by Amy Spalding
Praise for
The Summer of Jordi Perez (and the Best Burger in Los Angeles)
“This book is the queer, fat girl rom-com of my dreams! Plus-size fashion, a fat girl falling in love, nuanced friendships, and cheeseburgers! Did I mention cheeseburgers?”
—Julie Murphy, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Dumplin’
“The Summer of Jordi Perez is a confectionary delight. From lovely romantic date nights to secret makeout sessions to utterly relatable friend drama, this is the happy queer-girl romance I’ve been longing for since I knew enough to long for happy queer-girl romance.”
—Robin Talley, New York Times bestselling author of Lies We Tell Ourselves
“You’ll want to go shopping with Abby. You’ll obsessively need to sample every cheeseburger in town. You might even plan a foodie-fashion-fun times vacation in L.A. But most importantly, you’ll fall in love with The Summer of Jordi Perez. Just like I did.”
—Gretchen McNeil, author of Ten and I’m Not Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Also by Amy Spalding
Kissing Ted Callahan (and Other Guys)
Love and Music (and Missing Ted Callahan)
The New Guy (and Other Senior Year Distractions)
Ink is Thicker Than Water
The Reece Malcolm List
Copyright © 2018 by Amy Spalding
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In memory of my father, Mark Spalding
Dear Ms. Goldman,
Thank you so much for the opportunity to apply for the internship position at your store. I’ve been obsessed with Lemonberry since the first time I shopped there! I love buying locally, which luckily in Atwater Village is easy because there are so many great neighborhood spots.
But while I love coffee from Kaldi and pastries from Bon Vivant, Lemonberry is my favorite. You might assume I’m only saying this because I want the internship, but I said this constantly before I even knew about the internship program. I’m so used to walking into adorable clothing boutiques only to find out that nothing fits me since my size falls above the range of “average,” apparently.
At Lemonberry, though, that’s never the case. I love having just as many amazing and unique looks to choose from as anyone else. Right now, I’m on a budget, so many of the pieces in my wardrobe were bought at chain stores at the Galleria and Americana. But I dream about Lemonberry dresses, and my parents actually got me one for my last birthday.
I don’t just dream of great dresses, though; I plan to work in fashion. I’m not yet sure where that will lead; sometimes I want to be a stylist, sometimes an editorial director who revitalizes an old-school magazine, and sometimes a buyer for anything from a teeny boutique to a giant department store. Last week Tess Holliday was my hero, and this week it’s Jenna Lyons. What doesn’t change is how much I love fashion and style.
I run a blog called +style, which focuses on plus size fashion but also covers more general fashion news and plenty of subjects (like bags and jewelry) that appeal to people of any size. In the year and a half since I launched, I’ve gained thousands of followers and even more on Instagram. +style has been featured in a variety of online fashion coverage, including being named one of The Cut’s 10 Plus Size Fashion Sites to Read.
My application is attached. Again, I’m very grateful for this opportunity, and would love to learn and be inspired by you and your store and designs.
Sincerely,
Abby Ives
CHAPTER 1
In modern love stories, our heroines all seem to have something in common. No, not an adorably decorated apartment in the big city, a conveniently timed meet cute with the person of their dreams, or the kind of problem that arises two-thirds of the way through their personal narrative and somehow fixes itself in that last third.
Okay, they definitely have most of those things in common. But the thread binding them all together? It’s the sassy best friend. The sassy best friend gets to have witty one-liners, a killer wardrobe, and usually a pretty great job. But it is the best friend’s goal to help our heroine fall in love; it is not the best friend’s job to fall in love herself.
Therefore, I’ve just realized that I’m probably doomed at love. Because I’m pretty sure I’m not the heroine. I don’t even think I’m in my own story.
Last winter, my best friend fell in love. We live in Los Angeles, so it wasn’t over steaming mugs of hot cocoa or whimsically collided skis. Maliah met Trevor in the epic pre-Christmas line at the Apple store at the Grove, which seems to me about as L.A. of a love story as you can get.
Anyway, I did all the best friend things. I looked over his Facebook profile, helped analyze his texts, and—of course—picked out her first date outfit, down to her blue lacy bra and underwear. (He didn’t see anything underneath her clothes for two months, according to Maliah, but cute underwear provides loads of confidence and should never be underestimated regardless of the situation.)
I know that I’m obsessing over Maliah’s love life right now because I found out last night that Lyndsey Malone has a boyfriend. Okay, sure, I never had official confirmation that Lyndsey likes girls. Zoe and Brooke claim they saw her at a Tegan & Sara concert, but I can’t believe I took that as proof of anything! It’s not like Zoe or Brooke likes girls, after all, and they were there.
