Spoiler alert: It hadn’t gone well.
But I tried really hard to make it seem like it had; I tried really hard because I refused to believe that it wasn’t. Pictures of the two of us all over each other in Madrid, Berlin, and Copenhagen graced the cover of every tabloid—especially the ones from Berlin where we both had on matching t-shirts with huge red hearts on them and our names inside. They’d been a gift from a fan and I’d looked the gift horse in the mouth.
The press would never know just how much Levi liked to talk about himself. He loved himself more than he could ever love me. They also missed how touchy he was. And I don’t mean with me. I know that Europeans tend to kiss each other in greetings and such, but I’m pretty sure they don’t kiss friends that are girls that way in front of their girlfriend.
“I’m fine,” I sighed. “Sorry… that was so stupid of me.” With a frustrated groan, my head tipped back on the couch and I stared up at the ceiling. “He was so stupid of me.” Ugh. I shook my head. “I have no idea what I was thinking. What’s wrong with me, Tay?”
Like she had an answer.
Like she had an answer that we had time for.
Tay was the one left to clean up the pieces of another one of my quickly failed relationships. My life was starting to sound like a new version of ‘Mambo Number Five.’
One. Two. Three, four, five.
A little bit of Matt telling me lies… A little bit of Xavier getting some on the side… A little bit of Levi’s promiscuity…
This one—Levi—had been foolish. I was hurt and upset after I’d broken up with actor Xavier James and the press painted me as the bad guy. Again. Two months after I’d broken up with designer, Matt McCoy. It didn’t matter that I’d dumped Xavier because he was sleeping with his co-star or that I’d ended it with Matt because I’d caught him sexting with one of his models. I was the famous one. I was the one that broke up with the ‘next James Bond’. I was the one who left the rising fashion star in ‘an attempt to damage his career out of jealousy.’
Being infamous made the press far richer than plain-Jane famous ever would.
“I mean I did try to tell you he was a douche canoe,” she murmured wryly and I stuck my tongue out at her. “It’s ok…” The way that she said it told me that it wasn’t.
“How bad was it?” I cringed asking. “Don’t lie. You suck at lying.”
She’d flown home right after I dumped him to start preparing for the US leg. Meanwhile, I was in London, the second to last stop in Europe, when the news broke over here. Too depressed about in my third break-up for the year—not because Levi ended up being a douche, but because I couldn’t understand how I kept ending up with all the players—I crawled into a hole, ignored social media, and made it through three Patterson novels before we flew back home. This state of black-hole ignorance had continued right up to this moment.
Was there such a thing as a douche magnet? Because my picture should show up in the definition.
The way her face scrunched suggested that it was about as bad as the whole Brangelina breakup. Probably even worse.
She took a sip of her coffee, staring at me over the lid like it was some sort of shield.
“Tay…”
“Alright, it was bad, B,” she huffed, slamming her cup down on the table. “Honestly, the first half of this break was still dealing with the shock waves. Fielding calls and reporters. I’ve had a dozen interviews cancelled and ticket refunds are rising. I-I don’t know why. Or why now. But it is literally exploding everywhere.”
“Seriously? I wasn’t even with him for that long!” Animated, I jerked up to stare at her, flailing my arms. “And he was a self-centered ass! Yeah—of course the public doesn’t know that but—ugh!” I huffed, falling back against the seat.
“I’m on your side, babe, but all the world sees is you going through boys faster than Oprah goes through free giveaways. And that woman gives away a lot of free shit…”
“Whatever. I’m swearing off boys,” I promised as I toyed with the edge of my shirt. “Heart. Break. My heart is taking a break. I’m done.”
Go ahead, stick a fork in me.
“I don’t think that’s going to help,” she said, reaching into her bag and pulling out her laptop. “The damage is already done.”
“What do you mean?” My brow furrowed.
“B…” She flipped open the screen and shoved it onto my lap. Eyes widening, I scrolled through the word doc of what I assumed where headlines that she copied.
“Another Break-Up for Blake?”
“Love Struck? More Like Love Struck Out…”
“America’s Sweetheart Or America’s Heartbreaker? Is Blake Tyler The Girl That We Thought She Was?”
I hated how my heart jumped in my throat. Bye, bye, Bliss. I slammed the screen shut.
“I’m sure that they’re over it by now. It’s been a month since I dumped Licentious Levi.”
At least my nickname game was still going strong. Then again, so was theirs…
The stories were ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as the fact that the words still hurt.
“Those were from last week.” Good Lord. Does anyone have a life? Would anyone care to have a life besides mine?
My eyes narrowed on her, unwilling to believe it.
“I’m sorry, B, but that’s why we’re having this meeting.”
“I thought this was about the tour?” I handed her back the laptop.
“It is. It’s about the tour because we’ve noticed substantial changes in ticket sales and the overall tone of publicity for every event since you broke up with Loser Levi. The headlines, his comments, the responses from all your exes… they all add up. I’ve done what I can without slandering each and every one of them for the disgusting shitheads that they are—because we are above that,” she said as though she needed to remind both of us, “but it’s not enough.”
