Wife Me Bad Boy

by Carter, Chance

  Wasn’t that the kind of life women wanted these days? Didn’t they want men who knew the difference between a tax bracket and a write off? Who drove hybrid cars? Who recycled their garbage?

  There’s nothing wrong with all those things. But they’re not me. I’m the polar opposite of all that shit.

  I was a criminal, a grade-A asshole. I had more blood on my hands than a serial killer. I couldn’t lie about it, not to Faith. Even if I tried, she’d see right through me. She knew the man I was. The man I would always be.

  She’d been shocked the first time she saw my scars. I’d never explained to her how I got them, but they’d frightened her. I could tell. What would she think now? I had gun shot scars, knife scars, shrapnel scars from a motorcycle accident. I even had scars from the attack dogs Wolf Staten kept around his villa.

  I was tattered and torn. What if Faith wanted a man that was new and clean? Didn’t she deserve that?

  I was crooked, and a tree that grows crooked can never grow straight. That’s what my father always told me.

  What good do I do? What happiness do I bring her and my child?

  I’d killed Los Lobos. That was it. Maybe she didn’t even care about that.

  If I was to disappear from the face of the earth right at that instant, what difference would it make to her? Would she miss me? If that last Lobo had gotten the draw on me. If he’d killed me before I killed him, would Faith have been better off? Would she and my kid be better off without me?

  I watched the taillights of her car recede into the darkness. Was that the last time I’d see her? Would she refuse to see me again? She’d made a life here, and she didn’t need me coming back to upset the balance she’d created. She was trying to achieve something with her life.

  Fuck it. The truth was, I couldn’t change who I was. For all the talk about being the man you want to be, the fact is, you’re born who you are. You can’t change that. You can’t change the past. Faith and I had our chance. It was over. Whatever I’d done, whatever I’d been to her in the past, that was gone now, and I couldn’t take back twelve years of absence.

  Why try to be something I couldn’t be? I knew what I was good at. I was good at killing criminals. That’s who I was. That’s what I knew.

  It was almost ten by the time I reached the old mansion and I forced myself to stop agonizing over Faith. Whatever was going to happen would wait till morning. A light was on over the porch. I stopped for a moment to look at the place. The vine-covered slopes of the valley rolled gently down to the house. The white barn was still where I’d left it. Vehicles were clustered in the arcade. A giant redwood shaded everything.

  They say you can never truly go home, because even when you do, you’re not the man you were when you left. It’s not true. The truth is, you are who you are. You’re always the same man.

  And it felt good to be back. I didn’t know how long I’d stay, I didn’t know what Grant and the rest of the Brotherhood would say when they saw me. They hadn’t heard from me in so long.

  At that moment, all I knew was that the full moon was looking down on me, the crickets were chirping, and the fireflies fluttered up from the lawn like minuscule fireworks. I let the feeling of the place wash over me.

  After twelve years of longing, I’d finally seen Faith. And she was better off without me.

  Chapter 26

  Jackson

  I’D BEEN BACK AT THE BROTHERHOOD for a week, and needless to say, they welcomed me with open arms. I’d never really doubted they would, membership was for life, but I was still apprehensive when I walked up to the porch and knocked on the door.

  Lacey was the one to answer. She was holding a glass of wine, and when she saw me standing there, she dropped the glass and it smashed all over the porch. Then she threw her arms around me and hugged me so tight I thought she’d hurt herself.

  The other three were all there, Grant, Forrester and Grady. They’d aged a little but were the same old sons of guns I’d known and loved. They knew I was alive, they’d watched with interest as, one by one, the Lobos were assassinated. They respected me for finishing the job. They all agreed something had to be done about Los Lobos, but they couldn’t believe I’d given up so much time to do it.

  Twelve years, while I had a baby and a woman waiting for me. Lacey was the hardest on me. She couldn’t understand how I could leave Faith alone that long.

  “She had to raise that kid without you,” Lacey said. “How can you ever hope to repay her for that? Twelve years, Jackson. You’re mad. All four of you are mad.”

  The guys were more understanding.

  “It was for Faith’s safety,” Grant said.

  “And the baby’s,” Forrester added. “I’d have done exactly the same thing.”

  They knew there was no way I could return until every last Lobo was gone.

  “Rule number one,” Grady said, “tie up loose ends. You know that, Lacey.”

  Lacey just shook her head. She was the one who’d remained closest to Faith. They all saw Faith and Sam on holidays and special occasions. The brothers all showed up for little Sam’s birthdays, things like that. But Lacey saw Faith all the time. The two had become best friends.

  “No matter how difficult it gets,” Grady went on, “no matter how long it takes, you do not sow the seeds of your own destruction. Whatever you do, you do it right. If you start a job, you finish it.”

  They’d always known I’d return when the job was done. They knew I’d return for Faith. I wasn’t the kind of guy to walk away from something, especially a woman I’d purposely made the mother of my son. I’d never have sent her to the Brotherhood if I didn’t intend to come back for her.

