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by Mickey Spillane


  I could feel my lip curling. “Sure, Velda, sure. I’ll tell everybody that I go around killing people just like that. It’s easy to say, but I’m the guy who’s supposed to be a menace to society. Hell, I’ll take it my way and the public can lump it.”

  She wiped away a tear that was feeling its way down her cheek. “He shouldn’t have done that to you, Mike.”

  “Who?”

  “The judge.”

  I swore violently and my voice was hoarse.

  “Are you ... going to keep looking?”

  I nodded my head. “Indirectly, yes. I’m still on a case for Lee Deamer.”

  Velda’s head snapped up. “Mike ... that’s it!”

  “What?”

  “The documents! Charlie Moffit was the courier they spoke about! He was carrying those documents the night Oscar attacked and killed him! Oscar must have taken them from him.”

  “Damn!” The word exploded out of me. Of course, of course! the pocket that was ripped out of his coat! I shot Velda a grin that had “thanks” written on it. “It comes clear, kid, real clear. Oscar came to town to bleed Lee and he wouldn’t bleed. So he goes out and kills a guy hoping to be identified as Lee, knowing damn well Lee would have an alibi and it would just make sensational reading for the public. He figured that would bring Lee to heel when he asked for money again. The gimmick came when he killed the guy. The papers must have stuck out of his pocket and Oscar grabbed them. When he realized what they were he saw the ideal way to bring Lee around. That’s what he hinted at to Lee over the phone. If Lee brought in the cops and anything happened to him, the presence of those papers was to be attributed to Lee.”

  Velda was white, dead-white and her breathing came too fast. “It’s rotten, Mike. Good heavens, if it ever gets out ...”

  “Yeah, Lee is finished even if he can prove himself innocent.”

  “Oh, no!”

  “Beautiful. No matter what happens the Commies win. If they get the documents they probably have something juicy for cruddy Uncle Joe. If they don’t and somebody else finds them, their worst enemy is yanked off their necks.”

  “Mike ... it can’t happen!”

  “Now do I go it alone, Velda? Now do I take it by myself?”

  “Yes. You ... and me. The bastards. The dirty, filthy Red bastards!” They should see her now, I was thinking. Gladow, the general, the boys in the Kremlin should see her now and they’d know what they were getting into. They’d see the face of beauty that had a kill-lust in every beautiful line and they’d stick inside their cold, walled-in city and shake in their shoes!

  “When do we start, Mike?”

  “Tonight. Be here at nine sharp. We’ll see if we can find what Oscar did with those papers.” She sat back in the chair and stared at the wall.

  I picked up the phone and dialed Pat’s number. He came on with, “Homicide, Captain Chambers speaking.”

  “Mike, pal. Any new corpses today?”

  “Not yet. You didn’t shoot straight enough. When are you coming in to explain about last night? I went to bat for you and I want a report and not a lot of subterfuge.”

  “I’m practically on my way now. I’ll drop by your office and pick you up for lunch.”

  “Okay. Make it snappy.”

  I said I would and cradled the receiver. Velda was waiting for orders. “Stay here,” I told her. “I have to see Pat and I’ll call you when I’m finished. In case I don’t call or come back, be here at nine.”

  “That’s all?”

  “That’s all,” I repeated. I tried to look stern like a boss should, but she grinned and spoiled it. I had to kiss her good-by before she’d let me go. “There’s no telling if I’ll see you alive again,” she laughed. Then she slapped her hand over her mouth and her eyes went wide. “What am I saying?”

  “I still have a couple of lives left, kid. I’ll save one for you, so don’t worry.” I grinned again and went out the door.

  Downstairs I got tired of waiting for a cab so I walked the half mile to the lot. A car in the city could be a pain in the butt sometimes. But what the hell, it was a nice day for a change and the air felt fairly fresh if a bus or something didn’t go by.

