The Wild Card

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by Mark Joseph




  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Epigraph

  1995

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  ALSO BY MARK JOSEPH

  Copyright Page

  This novel is dedicated to the memory of my father, Herbert L. Joseph, M.D., who taught me how to play poker.

  Thanks, Pop.

  Most men love to see their best friends debased; for generally it is on such debasement that friendship is founded.

  —FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKI, The Gambler

  1995

  1

  Four miles below Marysville and Yuba City, twin Sacramento Valley towns that face one another across the Feather River, the stream swings gracefully around Shanghai Bend, a broad, sweeping curve whose mineral deposits have attracted miners since the Gold Rush. At the mouth of the bend an unnatural cataract of strange, pitted rocks forms a cascade of shallow waterfalls that drops the river eight feet in a hundred yards. Created by powerful dredges and pumps during the heyday of hydraulic mining in the early twentieth century, the falls at Shanghai Bend prohibit the passage of any craft. The current is swift, the bottom slick and treacherous, and kayakers and canoeists portage their boats around the falls just as miners carried their boats around churning machinery in 1903.

  Subject to floods like all rivers in the valley, the Feather has been plugged by dams, constricted by levees and drained for agriculture, yet none of these attempts to tinker with nature has prevented the river from overflowing its banks with alarming regularity. The river is particularly inclined to flood at Shanghai Bend, and every few years the Feather deposits tons of mud and squirming steelhead into the living rooms of a subdivision called Shanghai Bend Meadows.

  In 1995 the valley was booming, jobs were being created overnight, and savvy developers promoted nonstop construction of new housing. Thus one morning in late May a backhoe operator began digging a trench between Shanghai Bend Meadows and the east levee. Every year the Feather altered its course, washing out old levees and creating new islands while reducing others to sandbars. The operator was digging in a spot that once had been an island but now was destined to become the backyard of a new house.

  In May temperatures in the valley can soar into the nineties, and the operator liked to work fast before the day became unbearably hot. By ten o’clock, the trench was twenty feet long, three feet wide, and four feet deep when she uncovered a human skeleton.

  The outline of a rib cage was visible, and two ribs had been smashed by the action of the steel backhoe. Having worked along the river for many years, the operator knew the riverbed was a treasure-trove of archeology. Neither shocked nor horrified, her first thought was that she’d uncovered a Native American burial site, common in the region. That ticked her off because archeologists would be called in, construction delayed, and her paycheck would shrink while the site was excavated. She sat for ten minutes under her hardhat, smoking a cigarette, trying to talk herself into making the bones disappear. Two or three swipes with the backhoe and the lot of reddish-brown calcium would be over the levee and into the river. But the operator was an honest sort, and after thinking it through she decided to do the right thing. She called the foreman who called the developer who called the sheriff who came straight away, took one quick look and called the Yuba County medical examiner.

  When the medical examiner arrived, the operator, sheriff, three deputies, and a half dozen construction workers were standing around, looking into the hole as though some great truth were to be discovered there. To the medical examiner, a skilled pathologist, truth was a matter of common sense and forensic science. He jumped into the hole with a small case of tools and a camera, snapped a photo, pulled on a pair of rubber gloves and knelt over the protruding bones with a whisk broom. While carefully brushing dirt from the rib cage, he addressed his attentive audience.

  “This could be an Indian site,” he said laconically, pausing to take more pictures. “Or perhaps a miner who died during the Gold Rush. On the other hand, this might be a godforsaken Okie who came to California to escape the Dust Bowl in Nineteen and Thirty-six and died in the promised land.”

  Removing soil adjacent to the ribs, he uncovered a fractured cranium and mandible. He photographed the skull, moving in close to capture the small but obvious indentation just above the right temple. Then he exchanged the whisk broom for a smaller brush and delicately removed chunks of clay from the jawbone.

  “But it isn’t,” he declared.

  “What makes you say that?” the sheriff asked.