  When I told Lacey that I thought Faith would be better off without me, she called bullshit. She said Faith was still waiting for me, even if they didn’t talk about it like they used to. She knew it. Faith couldn’t even think of dating other men. She’d tried and failed, every time.

  Me and Lacey would sit out on the porch, discussing my thoughts long into the night.

  “You’ve got to promise me you won’t tell her I’m back,” I said to Lacey for the thousandth time.

  “Jackson, you’re crazy. That woman’s been waiting for you for twelve years, and now that you’re here, you don’t have the guts to call her?”

  “I told you, I already saw her.”

  “That doesn’t count. She didn’t even know it was you.”

  “I don’t know, Lacey. I’m a changed man. I’m not the guy she fell in love with.”

  “You’ll always be the guy she fell in love with, Jackson. I know that girl. She’s as loyal as they come.”

  I felt my heart throb for Faith when Lacey said that.

  “Just let me approach her in my own way,” I said. “I’ve got to figure out what I have to offer her, now that the Lobos are dead. Now that she’s safe, I’ve got to figure out what I have to give that she needs.”

  “She needs a man, Jackson. She needs a father for Sam.”

  “I know, I know,” I said. “It’s just, everything was so clear before. I was killing the men that posed a threat to her. I could understand that. Now, I’ve got to change gears. Just give me a few more days.”

  Lacey didn’t agree with me. She said I was stalling. She said I was full of shit. But she swore not to tell Faith I was back until I was ready.

  “Aren’t you desperate to meet your son?” she said.

  “Of course I am.”

  “Then what are you waiting for?”

  I didn’t have an answer so I said nothing. I’d been spending my days working on my daddy’s old place. It was a beautiful vineyard with an old homestead on it, the place I’d grown up. I thought if I could fix it up, I’d at least have something real to go to Faith with. I had to go back to her with something. I couldn’t just walk up and say I was back, not after so much time had passed. I couldn’t expect her to drop everything for me. She deserved more than that and I knew it.

  “I’m fixing u
p the old farm,” I said.

  “And how long’s that going to take?”

  “I don’t know,” I said. I’d accomplished a lot in the week since my return, but there was so much left to do.

  “Too long, that’s what.”

  My father had lived on the old vineyard till the day he died. That was the last time I’d set foot on the place. It had been empty twelve years and even though it was beautiful, it needed work.

  It was a ramshackle old hacienda, the porch rotting, the paint peeling, the roof in need of more than a few tiles. If it ever rained, it got washed out. Of course, if it ever rained, the vineyard would be doing a lot better too.

  Grant rode down with me the next morning and we got to work, stripping out old, rotten wood.

  “Why don’t you just live up at the mansion with the rest of us?” he said.

  “I need this place for Faith. I’ve got to have something to offer her.”

  He nodded. We’d gotten a lot of work done and it was time to call it quits for the evening.

  “Can I borrow your bike?” I said.

  “You headed to town?”

  I nodded.

  “Getting drunk?”

  “Depends.”

  “You want company?”

  I shook my head.

  “Suit yourself, brother.”

  He made to throw the keys but didn’t let them go. I’d made to catch them and he smirked.

  “Forget it,” I said. “I’ll take the truck.”

  “Jackson, I was kidding. Here, take the bike.”

  “Keep it,” I said.

  I was touchy. I’d give my life for that man, but I had my guard way up. It’s like I was afraid to show any hint of weakness. I guess that’s the way it goes. I’d spent so long looking over my back, it would take time for me to settle back to normal life.

  I don’t know if it’s like that in other places—men who pretend they’re made of rock because they’re scared shitless someone will put them to the test, find out they’re flesh and bone after all.

  Maybe I was being unreasonable.

  I stopped walking and turned around.

  “Grant.”

  He turned to face me. I made a little motion with my head, like when you want your dog to come with you but you don’t have to say it.

  “Don’t invite me to be nice,” he said. “I got things to do too.”

  “Come on. I could use the company. Let’s get a beer.”

  “You buying?”

  I laughed.

  “Where are we headed?” I said. I wasn’t sure what bar was the favorite of the hour.

  “Rusty,” Grant said.

  “You’re sure we won’t run into anyone I know?”

  Grant shook his head. “You think Faith would be caught dead in a place like the Rusty Nail? She stays up in the Hills, where it’s civilized.”

  “I’m glad to hear it,” I said. “That’s where she belongs.”

  “She’s a good girl, Jackson.”

  I nodded.

  “I mean it. I noticed. There’s not a lot of women who’d wait twelve years for their man. I don’t care who he is. But Faith waited for you. She didn’t even look at another guy, not for one second.”

  “You watched her?”

  “I didn’t watch her, but I’d have noticed if she stopped waiting for you. I wouldn’t have blamed her. You were gone so long she’d have had a right to start over.”

  “Yes, she would have.”

  “But she didn’t, Jackson. She didn’t.”

  *

  I DROVE US UP THE dusty road to the Rusty Nail, our old drinking haunt. It was at a nice spot on the road overlooking the vineyards in the valley.

  Other than the view, the place was a real shit hole. There was a stray-looking, yellow dog in the lot.

  “I see nothing’s changed.”

