This time Cal had taken Min. Min who was good, solid wife material except for that stubborn streak which he could have worn down, she’d have come back eventually. But now—
He stiffened as Cal came back through the door and motioned him over.
“We’re going to dinner,” Cal said, holding out his hand. “Ten bucks.”
He sounded mad, which made David feel better as he took out his wallet and handed Cal the ten.
“Smart move not tipping me that she hates men,” Cal said.
Then he was gone, and David went back to the railing and said, “I think I just made a mistake.”
“You, too?” Cynthie said, her voice sad over her martini glass.
David glanced at the door. “So it wasn’t your idea to break up with Cal?”
“No.” Cynthie stared at the door. “I thought it was time to get married, so I said, ‘Now or never.’ ” She smiled tightly up at David. “And he said, ‘Sorry.’ ” She drew in a deep breath and David tried not to be distracted by the fact that she was braless under her red jersey dress.
“That’s lousy.” David leaned against the rail so he couldn’t look down her dress since that would be crass, something Cal Morrisey would do. “Cal must be a moron.”
“Thank you.” Cynthie turned back to watch the bar as Tony got up from the next table and walked down the stairs with Roger following. Her hair moved like TV hair, a dark silky fall that brushed her shoulders. “I’d love to know how Cal met that woman. I could have sworn he wasn’t dating anybody.”
David considered telling her that Cal had picked up Min because of the bet and then thought, No. The bet had not been his finest hour. In fact, for the life of him, he couldn’t think why he’d done it, it was as if some malignant force had whispered in his ear. No, it was Cal’s fault, that’s what it was, and it was a disaster because if Min ever found out he’d made that bet . . .
“Do you know her?” Cynthie said.
“She’s my ex-girlfriend.”
“Oh.” Cynthie put her drink down. “Well, I hope Cal’s sorry he picked her up. I hope he realizes what he’s lost once he gets her back to his place.”
“They’re not going back to his place,” David said. “She won’t.” Cynthie waited, and he added, “She doesn’t like sex.”
Cynthie smiled.
David shrugged. “At least, she wouldn’t try it in the two months we were together. So I ended it.”
Cynthie shook her head, still smiling. “You didn’t give the relationship enough time. What does she do for a living?”
David stiffened at the criticism. “She’s an actuary. And it strikes me that two months—”
“David,” Cynthie said, “if you wanted sex in the first five minutes, you should have dated a stripper. If she’s an actuary, she’s a cautious person, her career is figuring out how to minimize risk, and in your case, she was right.”
David began to dislike Cynthie. “How was she right?”
“You left her over sex.” Cynthie leaned forward, and David pretended not to watch her breasts under the jersey. “David, this is my specialty. If you loved her, you wouldn’t have given her an ultimatum over sex.”
“What is it you do?” David said, coldly.
“I’m a psychologist.” Cynthie picked up her drink, and David remembered some of the gossip he’d heard.
“You’re the dating guru,” he said, warming to her again. She was practically a celebrity. “You’ve been on TV.”
“I do guest spots,” Cynthie said. “My research on relationships has been very popular. And all of it tells me you do not give an ultimatum over sex.”
“You gave Cal one.”
“Not over sex,” Cynthie said. “I’d never deny him sex. And it wasn’t an ultimatum, it was strategy. We’d been together nine months, we were past infatuation and into attachment, and I knew that all he needed was a physiological cue to make him aware of his true feelings.”
“That makes no sense at all,” David said.
Cynthie smiled at him without warmth. “My studies have shown that the process of falling into mature love happens in four steps.” She held up one finger. “When you meet a woman, you subconsciously look for cues that she’s the kind of person you should be with. That’s assumption.” She held up a second finger. “If she passes the assumption test, you begin to get to know her to find out if she’s appropriate for you. If she is, you’re attracted.” She held up a third finger. “If, as you get to know her, the attraction is reinforced with joy or pain or both, you’ll fall into infatuation. And . . .” She held up her fourth finger. “If you manage to make a connection and attach to each other during infatuation, you’ll move into mature, unconditional love.”
“That seems a little clinical,” David said, faking interest. After all, she was almost a celebrity.
“That doesn’t mean it’s wrong,” Cynthie said. “Take assumption. Your subconscious mind scans women and picks out those that meet your assumptions about the kind of woman you’re attracted to.”
“I like to think I’m not close-minded,” David said.
“Which is why I’m surprised Cal picked up your Min.” Cynthie sipped her drink. “One of his assumptions is that his women will be beautiful.”
“I always thought Cal was shallow,” David said, and thought, He picked her up for the bet, the bastard.
“He’s not shallow at all,” Cynthie said. “Since they’ve passed assumption, they’ll now subconsciously gauge attraction. For example, if they fell into step when they left the bar, that could be a strong psychological hint that they’re compatible.” She frowned. “I wish we could watch them at dinner.”
“And see what?” David said, picking up his drink again. “Them eating in unison?”
“No,” Cynthie said. “If they mirror each other in action, both crossing their legs the same way, for example. If she accepts his touch with pleasure. If they exchange a copulatory gaze.”
David choked on his drink.
