The Queen's Own FBI Trilogy: Brain Twister; The Impossibles; Supermind

by Mark Phillips

  "Well,” Malone said doubtfully, “that's something. And I am sorry I had to wake you, Your Majesty."

  "Oh, that's perfectly all right,” she said. “I know you're working hard to restore order to the realm, and it is the duty of any Sovereign to give such aid as she can to her Royal subjects."

  Malone cleared his throat. “I trust,” he said, “Your Majesty will ever find me a faithful servant."

  Her Majesty smiled. “I'm sure I shall,” she said. “Good night, Sir Kenneth."

  "Good night,” he said, and flipped off. At once, the phone chimed again.

  He flipped the switch on. “Malone here,” he said.

  Boyd's face appeared on the screen. “Ken,” he said fervently, “I am very glad you're still in town."

  "Thanks,” Malone said politely. “But what about Mike Sand? Any information?"

  "Plenty,” Boyd said. “I damn near didn't believe it."

  "What do you mean, you didn't believe it?” Malone said. “Isn't the information any good?"

  "It's good, all right,” Boyd said. “It's great. He practically talked his head off to me. Gave me all his books, including secret sets. And I've put him under arrest as a material witness-at his own request."

  "It sounds,” Malone said, “as if Mike Sand has had a sudden and surprising change of heart."

  "Doesn't it, though,” Boyd said. “We can crack the ITU wide open now, and I mean really wide open."

  "Same pattern?” Malone said.

  "Of course it is,” Boyd said. “What does it sound like? Same pattern."

  "Good,” Malone said. “Get on up here. I'll talk to you later."

  He cut off in a hurry, leaned back in his chair and started to think. At first, he thought of a cigar. Boyd, he figured, couldn't be back in the office for some time, and nobody else would come in. He locked the door, drew out the cigar-laden box he kept in his desk in New York, and lit up with great satisfaction.

  When the cloud of smoke around his head was dense enough to cut with a knife, he went back to more serious subjects. He didn't have to worry too much about his mind being spied on; if Her Majesty couldn't read his deepest thoughts, and the mind-changers weren't throwing any bolts of static in his direction, he was safe.

  Now, then, he told himself-and sneezed.

  He shook his head, cursed slightly, and went on.

  Now, then...

  There was an organization, spread all over the Western world, and with secret branches, evidently, in the Soviet Union. The organization had to be an old one, because it had to have trained telepaths of such a high degree of efficiency that they could evade Her Majesty's probing without her even being aware of the evasion. And training took time.

  There was something else to consider, too. In order to organize to such a degree that they could wreak the efficient, complete havoc they were wreaking, the organization couldn't be completely secret; there are always leaks, always suspicious events, and a secret society that covered all of those up would have no time for anything else.

  So the organization had to be a known one, a known group, masquerading as something else.

  So far, everything made sense. Malone took another deep, grateful puff on the cigar, and frowned. Where, he wondered, did he go from here?

  He reached for a pencil and a piece of paper. He headed the paper: Organization. Then he started putting down what he knew about it, and what he'd figured out.

  1. Large

  2. Old

  3. Disguised

  It sounded just a little like Frankenstein's Monster, so far. But what else did he know about it?

  After a second's thought, he murmured: “Nothing,” and took another puff.

  But that wasn't quite true.

  He knew one more thing about the organization. He knew they'd probably be immune to the confusion everybody else was suffering from. The organization would be-had to be-efficient. It would be composed of intelligent, superbly cooperative people, who could work together as a unit without in the least impairing their own individuality.

  He reached for the list again, put down:

  4. Efficient

  And looked at it. Now it didn't remind him quite so much of the Monster. But it didn't look familiar, either. Who did he know, he thought, who was large, old, disguised and efficient?

  It sounded like an improbable combination. He set the list down again, clearing off some of the papers the PRS had sent him to make room for it.

  Then he stopped.

  The papers the PRS had sent him...

  And he'd gotten them so quickly, so efficiently...

  They were a large organization...

  And an old one...

