“I know.”
“And no scent.” Tucker spoke with her mouth full.
“So handsome.” Cooper sighed as she sat down while Harry served her a big mug of coffee, then took a striped creamer from the fridge and poured some of the rich eggshell-colored Devon cream into Cooper’s coffee.
“Every now and then a girl has to treat herself to the best.” Harry put the creamer on the checkered tablecloth as she sat down.
“Enemies—Barry?” Cooper knew Harry would know.
“He used to run with a wild crowd, but when he and Sugar started the business over at St. James Farm he sobered up.”
“Sex, drugs, and rock and roll.” Cooper reached for more corn bread.
“He was so good-looking and easygoing that he got away with a lot. Course, when his father wrapped his Nissan truck around a tree and died, that started to sober up Barry. He hasn’t any family left. When he started the breeding operation he really cleaned up his act.”
“I recall he left a trail of broken hearts.” Cooper sipped her delicious coffee. “The last one was, uh . . .”
“Carmen Gamble. She was mad enough to kill him six months ago.”
“But not strong enough to bite his throat out,” Cooper added. “For all we know a mad dog bit his throat.”
“Maybe.”
“Boy, what a way to go.” Cooper thoughtfully paused a moment.
“If I came up on Susan breathing her last, I’d—” Harry paused. “I think I’d never be the same.”
Susan Tucker was Harry’s best friend, married to a successful lawyer. They had one son at Cornell and a daughter in high school.
“Makes you wonder about war. Fifty-one thousand dead at Gettysburg. People get used to it. Or the siege of St. Petersburg, Leningrad. You just get used to it.”
“I don’t know if I could ever get used to the smell.”
“Yeah, that’s worse than the sight, for sure. Helps if you don’t breathe through your nose.”
“Certainly makes you understand why soldiers smoke—kills the odor a little bit and soothes your nerves.” Harry noticed a flaming red cardinal swoop by the kitchen window, heading for the large bird feeder hanging in the old tree by the kitchen.
“That’s another thing: Humans will drink, take drugs, anything to feel better. If you knew how many little drug busts we do . . . I mean, they aren’t exactly selling kilos of marijuana, but the law states it’s a crime and so I bust these guys. I can’t keep up with it and it doesn’t work, but it sure has made me think about why so many people do stuff.”
“Cooper, that’s easy. It feels good. Their body chemistry is a little different from yours and mine. Booze makes me sick. But for someone else, it’s heaven—temporarily.”
“Well, I’m thinking about drugs and alcohol in a new way. You and I know we’re going to die. Humans carry around all this anxiety that stems from that original anxiety: the knowledge of death. Hence drugs and drink. You don’t see Mrs. Murphy lapping up rum.”
“Tastes awful. But give me some catnip.” Mrs. Murphy’s green eyes brightened.
“I never thought about that. Coop, you’re a philosopher.”
“No, just a cop.” She finished her third piece of corn bread. “I’m surprised you haven’t called Susan or Miranda or Fair.” Fair was Harry’s ex-husband, who remained a dear friend. In fact, she was thinking how much a part of her life he was and, hopefully, would always be.
“Thought I’d wait until you left. Is anything off-limits?”
“No. We don’t even know enough to hold back evidence.” Cooper winked. “Not that Rick would ever do such a thing.”
“Right.” Harry smiled. “How’s he doing? I haven’t seen him for a while except for today.”
“He’s been down at the courthouse engaged in the battle of the budget.”
“No wonder I haven’t seen him. Hey, to change the subject, have you heard anything about the new post office being built?”
“No more than you have. The population increase even out here in Crozet warrants a larger building.”
“One of the gang called from Barracks Post Office and said a survey crew was coming out Monday. Miranda doesn’t know anything about it, either. You’d think Pug Harper,” Harry said, referring to the county postmaster, “would come down and talk to us.”
