There were a lot of people who wanted to see me fail too - a lot of people who still do - none of whom I was ever going to give the chance.
You see, I’m not the kind of person that gives up easily, and when there’s something I want badly enough, I know it’s just a matter of time before the hard work I put in to get it actually begins to pay off. I busted my balls and worked my ass off in training, I laid low and kept my nose clean for as long as I needed to, and finally I got a run in a couple of games, and the right people to trust me, before things began to fall into place for me.
The team started winning - a team that had never started winning at any point in their recent history before -, and people started noticing me. I saw my name all over the place and in what seemed like overnight, I was suddenly famous.
Me. Landon Maddox. I became the star that everyone wanted a piece of. I was turning into the God that this photographer was busy casting me as now.
“Look up towards the ceiling, Landon. Try to make it so you don’t notice those girls around your feet.”
Or my dick, right?
They began interviewing me on chat shows and throwing money at me from all angles. I got a ton of stuff for free just for being me. I still do. I can go out in expensive clothes, eat at the best restaurants in the city just to be seen there, and dance all night in member’s only clubs without even needing to spend a dime if I want to.
With all that cash and all that attention at such a young age, no wonder people started to envy me. One story led to another, and after a while I was the man everyone loved to hate. Girls started selling stories and taking photos to post on twitter. I went from being a nobody rookie with a smashed up knee to a somebody bad boy with a killer arm and a winning streak to put me in line for MVP that couldn’t stop partying. It was a dangerous, volatile combination, and it still would be if they’d let me. I’m in the papers almost every day of the week being scrutinized, both on the field and off of it and when that happens things tend to get taken out of context.
“Other side, Landon. That’s it. Hands on your hips now.”
That same girl is stroking my leg in a way that I know she knows is anything but professional. If my coach saw this, he’d crucify me.
“And more relaxed now.”
I enjoy myself, don’t get me wrong, I always have. The label fits, but every week I play hard too. The team does well and I never fuck up in a game because of what I do away from it. I ended last season with God knows how many new records and I would have got MVP if I was a bit more family friendly.
What can I say? I’m a good looking guy with a huge dick, I’m a fucking NFL star and I like to party. Apparently all of those things don’t mix well.
Anyway, last season, when we nearly made it all the way, it just got worse. That’s when I was properly thrown into the limelight.
Word had got out that I was packing things in, for want of a better word, and out of nowhere I got a call to do a modelling shoot. I had no idea what it was for until I got there. Most of the adverts they cut my head out of, but loyal fans know it’s me. That’s where the nickname comes from. The Donkey. I guess once you know, it doesn’t need much explaining.
This country is so full of double standards the commentators and journalists even call me it. It’s down on my modelling profile too. Imagine if they were talking about a girl. That shit wouldn’t rub at all.
I just laugh it off because there isn’t anything else I can do. People think I’m a dick, quite literally, and that kind of works for me. It could be a hell of a lot worse, let’s put it that way. Journalists are going to print whatever they like, especially if they don’t like me, and there are a whole bunch of journos who seem to have it in for me.
I guess they just like to see the mighty fall.
“And that’s a wrap. Thank you people, you can now get your clothes on again.”
With a smile, the photographer calls an end to the shoot. For the amount of photos he takes, he’ll get one or two good shots. We might even get called in again. They’ll put the whole thing through post production too, touch bits up here, airbrush bits there, soften the edges. Sometimes they cut off my tattoos depending on what the client wants, sometimes they even put more on, but what they never do is change the size of my dick.
“So, what do you think then?”
I’m not even half way back into my pants and she’s already hunted me down. I like confidence, but I also like a challenge, and for the time being, until I get the owners back on my side, as much as I hate to admit it, I’m officially out of the game.
“Maybe next time.”
Her eyes can’t conceal her disappointment, but she waves it off like it’s nothing.
“Next time.”
I watch another night of incredible sex vanish away in front of me and get back to getting dressed.
“Donkey, Landon I mean, we need you again.” The photographer urgently rushes over. “Just some close ups.”
“Ok.”
I begin to walk back towards the table but the photographer stops me. “You know.” He looks down towards my dick.
“Right”, I say, and begin to get undressed again, a whole row of models watching me.
I don’t give a shit what people think about me, but I do care what people choose to print, especially if it means I can’t do the things I love. When all of this attention dies down, and I’ve kept my head low for a while, when I’ve led Shoreville to a superbowl final and taken home the trophy, when I’ve been voted MVP and everybody loves me again, despite what’s happened in the past, maybe they’ll ease up and slack off from scrutinizing me, and maybe I’ll be allowed to find a girl that wants to go at it with me for real, instead of doing it only to see what it’s like and sell the story to the news.
I’d prefer that to happen sooner rather than later though, I’ve already got a serious case of blue balls, and being here is not helping one bit.
