“When will we get there? And what about the pheasants?”
After all the jolting, the rain, the mud, the snow, the Pyrenees, the fits of rage, and the outbursts of contentment, the infanta’s tambourine finishes off the ladies who are her companions.
When the cortege comes to a complete stop, they call for smelling salts and groan about their physical pains. The Basques accelerate the music and the dancing. “These are devils,” the ladies murmur, signing themselves and feeling worse by the minute. The infanta runs toward the Bidasoa, holding her tambourine in her outstretched hands, brandishing it high in the air and repeating, “Bidasoa! Bidasoa!” a name she finds enchanting. The river, swollen with snowmelt, exhibits the violence of a mountain torrent. “And the pheasants?”
They’re busy preparing the great ceremony of the exchange of princesses.
By evening, Mariana Victoria has sung so much and run so much and been feted so much that she nods off without having to be told a story. In her sleep, she keeps a firm hold on her tambourine. It jingles softly from time to time.
Not far away, on the other side of the river border, Mlle de Montpensier, having been prescribed a decoction to gargle with, throws it in the face of the chambermaid who brings it.
January 9 begins for both princesses in the darkness of early morning. As this wintry day dawns, they’re rousted from their beds and their dreams, dressed, coiffed, and made up. The infanta is cold and grumbles a little. Mlle de Montpensier is burning up with fever and suffering the tortures of a raging headache. They’re brought, each from her side of the Bidasoa River, to Pheasant Island, which lies in midstream. An elegant pavilion has been put up in the very center of the island. Two wings of equal size, one on the French side and the other on the Spanish, join a central salon decorated with wall coverings and canvases painted especially for the occasion. Exquisite pieces of furniture, masterpieces of the art of woodworking, have been made in both Saint-Jean-de-Luz and Paris, or indeed borrowed from the furniture storehouse at the château of Versailles. Boat bridges provide access to this enchanted pavilion, whose sole function is to be passed through.
Large crowds have formed on both riverbanks.
A pause to freshen the princesses’ makeup — four rouged crescents, one on each cold little cheek — and the exchange ceremony, directed by the Marquis de Santa Cruz for Spain and the Prince de Rohan-Soubise for France, is about to begin. The salon is divided by a central line symbolic of the border that the two princesses must cross. It’s high noon; it’s time.
The infanta, coming from Spain, and Mlle de Montpensier, coming from France, step onto the floating bridge simultaneously. Louise Élisabeth, pallid and weak in the knees. Mariana Victoria, on the alert: watching for pheasants.
They advance toward each other: the future queen of France, looking determined, accompanied by Mme de Montellano, not yet recovered from her terrors, and by Maria Nieves, simply adorned with a few silk flowers stuck in her hair; the future queen of Spain, looking ill, accompanied by the beaming Mme de Ventadour. Their feet sink into the plush carpet, embroidered with the arms of the Borbones of Spain and the Bourbons of France. This diverts the infanta, making her forget the question of the pheasants. And so she amicably approaches Mlle de Montpensier, who tries hard to put up a good front.
They’ve reached the borderline.
They embrace affectionately.
They’re about to cross the line; the thoroughly Spanish princess will find herself in France and the thoroughly French princess in Spain, uprooted from their origins, separated from their servants and their ladies-in-waiting, cut off from everything that could bind them again to their parents. Their past is a foreign country. The Prince de Rohan-Soubise and the Marquis de Santa Cruz unroll their pompous speeches. The two princesses have been instructed to smile upon each other and upon their parallel destinies: the French princess is going to marry Don Luis, heir to the throne of Spain; the Spanish princess is going to marry King Louis of France. Could a more perfect symmetry be imagined? Mlle de Montpensier bids farewell to the House of France, and the infanta is taken away from the House of Spain. The ritual progresses as flawlessly in reality as it did on paper. But at the moment when she’s separated from Maria Nieves, the infanta bursts into howls of protest, goes into spasms, loses her breath. She writhes on the floor, right on the borderline. She catches her breath a little and starts howling again.