“He will. Everyone’s on overload. We’re supposed to be in a recession, right? That’s when businesses fire people and government won’t hire. So everyone is doing his job and the job of the guy who got fired—or I should say let go.”
“If they do build a bigger post office, the postal service has to hire new employees. Miranda and I can’t handle it. We’re struggling now. Every day, it seems, a new person comes through the door and needs a postbox or stamps or information. The only reason we get the mail in the boxes by nine every morning is that we’re there by seven-thirty and so is Rob Collier.” She mentioned the driver who dropped off mailbags from the main post office.
“Changes things, new people. Every time a new person comes on the job the composition of the team changes. Not necessarily bad or good. Just different.”
“Hey, I’m the postmistress of Greater Crozet, so they do it my way.” Harry smiled wryly.
“Do you want to manage people?”
This stopped Harry for a minute. “No.”
“I thought so.”
“What are you saying?”
“Change is gonna come.”
“That’s profound,” Harry teased.
“Can you change?”
“I don’t know. It depends. If there’s a new and better bushog for my tractor, I’m happy to change. But if I personally have to change, I’d like to do it at my own speed. I suppose that’s true of everybody.”
“We all have different speeds. I find that I’m more innovative than Rick, but once he sees the benefit of a change, whether it’s in technology or personnel, he accepts it.”
“Is this a roundabout way of telling me you don’t think I’m going to like the changes at work?”
“How do I know?”
Harry leaned back in her chair, tapping the side of her plate with her knife. “Actually, Cooper, I don’t think I am going to like it. Miranda and I have a good system where we are; we can read each other’s mind. It’s so easy and, besides, we have such a good time together. The only fly in the ointment is, the volume of mail is increasing.”
“Oh, I forgot to ask you. Back to Barry. Rick may have asked you this when I was back with the ambulance crew. Do you think he was conscious?”
“His eyes were open but, no, he was leaving life quickly. But I remember once someone telling me—maybe it was you or maybe it was Dr. Mary O’Brien—that hearing is the last sense to go, so I held his hand and told him everything would be all right. Maybe where he is now, it is.”
3
After Sunday services, Harry slipped back to Herb’s office. He was just removing his surplice, a rich green color embroidered with gold, signifying the season of Trinity in the ecclesiastical calendar.
“Rev.” She often called him this.
“What can I do for you, honey? Here, sit down.” He motioned to the Chesterfield sofa, and the long sleeve on his black robe, a design unchanged since the Middle Ages, swept with the motion.
“Thanks.” She sank into the old, comfortable leather.
“Heard you had an upsetting day yesterday.” He unzipped his robe from the front, exposing a Hawaiian shirt underneath.
“I can’t believe you gave the sermon in a Hawaiian shirt.” Harry’s brown eyes widened.
“Ned Tucker dared me to do it. Said I could use his new fly rod if I did. I’ll collect after lunch.” He hung his robe on a padded hanger, placing it in the closet. “But don’t tell, now. It will offend some of”—he paused and winked—“the faithful.” He sat opposite her. “Now tell me what’s on your mind.”
She launched right in. She’d known Herb all her life. He’d baptized her, confirmed her, and
married her as well as consoled her during and after her divorce.
“. . . not as tough as I thought.”
“Oh, you’re tough, all right.” His deep voice filled the room. “When bad things occur, our minds are focused on what needs to be done. Afterward the emotions flow. Think of when old Mrs. Urquhart died.” He mentioned Mim Sanburne’s mother, Tally Urquhart’s sister. “Mim bore up all through the illness, and that poor woman suffered. And even after the burial, Mim seemed fine, and then three months later she burst into tears at the stable and sobbed for a whole day. Scared Jim to death.” Jim was Mim’s husband and the mayor of Crozet.
“Funny.”
“The mind protects itself. Some people are never strong enough to face emotions. They tuck them further and further in the recesses of their mind, and one day they freeze up. Prayer is a way to thaw out those frozen fears and pains. You thaw them out and the Good Lord gives you the strength to deal with them and the wit to be thankful. You don’t grow up, Harry, until you thank God for your troubles as well as your joys.”