I doubt being in the countryside will either. The last thing I want to be is trapped in the middle of nowhere surrounded by fields full of cows, but I haven’t got a choice. It was part of the agreement I made with the board. It’s apparently part of my rehabilitation plan, to turn me into the squeaky clean quarterback Shoreville have always wanted me to be.
At least I know if I’m with family, there is no way I can get into trouble.
“Perfect, Landon. That’s spot on. Just a few more.”
When I started in this career, I never imagined myself standing in front of a camera lens, my pants around my knees and a wall of supermodels standing to the side to watch me get my dick photographed.
Change a millimeter of fabric and this would be a different thing entirely.
One.
Tilly
The dreaded day has come. This is the beginning of a waking nightmare that is likely to go on for so long I’ll feel like killing myself before we’ve even got halfway through it. A week with the enemy. A week with the biggest dick in the U.S. I’m never going to survive this.
“Are you ready, Tilly? You’ve been in there for hours. Are you alright?”
“Coming.”
Mom and Marvin are waiting patiently for me at the bottom of the stairs. Our plan is to drive to the rented country cottage and meet The Donkey there. With any luck, he won’t come at all. I have books. I have music. I have calming, breathing exercising. I have magazines where the pages flop open naturally at the magazine adverts that have projected his already quite extensive notoriety into the stratosphere.
“Wow! You look gorgeous, Tilly. Is that a new dress?”
“This?! I found this at the back of the closet. It’s nothing special.”
“And you’re wearing make-up.”
“Mom, can we just-. It’s a long drive.”
“I think someone is trying to impress us.”
“Mom!”
What a horrible thought. Imagine me trying to impress The Donkey, or anyone else for that matter. “Am I not allowed to put makeup on once in
awhile?”
“Of course you are, sweetie. I like it. I wish you’d do it more often.”
Marvin takes my bag out to the car, while Mom makes sure the house is locked up.
About five minutes pass before conversation turns to him. To drown it out, I listen to music and watch the suburbs melt into countryside. Rolling hills and squares of color as far as the eye can see.
The only place I don’t get a visual reminder of Landon’s enormity, I have the pleasure of his company instead. I guess I should enjoy the peace while it lasts.
I watch the bars on my cell phone drop one by one, before the signal cuts out completely. This is it. We’ve only been on the road less than half an hour, and already I’m out of range of external communication. That means no internet, no facebook stalking, no twenty four hour news updates, no friends.
None of that would matter if I was going on a romantic holiday with a delicious boyfriend, but a family holiday with someone else’s family? I’m going to die of boredom.
Mom found this place on the internet, which is ironic really, considering it was probably built before the internet even existed. The last family holiday I went on was when Dad was still around. I guess that’s the other thing that Landon and I have got in common, not only is The Donkey an only child like me, his parents went through a messy divorce when he was around about the same age.
Mom didn’t tell me that. I read it in his unauthorized autobiography, which as you can imagine, is also called The Donkey, and features several photos in various positions, of his somewhat remarkable appendage. I reckon it’s all enhanced though, even if several people claim otherwise.
Marvin and Landon’s mom split up when Landon was only thirteen years old. That’s when my mom found out that my dad was screwing the next door neighbor. I found out later on that he was screwing her in their bed when I was at school, and he was home, supposedly, on long term sickness.
Every time it comes up, which thankfully isn’t all that often, Mom makes a point of highlighting the fact that the sickness was never confirmed, neither by the doctors nor his previous employers at the time.
After that, I didn’t see much of him again, and I still don’t see him.
Marvin’s different. He knows what it’s like to have someone you are supposed to be in a relationship with screw around on you, and it means he understands what it was like for Mom. God knows how Landon turned out so differently. I guess he just went the other way, and took after his mom.
I’m not the bed them and leave them type, and there is no way I would put up with anyone doing that to me, no matter how famous they were or how much their assets extended to.
I’ve had one one night stand in my entire life, and one sort of long term on and off relationship, which kind of fizzled out in the end like a damp firework. It’s not because I’m not looking either, it’s that I just haven’t found the right man yet. I don’t date players, I don’t date man whores, I don’t date asshole, alpha males, and I don’t date dick heads looking for a hook up, so I guess that kind of narrows the selection down to almost no-one.
Plus, I have no idea where my life is taking me at the moment, so finding a man doesn’t exactly fit into that pattern. I have to prioritize and work that out first, before I even think about settling down.
I’ve absent mindedly flicked to one of the adverts and it takes me a moment to realize who it is I’m staring at, before I close the magazine again, disgusted with myself. He literally is everywhere. I mean, come on, he can’t exactly be the only big dicked model available for photo shoots can he? Why is it always about the size of his dick anyway? Why does that even matter?
Why can’t they talk about his blue eyes, his tousled hair, the biceps that make his jersey look like it’s painted on, his cocky smile, the way he leans against his car, taller than he looks on TV.
Oh fuck. He’s here. We’re here. How did that happen already? It’s him. It’s Landon The Donkey Maddox and he’s staring right at me.
And where the fuck am I staring? You’ve guessed it. Where the fuck else?
