by Doc King
I go to see Angela. She’s staring at her laptop. Her glasses are more of an accessory, since they are in the middle of the nose. She’s not looking through them.
- Hey, Mark. – she’s happy to see me. – You’re here. How did it go?
- It went great. It’s really got potential. They’re serious about their work. They’re not messing around. And, most importantly, apart from the loan, they’ve got no other debts.
- I know, great. I’ve already asked Nina and Eric to check their books. Not that we care, but at a certain point, our client’s insolvency, or, God forbid, criminal actions, can affect us as well.
- Of course. But I don’t think Greg’s that kind of a guy. Anyway, Angela, where’s Laura? I can’t find her anywhere.
- I let her go. She finished all she had to do, so she asked me if she could leave early. I guess she’s having lunch with someone.
- With whom? – I can barely speak.
- How should I know? A man, I guess – Angela gives a loud laugh. – I doubt that such an attractive, beautiful, and, above all, great girl, doesn’t have dozens of men standing in line to date her.
I feel as if an icy hand grabbed my heart.
- Are you ok, Mark? You’re awfully pale. Have you had anything to eat?
- No, I haven’t. I’m fine.
- No, no, you’re not. You look like a ghost. All I need is for you to collapse because you’ve worked too hard. I insist you go home. You’ve done enough for today.
I go back to my office. Take my phone. I’ve got Laura’s number. I took it just in case I might need it. But I’ve never actually dialed it. I’m looking at the screen. There’s a green and a red handset next to her name. I want to press the call button, but instead, I press the letter icon.
Hey, Laura, I start typing. Goddamn, Mark, what are you doing? Are you that desperate? I put down the phone and rest my head on my hands. No. Some doors are best left unopened.
***
At Wechler’s, both beer and sausage taste like nothing. I eat my lunch, but I don’t enjoy it at all. I decide I should go home only after it gets dark, so I could avoid the neighborly pleasantries; I’m not in the mood for that today. So I stay at the cinema and decide to watch two crappy horror movies at the price of one. The cinema is crawling with loud and annoying teenagers. I can barely stand the horrible acting and the shitty effects in the first one, so during the break, I somehow manage to sneak out through the crowd and the popcorn blizzard. It’s already dark when I arrive home. My street is well-lighted and empty. Everyone’s already inside. Having dinner or watching TV.
I decide to go to bed early tonight. But first, I have to make up for the exercises I’ve missed. One by one.
I start with stretching; that is, first I soak my towel in warm water. I keep it wrapped around my penis for five minutes until tissue softens and loosens.
After that, I stretch my penis as much as possible, clockwise – up, left, down, right.
Every stretching lasts for about fifteen seconds, so every rep lasts for a minute. I do 10 of these reps.
After the tissue has been stretched, I do helicopter twirls. I use my thumb and my forefinger to form a ring around the base of my penis, and then I quickly twist the penis like a helicopter propeller. The goal is to increase blood circulation in the tissue, so it could be ready for the next exercise. Instead of this, I sometimes do penis slaps, where I slap my penis five times against one thigh, and then five times against the other. The result is the same.
After that, the king of the exercises, jelqing. I’ve explained you the basics. I put a lot of lube and then “milk” the penis with an OK sign, moving my hand upwards from the base. As one hand slides across the glans, I put the other one on the base and move it up slowly. For optimal results, each motion needs to last between two and three seconds. I do 300 reps, 150 with one and 150 with the other hand.
After jelqing, I wipe off the lube and do another round of stretching. I put the right-hand OK sign around the penis, just below the glans, and stretch it across my left wrist. I stretch it for 15 seconds, while I provide resistance upwards with my left hand. I do 10 reps.
After that, I do penis slaps, 5 times against one, 5 times against the other thigh, so I could regain circulation in the tissue.
I continue with dry jelqing, the key exercise for girth. It’s basically the same as normal jelqing, only without the lube, and that’s why you do fewer reps, so you avoid skin irritation. I usually do 100 reps, 50 with each hand, but tonight I’m in the mood for adding 25 per hand.
Finally, I do edging. I masturbate slowly, making sure I don’t go too far like before. I think about Kiara. Not nice of me, I know, but it’s hard to resist. I remember her curves and her full lips. Greg is a lucky guy, but now she’s undressing for me. She takes off her clothes, one piece at a time, giving me a seductive look. I stop when I feel I’m about to cum. I start imagining Laura, but my stomach cramps and I’m no longer in the mood. Back to Kiara. She’s on her knees, giving me a blowjob. She slides her juicy lips slowly across my penis, rolling her tongue across the bottom side. Ok, stop. I take a deep and then exhale, do it a few more times, and then continue. I bend Kiara over the desk, I’m entering her from behind, slowly, and then faster and faster. Her moans are getting louder and louder. I stop on time. Huh! I did the edging right this time.
I take a shower and go to bed, but it takes me forever to fall asleep, because I’m thinking about Laura.
