by John Scalzi
“It seems risky,” the Icheloe said.
“It was risky,” Wilson said. “But the alternative was worse.”
“You mean us breaking off our diplomatic relationship with you,” said the other Icheloe.
“Well, I was actually thinking of a dead dog,” Wilson said. “But yes, that, too.”
Ambassador Waverly appeared in the doorway, Abumwe and Praetor Gunztar behind her. Tuffy saw his mistress and barked happily. Wilson set the dog on the floor; Tuffy’s nails skittered adorably across the floor surface as he raced over to Waverly.
Everyone dissolved into a puddle of awwwww.
“This is just about the perfect ending, isn’t it?” Schmidt said to Wilson, quietly.
“Just about,” Wilson agreed.
“And I suppose we are to make a pact never to speak of this again,” Schmidt said.
“I think that’s the wisest course, yes,” Wilson said.
“I concur,” Schmidt said. “Furthermore, I suggest that we now commence to get drunk.”
“Agreed,” Wilson said. “I seem to recall you promising me a drink at the end of all this.”
“Do you want us to pour back in that pint of SmartBlood you gave to Tuffy before we do?” Schmidt said.
“You know, I think I’ll be fine without it,” Wilson said.
They watched as Waverly and Tuffy wandered off together, followed by some very concerned Icheloe, carrying Tuffy’s bag of blood.
Also by John Scalzi
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The Android’s Dream
The Last Colony
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Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded
Fuzzy Nation
Redshirts
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About the Author
JOHN SCALZI is the author of several SF novels including the bestselling Old Man’s War and its sequels, and the New York Times bestsellers Fuzzy Nation and Redshirts. He is a winner of science fiction’s John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer, and he won the Hugo Award for Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded, a collection of essays from his wildly popular blog Whatever (whatever.scalzi.com). He lives in Ohio with his wife and daughter.
This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.
HUMAN DIVISION #7: THE DOG KING
Copyright © 2013 by John Scalzi
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Cover art by John Harris
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The Human Division
John Scalzi’s stirring new novel in the universe of his bestselling Old Man’s War
New e-episodes will appear every Tuesday from January 15 to April 9, 2013, on all your favorite e-book sites. Don’t miss a single one:
January 15: The Human Division #1: The B-Team
January 22: The Human Division #2: Walk the Plank
January 29: The Human Division #3: We Only Need the Heads
February 5: The Human Division #4: A Voice in the Wilderness
February 12: The Human Division #5: Tales from the Clarke
February 19: The Human Division #6: The Back Channel
February 26: The Human Division #7: The Dog King
March 5: The Human Division #8: The Sound of Rebellion
March 12: The Human Division #9: The Observers
March 19: The Human Division #10: This Must Be the Place
March 26: The Human Division #11: A Problem of Proportion
April 2: The Human Division #12: The Gentle Art of Cracking Heads
April 9: The Human Division #13: Earth Below, Sky Above