“It’s a look that’s held a few seconds too long,” Cynthie said. “It’s a clear sexual signal. All species do it.”
David nodded and reminded himself not to stare in the future.
“If their conversation picks up a rhythm with no long silences, that will be attraction. If they develop enough of a relationship to use nicknames.”
“Min hates nicknames,” David said, remembering a disastrous “honey bun” incident.
“If they have the same tastes in music or film. If they establish shared secrets or private jokes. If they value the same things. Is Min self-employed?”
“No,” David said. “She works for Alliance Insurance. Her father is a vice president there.”
Cynthie’s smile curved across her beautiful face. “Excellent. Cal likes to gamble, so he admires people who take risks. That’s why he refused to go into his father’s business and started his own company instead. He’s not going to be impressed by somebody who’s riding her father’s coattails. He’ll think she’s dull.”
“That’s good,” David said. The superficial bastard.
Cynthie nodded over her glass. “Even her attitude will make a difference. Someone who likes you and likes being with you is attractive.” She looked woebegone for a moment. “And of course your Min will be delighted to be with him.”
“No, she isn’t,” David said, feeling better. “She’s mad at all men right now because I broke things off with her. And she’s got a sharp tongue.”
Cynthie brightened. “So he’ll combine her bad temper with his analysis of her as someone who’s too conservative. This is sounding very good, David. Will she let him pay for dinner?”
David shook his head. “Min insists on going Dutch. She’s a very fair woman.”
“Every species has a dinner date as part of courting ritual,” Cynthie said. “A woman who won’t let you pay for dinner is rejecting your courtship. She may think she’s playing fair, or that she’s being a feminist, but at a very deep level, s
he knows that she’s crossing you off her list of possibilities.”
“She won’t let him pay,” David said, rethinking his stance on that. When Min came back, he was going to pay for dinner.
“So they’ll fight over the check. That’s wonderful.” She sat back, her face relaxed for the first time. “From what you’ve told me about her, Cal is already regretting asking her to leave with him.”
“That’s good,” David said, cheering up at the thought.
Cynthie’s smile wavered. “So did you want to go to dinner, or did you ask me out just to make Cal mad?”
Dinner. If he took Cynthie to dinner, Tony and Roger would tell Cal he and Cynthie had hooked up. That would serve Cal right. He could walk off with the hot brunette who’d dumped the legendary Calvin Morrisey. He’d win.
He put his drink down. “I asked because I wanted to have dinner with you.”
Cynthie smiled and he was dazzled. Cal was a fool for letting this woman go.
“And you can tell me more about Min,” Cynthie said.
“Of course,” David said.
All about Min. Nothing about the bet.
Min had waited outside while the beast went back in to retrieve whatever he’d forgotten—his morals, maybe—and the cool air of the June night cleared her head and her anger a little. The bar was on one of her favorite streets, full of funky little shops and restaurants and a great revival theater, and a gentle breeze blew through the skinny trees that struggled to grow in their iron cages along the street edge. For a moment, Min watched the trees and thought, I know just how you feel. Well, she didn’t know the skinny part. But the trapped? Yep.
Because she was stuck, no doubt about it. Stuck dateless in a stupid bridesmaid’s dress for her sister’s wedding to a dweeb with her mother sighing at her. Because the truth was, she wasn’t going to be able to play somebody like Cal Morrisey for three weeks. It had been a dumb, dumb idea, fueled by rum and rage. For a moment, she wished that she was back in her attic apartment, curled up on her grandmother’s old pumpkin-colored sofa, listening to Elvis’s Moody Blue album. Maybe she wasn’t the type to date, maybe she should just give in to her well-upholstered genes and become a kindly maiden aunt to Diana’s inevitable offspring. It wasn’t as if she wanted kids of her own. And what other purpose did men serve? Well, sex, but look how they acted about that. Honestly—
A cell phone rang behind her, and she started. When she turned, it was Calvin Morrisey, back again. He reached in his jacket and took out his phone, the kind that had more bells and whistles than any human being needed, and it confirmed her decision: There was no way in hell she was going to spend three weeks with a soulless yuppie just to get a date to Diana’s wedding. She’d go Dutch on dinner and then say good-bye forever; that was a plan.
She crossed her arms and waited for him to impress her with a business call, but he turned the phone off.
Min raised her eyebrows. “What if it’s important?”
“The only person I want to talk to is here,” he said, smiling that GQ smile at her.
“Oh, for crying out loud,” Min said. “Can you turn that off, too?”
“Excuse me?” he said, his smile fading.
“The constant line.” Min began to walk again. “You’ve got me for dinner. You can relax now.”
“I’m always relaxed.” He caught up to her in one stride. “Where are we going?”
Min stopped, and he walked a step past her before he caught himself.
“The new restaurant that everybody’s talking about is this way. Serafino’s. Somebody I used to know says the chef is making a statement with his cuisine.” She thought of David and looked at Cal. Two of a kind. “I assumed that’d be your style. Did you have someplace else in mind?”
