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by Glen Chilton


  Attaining the temple first involved a climb up a gigantic slippery rock. The day was passing, and getting warmer by the minute, but it wasn’t too much of a slog for four fit young people. Life didn’t seem like much of a slog for the monkeys that lined the trail. The big difference was that the monkeys had the sense to lie about in the shade. We showed our tickets to a uniformed guard and left our sandals with an attendant, only to find that the stone walkway was blessedly hot. Charu and Chaminda showed a degree of dignity, but Lisa and I hopped around like water sprites. It was only a minute or two before I could say that the soles of my feet were well and truly burned.

  The site’s history dates back more than two millennia, and a series of five caves contain carvings and other depictions of Buddha. We entered the cool and shady interior of the first cave. Inside was a gigantic reclining Buddha that we could see only after our eyes adapted to the dark. The next cave had Buddhas on all four sides. Charu said that the twenty-four statues represented the succession of twenty-four Buddhas to date. I discreetly counted the figures. There were only twenty-one, but I didn’t tell Charu.

  Each cave ceiling was painted with hundreds of images of Buddha. Chaminda explained that the subtle differences in the hands of the statues and paintings had significance. These were subtleties that he had learned in school but had since forgotten. Following the lead of our hosts, Lisa and I laid freshly washed lotus flowers, stems removed, on a desk in front of a particularly friendly rendition.

  Back at the hotel, the remainder of the day was filled with eating, drinking, swimming, and bug-watching. I was the insect king. I found a red-and-black centipede and gave him a wide berth; centipedes bite. I found an orange-and-black millipede with orange legs and was able to pick him up and show him around, knowing him to be a detritivore. I was pleased to stumble across stick insects—not the common-old everyday sort related to bugs, but those more closely related to grasshoppers. It was a classic example of convergent evolution. Finding a red-and-black butterfly bashing himself against a window, I gathered him up and walked him over to a ledge. When I opened my hands to set him free, he fell like a stone four storeys to the ground below. I suppose it must be some sort of anti-predator adaptation.

  With the daylight fading, Lisa and I sat on a terrace, drinking gin and tonics, listening to a gentleman playing a recorder on a nearby rock. A small bird flew in, and Chaminda identified him as a Konda Kurulla. A little bigger than a sparrow, with a black head with a crest, a grey body, and a white rump patch, the name translates loosely as a bird with hair. Bats and swifts took to the air for their first bugs of the night, and all was right with the world.

  VIRTUALLY NO PLACE ON EARTH has avoided the ravages of introduced plant and animal species. Even Sri Lanka, possibly the original Garden of Eden, has been invaded again and again. The Global Invasive Species Database lists 120 species for Sri Lanka, most of them plants. Tea didn’t make the list. We rarely think of our crops and livestock as introduced species, even if a large part of our diet is derived from plants and animals brought in from far and wide. In Sri Lanka, I had seen all the tea plants that a rational man could ever want, but I couldn’t remember drinking a single cup of it. I could, however, remember a lot of gin and tonic. And monkeys.

  CHAPTER SIX

  Paradise Made to Order

  REASON NUMBER SIX FOR INTRODUCING A FOREIGN SPECIES: BECAUSE MY OUTHOUSE IS UGLY.

  SOMETIMES EVENTS IN LIFE can go spiralling outward from the most trivial of incidents. I had picked up a copy of Islands magazine because it had a pretty picture on the cover. The issue had a special feature on Hawaii, which probably happens about four times a year in Islands magazine. In its treatment of the island of Kauai, the issue described an upcoming festival in Koke’e State Park dedicated to an introduced plant species. The Banana Poka Round-up was to feature a parade, live Hawaiian music, face-painting, and lessons on lei making. Best of all, I could register for a workshop to learn to make baskets from vines of the introduced banana poka plant. How could I possibly miss all of that?

  Regrettably, I missed all of that. The Banana Poka Round-up coincided with a trip I had scheduled to southern Spain to look at endangered ducks. Fortunately, Michelle Hookano at the Koke’e Natural History Museum promised me that if I could make a trip to Kauai in February she would be pleased to show me around and introduce me to banana poka plants. And so, on the basis of a two-page magazine piece, Lisa and I tore ourselves away from the depths of a Canadian winter and headed for Paradise in a slightly modified form.