  He tossed the cigar in the general direction of the ashtray, grabbed the phone and jabbed at buttons.

  The girl who answered the phone looked familiar. She did not look very old, but she was large and she had to be disguised, Malone thought. Nobody could naturally have that many teeth.

  "Psychical Research Society,” she said. “Oh, Mr. Malone, good evening."

  "Sir Lewis,” Malone said. “Sir Lewis Carter. President. I want to talk to him. Hurry."

  "Sir Lewis?” the girl said slowly. “Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Malone, but the office is closed now for the day. And Sir Lewis has gone already. It's after six o'clock, Mr. Malone, and the office is closed."

  "Home number,” Malone said desperately. “I've got to."

  "Well, I can do that, Mr. Malone,” she said, “but it wouldn't do you any good, really. Because he went away on his vacation, and when he goes on his vacation he never tells us where. You know? He won't be back for two or three weeks."

  "Oog,” Malone said, and thought for less than a second. “Miss Garbitsch,” he said. “Lou. Got to talk to her. Now."

  "Oh, I can't do that, either, Mr. Malone,” the toothy girl said. “All of the executive officers, they left already on their vacation. And that includes Miss Garbitsch, too. They just left a skeleton force here at the office."

  "They're all gone?” Malone said hollowly.

  "That's right,” she said cheerfully. “As a matter of fact, I'm in charge now, and that's why I'm staying so late. To sort of catch up on things. You know?"

  "It's very important,” Malone said tensely. “You don't know where any of them went? You don't have any address?"

  "None at all,” she said. “I'm sorry, but that's how it is. Maybe it's strange, and maybe you'd ask questions, but I obey orders, and those're my orders. To take over until they get back. They didn't tell me where they went, and I didn't ask."

  "Great,” Malone said. He wanted to shoot himself.

  Lou was one of them. Of course she was; that was obvious now, when he thought about it. Lou was one of the secret group that was sabotaging practically everything.

  And now they'd all gone. For two weeks-or for good.

  The girl's voice broke in on his thoughts.

  "Oh, Mr. Malone,” she said, “I'm sorry, but I just remembered. They left a note for you."

  "A note?” Malone said.

  "Sir Lewis said you might call,” the girl said, “and he left a message. If you'll hold on a minute I'll read it to you."

  Malone waited tensely. The girl found a slip of paper, blinked at it and read:

  "My dear Malone, I'm afraid you are perfectly correct in your deductions; and, as you can see, that leaves us no alternative. Sorry. Miss G. sends her apologies to you, as do I.” The girl looked up. “It's signed by Sir Lewis,” she said. “Does that mean anything to you, Mr. Malone?"

  "I'm afraid it does,” Malone said bleakly. “It means entirely too much."

  CHAPTER 12

  After the great mass of teeth, vaguely surrounded by a face, had faded from Malone's screen, he just sat there, looking at the dead, grey screen of the visiphone and feeling about twice as dead and at least three times as grey.

  Things, he told himself, were terrible. But even that sentence, which was a good deal more cheerful than what he actually f
elt, didn't do anything to improve his mood. All of the evidence, after all, had been practically living on the tip of his nose for nearly twenty-four hours, and not only had he done nothing about it, but he hadn't even seen it.

  Two or three times, for instance, he'd doubted the possibility of teleporting another human being. All his logic had told him it wasn't so. But, he'd thought, he and Her Majesty had teleported Lou, and so, obviously, his logic was wrong.

  No, it wasn't, he thought now. There would be too much mental resistance, even if the person were unconscious. Teleportation of another human being would be impossible.

  Unless, of course, the other human being was able to teleport on her own.

  True, she had been no more than semiconscious. She probably couldn't have teleported on her own. But Malone and Her Majesty had, ever so kindly and ever so mistakenly, helped her, and Lou had managed to teleport to the plane.

  And that wasn't all, he thought dismally. That was far from all.

  "Let's take another for-instance,” he said savagely, in what he thought was a caricature of the Manelli voice. In order for all three to teleport, there had to be perfect synchronization.