I spend the whole weekend in the house. I watch movies on NetFlix, eat reheated food and stretch my penis. I pick up the phone a thousand times, planning to call Laura. What’s wrong with you, man? You’ve never called her. What’s she going to think if you start now? I put down the phone a thousand times, and feel even worse. The only calls I get are from mom (1) and Alice (24 missed). Fuck, that chick is crazy.
The weekend mostly goes by in a quick and shitty manner.
On Monday, I find Laura at her desk. She looks at me and gives me the smile I know so well.
- Good morning, boss. You look awful. Another rough night, huh? – she winks at me, good old Laura.
- Uh, I just slept badly. – I try to smile casually, but I can’t.
- Who’s been torturing you, whose ass should I kick?
If she only knew.
- Anyway, I came looking for you on Friday, after my meeting with Greg. I thought we could have lunch together.
- Yeah. I went out early. I had something planned.
- With whom? – Mark, you idiot.
- Why do you want to know? Are you jealous, huh? – she smiles naughtily.
- You wish. – I reply, trying to muster a smile, and walk into my office.
I lean against the door. My heart is pounding.
Later, I decide to try my luck again. I’m wearing my self-confidence mask.
- What do you say we go out today and make up for what we’ve missed?
- Mark. I can’t. I’m getting waxed today. Thorough hair removal. – she winks. – And later I have dinner plans. Oh, my whole week is planned.
Shit. Waxing. She’s seeing someone. Later, dinner, and after dinner, sex. Why else would she get waxed? I get a lump in my throat.
- Ok. Some other time, then.
- Definitely. – she chirps and goes back to work.
I feel like an idiot.
The whole week, I say nothing about going out. Things go back to the way they were before. We joke and flirt as usual. Everything is as usual. Except for the fact that that I’ve got a massive void inside me, which I try to fill with alcohol and casual sex. I just need someone to get me back on top. Flatter and indulge me. And I achieve that rather easily. I just need to drop my pants.
Another week goes by and my casual business relationship with Laura remains the same. Sex with other women brings me peace and conviction that not opening the room where my relationship with Laura is waiting for me was the right move after all. She’s positively glowing and getting more beautiful every
day, but I’m no longer wondering if it’s because she’s sleeping with someone or not.
Alice finally stops calling me. Business is booming. Greg and I have become really close. We see each other every day, meet for lunch or dinner, and he often brings Kiara along. And Kiara’s been wandering into my thoughts more and more often and ruins my edging sessions.
I spend one entire evening hitting on African-American girls, looking for Kiara to fuck that night. Luckily, I realize how stupid that is, because the amount of energy I’ve put into that is threatening to come back like a boomerang and ruin my relationship with Greg. So I focus on work and our Streak project, whose bright future seems brighter and brighter with every workday.
One day, I overhear that we’re getting a new team member. A bit later, Angela invites me to her office to tell me that.
- You’re getting a new colleague tomorrow. A truly great addition to the team. An amazing acquisition for ThinkBean.
- Great. I’m glad. What will this new colleague be working on?
- The board hasn’t decided yet. I’ve sent them all project analyses, so they can make the decision.
- Wait, you’ve sent them my project as well?
- I’m sorry. They insisted that I send them all projects we’re currently working on. Including Kolba.
- But, you can’t do that to me. You know how I work. Streak was my idea, everything done so far is the result of my efforts and hard work. I can’t let them just assign me someone.
- Mark...
- Or even worse, take my project.
- Mark, take it easy. I’m sure they’ll go with some other project. We’ve got a lot of them that aren’t doing so well and need help. Streak is doing just fine. The board is familiar with your work.
- Shit... I’m sorry.
I’ve been on needles and pins all day. I can’t even imagine they’d do that to me. You work your ass off, prepare and do everything, pave the way, and they hire someone else to walk that way and take credit for what your efforts. It’s happened to me before, three years ago. That’s why I’m bristling with anger like this.
At home, I try to relax by watching a comedy, but it doesn’t work. I try doing penis exercises. I can’t focus at all. I know that discipline is crucial and that I shouldn’t skip a single day, but today, it just doesn’t work. So I go to bed and spend the entire night tossing and turning in half-sleep.
The next day, I stay in my office until Angela invites me over to meet my new colleague. As I walk slowly down the hall, I hear two interns whispering about how cute he is. Outside Angela’s office, my stomach gets tied into knots. I have a bad feeling about this. My sixth sense hasn’t overpowered the other five like this for quite a while. Since college, I think. I stop at the door. I see Angela through the glass, talking to a blond man with his back to me. His figure seems somehow familiar. Angela sees me and makes a hand gesture, inviting me to come in. The man she’s talking to is still not turning around.
- Mark, you’re here. Let me introduce you to your new colleague…
The man stands up and slowly turns around. The face of a reptile with fake tan looks at me with familiar light blue eyes. Thin lips distort into a half-smile. He offers me his hand.