  I picked up my keys when I handed over the ticket and found my heap. I was in second and heading toward the gate when I saw that the boy had cleaned off my windows, and jammed on my brakes to flip him a quarter. That two-bits saved my skin. The truck that had been idling up the street had jumped ahead to intercept me broadside, saw I was stopping and tried to get me by swerving onto the driveway and off again.

  Metal being ripped out by the roots set up a shriek and the car leaped ahead before there was a nasty snap that disengaged it from the body of the truck. I let out a string of curses because the jolt had wedged me up against the wheel and I couldn’t get my rod out. By the time I was back in the seat the truck was lost in the traffic.

  The attendant yanked the door open, his face ashen. “Gawd, mister, you hurt?”

  “No, not this time.”

  “Them crazy fools! Gawd, they coulda killed ya!” His teeth started to chatter violently.

  “They sure coulda.” I got out of the car and walked around the front. One side of the bumper had been ripped clear off the frame and stuck out like an oversize L.

  “Boy, that was close, awright. I seen ‘em come up the street but I never give ’em a thought. Them crazy fools musta been fooling around the cab and hit the gas. They never stopped. You want I should call a cop?”

  I kicked the bumper and it all but fell loose. “Forget it. They got away by now. Think you can get this bumper off?”

  “Sure, I got some tools. Only two bolts holding it on anyway.”

  “Okay, take it off and pick one up for this model at a garage somewhere. I’ll fix you up for your trouble.”

  He said, “Yessir, mister. Sure,” and ran after his tools. I sat on the fender and smoked a cigarette until he finished then passed him two bucks and told him not to forget a new bumper. He said he wouldn’t forget.

  When I pulled away I looked up and down the one-way street just to be sure. It happened twice. I said it wouldn’t but it happened again anyway. They must have had a tail on me when I came out of the office and saw a beautiful chance to nail me cold. That truck would have made hash of me if it had connected right.

  They were going to all kinds of trouble, weren’t they? That made me important. You have to be important if you were better off dead. The judge should like that.

  Pat was sitting with his back to the door looking out the window at the city when I came in. He swung around in his chair and nodded hello. I pulled a chair up and sat down with my feet propped up on his desk. “I’m all set, Captain. Where are the bright lights?”

  “Cut it out, Mike. Start talking.”

  “Pat, so help me, you know almost everything right now.”

  “Almost. Give me the rest.”

  “They tried again a little while ago. This time it was a truck and not bullets.”

  The pencil in Pat’s hand tapped the desk. “Mike, I’m not a complete fool. I play along with you because we’re friends, but I’m a cop, I’ve been a cop a long time, and I know my business. You’re not telling me people are shooting you up in the streets without a reason.”

  “Hell, they gotta have a reason?”

  “Do you know what it is?” He was drawing to the end of his patience.

  I took my feet off the desk and leaned toward him. “We’ve been through this before, Pat. I’m not a complete fool either. In your mind every crime belongs to the police, but there are times when an apparent crime is a personal affront and it isn’t very satisfying not to take care of it yourself. That’s how I feel about it.”

  “So you know then.”

  “I think I know. There’s nothing you can do about it so quit being a cop and let’s get back to being friends.”

  Pat tried to grin, but didn’t put it over too well. “Are you straightened out with Lee?”

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sp; My feet went up on the desk again. “He gave me a tidy sum to poke around. I’m busy at it.”

  “Good, Mike. Be sure you make a clean sweep.” He dropped his head and passed his hand over his hair. “Been reading the papers lately?”

  “Not too much. I noticed one thing ... they’re pulling for Deamer in nearly every editorial column. One sheet reprints all his speeches.”

  “He’s giving another tonight. You should go hear him.”

  “I’ll leave that stuff up to you, chum. There’s too much dribble and not enough pep talk at those meetings.”