  Grant nodded. “Hey, at least you got to see some of the world.”

  I laughed. Twelve years planning the murders of highly protected criminals wasn’t exactly a leisure cruise.

  We entered the bar and it really was just as I remembered—stale beer, the neon glow of a Bud Light sign, a young waitress in a skirt that barely covered her ass.

  “What can I get you boys?” she said, looking at me like maybe I’d recognize her.

  Hell, maybe I should have recognized her. But I didn’t.

  “Two beers,” Grant said.

  We sat on stools and slumped over the bar just like old times. The waitress put our beers in front of us and lingered like she was waiting for something.

  Grant winked at her. “Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes,” he said.

  She was chewing gum. She had nice tits, two little melons that wanted to be squeezed. She leaned forward and pressed them together with her arms, creating more cleavage for our benefit. I stared right at them. Hell, why be subtle if she wasn’t?

  “I see you brought your friend,” she said to Grant.

  “Friend? This here’s my brother. Just got back from traveling the world.”

  The waitress held her hand out to me like she was the Queen of England. I took it.

  “Name’s Jackson,” I said.

  “I know who you are.”

  “This here’s Sue,” Grant said.

  She looked at me with her doe eyes. She was probably wet just looking at me. Not to sound arrogant, but I make a hell of a first impression.

  “Don’t tell me she’s going to drop me for you,” Grant said when she left.

  I shrugged. “I can’t help it. The lady’s got to make up her own mind.”

  “She’s no lady.”

  “I bet she ain’t,” I said, nodding. “Besides, I ain’t looking.”

  “How is that?” Grant said, looking at me.

  “What do you mean?”

  “Twelve years, Faith waiting for you with your baby, what did you do for release?”

  “You want to know what I did?” I said.

  “I mean, don’t tell me if you don’t want to. I’m just curious.”

  “I kept it in my pants, Grant.”

  “The fuck you did,” he said, looking at me.

  I nodded, holding his eye.

  “Jesus Christ, you’re serious.”

  “Of course I’m serious. When I saw Faith, I knew she was the one. That baby was no accident, Grant. I meant to make her pregnant.”

  “And you stayed true to her?”

  “It’s the least I could do. She was raising my son.”

  Grant clinked his bottle against mine.

  “Well, fuck,” he said. “I don’t know if I’d have been able to do the same in your position.”

  I looked back at him. “Yes, you would. When you meet the right one, you’ll know it.”

  “We’ll see,” he said, “if it ever happens.” He put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a bunch of change. “Go on,” he said. “For old time’s sake.”

  I looked at him, then I slid the change off the bar into my hand and got down from my seat. “Any requests?” I said.

  “You choose.”

  I went to the jukebox and flicked through the discs till I got to Sound Garden. I was feeling reminiscent. The night before my father died we’d been down here, listening to Sound Garden on the juke box. I knew he’d remember.

  Chapter 27

  Faith

  MY HAND WAS SHAKING. I picked up the phone and dialed Lacey’s number. I swear, if it wasn’t for Lacey I’d have lost my mind long ago.

  “Faith?”

  “How’d you guess?”

  “I’ve got a team of detectives working on it.”

  “What?”

  “Caller ID, silly.”

  “Oh,” I laughed, but the strain in my voice was obvious.

  “What is it, honey?”

  “Did you hear?”

  “Hear what?” she said.

  “It’s on the news. He was murdered on an oil rig in Texas. As far as I can tell, that’s the last of Los Lobos.”

&
nbsp; “The last one?” Lacey said.

  “Yes. I think so. I think they’re all dead, Lacey.”

  “That’s great. That means you and Sam are finally safe.”

  I was silent. Lacey was silent on the other end too. We both knew what I was thinking but I couldn’t bring it up so she did.

  “So that mean’s he’ll come back for you now, Faith.”

  Another long pause.

  “Is it silly to hope for that?”

  “Of course it isn’t.”

  “But, you know, twelve years? What guy would hold out for a girl for that long? I don’t even know if it’s possible.”

  “It’s possible. Think of all the great love stories you’ve ever heard. Men’s hearts are deeper than we give them credit for. They’ll wait a lifetime for the woman they love, Faith.”

  “But is that what I am?”

  “The woman Jackson Jones loves?”

  “Yes.”

  “Of course you are. You know it. What did he say to you?”

  “It was so long ago, Lacey.”

  “Tell me what he said.”

  She knew every detail of the three days I’d spent with Jackson. I’d told it all to her a thousand times.

  “He said I was his and he was mine.”

  “Yes, and would he have said that if he didn’t mean it?”

  “I don’t know.”

  “Faith,” Lacey said, using her stern voice. “Come on. You know better than that.”

  “I’m doubting myself.”

  “Don’t doubt yourself. Don’t give in to fear. If Jackson said he was coming back to you after the job was done, he’ll come back.”

  “I guess this means he’s still alive.”

  Lacey was silent. I didn’t know what she was thinking but there was something on my chest that I’d been dying to get off it and I took the opportunity.

  “Lacey,” I said.

  “Yes?”

  “There’s something else. Something I didn’t tell you.”