Not enough? It’s not enough that I give the world my everything and they still want to take more?
My life was revving at the limit of what I was capable of and still, the press… the media… continued to push with a lead foot on the gas to see just how far and how fast I could go before I crashed and burned.
“How is it—” I broke off, burying my face in my hands. “I don’t get it, Tay. What am I doing wrong? How does it always seem so right and yet I still end up with a player or a narcissist? Why do they have to love me?”
“You’re too good, B. Too trusting,” she said with a shrug (like she hadn’t warned me about this before.) “And that has nothing to do with your fame. It’s just you. And it’s easy to take advantage of.”
Logically, it made sense that they’d want me for what I had. And that was breaking me. Because in a world of fake, at least the relationships I made should have been real.
Like lighthouses in stormy seas, they should have been a beacon of safety and stability.
Instead, they were turning out to be mirages in the middle of the desert sand of stardom.
And my mouth was becoming so dry it was getting harder and harder to breathe.
“You’re making me sound like a ho.” I rolled my eyes at her, trying to lighten the conversation before I started bawling.
That cracked a small smile on her face. “Hey,” she put her hands up, “I just said you were easy. That’s all.”
My offended gasp that bordered on a laugh was interrupted.
“Ladies!” The door burst open and Bruce strolled inside. A short, balding man wearing a suit that should fit much better for the amount of money that I paid him and glasses that looked too small for his round face, eyed us both quickly before walking behind his desk.
“Finally.” I heard Taylor grumble underneath her breath.
Bruce’s narrow eyes darted to her as he paused his paper rifling. “Have you brought Miss Tyler up to speed?”
After eight years, he still called me Miss Tyler no matter how many times I asked that he please just call me Blake.
“
I was just starting to, Bruce. I showed her a few of the headlines.”
Starting to? There was more?
“We have a serious problem, Miss Tyler.” He turned to me with a curt nod to acknowledge his statement.
I rubbed my palms together before linking my fingers and squeezing them tight to keep them stationary. I hated this feeling—the feeling of being punished for something that I didn’t do. I may have won Entertainer of the Year—two years in a row—but I’d been unofficially the Worst Boyfriend Picker since the beginning of time.
Yes, I did break up with them. That’s what you do with guys who hurt you. But playing the blame game wasn’t my style. I wasn’t going to turn around and point fingers and shine the spotlight on their lies, their cheating, and their general callousness. It wasn’t who I was.
I was just a girl trying to find my Prince Charming—while the whole world watched.
Were they really going to hold that against me?
“And what’s that?” I asked quietly. “My ex-boyfriends?”
“Your reputation,” he said tightly, seating himself in his high-back chair with an exaggerated movement. “It’s sinking faster than the Titanic if the Titanic had backed up after the first hit only to run into the iceberg again.”
Well then.
“Tell us how you really feel,” I mumbled wryly. Catching his disapproving stare, I bit my tongue and apologized, “I’m sorry. I just can’t believe this. Since when are my relationships the public’s business? Can’t I just make my own mistakes in peace?” I sucked in a huge breath. “Sorry. So, what do we do? How do I fix it? Should I make a statement? I’ve been M.I.A. from social media for a little now; coming back with a sort of explanation could mean something.”
An explanation that would let me wallow in my self-consciousness in peace.
“As much as your fans love you, sometimes they are more fascinated by a star that explodes than one that shines.” He paused and adjusted his glasses like it would make the small frames fit better. “The press is on a witch-hunt, Miss Tyler, and we need to put an end to it before the burns to your image get any worse.”
“Burning witches? Even if I’m not one?” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing—how serious this was becoming. All over stupid boys.
He nodded curtly, opening up his laptop on his desk and punching a few keys. “That’s how this world works. They’ll burn anything in the hopes of creating a firework.” He clasped his hands in front of him and, in all our years of working together, I’d never seen him as serious as he was in this moment.
“I know who you are, Miss Tyler. But the world only knows what they’ve been given. And right now, they’re being told that what you’ve given them is a lie. At this level, it’s no longer about your talent, your fame, or your music. At this level, people feel like they know you from the image that you’ve created. At this level, your reputation is everything.”
I reached in my bag and pulled out a piece of gum, shoving it in my mouth before I chewed a hole right through my tongue.
“What do I do?” I whispered. “I… I told Taylor that she’s in charge of making me stay away from any and all boys until the tour is done.”
“We don’t have the luxury of that kind of time,” he informed me with the calmness of the weatherman saying there was a thirty-percent chance I’d no longer be famous or America’s favorite by tomorrow morning. “We need to give them something now. We need to give them what they want.”
“And what’s that?” I asked like I wasn’t afraid to know.
“You. In a relationship that they can believe in. In love. And on tour.”
Steve Harvey announcing the wrong Miss Universe had been less shocking than what he’d just said. And so, I waited patiently for the stuttered correction.
Silence.
“E-excuse me?” I finally squeaked out when it was clear that I hadn’t misheard him. Reaching for my tea, I gulped down two huge mouthfuls.