Blood rushes into my head and I go deaf. My heart starts pounding so hard, I think I’m having a heart attack.
- Hey, Mark. Aren’t you going to say hi to your old friend?
Of all the people in this city, in this country, on the goddamn planet, how come he had to be the one to get the job? The man who tortured me throughout college.
Bryan fucking Aldridge!
*** The end of the first episode. To be continued… ***
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Penis enlargement exercises included in this book
- Stretching (Including Helicopter Twirls)
- Penis Slapping
- Jelqing (Wet & Dry)
- Edging
Important!
Warm ups are very important. Never start workouts without being properly warmed up. Warm up promotes blood flow, enlarges and softens penis tissue and prevents injuries.
For the first weeks you will need at least 5 minutes for proper warm up.
During later stages, warm ups may take less time eventually, but we suggest that you should always spend 5 minutes for warming up.
There are two best ways to warm up:
1.Warm towel/washcloth
Take a washcloth or towel and soak it in warm water. Water shouldn’t be either too hot because of possible burns, or too cold because warm up won’t be effective.
Get rid of water excess by wringing the towel and wrap it around your penis leaving it there for a minute or so. When towel starts cooling down, soak it again, and repeat the process.
2. Rice sock
Take clean cotton sock, fill it with uncooked rice. Don’t pack it tightly; leave some room for rice to move around. Tie the open end of the sock with ribbon or string, or simply use the longer sock and tie it around itself. Put the filled sock in a microwave for approximately 1 minute. Apply it to the penis for 5 minutes.
Instead of rice you may use flax seeds for longer heating effect.
1. Stretching (Including Helicopter Twirls)
1. Your penis must be flaccid.
2. Sit down or stand up (you can do this exercise both ways)
3. Form an "OK" sign with your hand by touching your forefinger and thumb together.
4. Place your "OK" sign hand on your penis shaft just below your glans (penis head)
5. Stretch your penis outward, and then return to the starting position. Repeat this 10 times in a rhythmic motion. Or you can stretch and hold for 10 seconds.
*Note: Both ways work, it’s up to your preference. You may test both pulling and holding and decide which way works better for you.
*Tip: While stretching, you should feel the stretch, not the pain. If you feel the pain, don’t pull so hard.
6. After the outward stretch do a Helicopter twirls. Hold the base of your penis with forefinger and your thumb or with an OK sign. Now twirl your penis 5 times clockwise and then 5 times opposite, as a helicopter blade.
*Note: Do these twirls between each stretch
7. Stretch your penis to the left, and then return to the starting position. Repeat this 10 times in a rhythmic motion. Or you can stretch and hold for 10 seconds.
8. Repeat helicopter twirls, 5 times clockwise and then 5 times opposite.
9. Stretch your penis to the right, and then return to the starting position. Repeat this 10 times in a rhythmic motion. Or you can stretch and hold for 10 seconds.
10. Repeat helicopter twirls, 5 times clockwise and then 5 times opposite.
11. Stretch your penis upward to your bellybutton, and then return to the starting position. Repeat this 10 times in a rhythmic motion. Or you can stretch and hold for 10 seconds.
12. Repeat helicopter twirls, 5 times clockwise and then 5 times opposite.
2. Penis Slapping
Slap your penis against each tigh 30 times (60 times in total), to restore the normal blood flow.
3. Wet Jelqing
One of the most important techniques for penis enlargement is jelqing.
It’s an ancient technique originating from Arabia. Word jelqing means “milking” in Arabic, because the strokes and squeezing motions used in this exercise remind on milking.
Many variations of this exercise will repeat through this program, but for the starting weeks we’ll stick to the main jelqing exercise, called wet jelqing.
Why wet? Because your penis needs to be well lubricated for this exercise. You can use high quality lubricant, vaseline, baby oil, coconut oil, hand lotions, etc. depending on your own preference and what makes your jelqing sessions better.
*Note: DO NOT use soaps or shampoos as lubricants, because they may cause irritation (redness and itching) to the skin and urethra.
1. Your penis must be partially erected, about 50% to 60% erect, no more than this.
*Note: DO NOT perform jelqing with a full erection, because you may risk injuries. Also, jelqing at lower erection levels doesn’t have effect.
2. Apply a good amount of lubrication all over your penis.
*Tip: You need to be well lubricated throughout the exercise, so if lube starts to dry, stop the exercise and apply some more.
3. Form an "OK" sign with your right hand by touching your forefinger and thumb together.
4. Grip the base of your penis. The palm of your hand should be facing away from your body (your thumb should be below).
5. Pull the grip toward the penis head gently but firmly.
6. When you reach the part of the shaft just below the penis head, make an "OK" sign with your left hand and grip the base of your penis. Hold the grip with your right hand below the head.
7. Pull the left hand toward the penis head gently but firmly. In the same time release the grip made below the head with your right hand and grip the base of your penis with right hand again.