“I thought it was going to be bigger than that.”
I catch myself just in time, halting an embarrassing response. When I realize what Mom’s really talking about, I shift my gaze quickly over towards the house. Although, it’s not a house. It’s not even a cottage. It’s so small, it looks like the shed they store the garden tools in.
I’m about to complain when my door opens.
“Hey”, Landon says, stood there by my side, my magazine come to life. “Welcome to paradise.”
Landon
Any wider and her jaw would have been scraping on the ground so much she could have collected pebbles in her mouth. I know I usually have that effect on women, but most of them go some way to trying to hide it. She better not be some crazy super fan, because that’s the last thing I need right now. Step sister or not, if this turns dark, I’m going straight back to the city.
“It’s really small.”
My eyes go down to what I think she’s talking about, catch hers on the way back up when I realize my mistake, and then over to the country cottage behind me.
“Maybe it’ll look bigger when you see it for real.”
Already on her way to going red, that comment might have just pushed her to the color of an eggplant. Judging by the scowl she’s throwing at me though, she isn’t at all impressed by my humor. A week in a tiny country cottage playing happy families? Maybe this is going to be fun after all.
“Landon, let your sister out of the car and give us a hand with the bags.”
“Right.”
I smile and hold the door open for her in the same way a chauffeur might do for the Queen.
“Step sister”, Tilly says as she climbs out past me, unaware that the magazine she’s left on the seat behind her is open at one of my advert pages.
“Sister, step sister, whatever, it’s all the same to me. We are all the same family now, and we are here, principally, to get to know each other. I don’t want anyone to forget that.”
Rachel is alongside us both now. “Tilly, this is Landon. Landon, Tilly.”
Tilly folds her arms across her chest.
“I know who it is.”
I don’t know whether she’s nervous, starstruck or just bummed out to be here, but damn it feels icy all of a sudden. After giving me the dinner plate eyes on the approach, this body language is a little bit unexpected. Maybe the joke about my dick went down the wrong way, because not only does she look like she wants to be here even less than I do, she seems completely uninterested by me.
I try and loosen her up a bit while Dad dumps bags out of the trunk and Rachel goes off in search of the key. She could just be crushing and unable to express it. That happens, especially with younger girls.
“You know I’m just like everyone else, right? You don’t have to treat me differently, just because I’m famous.”
Tilly looks over to me. She’s got a cute face even when she’s obviously jacked off. She looks like she’s put on her best dress and fixed her hair especially too, which kind of makes me wonder, primarily because it’s not exactly what you’d usually wear to the country.
“You’re hardly famous, you’re an American footballer.”
Wow! That was low. I’m ready to defend myself but Dad beats me too it.
“Record breaking American footballer.”
“And a model”, I add, unprepared to let her downplay me.
“An underwear model.”
Tilly is not impressed at all. Any colder and she’d be rejoining the iceberg she’s obviously just split off from. Maybe’s it’s just her time of the month, and she’s collected all of them up to use in one go.
“Come on you two, stop squabbling and help me get this over to the house.”
Dad’s done unpacking the trunk, so I load myself up with bags. Tilly insists on lugging her own case, just to prove she’s capable, and I watch her struggling with it all the way to the house.
I don’t give her a chance to backchat me, and by the time she makes it up to the porch, Rachel is waiting there to engage us.
“Good news or bad news?”
“Mom?”
“Honey, don’t look so worried.”
“Good news”, Dad says.
This is pure entertainment for me. I had no idea Tilly would be so animated or easy to wind up, but this is going to be a lot of fun. Growing up as an only child, I never got the chance to tease a younger sibling, which on reflection, is probably why I got so good at football. If Tilly gets this upset just by looking at me, this week is going to pass in no time.
“There’s a jacuzzi!”
No swimming costume, but that’s never stopped me before.
“We have a jacuzzi at home”, Tilly says. “What’s the bad news?”
“You might want to come and see.”
Tilly
This is not happening. Please tell me this isn’t happening.
“Three beds, Mom. You said three beds. The advert said three beds.”
“Well, to be fair, there are three beds.”
Gah. Twin beds in one room and a double bed in the other doesn’t count. Am I the only one that seems bothered by this somewhat integral anomaly.
“Maybe they meant the lounge. Is this a sofa bed?”
I watch The Donkey wrestle momentarily with the tiny two seater sofa, until he determines beyond reasonable doubt, that it isn’t in fact guilty of camouflaging itself as a bed.
“I can’t stay in here with him.”
Mom looks at me and then she looks at Marvin and then everyone looks at me. The Donkey shrugs his thick, muscly shoulders.
“They said it was perfect for a family. Three beds, cute little cottage in the countryside. It is a cute little cottage.”
“I’m fine with it.”
Landon has already put his bag down and is testing the bed for comfort.
“Mom?”
“It is what it is, darling. We’ll just have to make do.”
“Make do. I’m nineteen years old, not nine.”
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