and complete the journey he was truly meant to take.
Fixing Cupid
Ben Bonner is an uptight, conservative lawyer who has everything except for love. After one heartbreak too many, his best friend Carey arranges for him to move in with a magical character named Jack. Urban legend has it that whoever lives with Jack will immediately find their soul mate and live happily ever after. However this match comes with a catch because Jack is also a middle-aged party animal. And although he finds his roommates love, Jack also ruins every other aspects of their life.
Desperate to find his special one, Ben moves in and immediately meets Anna Henderson, a smart, beautiful woman who takes Ben’s breath away. Anna, though, isn’t the type to sit around waiting for a man. She’s witty, spirited and she has a few secrets of her own. In fact, she isn’t even sure how much she likes Ben… which makes it too bad that in his frustration, Ben breaks Jack’s Cupid-like powers. With his powers gone, not only is Jack unable to get Anna to fall in love, but no one else in the world will be able to fall in love either.
So now with his life crumbling around him and the love of his life fading away, it becomes essential for Ben to get Anna’s help so that together they can; fix Jack, help the world to love again, and just maybe, live happily ever after.
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Happiness May Vary
Some people find happiness by listening to their hearts, others their minds, but Ben listens to his alcoholic, verbally abusive penis and things don't work out quite as planned. 'Happiness May Vary' is a story about what happens when two heads are not necessarily better than one.'
The Story:
'Happiness May Vary' is a humorous story of Ben, an average guy who is at the end of his rope when it comes to career, love and direction in life. Enter 'the Brotha', his anthropomorphized penis. When Ben finally decides he is ready to start living life and finding love, the Brotha, angry, bitter and vengeful decides to thwart Ben at every turn. And as the Brotha's vengeful acts increase, Ben is, for the first time, forced to confront those painful issues that are really holding him back.
As Ben and the Brotha’s battles reach a climax, Ben has to woo his new found love while overcoming the nemesis in his pants. And in the end, he has to figure out how to create a new life for himself without losing the one secret thing that he has always cared about the most.
“One of the Most Humorous and Most Unique Books Around! - YoungMiller writes with an ease of style that makes this book a page-turner. It is healthy, helpful, and hilarious, and altogether the kind of book that will sell by word of mouth alone.
Grady Harp (Amazon Top 10 reviewer)
The First Day After Life
'The First Day After Life' is a story about a man who dies and then tours the afterlife looking for God so that God can explain to him why his life didn't turn out the way that he expected.
The Story Synopsis:
Tian, a young psychic with overwhelming personal demons and a strong sense of purpose dies suddenly and arrives in the afterlife to an unexpected world outside of heaven. Irabell, his guide, shows Tian that the afterworld is a repository for more than just humans, and explains to him the mystery behind his psychic abilities.
Disturbed by what he learns, Tian escapes his guide and breaks into heaven. There Tian meets a 1500 year old, discontented heavenly resident who shares with him the secret of heaven and god.
Tian's otherworldly journey is cut short when he is forced to make the most important decision of his life. He can choose to stay in the afterlife and reap the rewards he has sown during a difficult life, or he can return to his broken body and complete the journey he was truly meant to take.
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Everybody Masturbates
‘Everybody Masturbates’ is the perfect gift idea for anyone from ages 8 to 42 yrs old. In the style of the classic book ‘Everyone Poops,’ ‘Everybody Masturbates’ is designed to make boys and girls of all ages feel comfortable about masturbation. (It also makes a great party gift for adults.)
Everybody Masturbates for Girls
‘Everybody Masturbates for Girls’ is the perfect gift idea for girls between the ages of 7 to 38 yrs old. Also, in the style of the classic book ‘Everyone Poops,’ ‘Everybody Masturbates for Girls’ addresses the specific issues that girls have accepting their emerging sexuality. (It also makes a great party gift for adults.)
Everybody Has Those Thoughts, So It Doesn’t Mean You’re Gay
‘Everybody Has Those Thoughts, So It Doesn’t Mean You’re Gay’ is a great gift idea for anyone from ages 13 to 55 yrs old. Written in plain, easy to read text, this book discusses why otherwise straight people have same-sex thoughts and dreams. Sexual arousal in same-sex situations doesn’t automatically mean someone is gay. This book will help the reader figure out their sexual orientation. (It also makes a great party gift for adults.)
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RateABull.com is an online community created by author Cristian YoungMiller. Cristian created the website so that members can give and get advice from each other on all topics. Because you may not know the answer to your problems, but there’s a world of people that do. Connect with them and make your life better.
Here’s what you can do there:
• Communicate with the author Cristian YoungMiller and ask him questions about the book
• Connect with others that are following Cristian Jelqing technique
• Ask for and give advice about sex, relationships and life
• Watch the videos and read the conversations that inspired this book
• Find out about upcoming seminars, webinars and appearances by author Cristian YoungMiller
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Take a Trip to The Bahamas Online at RememberTheBahamas.com
Author Cristian YoungMiller was born in the Bahamas. Go to his popular online store to purchase the most popular products from the Bahamas and take a trip without even leaving home.
• Rent a beach house on one of the most beautiful, secluded beaches in the world
• Buy the colognes made and sold only in the Bahamas
• Connect with others that have visited the Bahamas
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