  “The devil there isn‘t! Take the last one I was at. We had supper with the customary speeches afterward, but it was the small talk later that counted. Lee Deamer made the rounds speaking to small groups and he gave them the real stuff. It was easier for him to talk that way. Most of us had never met him until that time, but when he spoke we were sold completely. We have to have that guy in, Mike. No two ways about it. He’s strong. He can’t be pushed or bullied. You wouldn’t know it to look at him, but he’s the strength that this nation will be relying on some day.”

  “That was the same night Oscar pulled the stops out, wasn’t it?”

  “That’s right. That’s why we didn’t want any of it to reach the public. Even a lie can be told to give the people the wrong impression.”

  “You’ve sure gotten a big interest in politics, Pat.”

  “Hell, why not? I’ll be glad to go back to being a cop again instead of a tool in some politician’s workshop. Lee gave a talk over the radio last night. You know what he said?”

  I said no. I had been too busy to listen.

  “He’s brought some of his business sense into politics. He sat down with an adding machine and figured things up. He wanted to know why it cost the state ten million for it to have a job done when any private contractor could do it for six. He quoted names and places and figures and told the public that if he was elected his first order would be to sign warrants of arrest for certain political joes who are draining the state dry.”

  “And?”

  Pat looked at the desk and glared. “And today I heard that the big push comes soon. Lee has to be smeared any way at all.”

  “It won’t happen, Pat.”

  I shouldn’t have used that tone. His head jerked up and his eyes were tiny bright spots watching me from tight folds of skin. His hand closed into a fist slowly and tightened until the cords bulged out. “You know something, Mike, by God, you know something!”

  “I do?” I couldn’t make it sound funny.

  Pat was ready to split wide open. “Mike, you’re in on it. Damn it, you went and found something. Oh, I know you ... no talking until you’re ready, but this isn’t a murder that involved only a handful of people ... this is something that takes in a whole population and you better not tip the apples over.”

  He stood up, his hands on the edge of the desk for support. He spat the words out between his teeth and meant every one. “We’ve been friends, Mike. You and I have been in and out of a lot of things together and I’ve always valued your friendship. And your judgment. Just remember this, if I’m guessing right and you’re in on something that might hurt Lee and won’t talk about it, and if that something does hurt Lee, then we can forget about being friends. Is that clear?”

  “That’s clear, Pat. Would it make you feel better if I told you that your line of reasoning is a little off? You’re getting teed off at me when you ought to be teeing off on some of the goddamn Commies we got loose in this city.”

  His face had a shrewd set to it. “So they’re part of it too.” Muscles stuck out in lumps along his jaws. Let him think how he liked.

  “Nothing will happen to Lee,” I said. “At least nothing that I’m concerned with.” This time I got some conviction in my voice. Pat stopped glaring and sat down.

  He didn’t forget the subject. “You still have those green cards on your mind?”

  “Yeah, I have. I don’t like what they mean, and you shouldn’t either.”

  “I hate everything they stand for. I’m sorry we have to tolerate it. We ought to do what they would have done a hundred years ago.”

  “Stop talking nonsense. You’re in America now.”

  “Sure I am, and I want to stay here. If you want a democracy you have to fight for it. Why not now before it’s too late? That’s the trouble, we’re getting soft. They push us all around the block and we let them get away with it!”

  “Calm down, will you.” I hadn’t realized that I was banging on his desk until he rapped my knuckles. I sat down.

  “What did you do about Oscar?” I asked.

  “What could we do? Nothing. It’s over, finished.”

  “And his personal effects?”

  “We went through them and there was nothing to be found. I posted a man to check his place in case any mail came in. I had the idea that Oscar might have mailed something to himself. I took the man off today when nothing showed.”

  I had to struggle to hold my face straight. Pat had the place watched! Neat, very neat. If we weren’t the only ones who wanted to go through that apartment then we wouldn’t be going in on a cold deal. Nobody else could have gotten there either!

  I reached for a butt and lit it. “Let’s go out to eat, Pat.”

  He grabbed his coat off the rack and locked the door to the office. On the way out I thought of something I should have thought of before and had him open it up again. I picked up the phone and called the office. Velda answered with a silky hello.