  I was, admittedly, among the last people on Earth with sufficient money to visit Hawaii who had never actually done so. Almost everyone I knew had been there, and that is exactly the reason why I had never gone. It is also the very reason why Hawaii is knee-deep in introduced species. Everyone wants to go to Paradise, but they want to make it more like home by bringing along reminders of what they left behind. Hawaii is in perpetual competition with Australia for bragging rights about whose landscape has been more thoroughly chewed up by introduced species. Australia has rabbits, cane toads, camels, rabbits, fire ants, foxes, rabbits, pigeons, and more rabbits, but virtually everything in Hawaii has been brought from somewhere else.

  Shortly after stepping off the plane at Honolulu airport, I was bitten by our first introduced species in Hawaii—a mosquito. There are no mosquitoes—or indeed any other biting insects—native to Hawaii, and the one that got me was likely Culex pipiens fatigans. It was introduced when the ship Wellington put in at Maui for water in 1826. Before filling their barrels with fresh drinking water, the sailors tipped out their reserves of stale water, contaminated by the larvae of the mosquito picked up in Mexico. Before the mid-1800s there was no word in the Hawaiian language for “mosquito.” It has one now, makika, which diminishes Paradise just that little bit.

  While waiting for our flight to Kauai, Lisa and I walked to a nearby waterside park, where we spotted a range of lovely birds, including Zebra Doves (introduced to Hawaii in 1922), Spotted Doves (mid-1800s), Red-crested Cardinals (1930s), House Sparrows (1871), House Finches (1860s), Common Mynas (1865), and some lovely little creatures with yellow heads and breasts, splashes of red on their faces, and olive backs, called Saffron Finches (1960s). We also spied several Java Sparrows, which were first introduced about 1865 but didn’t become established until their introduction again in the 1960s. They are now trapped intensively for sale as pets overseas. So far, Paradise had revealed nine introduced bird species, and nil native species. Because of introductions, the birdlife of Hawaii is considerably more varied now than before human contact, despite the extinction of more than half of the native species, including the Hawaii Mamo, the ‘Ula-’ai-h?wane, and the Kona Grosbeak. Several other native Hawaiian birds are feared extinct, including the Kakawahie, the Maui ‘Alauahio, and ‘?’?.

  THE ISLANDS OF HAWAII have a combined human population of just over 1.2 million. Kauai, the “Garden Island,” tucked up in the upper left-hand corner of the chain, has a population of 58,303 but an average daily visitor population of 16,160, which surely also makes it the “Covered-by-Tourists Island.” On any given day, every fifth person on the street is a visitor. Residents of Kauai make up just 4.8 percent of the state’s population but are responsible for only 2.2 percent of the state’s violent crimes. Even so, everyone was keen to point out that the criminals on Kauai target tourists. A guidebook, our hosts at our rental accommodation, our car rental agreement, and even a sticker in the Jeep warned us not to leave valuables in the car, or they would, absolutely, most certainly not be there when we got back.

  Hawaii is the perfect place for people who love little factoids. The state bird is the Nene, its tree the candlenut, its flower the yellow hibiscus, and the state fish is the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a, a coral-reef dweller also known as the Hawaiian triggerfish. All of these are native to the islands. The state motto is Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ‘?ina i ka Pono, which apparently translates as “The life of the land is perpetuated in righteousne
ss.” The state song is “Hawaii Pono’i,” and the state’s four nicknames are Aloha State, Pineapple State, Rainbow State, and State of Utter Confusion.

  When we drove from our rented accommodation in Lawai to a grocery store in Kóloa for provisions, we discovered a local protest against the removal of large old monkeypod trees to make room for additional retail development. Monkeypod trees are certainly stately, but they are not native to Hawaii, having been introduced from Mexico in 1847. Surrounding fields supported abundant Cattle Egrets, introduced in the mid-twentieth century to reduce pest insects around cattle, which were, themselves, introduced. In the grocery store parking lot, we spied Moa or Red Junglefowl. With red comb and wattles, feathers of flame along the neck, and jet-black breast, flank, and tail, the cocks seem to fear nothing. Except hens. Moas were the first birds to be introduced to Hawaii by settling Polynesians and do particularly well on Kauai because, unlike other islands in the state, this one has no introduced mongooses to eat their eggs. Kauai had similarly missed a major outbreak of coquis—small, very noisy frogs introduced from Puerto Rico that swarm over other islands in the chain.