The attendees consider, without daring to touch, this bundle of rage and despair. The infanta’s going to die. It’s within her capabilities. And so, forced to choose between the death of the infanta and a breach of protocol, the directors of the ceremony, although viscerally invested in maintaining the ritual intact, resign themselves to saving the infanta, or in other words to giving in to her.
The infanta will keep Maria Nieves with her. She will set foot in France, she will cross the line, hand in hand with her sweet cradle-rocker and lullaby singer, the magnificent young brunette nursemaid whose flower-bedecked hair has come undone in all the agitation. What the infanta wants, she wants badly, observes Mme de Ventadour. Meanwhile, the audience can’t take their eyes off the nursemaid.
Several gold-fluted columns, standing at intervals, decorate the salon. The infanta and Maria advance a very little way into the carpet territory of France before coming to a stop before one of the columns. Fat tears are still trickling down the infanta’s face, but she’s beaming with joy.
Complete silence descends upon the salon. With a single, uniform movement, the entire company makes a deep bow.
The little girl expresses her thanks as she has seen her mother do, with a benevolence that in no way diminishes the distance between the queen and her subjects, and then she introduces her indispensable companion: Maria Nieves. “Marie Neige,” the child translates for the benefit of the French, who are melting with desire.
The ritual is reestablished, symmetry has regained its rightful place: the exchanged princesses turn toward each other with a final gesture of farewell.
Then the infanta resolutely sets out across the French half of the carpet territory, and Louise Élisabeth does the same across the Spanish half of the carpet territory.
They cross the boat bridges in opposite directions. The weather has turned fine. Providence receives thanks. The exchanged princesses gleam in the sunlight. Standing on opposite banks in the chilly air coming off the swift-flowing river, their subjects acclaim them. People stretch out their hands to touch the princesses’ garments, as if to touch holy relics.
II
First Steps on Foreign Soil
LERMA-MADRID, JANUARY–FEBRUARY 1722
The Princess of Asturias Belches Thrice
Mlle de Montpensier’s people are returning to Paris. Her cortege will form up again, just as before, except now the infanta will occupy her place. Mlle de Montpensier herself sets out at the head of what was the infanta’s cortege. The French princess is surrounded exclusively by Spanish courtiers, men-at-arms, and servants. The fact that her entourage — her world — is leaving her elicits only a weak reaction from Louise Élisabeth. The inside of her throat is an open wound, her temples throb. She lies across her carriage seat; her only nourishment is orange quarters. Her entourage could add some supplementary stops to her journey and thus make the rest of it easier for her. Instead they do the opposite: in the name of haste, even planned stops are skipped. She covers in ten days the distance that the infanta traversed in thirty-five.
The areas where smallpox is raging have spread. It would be prudent to skirt them, as was done in the infanta’s case. Out of the question! Since the princess is already sick, one may as well plunge right into the epidemic. What difference does it make if such a proceeding risks the lives of those in her cortege? And in any case, there’s no tricking the will of God.
If the journey to the border was exhausting, the return trip has more than its share of nightmares. “Such a tiresome inconvenience!” the ladies-in-waiting exclaim as they cross the Pyrenees ag
ain, their feet wrapped in blanket rags, like the poorest of the poor. Fortunately, these roads of adversity will not extend beyond the ducal palace at Lerma, where the festivities, balls, hunts, and high Masses have not ceased since the infanta’s departure.
At her own departure, Mlle de Montpensier was rather pretty; she’s much less pretty when she arrives. She’s got a rash on her face, over the last several miles she’s been vomiting continually, and her lips produce neither a word nor a smile. Prince Luis doesn’t seem to notice that anything’s amiss. He greets her joyfully, as do the king and the queen. Only Saint-Simon, still a little weak from his recent bout of smallpox but as keen as ever in his judgment, perceives the gravity of the situation. Louise Élisabeth is depressed beyond endurance and bent on destruction: so what if she’s sent back to Paris? She can only be better off there! Her meeting with her betrothed has confirmed her apprehensions. The Prince of Asturias has the same effect on her as a bat. His thin, spindly body, his long, ashen face, his invisible lips, his gray eyes — she doesn’t like anything about him. And a baby bat, to boot, because the worst surprise in a collection of bad surprises is that Don Luis is quite short.