  Otherwise, they'd have arrived either at different places, or at the same place but at different times.

  And perfect synchronization on a psionic level meant telepathy. At least two of the three had to be telepathic. Her Majesty was, of course. Malone wasn't.

  So Lou had to be telepathic, too.

  Malone told himself bitterly to quit calling the girl Lou. After the way she'd deceived him, she didn't deserve it. Her name was Luba Garbitsch, and from now on he was going to call her Luba Garbitsch. In his own mind, anyway.

  Facts came tumbling in on him like the side of a mountain, falling on a hapless traveler during a landslide. And, Malone told himself, he had never had less help in all of his ill-starred life.

  Her Majesty had never, never suspected that Luba Garbitsch was anything other than the girl she pretended to be. That was negative evidence, true, and taken alone it meant nothing at all. But when you added the other facts to it, it showed, with perfect plainness, that Luba Garbitsch was the fortunate possessor of a mind shield as tough, as strong and as perfect as any Malone, O'Connor or good old Cartier Taylor had ever even thought of dreaming up.

  And then, very suddenly, another fact arrived, and pushed the rest out into the black night of Malone's bitter mind. He punched hard on the intercom button and got the desk of the agent-in-charge.

  "Now what's wrong?” the A-in-C said. “Ghosts got loose? Or do you want some help with a beautiful blonde heiress?"

  "What would I be doing,” Malone snapped, “with a beautiful blonde heiress?"

  The agent-in-charge looked thoughtful. It was obvious that he had been saving his one joke up for several hours. “You might be holding her,” he suggested, “for ransom, of course."

  "That's not funny,” Malone said. “Nothing is funny any more."

  "Oh, all right,” the A-in-C said. “You Washington boys are just too good for the rest of us. What's on your mind?"

  "You've got a twenty-four-hour watch on Luba Garbitsch, haven't you?” Malone said.

  "Sure we have,” the A-in-C said. “Boyd said—"

  "Yes, I know what he said,” Malone cut in. “Give me a check on those men. I want to find out where she is right now. Right this minute."

  The agent-in-charge shrugged. “Sure,” he said. “It's none of my business. Hang on a second."

  The screen went blank, but it didn't go silent. Each of the agents, on a stakeout job like the Garbitsch one, would be carrying personal communicators, and Malone could hear the voice of the agent-in-charge as he spoke to them.

  He couldn't make out all the words, and it wasn't important anyhow. He'd know soon enough, he kept telling himself; just as soon as the A-in-C came back and reported.

  It seemed like about twelve years before he did.

  "She's all right,” he said. “Nothing to worry about; she's probably working late at her office, that's all. She hasn't gone home yet."

  "Want to bet?” Malone snapped.

  "Don't tempt me,” the A-in-C said. “I wouldn't take your money-it's probably counterfeit, printed in Washington."

  "I'll give you ten to one,” Malone said.

  "Ten to one, I'll take,” the A-in-C said rapidly. “Ten to one is like taking candy from a traffic cop. I'm no amateur, even if I am stuck away in dull little old New York-and I know the boys I've got on stakeout. I'll check, and—"

  "Let me know when you do,” Malone said. “I've got some long-distance calls to make."

  * * * *

  Forty-five minutes later, he had all the news he needed. Spot checks on PRS offices on the West Coast, where it wasn't closing time yet, showed that all the executive officers had suddenly felt the need of extended vacations to parts unknown.

  That, if not exactly cheering news, was still welcome; Malone had more backing for his theory.

  An overseas call to New Scotland Yard in London took a little more time, and several arguments with bored overseas operators who, apparently, had nothing better to do than to confuse the customers. But Malone finally managed to get Assistant Commissioner C. E. Teal, who promised to check on Malone's inquiry at once.

  It seemed like years before he called back, and Malone leaped to the phone.

  "Yes?” he said.

  Teal, red-faced and apparently masticating a stick of gum, said: “I got C. I. D. Commander Gideon to follow up on that matter, Mr. Malone. It is rather late here, as you must realize—"

  "Yes?” Malone said. “And they've all gone?"