“Mother used to say that.”
“I know.” He smiled broadly, for he highly regarded Harry’s deceased mother.
Harry was like her mother in that she was well-organized and friendly, but she was more taciturn, more skeptical, more like her father in that respect.
“I feel terrible. I feel terrible for Barry.”
Cazenovia and Elocution, Herb’s two cats, had been lounging in the window, cruising the squadrons of robins on the verdant quad lawn. Hearing Harry’s distress, they left their sightseeing to jump in her lap. She rubbed their ears.
“In the prime of life. I hear it was some sort of animal attack.”
“I guess, but apart from his throat—not a mark on him. I could have missed something. I didn’t examine him once he died. I just ran like hell for the phone in Tally’s barn. Sorry to swear, Herb.”
“You’re upset.” Herb waved away the apology. He, himself, could make the air blue on certain occasions.
“I am.” Harry exhaled.
“Tally said she heard there were no animal tracks by the body—other than Mrs. Murphy, Pewter, and Tucker’s paw prints.”
“No tracks of him crawling, either,” Harry said.
“And his feet weren’t wet?” Herb inquired.
“No.”
“Hmm.” The older man rubbed his clean-shaven chin.
Herb, a very masculine man now in his early sixties with a rumbling bass voice, had been athletic and handsome in his youth, but over the years he’d allowed the pounds to accumulate until now he was portly. His and Harry’s dear friend Miranda Hogendobber had also picked up tonnage over the years, but she’d gone on a sensible diet and in one year’s time had lost thirty pounds. She was now the same size she’d been in high school and looked years younger in the bargain. But, then, Miranda had been inspired by the reappearance of her high-school sweetheart, Tracy Raz, all-state halfback during his years at Crozet High. Herb, on the other hand, had lost his wife and hadn’t found anyone else, so he’d let himself go a bit.
“You’d think there’d be tracks from a heavy animal.”
“Now, Mary Minor, I hear that tone in your voice. Hold your horses.” He held up his hand to stop. “You let our esteemed sheriff and his deputy take care of this, and I bet when the autopsy report comes in this will all be explained. You are cool in a crisis, but under the circumstances you probably did miss things. I know I would, and you did the right thing running for the phone. You couldn’t have done him any good by staying there or by searching the area. Rick did that once he got there.”
“Now that I think about it, I should have recited the Last Rites. Maybe it would have eased him. In extremis, laymen can give the Last Rites, can’t we?”
Herb nodded yes. “You did all you could and you did the right thing. You usually do. Your downfall—well, downfall is too strong a word—your weak spot is curiosity. You’re like Cazenovia and Elocution, just as curious as a cat and you can’t stand not knowing something. Hepworth.” He named her maternal family line, all of whom were known for their curiosity and bright minds.
“I’m glad I called on you.” She smiled. “I guess I’m keeping you from borrowing that rod. It must be special.”
“Special. You should see the reel. Ned paid over a thousand dollars for it.” His forefinger flew to his lips. “Don’t tell Susan. I mean how much it cost.”
“She’ll find out when she pays the bills.”
“No, she won’t. He paid cash. He’s been squirreling away money. And you know she wants to paint the inside of the house. No point in rocking the boat. She’s taking his run for the state senate in good stride.”
“Been a tepid campaign.”
“It will be until September, then the Democratic primary will heat up. Ned’s campaigning hard on expanding the reservoir, environmental responsibility, and building the bypass, which would seem to be a contradiction but I’ve seen the plans he’s got about the bypass. It’s one of the alternative ones. I can’t remember the number.”
“This place has been fighting that bypass since I was in grade school.”
“Well, sugarpie, it’s got to happen. The question is: where?”
“Kind of like the new post office.”
“Yes.” He folded his hands together.
“I don’t think I’m going to like that, any of it. The bypass or the post office.”