  “Silver fillings. Relatively modern dental work.”

  “Homicide?”

  “We have a long way to go, Sheriff, but the skull is cracked.”

  “Male? Female?”

  “Don’t know yet, but we will. I’m guessing female.”

  “How long has this body been in the ground?”

  “Don’t know that either, but more than fifteen years and less than fifty. That’s an educated guess. An artifact would help—clothing, a button, a zipper.”

  By now it was midday and getting hotter. Sweating, the medical examiner made exploratory stabs with a small spade around the bones and after ten minutes uncovered the only piece of evidence that would ever be found at the site: a single, plastic-coated Bicycle brand playing card, the queen of hearts.

  2

  The phone call from California came late at night when Professor Alex Goldman was alone in his study in Manhattan, cheating at solitaire.

  “Hello?”

  “Wiz!”

  “Hey, Nelson, how are ya? We set up? We gonna play?”

  “Yeah, yeah, but listen, Alex, I gotta tell ya, Dean just called. They dug her up.”

  Dr. Goldman had dreaded this call for so many years, when it finally came he was struck dumb.

  “Alex? You there?”

  Pause.

  “Alex?”

  “All right, okay.”

  Dr. Goldman sat up straight in his proper hardback chair, took a deep breath and said, voice deep and husky, “Maybe we can have the big one this year.”

  “You bastard.” Lt. Nelson Lee of the Los Angeles Police Department bristled over the phone line. “All you care about is the fucking game.”

  Yes, Dr. Goldman thought, all I care about is the fucking game. All I’ve ever cared about is the fucking game. Our lives are meaningless without the fucking game.

  He asked, “Are you in, Nelson, or are you gonna crap out?”

  “I’m in. Everybody’s in. All the way.”

  “Everybody?”

  “Don’t get excited, not to worry, the table is full. Next Friday at the Palace.”

  “Okay,” Dr. Goldman said, calmer. “Good. Very good. See ya.” Dr. Goldman hung up the phone and turned to his computer. He smirke
d. He had letters to write.

  A capsule resume for Alex Goldman, Ph.D.: assist in the identification of a new subatomic particle as a graduate student, make an an important discovery in the field of plasma physics at twenty-six and parlay the package into tenure in the physics department at his alma mater, Columbia University. Toss in some classified work for the Department of Defense and there you have the good professor as the world knew him, flourishing and seemingly content.

  Everyone has secrets, an inner life whose details never appear on a resume. Among Dr. Goldman’s deeply held secrets was a vice, a dangerous obsession, but he maintained such strict control over his compulsion that his family and friends had never glimpsed a different Alex who lurked beneath the urbane academic they saw every day. Neither his wife, ex-wife, nor children of both marriages ever imagined he had a poker jones the size of Nevada.

  Dr. Goldman was addicted to poker, a drug more thrilling than heroin. When he looked into himself, rather than into subatomic particles, he knew what he really wanted to do was play cards. Strange and illogical as it may seem, winning a Nobel Prize would shrivel in comparison to destroying a worthy opponent at seven card stud. He had the tools: ruthlessness, a keen ability to observe others, a gift for math, and a phenomenal memory. Nevertheless, in spite of his prodigious talent, his game was cursed. He knew that if he were to sit down and play cards, he wouldn’t quit until he lost everything. No matter how good you were, or thought you were, there was always someone better.

  Many years before, when he was only eighteen, knowing his passion for poker was irresistible, he vowed to never play again. True to his vow, he avoided casinos and card rooms and friendly games. His father and grandfather, both poker players, had died penniless, each believing one more hand was all he needed to get even. Dr. Goldman had inherited their poker genes along with his grandfather’s antique clay chips. It was a heavy legacy.

  He kept the chips, thousands of dollars in cash, and a small, leather-bound notebook locked in a safe in his study. Once a year he carefully packed the chips and some of the money, pocketed the notebook, and flew to San Francisco, his hometown, for a weekend of poker with his childhood pals. Only with them could he play cards without his addiction running out of control.