  Back on our lanai, we heard smoochy-smoochy noises, which promised to be the occupants of the adjoining suite, but proved to be house geckos, also introduced, this time from Southeast Asia. Indeed, none of Hawaii’s terrestrial reptiles or amphibians are thought to be native. Even so, the state now has five species of amphibians and twenty species of land reptile. It was kind of romantic to sit back and watch Lisa point out one smoochy gecko after another.

  MONDAY WAS PRESIDENT’S DAY, so we could not get our official introduction to banana poka plants in K?ke’e State Park until the following morning, giving us the opportunity to explore the south coast of Kauai. Of all the wonderful opportunities described in the guidebooks to the island, the neatest seemed to be the Barking Sands Beach in Polihale State Park, where footfalls on golden sand were said to sound like the barking of dogs. The description of the roads to Barking Sands as “miserable” didn’t deter us. We checked and rechecked that our Jeep’s rental agreement did not explicitly forbid our travel on the rough access road and set off along Highway 50 on a beautiful sunny morning.

  We were instructed to follow the road until it ran out. When it did, we found a sign telling us in no uncertain terms that the park was closed. Permanently. To emphasize the point, the sign was punctuated by a large bullet hole. As we considered our next move, a posh black Nissan with four occupants came beetling along the prohibited road and pulled onto the highway. “What do you think they were doing down that road?” I asked Lisa. “Two young men and two young women? I think that’s what they were doing down that road.”

  On our drive back along Highway 50, we spotted two Pueo, a subspecies of Short-eared Owl, which represented our first native birds. Although the owl is native to Hawaii, it is thought that it has done much better since the arrival of the Polynesians, who altered the landscape toward open grassland, making foraging by the owl much more effective. The highway was lined with coffee (introduced) plantations perforating mile after mile of sugar cane (introduced) plantations. Of all agricultural crops, tall, scrubby sugar cane must be among the ten least pretty. Even so, it was prettier than the military airfields and missile firing facilities that also lined the road.

  Monarch butterflies were, by far, the most common butterfly we spotted on Kauai. They weren’t found in Hawaii until the middle of the nineteenth century, but whether they were introduced intentionally or by accident or managed to disperse there themselves isn’t clear. Their establishment followed the introduction of milkweed plants, the favourite food of monarch caterpillars.

  At an impressively long stretch of sand at Kekaha Beach Park, we drenched ourselves in sunblock in an attempt to return to winter as pale as when we left. The sand was a beautiful gold colour and completely unlittered by kelp or shells, suggesting to me that the waters around Kauai cannot be very productive. The beach was also almost completely unlittered by other people, surprising for a holiday Monday in February. The few that did join us were trying to boogie-board in the entirely underwhelming surf, or hanging out near their large-wheeled beach trucks. We spotted ‘A (a.k.a. Brown Boobies), Ae’o (Hawaiian Stilts), and K?lea (Pacific Golden Plovers). All were native.

  In the evening, we drove to the moaning Spouting Horn blowhole. The area is built up with swank hotels and posh homes. Almost every tourist we came across was making a game of telling every other tourist that they would have had a much better experience if they had arrived just ten minutes, ten days, or ten years earlier. A Minnesotan told anyone who would listen that the blowhole had been blowing much higher just ten minutes earlier. A lady from Texas claimed that the humpback whales had been far more numerous when she visited the previous year. We had a pretty good time of it despite being chronologically challenged. A cow humpback whale was demonstrating to her calf the best ways of showing off to a crowd, arcing out of the water, lying on her back, and slapping the water with her fins, and generally doing the hokey-pokey.