I am seventeen years old. I’m about to be a senior in high school. And while maybe it would be okay at seventeen not to have had an epic love story yet, I haven’t even kissed anyone. Not even a boy. Last month, I was babysitting for the toddler twins who live next door, and when their twelve-year-old sister got home from her volleyball practice, she made an offhand comment about a boy she liked that made me assume she was nervous about kissing someone for the first time. Um, I’ve obviously kissed someone already, she’d said. I’m twelve, not nine.
I want to, in this very moment while I am walking down Glenfeliz Boulevard toward Glendale Boulevard, be fixated on summer looks and vintage reproductions and local designers. But my tween neighbor has more experience than me, and the only real-life girl I’ve liked has a boyfriend. This is why I keep forgetting to be happy about the dream internship I’ve landed—and am on my way to right now.
I meant everything I wrote to Maggie Goldman when I applied for the summer position. But I know a lot more than my letter let on; the internet is full of information when you know where and how to look. When I composed my lett
er, I was well aware that interns tend to get part-time—but paying—jobs for the next school year, until college takes you away and opens up space for the next girl. Maggie Goldman believed in giving people their starts; this year that person would be me.
Still, how am I supposed to think about any of this as the true tragic reality of my love life comes into sharper and sharper focus? Once the truth feels like it’s physically and literally surrounding you, can you go back to thinking about dresses and accessories?
No more real girls, I decide. Only celebrities and fashion. They can’t hurt me.
I’m five minutes early, so when I walk up to the shop, the CLOSED sign is still in the window and the door is locked. A girl is inside at the cash register, but I’m not sure if she has anything to do with my position, and, anyway, I really don’t know the non-awkward way of getting her attention. So I just wait.
“Hey,” says someone behind me.
I turn around to see a girl who’s probably my age. Her look is not Lemonberry’s general aesthetic of faux vintage girliness; she’s wearing skinny black pants with a slouchy T-shirt, and even though it’s June, she’s wearing short black boots that come up over the ankles of her pants. I’m not sure what she’d want to browse here once the store’s open.
“Hi,” I say.
“You’re Abby, right?” she asks, shoving her wavy dark hair out of her face.
“Yes,” I say, even though I probably shouldn’t let on to strangers who I am. The moment feels mildly dangerous, but maybe that’s just holdover from thinking about my doomed existence.
“We go to school together,” she says with her eyebrow raised, and then I can picture her in my geometry class.
“Sorry,” I say, and then, “You look different.”
“I got a haircut.”
I try to think of a nice way to tell her that I’m about to begin the most important professional role of my entire life and that I don’t have time to talk right now. Also, I’d love to remember her name because I would feel like less of a self-centered jerk.
The door opens, and Maggie leans out. During my interview, she told me to call her Maggie, so I’m following directions, not being too casual. “Come on in, girls.”
Girls?
I walk inside with the girl right behind me.
“It’s Jordi,” she says.
“What’s Jordi?” I ask, though softly.
“My name.”
“Oh,” I say, and then I smile like that’ll keep her from thinking I’m horrible. “Jordi Perez, right?”
“That’s me,” she says.
“Go on into the back room.” Maggie gestures to the door at the back of the shop. “I just made a fresh pot of coffee, so feel free to help yourselves. I’ll meet you in a few minutes.”
Jordi and I walk into the back room, and even though clothes and designs are all over, Jordi makes her way straight to the coffeemaker.
“Do you want a cup?” she asks me.
“Sure, thanks,” I say, even though I think of coffee as a grownup beverage and I’m far from a grownup. When school starts in the fall, I can be someone who carries in a cardboard cup of coffee instead of something like a Frappuccino.
By fall, I’ll think of Frappuccinos as so immature.
I try to calmly sip my coffee like the adult I’m pretending to be, but it’s hot, bitter water and so I sort of accidentally sputter it back into the cup while Jordi’s calmly adding Splenda and half-and-half to hers. She smirks and slides the Splenda and half-and-half to me. I tear open three Splenda packets and watch the coffee change from near-black to creamy beige as I pour in half-and-half.
The door opens, and Maggie walks in. I was honestly surprised when I met her, because even though I’d definitely seen her around the shop, she’s not who I assumed was the owner and designer. There’s a lady who’s often working who’s always wearing one of the store’s pieces, if not a full outfit comprising them. Her hair is dyed the most perfect shade of burgundy and coiffed like a team of stylists or maybe Cinderella’s magical mice set it in place each day.
That lady is definitely not Maggie, who today is wearing jeans and a blue T-shirt so faded I can’t make out what was originally printed on it. Her brown hair is piled atop her head in a sloppy bun. I try to imagine her designing swingy beautiful dresses and still can’t make it work in my head.
“Remind me, which one of you is the photographer?” She looks back and forth between Jordi and me. “And which is the blogger?”