  Every June Dr. Goldman and his friends rented a suite in the Sheraton Palace Hotel, stocked it with booze and food and played poker as they had for more than three decades. Sitting around a card table with Nelson Lee, Charlie Hooper, and Dean Studley, whom he’d known since they were kids together in an old San Francisco neighborhood called Noë Valley, he could once again be Alex the wizard of Alvarado Street.

  His secret was no secret from them. They knew the Wiz was a poker junkie. That was the way Alex was, in the same way that Nelson Lee was still Crazy Nelson from Twenty-first Street, Dean Studley was the same rum-swilling, dope-smoking outlaw curmudgeon from Elizabeth Street, and Charlie Hooper, fishmonger extraordinaire from Dolores Street, couldn’t win in their game if his life depended on it. Charlie always lost just as Alex always won. A patina of age and refinement couldn’t change that. They were fifty-year-old men who cared deeply about one another, and who, when the chips were down, would happily slaughter one another at the poker table. They’d played together so long it was difficult to deceive one another, the essence of poker, and their efforts to do so made their poker fests marvelously entertaining. Symbolic bloodletting was the name of their game.

  The rustle of fabric, the whir of fans, the murmur of first class. Bustling flight attendants stowed luggage as passengers found their seats and settled in for the long flight. Among the last to board, a tall, ruddy-faced gentleman of fifty came through the hatch in a cloud of tan linen and elegant Panama hat. Just before the Panama disappeared into an overhead compartment, a little girl across the aisle glimpsed the corner of a playing card, a red jack, peeking from the hatband. Curious, she stared as he tilted his seat back and closed his eyes. She could smell his cologne. An imperceptible slit opened between his eyelids and he caught her gazing. Gotcha, he said to himself.

  “Fasten your seatbelts, please.”

  The plane pulled away from the gate. New York lay beyond the tarmac: skyscrapers, rivers and boroughs, wives and children, his adopted home for more than thirty years.

  Goodbye, he thought. Adieu.

  The plane took off. Dr. Goldman took out the leather notebook and began to read. Written in code, a simple transformation cipher, the slim volume consisted of eighty-seven pages of poker wisdom and notes on the habits of players, the first half written in his grandfather’s meticulous hand and the rest by him. He read the text in its entirety, reviewing his notes on every game he’d ever played, and when he finished he was transformed. Dr. Goldman no longer existed.

  Alex the wizard of Alvarado Street ate a first-class lunch of prawns and steak and took a nap. An hour from San Francisco he woke up and discovered the little girl still staring.

  “I saw the card in your hat,” she said. “The jack of diamonds.”

  “You’re very observant,” Alex replied. “I’m impressed.”

  “Are you a magician?” she asked.

  He smiled, shook out his elegant cuffs, waggled his fingers like a concert pianist, and pulled a deck of cards from his breast pocket. He winked. She smiled. Twisting slightly in his seat, he rolled over his hand and the cards magically spread into a fan. She giggled and her mom looked over. He closed the deck, waggled his fingers, and spread the cards open again. Every card was a jack of diamonds. Her eyes went wide. He winked again and then ripped off a spectacular staircase shuffle, the cards dancing back and forth like well disciplined soldiers.

  “Pick a card, any card.”

  For the next twenty minutes he entertained the passengers in first class with card tricks, warming up his fingers, practicing, letting muscle memory take over. He held the cards in a mechanic’s grip, forefingers over the front edge of the deck that allowed him to deal seconds and cards from the bottom, things he would never do in a game but signifying to his satisfaction that his dexterity was still intact. He didn’t say much, a little smooth card sharp’s patter, letting the cards speak for themselves, and when he finished he gave the girl the deck.

  “You really are a magician,” she exclaimed.

  “No,” he replied. “I’m a wizard. There’s a difference.”