Mlle de Montpensier is offered sweet Malaga wine, almond cakes, baskets of fruit pastes made from quinces and candied angelica stems, stuffed pancakes, cream concoctions sweeter than sugar. She has but one desire: to be left in peace. She says no to the sweets and no to the festivities. The king and queen pull faces and turn away. Don Luis contemplates his promised bride with tears in his eyes.
Saint-Simon is aware of the danger: Louise Élisabeth is capable of continuing to refuse for a long time, a very long time. “This nasty brat’s a demon of negativity,” Saint-Simon says to himself as he orders a hot, lemon-flavored drink for her. The royal wedding and its aftermath are of capital importance. The ambassador extraordinary thinks it his duty to intervene, and he intervenes in a categorical manner, according to a concept of staging and direction that derives from his experience at the court of Versailles. So that the marriage may be considered a fait accompli, so that the union may be considered definitive, the young married couple is enjoined to get into a regal four-poster bed together immediately after the religious ceremony and to lie there, propped up on pillows and holding hands, while the court, the entire court, passes in front of them. Grandly attired, the courtiers, with measured steps, file past the conjugal bed of the future king of Spain and his wife. The Princess of Asturias, bulging-eyed and trembling from head to foot, watches this parade of mummies. One after another, the courtiers — the men, in accordance with the custom of the country, are all dressed in black — make a reverence in front of the royal bed; their procession resembles nothing so much as a ceremony of condolences.
After the last witnesses have passed, the prince wishes to take advantage of the situation; his tutor, the Duke de Popoli, removes his bride from his hands just as he once removed her portrait and obliges the prince to rise from the bed. The boy can’t hold back his tears. The voice of his father, who has never postponed sexual gratification for more than a quarter of an hour, sternly reminds him that the marriage is not to be consummated until 1723. He must therefore restrain himself for another year, and with a girl unlikely to inspire prenuptial liberties.
The Gazette, by contrast, describes much more harmonious proceedings:
On the 20th day of this month, the Princess d’Orléans arrived at the Palace at around two o’clock in the afternoon. The King, the Queen, and the Prince of Asturias, who were dining at the time, left the table and went to meet the Princess at the gate of the Palace Court. Their Catholic Majesties escorted her to the apartment prepared for her, and after a few hours of repose, she was brought with the Prince of Asturias into a hall where an altar had been raised. There Cardinal Borgia, with the customary ceremonies, received their mutual promises and gave them the Nuptial Benediction. That evening there was a magnificent supper, and after the supper a ball. Four stools had been placed in the ballroom: one for the Papal Nuncio, another for the Duke de Saint-Simon, another for the Marquis de Maulévrier, and the last for the Vidame de Chartres, who is recovering from an illness. After the ball the Prince of Asturias was undressed at the door of the bedchamber in which the Princess was undressed in the presence of the Queen. When the Princess was in the bed, the Queen escorted the Prince of Asturias to her. The Duke de Popoli took up a position beside the bed on the Prince’s side, and the Duchess de Montellano on the Princess’s side. Then the bedchamber doors were opened and the lords and ladies of the Court allowed to enter the room.
Louise Élisabeth is eventually escorted back to her apartment, not only sick but now also shocked; nonetheless, the messages sent by the successively exchanged, married, undressed, and exposed princess hew to the official line, at least in their contents. Let’s stay close to her while, fighting her illness as well as the rules of orthography, she writes a letter to her father:
On the day befor yestarday, the king, the Quene and the prince came to see me, but I hadd not yet arrived here; on the followwing day I arrived and was married the same day, however, there are still serremonies to do to-day. The King and the Queen treet me very well, as for the prince, you have allreddy hurd enugh about him. I remane with very depe respect Your very homble and obedent dauter Louise Élisabeth.
Let’s stay close to her out of a kindness she’s not accustomed to, out of sympathy for her youth and for her solitude as she enters the reign of disaster.