Jordi and I glance at each other but don’t answer right away, even though obviously we know what we ourselves are. I don’t talk about my blog to anyone at school, though, outside of my closest friends. I don’t think anything good would come out of everyone knowing about +style.
“I’m the photographer,” Jordi finally says.
“That makes me the blogger,” I say, even though never in my entire life have I referred to myself as a blogger.
“I should have remembered,” Maggie says. “I’m not good at details. You’ll learn that. I guess maybe you just did. Anyway, you guys might know that we usually only have one intern each summer, but this is a big year for us, and honestly, I couldn’t decide between the two of you.”
I open my mouth to ask about the part-time job in the fall, because I doubt there are magically two of those, even if Jordi and I are both here. But considering Maggie hasn’t brought up the job yet, I probably shouldn’t introduce the topic.
“You two will share the duties we talked about in your interviews,” Maggie continues. “Filing, some other basic organizing, helping out the staff with certain tasks. But I’d also love for you both to get to use your talents here. So we’ll talk more about that once you’re caught up on the boring stuff. Okay?”
Jordi and I both agree to that, and Maggie brings us back out to the storefront to walk us around. Even though I’ve been here what must be at least a hundred times, I’ve never actually noticed how things are laid out, with the fanciest dresses in the front where they can be seen when people walk by, basics toward the back, and the newest designs in the window displays. You have to walk by everything else to get to the sales rack so that hopefully you’ll spend money on something full price, too. And accessories are everywhere, though it seems fairly thoughtful. Little clutches are near the fancy dresses and canvas bags screen-printed with the store’s logo are by more casual stuff.
I read online that Lemonberry’s interns always end up with free clothes, but now doesn’t feel like the right time to ask about that. Actually, I’m not sure there will be a right time to ask about that. Hopefully the clothes will just magically come to me.
Maggie introduces us to Paige, the girl currently working, who doesn’t look thrilled but is polite enough to us. I’d hoped the burgundy-haired lady would be here today; Paige’s style isn’t so precise—her blonde hair is short, though not cut into any sort of specific style, and she’s wearing a simple navy dress with shiny tan flats—and my gut says she’s less fun to be around than her coworker.
Maybe she would be friendlier if it was just me; two teenagers might be more than she’d counted on. I’d probably feel friendlier myself—or less confused, at least. I thought I would have three months to impress Maggie and earn this forthcoming job. Are Jordi and I competing? Should I ask that? No, I shouldn’t, and I know that. Or, technically, Dad warned me that forcing this conversation might seem too overzealous, especially on day one.
I have so many questions for Maggie, though.
“I don’t want to overwhelm you guys on your first day,” Maggie says, walking us to the backroom. “Do you have any questions for me? About the store, or any general internship questions?”
It does kind of feel like a sign that I’m holding back all these questions and now it’s almost like Maggie wants me to have questions. But I want to follow Dad’s advice. It’s not that I spend a lot of time thinking he’s right about things, but my gut tells me he’s onto something with this topic. Dad had the s
ame job at the same office for as long as I can remember before his recent career shift, so I guess he did something right.
Oh, great, now for some reason I’m thinking about my dad instead of paying attention, and now Jordi’s already mid-conversation with Maggie.
“We do have a camera here.” Maggie rummages through a cabinet full of random equipment, so her voice comes out pretty muffled. “But if you’d prefer to use your own, that’s fine, too. This one’s a little old.”
She emerges with a camera and hands it over to Jordi, who examines it thoroughly. Photography seems like such a classier and more mature interest than blogging. Maggie probably doesn’t think that I’m a goober if she chose me for this role, but I hope Jordi doesn’t think it either. If there had to be another intern, I’m positive it would be easier if it weren’t someone from the same high school, much less someone who I had forgotten existed.
“Abby?” Maggie asks.
“What? I mean, yes?”
“Any questions?” When Maggie’s smile is focused on me, it feels so kind and open. I feel like I’m at least momentarily her whole world. By now I’ve figured out that she smiles like this all the time, so maybe it doesn’t mean anything when she smiles at me. Of course I wanted the internship because I wanted free clothes, an eventual paying job, and something great to put on my college applications. But even before my interview, when Maggie called me to set it up, right away I heard in her voice how much I wanted to work with her.
“I’d actually read that usually the internship turns into a job,” I say, because Maggie’s kind smile screwed up my newly developed business instincts and my guard was down and now the words are out of my mouth.
At least I didn’t ask for a free dress, too?
I glance at Jordi, because I assume she’ll be bug-eyed at the person who would ask something so unprofessional right from the start. But clearly Jordi is not the type of person who’d react with bug eyes. She’s still calmly examining the camera in her hands.