  3

  The boys from Noë Valley now played for much higher stakes than the dimes and quarters they’d wagered as kids. For the last five years the initial buy-in had been two thousand dollars, but this year the price of admission was five grand, serious money for poker, with the possibility of the stakes going much higher. Although the stakes had been raised, a more significant change over the years was the composition of the game. When Alex, Charlie, Nelson, and Dean were teenagers, the game had included a fifth player from the neighborhood, Bobby McCorkle, the one among them whose talent for poker could match Alex’s. They hadn’t seen Bobby in thirty-two years, since the summer of 1963, the year they graduated from high school. That June Bobby had enlisted in the Army. Expecting to go to Germany to fight the Russians, he’d been sidetracked to Southeast Asia for ten years. When the Vietnam War ended and he didn’t come home to San Francisco, his old friends knew why; and when he refused to see them or play in the game, there wasn’t a damned thing they could do about it. Bobby had stayed in the Army another ten years until he retired and started a new career as a professional poker player in Reno, a development that only sharpened their desire to have him play in their game. Every year they sent him an invitation, but he never showed up.

  Nevertheless, every June they reserved a seat for their missing friend and drank a toast to his good health, but poker with only four players isn’t particularly interesting. In 1985, after grousing for years, they decided to fill the fifth chair by inviting a guest to play. Since they didn’t allow wild cards in their game, with a little ironic twist they called the stranger the “wild card.” The next year they invited another guest,
and the wild card became a part of their tradition. They never brought in a patsy; instead, they went to great lengths to find players of formidable skill. Wild cards were either professionals or high-rolling amateurs, and without exception the Wiz had taken them all.

  This year’s wild card was going to present the greatest challenge yet. Having established conditions that were met—raising the stakes and a clarification of the rules—after lo these many years Bobby McCorkle had agreed to come back and play.

  With a fashionable brush cut, gold rings in both ears, and the latest fashions from Milan, Charlie Hooper cut a stylish figure that distracted people from his height, five foot four, his middle-aged paunch, and the jaded wrinkles around his eyes. A true San Franciscan, reckless and neurotic, Charlie worked hard to maintain a reputation as a bon vivant, an expensive proposition in a city where the party never stops. As sole heir to the Hooper Fish Company—boats, trucks, icy warehouse, and contracts to supply restaurants and supermarkets—Charlie could afford his flamboyant taste, and he preferred calling for another round of drinks to kicking back and quietly examining his life. Once in a while, at three in the morning after the bars were closed, Charlie couldn’t avoid looking inside himself where he contemplated a hollowness like a hidden sinkhole in a river. Charlie shared a closely guarded secret with Alex and the rest of the boys from Noë Valley, and he’d risk anything—his integrity, his fortune, his soul—to protect their secret. This year, when the cards were dealt, he’d find out how much he truly was willing to risk.

  The game was the most important event on Charlie’s calendar, bigger than New Year’s Eve or Halloween, and the preceding week he always became so excited he hardly ate or slept, skulking around his frozen warehouse driving his employees crazy with endless bad jokes—why do people eat so much shark? To get even, hahaha. Ten years earlier, his first domestic partner had been so suspicious of Charlie’s annual rendezvous at the Palace that he’d followed him to the hotel, knocked on the door of the suite, and gone bananas at the sight of so much the money. Instant separation. Three years later domestic partner number two used Charlie’s weekend on New Montgomery Street as an opportunity for a tryst of his own. That year Charlie lost his buy-in so quickly he went home for more money and caught his partner in the sack with his lover. Another divorce. Ah, well, he never lost his sense of humor and never took anything too seriously, except the game. A lousy poker player more interested in camaraderie than five card stud, Charlie nonetheless hated losing, and with the stakes going up this year—perhaps way up—he was nervous. He could never beat Alex, but he expected Alex to focus on Bobby, the wild card. All he had to do was stay out of the crossfire and concentrate on Nelson and Dean. There you go, Charlie boy, a strategy.

 

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