  "Why, no,” Teal said, surprised. “A spot check shows that most of the executives of the London branch of the Psychical Research Society are spending quiet evenings in their homes. Our Inspector Ottermole actually spoke to Dr. Carnacki, the head of the office here."

  "Oh,” Malone said.

  "They haven't skipped,” Teal went on. “Is this in connection with anything serious, Mr. Malone?"

  "Not yet,” Malone said. “But I'll let you know at once if there are any further developments. Thanks very much, Mr. Teal."

  "A pleasure, Mr. Malone,” Teal said. “A pleasure.” And then, still masticating, he switched off.

  And that, Malone told himself, was definitely that. Of course the British PRS hadn't gone underground; why should they? The British police weren't on to them, as Scotland Yard showed. And, no matter what opinions Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth I might hold in the matter, the FBI had absolutely no jurisdiction in the British Isles.

  Malone buried his face in his hands, thought about a cigar and decided that even a cigar might make him feel worse. Where were they? What were they doing now? What did they plan to do?

  Where had they gone?

  "Out of the everywhere,” he said in a hollow, sepulchral voice, “into the here."

  But where was the here?

  He tried to make up his mind whether or not that made sense. Superficially, it sounded like plain bad English, but he wasn't sure of anything any more. Things were getting much too confused.

  There was a knock at the door.

  Malone, without any hope at all, called: “Come in,” and the door opened.

  The agent-in-charge came in, and dropped a dollar on Malone's desk.

  "So you checked,” Malone said.

  "I checked,” the A-in-C said sadly. “The boys went through the entire damned building. Not a sign of her. Not even a trace."

  "There wouldn't be one,” Malone said, shoving the dollar back to waiting hands. “Take the money; I knew what would happen. It was a sucker bet."

  "Well, I feel like the sucker, all right,” the A-in-C said. “I don't know how she did it."

  "I do,” Malone said quietly. “Teleportation."

  The A-in-C whistled. “Well,” he said, “it was a great secret as long as it was FBI property. But now, friend, all hell is going to bust loose."

  "It already has,”
Malone said hollowly.

  "Great,” the A-in-C said. “What now?"

  "Now,” Malone said, “I am going to go back to Washington. Take care of poor little old New York for me."

  He closed his eyes, and vanished.

  When he opened them, he was in his Washington apartment. He went over to the big couch and sat down, feeling that if he were going to curse he might as well be comfortable while he did it. But when the air was bright blue, some minutes later, he didn't feel any better. Cursing was not the answer.

  Nothing seemed to be.

  What was his next move?

  Where did he go from here?

  The more he thought about it, the more his mind spun. He was, he realized, at an absolute, total, dead end.

  Oh, there were things he could do. Malone knew that very well. He could make a lot of noise and go through a lot of waste motion-that was what it would amount to. He could have all the homes of all the missing PRS members checked. That would result, undoubtedly, in the discovery that the PRS members involved weren't in their homes. He could have their files impounded, which would clutter everything with a great many more pieces of paper, and none of the pieces of paper would do any good to him. In general, he could have the entire FBI chasing all over hell and gone-and finding nothing whatever.

  No, it would be a waste of time, he told himself. That much was certain.

  And, though he probably had enough evidence to get the FBI in motion, he had nowhere near enough to carry the case into court, much less make a try at getting the case to stand up in court. That was one thing he couldn't do, even if he wanted to: issue warrants for arrest on any basis whatever.

  But Malone was an FBI agent, and his motto was: “There's always a way.” No normal method of tracking down the PRS members, and finding their present whereabouts, was going to work. They'd been covering themselves for such an emergency, undoubtedly, for a good many years and, due to telepathy, they certainly knew enough not to leave any clues around, of any kind.

  But nobody, Malone told himself, was perfect. There were clues lying around somewhere, he was sure of that; there had to be. The problem was, simply, to figure out where to look, and what to look for.