  I said, “Mike, honey. Look, have you emptied the waste basket by my desk yet?”

  “No, there wasn’t anything to empty.”

  “Go look if there’s a cigarette pack there. Don’t touch it.”

  She dropped the phone and I heard her heels clicking along the floor. In a moment she was back. “It’s there, Mike.”

  “Swell. Take it out of there without touching it if you can. Put it in a box and have a boy run it down to Pat right away.”

  Pat watched me curiously. When I hung up he said, “What is it?”

  “An almost empty pack of butts. Do me a favor and lift the prints off it. You’ll find a lot of mine on them and if I’m lucky you’ll find some others too.”

  “Whose?”

  “Hell, how do I know? That’s why I want you to get the prints. I need an identification. That is, if we’re still friends.”

  “Still friends, Mike,” he grinned. I socked him on the arm and started for the door again.

  CHAPTER 7

  That night the nation got the report on the 6:15 P.M. news broadcast. There had been a leak in the State Department and the cat was out of the bag. It seemed that we had had a secret. Somebody else was in on it now. The latest development in the process for the annihilation of man had been stolen. Supposedly secret files had been rifled and indications pointed to the duplication of the secret papers. The F.B.I. was making every effort to track down the guilty parties.

  I threw my cigarette against the wall and started swearing until I ran out of words. Then I started over again. The commentator droned on repeating what he had already said and I felt like screaming at him to tell the world who took those damn papers. Tell ‘em it was the same outfit who tried to make a mockery of our courts and who squirmed into the government and tried to bring it down around our necks. Tell everybody who did it. You know you want to say it; what are you afraid of?

  There wasn’t any doubt of it now, those documents the general had been so anxious to get hold of were the ones we were looking for ourselves! My guts were all knotted up in a ball and my head felt like a machine shop was going on inside it. Here I had the whole lousy situation right in my hands and I had to keep it there.

  Me. Mike Hammer. I was up in the big leagues now. No more plain and simple murders. I was playing ball with the big boys and they played rough. The end justified the means, that was their theory. Lie, steal, kill, do anything that was necessary to push a political philosophy tha
t would enslave the world if we let it. Great!

  Nice picture, Judge, a beautiful picture of a world in flames. You must be one of the normal people who get the trembles when they read the papers. A philosophy like that must give you the willies. What are you thinking now ... how that same secret that was stolen might be the cause of your death? And what would you say if you knew that I was the only one who might be able to stop it in time? Okay, Judge, sit your fanny in a chair and relax. I have a little philosophy of my own. Like you said, it’s as bad as theirs. I don’t give a damn for a human life any more, even my own. Want to hear that philosophy? It’s simple enough. Go after the big boys. Oh, don’t arrest them, don’t treat them to the dignity of the democratic process of courts and law ... do the same thing to them that they’d do to you! Treat ‘em to the unglorious taste of sudden death. Get the big boys and show them the long road to nowhere and then one of those stinking little people with little minds will want to get big. Death is funny, Judge, people are afraid of it. Kill ’em left and right, show ‘em that we aren’t so soft after all. Kill, kill, kill, kill! They’ll keep away from us then!

  Hell, it was no use trying to smoke. I’d light up a butt and take a drag then throw it away because my fingers weren’t steady enough to hold it. I went inside to the bedroom and took my .45 off the top of the dresser to clean it for the second time. It felt good, feeling the cold butt setting up against the palm of my hand. The deadly noses of the slugs showing in the clip looked so nice and efficient.

  They liked to play dirty, I was thinking. Let’s make it real dirty. I thumbed the slugs out, laying them in a neat row, then took a penknife and clipped the ends off the noses. That was real dirty. They wouldn’t make too much of a hole where they went in, but the hole on the other side would be a beaut. You could stick your head in and look around without getting blood on your ears. I put the gun together, shoved the slugs back in the clip and strapped on the sling. I was ready.

 

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