“What Bruce is trying to say,” Taylor inserted, “what he and I have been discussing over the past few days, is that your fans need to see you in a happily-ever-after and they need to see you fall into it now. You have to start this next leg of the tour with a boyfriend, B, and the world needs to see you fall in love with him.”
“H-how am I supposed to fall in love with someone—even pretend to—that I haven’t met? I-I’m not an actress. Just because I go on stage doesn’t mean that I’m putting on a show. I’m performing, but it’s all me out there—my hopes, my fears, my feelings, and my heart.” My arms flailed in every direction as I spoke, mirroring the frantic nature of my thoughts. “They already think me a heartless liar, why would I become the exact thing they accuse me of?”
“Because they won’t believe the truth, Blake,” Taylor said, grabbing one of my hands. Her palms were just as sweaty as my own. “More than that, they don’t want the truth. They want a lie that fits their idea of the truth. I know this isn’t how you normally… ever… do things, but sometimes the end has to justify the means.”
Just because that was a saying didn’t make it true.
Letting out a nervous laugh, I pulled my hand from hers and ran it through my hair that was quickly becoming dislodged from the elastic that held it together. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.
I didn’t know how to be in a real relationship, let alone a fake one.
“Tay, I’m a worse liar than you and considering the world doesn’t believe me when it comes to my very real ex-boyfriends, I can’t fathom how they would believe a fake relationship with someone that I just met,” I insisted. “Like you might as well just hook me up with Matt-freaking-Bomer—even that would be more believable… and he’s gay!”
There was no way—no way—that this was a good idea.
Bruce cleared his throat and I watched his eyes flick to Taylor. I looked back and forth between the two of them, watching the invisible battle wage over who was going to deliver the next blow to me—whatever that was.
Great. Blake-the-Punching-Bag.
“What? What is it?” I demanded. “Just tell me.”
“Miss Tyler,” Bruce began, clearing his throat again even though there was nothing in it to clear. “We aren’t suggesting a relationship with someone that you don’t know. We’re suggesting a relationship with someone that you do and have known for a long time.”
‘Clueless’ wasn’t even the right word for me. I looked to Taylor saying. “Who is he talking about?”
She sighed deeply and, just like the time in ninth grade when she promised me that I was not going to like the ending to A Walk to Remember, I knew I was in trouble.
“Next week you and I are going home for Christmas. You. America’s Sweetheart. The Southern Belle with a heart the size of Texas.” Dread began to eat its way through my cells like acid as she continued, “We think the world would jump at the chance to see you with someone that you knew before you were famous, someone that you liked before you were a star. They’d want to believe you found love with a childhood sweetheart. That’s the kind of relationship that will have them rooting for you instead of against you.”
My face burned as I looked at her. We’d known each other for too long for me not to know where this was going—to whom this was going. I felt like my longest and best friend had just stabbed me in the back.
No, not stabbed.
She carved a letter into it as though she were the masked legend of Zorro.
Z. Zach. Zach-asshole-Parker.
“No, Tay…” I whispered, betrayal dripping from my words.
She knew what she was asking of me. She knew how I’d loved him and she knew how swiftly and callously he’d broken my heart. She’d slept over my house almost every night after that party, trying to cheer me as I bawled my eyes out. She’d stepped in front of me when Ash flipped out on me that night, forcing him to leave me alone.
She’d been the first one to listen to every lyric that I’d written about my love and loss—each of which ending
up on my debut album, Heart Break.
I’d loved him for so long that for months, I truly didn’t know how to live without being able to see him or talk to him—even if he’d never felt the same.
She’d helped me to stay strong when I swore that my guitar knew only how to play sobs instead of songs. And now, she sat there asking me to rip back open the horrible scar down the center of my heart in order to save face and save my dream.
She rubbed her hands together and stared me down, handing me my heartbreak on a silver platter.
“You need to be in a relationship with Zach Parker. And you need to convince the world that you’ve fallen in love with him.”
“Are you joking?” I asked breathlessly, feeling the invisible band around my chest squeezing tighter. I felt like I just got out of convincing myself that I wasn’t in love with him.
“This is no joke, Miss Tyler,” he said sternly and heat bloomed in my cheeks.
“No, it’s not. This is my life, my heart, Mr. Pillars. If there is any joke going on here, it’s on me,” I replied harshly.
Zach Parker had my heart before I knew I’d lost it.
Before I knew what love was.
Before my life became not my own and fame rewrote my stars.
Zach Parker was my Achilles heel.
“Blake…” Taylor’s hand reached for my shoulder and I didn’t have the strength to push it off. “I know, babe. I know what happened. But it was a decade ago. Do you think… maybe you’ve both moved on since then?”
One would hope.
I must have looked like I was waiting for another option—any other option—because she continued, “I tried. I tried to get interviews. I tried to give statements. I even reached out to a few news places, but no one wants to hear it. They don’t want to hear your side when the other side is selling so well. You know me… you know that if I’m suggesting this I’ve thought about every other option to try to reason with them.”
“Not dating sends the message that they are right and that we are punishing you,” Bruce interjected, reaching up to adjust his glasses again. “Dating makes a statement that you can’t be bullied, but a random person is too risky. Too much like what they’ve already seen.”
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