The next day there’s a hunt and a grand ball. The princess doesn’t show herself. She refuses to appear at the ball given in her honor. Her condition worsens. She has swollen ganglia. The Lerma — Madrid trip is a replay of her suffering on the way from Bayonne to Lerma.
In Madrid she does as she did in Lerma: she goes to none of the balls given in her honor. She says no, no, and no. ¡No! She refuses, she opposes. She thrusts her head under the bedclothes. She barricades herself behind a wall of silence. The truth is that in addition to everything else she’s as sick as a dog. Even if she wanted to, she wouldn’t be able to budge from her bed. She will not show herself, she will not dance. The prince is frightfully disappointed. This refusal to attend a ball strikes him as a terrible thing. For reasons of etiquette, he’s only ever danced with his stepmother, Elisabeth Farnese, the sole woman whose rank is comparable to his, and only his wife can free him from that fatal partner. The king and queen don’t hide their vexation. They think about having the marriage annulled. It’s been discovered that the Princess of Asturias has two very inflamed glands in her neck, her throat is swollen, her fever won’t go down, her spots are multiplying. She’s inherited her father’s infected blood, her parents-in-law say. They have but one desire: to reject this damaged creature, this creature of Shame. Infected with a venereal disease. They’ve been deceived about the quality of the merchandise. Elisabeth Farnese calls her daughter-in-law “the Goiter Girl.”
Saint-Simon thus has all the more reason to congratulate himself on his idea for the nuptial ceremony, on how it firmly sealed the marriage by a public exhibition of the young couple in bed together. He has succeeded in his embassy. The king and queen are pleased to pay attention to him, the prospect of his return to France lies before him, he looks forward to the benefits that will accrue to him from this mission. He expatiates at length upon the beauty of the event: the reunion of the two branches of the House of Bourbon, a subject that inspires him. But he himself ramifies in two directions. He’s under no illusions as to the Princess of Asturias. That little girl — a mere twelve and a half years old but a daughter of France and, some day, the queen of Spain — gets on his nerves. She’s a creature who exhibits nothing but “the sullen, dismal temperament of a dull and empty-headed child.” He can’t believe his ears when he hears her first remark on the customs of the Spanish court. One of the privileges of the grandees of Spain is that they may keep their hats on their heads in the presence of royalty. A grandee of Spain does not uncover himself. Who doesn’t know such a thing
as that? Yet, on the occasion of the Te Deum given to honor her arrival on Spanish soil, the Princess of Asturias asks the following question: “These gentlemen aren’t taking off their hats — is it raining?” The shame! The embarrassment! But the “dull and empty-headed child” is capable of much, much worse!
Shortly before setting out on his return journey to France, Saint-Simon asks the princess to be so kind as to allow him to bid her farewell. He will transmit whatever messages she wishes to send to her parents. Louise Élisabeth receives him in a beautiful hall and in accordance with proper decorum. She’s standing under a dais, with the ladies on one side of her and the grandees on the other. The red blotches on her morbidly swollen face are accentuated by a layer of makeup. For a headdress, she’s chosen to wear a large diamond star with a feather sticking up out of it. She grants Saint-Simon leave to present his compliments. And he’s off:
I made my three reverences and spoke my compliments. I then paused, but in vain, for she said not one word in reply. After some moments of silence, as I wished to give her matter for a response, I asked her what communications she had for the King, for the Infanta, for Madame, and for their Highnesses the Duke and Duchess d’Orléans. She looked at me and belched loudly in my face. The sound echoed around the room, and my surprise was so great that I remained speechless. A second belch, as noisy as the first, followed. At this I could no longer keep my countenance and lost all power of repressing my laughter. Turning around and casting my eyes to the right and the left, I saw that all had their hands over their mouths and that their shoulders were shaking. At last a third belch, even louder than the first two, threw all present into confusion, and put me to flight together with my suite, amid shouts of laughter all the more raucous for having broken through the restraints which everyone had striven to maintain. Spanish gravity was thoroughly disconcerted, all was disorder, no reverences, and everyone, fainting with laughter, escaped as best he could, while the Princess, for her part, remained serious. Those belches were the only answers she made me.
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