“Tell you the truth, I don’t think I’m going to like it, either. I hated it when they built I-64. Sliced in half some of the most beautiful farms in Albemarle County, and in all the counties from Tidewater to St. Louis, Missouri. More traffic. More pollution. More accidents, especially up on Afton Mountain. They can build the road straight as an arrow but they can’t do squat about the fog. People ought to learn to live with nature instead of thinking they can control it. Damned fools.” He stared down at his shining shoe tips for a moment, then looked up. “Now it’s my turn to apologize for my language.”
“I say worse.”
“But you’re not a pastor.”
“The Very Reverend.” She laughed back at him.
“Don’t you forget it.” He laughed back.
“Poppy, we’d like some treats,” Elocution mewed.
“Either she’s agreeing with you or it’s a call for tuna.” Harry ran her fingers along the young cat’s cheek. “With my Pewter it’s always tuna.”
“Elo, just wait a minute. Now that you’re here, Harry, I’d like to ask you something in confidence.”
“Sure.”
“Do you think the relationship between Blair Bainbridge and Little Mim Sanburne is becoming serious?”
“Yes.”
Blair was Harry’s nearest neighbor. Little Mim was the daughter of Jim and Mim Sanburne. She was also the vice-mayor of Crozet. Her father was a Democrat. Little Mim was a Republican. Table talk at Sunday dinners was never dull at the Sanburne house.
“Big Mim is coming around to it. Mim can’t stand anything that isn’t her idea. Jim’s been working on her, wooing her, pitching to her ego. Why watch television when you can watch your friends?”
“That’s why people watch television. They don’t have friends.”
“Harry, that’s a big statement.”
“Well, I mean it. If you’re sitting around watching a simulation of life, you aren’t living. If you’ve got work, friends, things you love to do, and people you love to do them with, you don’t have time to watch TV. I watch the news and the Weather Channel, and half the time I don’t even do that.”
“You might have a point there.”
“I got you off the track. I’m sorry.”
“Well, here’s what I’m turning over in my mind. If a marriage should result from this courtship, I can’t imagine that Little Mim will move out to Blair’s farm, can you?”
“I hadn’t really thought about it.”
“It’s a lovely farm but not grand, and Little Mim, like her mother, has bee
n raised in the grand tradition. He’ll move over to Dalmally”—he named the Sanburne estate—“or Mim will buy them something close by, or, and here’s what I think really will happen, they’ll take over and restore Tally’s estate.”
“Tally will cane them to death.” Harry mentioned the cane Tally used for walking, an elegant ebony cane with a sleek silver hound’s head for the handle. She used it to good effect to get her way as well as to find her way.
He shook his head and held up his forefinger. “You watch: Mim will send her future son-in-law to inveigle Tally, and Tally may be in her nineties but she cannot refuse a handsome man. As it is, she adores Blair, and they’ll work out some deal where the newlyweds live in one of the cottages or even in the big house with Tally.”
“The house is in good shape.”
“And so’s the farm, but she’s let the outbuildings go and the back pastures. I foresee that Rose Hill will be restored to former glory and Little Mim will inherit her great-aunt’s estate.”
“But what about Dalmally? When Big Mim should be bumped Upstairs—not that I wish this to occur anytime soon—what happens?”
“First off, the Urquharts live a long time. Mim’s mother died young for an Urquhart, at eighty. Mim will break one hundred, and she’s not going to be moved from Dalmally any more than Tally would be moved from Rose Hill. And when that day does occur, Stafford will come home.” Stafford was Mim’s son, currently living in New York City. Mother and son did not get along very well.
“Never.”
“Oh, yes, he will.”
“His wife is the highest-paid black model in America.”
“She’ll be in her sixties then and she’ll come home with him, I’m telling you. And never forget, Virginia was the first state to elect an African-American governor, Doug Wilder. Stafford’s wife will fit right with the black folks who are making a positive difference. You mark my words.”
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