“Yes.” He put one finger on her shoulder and gave her a gentle push to turn her around, and Min shrugged off his touch as she turned. “My restaurant’s that way,” he said. “Never go any place the chef is trying to talk with food. Unless you want Ser—”
“Nope.” Min turned around and began to walk again. “I want to check out your taste in restaurants. I’m assuming it’ll be like your taste in cell phones: very trendy.”
“I like gadgets,” he said, catching up again. “I don’t think it’s a comment on the real me.”
“I’ve always wanted to do a study on cell phones and personality,” Min lied as they passed the Gryphon theater. “All those fancy styles and different covers, and then some people refuse to carry them at all. You’d think—”
“Yours is black,” he said. “Very practical. Look out for the glass.” He reached to take her arm to steer her around a broken beer bottle, but she detoured on her own, rotating away from him.
He looked at her feet and stopped, probably faking concern, and she stopped, too. “What?”
“Nice shoes,” he said, and she looked down at her frosted-plastic open-toed heels tied with floppy black bows.
“Thank you,” she said, taken aback that he’d noticed.
“You’re welcome.” He put his hands in his pockets and started walking again, lengthening his stride.
“But you’re wrong.” Min took a larger step to catch up. “My cell phone is not black. It’s green and it’s covered in big white daisies.”
“No, it’s not.” He was walking ahead of her now, not even pretending to keep pace with her, and she broke into a trot until she was even with him. “It’s black or silver with a minimum of functions, which is a shame because you never know when you’re going to get stuck somewhere and need a good poker game.”
When she glanced up at him, he looked so good that she stopped again to make him break stride. The key was to keep him off balance, not gape at his face, especially when he was being so annoyingly right about her black cell phone. “I beg your pardon,” she said stiffly, folding her arms again. “I know what my cell phone looks like. It has daisies on it. And I know I’m wearing a suit, but that doesn’t mean I’m boring. I’m wearing scarlet underwear.”
“No, you aren’t.” His hands were still in his pockets, and he looked big and broad and cocky as all hell.
“Well, with that kind of attitude, you’ll never find out,” Min said and walked on until she realized he wasn’t following her. She turned back and saw him watching her. “Uh, dinner?”
He ambled toward her while she waited for him, and when he was beside her again, he leaned down and said, “I will bet you ten dollars that your cell phone does not have daisies on it.”
“I don’t gamble,” Min said, trying not to back up a step.
“Double or nothing you’re wearing a plain white bra.”
“If you think I’m that boring, what are you doing with me?”
“I saw the bra when you put the twenty in it. And you have conservative taste, so there’s no way you have a phone with daisies on it. The only exciting thing about you is your shoes.”
Ouch. Min scowled. “Hey—”
“And what I’m doing with you,” he said, clearly at the end of his patience, “is trying to take you to a great restaurant, which is just up ahead, so if we could call a truce until we’re there—”
Min started to walk again.
“No bet?” he said from behind her.
“No bet.” Min walked faster, but he caught up with her anyway, with no visible effort. Long legs, she thought and then kicked herself for thinking about any part of his body. Or the fact that he’d noticed how great her shoes were. Which was just the kind of thing his kind of guy would do. Think about the bet, she told herself. He’s a beast and a gambler.
The beast and gambler stopped in front of a dimly lit storefront window that was covered with red velvet café curtains. Above the curtains, EMILIO’S was written in gold script.
“This is the restaurant?” Min said, surprised he hadn’t picked something flashier.
“Yep.” He reached for the door.
“Wait.” Min squinted at the card on the door. “It closes at ten on weekdays. It mu
st be close to that now. Maybe we should—”
“I’m Emilio’s favorite customer,” he said, pulling the door open. “At least until he meets you.”
“Another line?” Min said, exasperated.
“No,” he said with great and visible patience. “Keep busting my chops all the way through dinner, and Emilio will give you a free dessert.”
“I thought you were his favorite customer,” Min said.
“I am,” he said. “Doesn’t mean he won’t appreciate the show. You coming in or not?”
“Yes,” Min said and walked past him into the restaurant.
It was a minute and a half by Liza’s watch before the bullethead tapped her on the shoulder. “Excuse me,” he said, “but I believe you were staring at me.”
Liza blinked at him. “That was disbelief. I couldn’t believe you were so slow.”
“Slow?” He looked insulted. “Nobody could have gotten through that crowd faster than me. I didn’t even have blockers.”
Liza shook her head. “You spotted me a good hour ago. What did you do, sit down and think about it?”
He rolled his eyes. “I heard redheads were hard to handle.” He leaned on the bar. “I’m Tony. And you owe me.”
Okay, here we go, Liza thought, and leaned on the bar, too, mirroring him. “I owe you?”
“Yes.” He grinned at her. “Because of chaos theory.”
Liza shook her head. “Chaos theory.”
He moved closer to her. “Chaos theory says that complex dynamical systems become unstable because of disturbances in their environments after which a strange attractor draws the trajectory of the stress.”
Liza looked at him, incredulous. “This is your line?”
“I am a complex dynamical system,” Tony said.
“Not that complex,” Liza said.
“And I was stable until you caused a disturbance in my environment.”
“Not that stable,” Liza said.
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