  THE K?KE’E NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM isn’t an easy spot to get to, high on a narrow and tortured road along the Waimae Canyon. As we were on our way shortly after sunrise and most vacationers seem to enjoy a little lie-in, we had the road to ourselves. The route was punctuated with opportunities to pull off and see the canyon in all its glory. Mark Twain apparently described it as the “Grand Canyon of the Pacific.” It must be true, because the quote appears on more than 40,000 websites. Strangely, I cannot find a shred of evidence that Twain ever did describe the canyon that way. I’m not even sure that he ever visited the original Grand Canyon. I suppose the canyon is so jagged because it has never been blunted by glaciers. It is a valley of the gnarled digits of a very elderly woman crippled by arthritis. While I kept the Jeep from plunging into the canyon, Lisa spotted a Chuckar and two Erckel Francolins, introduced to Hawaii in 1923 and 1957, respectively.

  We were met at the museum by Michelle Hookano. She seemed in particularly good spirits for someone who had just come from a staff meeting. Her raven hair spoke of Polynesian genes, but her blue eyes were so light it made me wonder if she saw the world differently than I did. She is involved in outdoor programs for youth and seemed to be the sort of person who would rather have children playing in the forest than playing video games.

  The banana poka, the focus of our visit to Paradise, is one of roughly 600 plant species in the passion flower family. Passion flowers were given their genus name, Passiflora, because Spanish explorers of the New World felt that their flowers had signs of the Passion of Christ. The banana poka is native to the cool, moist forests of the Andes in Venezuela, Peru, and Bolivia. At least twenty-five other Passiflora species are found in Hawaii. Most of these are under cultivation, but a dozen manage to persist without the help of humans.

  The banana poka is a liana, a vine that makes its living by clambering over other plants; the “poka” part of its Hawaiian name refers to this inclination to climb. In South America, the species is comparatively rare, with insects and other pests consuming its flowers and fruits. In the absence of the predators, parasites, and disease that keep the banana poka populations in check at home, densities in Hawaii greatly exceed those in South America. In Hawaii, the banana poka is capable of growing so densely that it sometimes creates a curtain of vegetation, running roughshod over forests, pastures, and farmland. It can be so thick as to inhibit the germination and growth of native seedlings. By covering the host tree, banana poka plants decrease their host’s ability to photosynthesize, and compete with the tree for nutrients in the soil. In a storm, the banana poka can break its host’s branches or even topple the supporting tree. A perennial, individual banana pokas may persist for as long as twenty years.

  The plant has a sneaky trick that makes it all the more noxious. Unlike many other plant species, an individual can fertilize itself, and so a single individual can found a population even in the absence of friends. The banana poka blooms through
out the year, its pink flowers hanging like medallions from the vine; it was introduced to Hawaii for its ornamental value. An oft-repeated story claims that the original introduction was made by someone trying to cover an unsightly outhouse, although the story may be apocryphal.

  The plant was first introduced to the Pu’uwa’awa’a region of Hawaii in 1921. Another introduction came in 1928 in Honua’ula. Infestations spread so rapidly that they eventually coalesced into one continuous population.

  The infestation of Kauai began in 1923. The plant now covers something like 520 square kilometres of Hawaii and Kauai, an area greater than the combined surfaces of the countries of Barbados and San Marino. Hawaii’s Department of Agriculture considers it to be a “Noxious Weed for Eradication or Control Purposes”; given all of the capital letters, it seems they take the plant rather seriously. Besides Hawaii, the banana poka has also been introduced to Mexico, South Africa, India, Sri Lanka, and New Zealand, although it is only in Hawaii that it has become a serious pest.

  Given its name, it is not surprising that banana pokas produce edible, elongate yellow fruit. Each fruit contains as many as 200 seeds. The seeds have hard coats, allowing them to pass unharmed through the digestive system of the creature that eats them. Seeds are then deposited in a fertile situation. Feral pigs are the single most important dispersing agent, and the highest pig densities often correspond to the highest banana poka densities.

  So what is to be done about the banana poka in Hawaii? Getting rid of the pigs would be a good start. Herbicides are often ineffective and can kill native plants in the community. Control is sometimes possible by chopping them down, which is notoriously labour-intensive for a plant that grows so quickly. Introducing pests from their South America home comes with the risk of damage to other desirable plant species, including the lillikoi, the purple passion fruit whose harvest constitutes a minor industry in Hawaii. To date, the greatest success with agents of biological control has been with a fungus, Septoria passiflora, which seems to work best in wetter areas.

 

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