“That’s what I said. Presents. When a visitor has good intentions, he brings a present. It’s one of the oldest customs. Not that I have any use for presents—it’s the custom that matters. Customs are very important.”
Oh, dear, thought Sprockets. None of us brought a present for him! What am I going to do?
“Please, Mr. Brain,” he said, trying not to sound as desperate as he felt, “I’m sure presents will be arranged. B-but I must remind you that Dr. Bailey is quite absentminded. If—if you’ll pardon me while I call him—”
“No,” said the Brain. “Now that I know the awful languages my visitors speak, I will call them myself. Kindly observe silence—or I’ll turn you both off!”
A curious humming rose within the pearly shape, which Sprockets decided was the Brain speaking over his radio. While he hummed, the Brain amused himself by tossing Sprockets and Rivets back and forth and expertly catching them with his tentacles. It was horribly cog-rattling.
Finally the humming stopped, and the Brain said: “Dr. Bailey and the others will be here in three minutes—without presents, I fear. This is most upsetting. I dislike having to send some visitors away on a black tinkler, but—”
“Oh, no, no!” Sprockets cried, horrified. “You wouldn’t do that to us, would you?”
“It’s an old custom. My people did it all the time. Must I repeat the importance of a custom?”
Rivets, whose screw was very loose, said: “I fink some are nithe, but black tinklers make me worrit. What happened to your people, Mr. Bwain? Did you thend them off on black tinklers?”
“Certainly not! When Mars dried up, they came underground. I did the best I could for them, with an imitation sun and all—but they were surface people, and after a while everyone flew off, looking for a better surface to live on. I don’t know where they went. I keep signaling, but they haven’t replied yet. Matics tell me they are bound to come back in time—they’ve been gone only three million years, and that’s practically no time at all. Still, I do get a bit lonesome now and then. That’s why I like visitors—visitors with presents. Ah, Dr. Bailey!”
A white tinkler had appeared suddenly, and the doctor—without a sign of a present on him, and his mop of white hair in a wild tangle—climbed unsteadily out. Jim followed, as wide-eyed and worried as his father; then came Ilium and Leli, looking as upset as Sprockets had ever seen them. No one had a present.
Jim and the doctor gaped incredulously upward at Sprockets and Rivets. “I declare!” muttered the doctor. “What are the two of you doing up there?”
“W-we’re hostages, for presents, sir. Don’t be alarmed, sir, while Mr. Brain plucks your brains,” Sprockets said.
Jim stammered, “P-p-plucks our brains!”
“Certainly,” said the Brain. “It’s quite customary. Hold still, please.”
“It dothn’t hurt,” said Rivets, “but it tickles.”
Four pearly tentacles reached out and touched four very worried and uncertain heads. “Fairly super,” the Brain commented, speaking English one moment, then switching over as smooth as butter into the purple language. “I believe I could enjoy a visit with you—if a final custom can be observed. It’s very important. I would deeply regret having to send you away on black tinklers.”
“B-b-black tinklers!” Jim gasped. “Oh, no!”
“Yes,” said the Brain. “It’s a custom I’m forced to observe—unless you all brought presents. Did you?”
“B-bless me,” Dr. Bailey began, running an unsteady hand through his hair, as if he would somehow loosen a present in the tangle. “It’s, ah, this way. Er, Sprockets, can you possibly, er—”
It was a horrible moment, and poor Sprockets, ten feet up in the air and hardly able to wiggle, was trying desperately to think of an idea. He was on the point of offering himself as a present, when Rivets spoke.
“Oh, Mr. Bwain,” said Rivets. “Of course we bwought pwethenth! There’s a weal nice wun from each of uth. They are the motht wonnerful mobbles in the Univerthe!”
Rivets held out his precious set of floating space marbles.
Instantly the Brain encircled the floating marbles with a tentacle, and began flipping them experimentally from one tentacle to another. Suddenly he set Sprockets and Rivets carefully on the floor, and began spinning the glowing marbles in squares and circles overhead. “My!” he exclaimed, brightening all over. “These are the finest presents I’ve had since my people left. They are positively super-plus!”
From that moment on, everything was quite all right. Leli hugged Rivets, and told him how gorgeous he was with his new silver plating. Everyone began talking at once, and the Brain played happily with his space marbles while he pushed buttons and explained how he ran underground Mars. The doctor had a deep discussion with him on Matics, and when they were ready to leave the Brain presented each of them with a singing robot bird, brought in by a small tinkler, and made them promise to visit him again.
They rode two green tinklers back to the glade where the brook began; but since this was the end of the line, they had to climb the rest of the distance to the air lock, which was most exhausting. Aboard the purple saucer, the doctor was happy to discover that the thermos bottle still held one cup of sassafras tea, which he needed badly. Afterward he and Jim took jumping pills, and the purple saucer jumped them home in thirty minutes.
Mrs. Bailey could hardly believe her eyes when she saw the robot birds and Sprockets and Rivets with their new silver plating. “Why, you’re too gleamily gorgeous for words!” she told them. “You’ll have to carry silver polish with you all the time and keep yourselves properly shined. Barnabas, how did they behave?”
“Tolerable,” said the doctor. “Quite tolerable.” Which meant super-super.
“Always gadding about in purple saucers,” said Mrs. Bailey. “I suppose next you’ll be gadding to some outlandish place like the purple planet.”
“Naturally,” said the doctor. “The sooner, the better. I’m anxious to acquire a set of purple space marbles.”
“Space marbles! What on earth for?”
“To repay a debt,” said the doctor. “And you’d better pack an extra big lunch this time. I understand it’s quite a jump.”
About the Author
Alexander Key (1904–1979) started out as an illustrator before he began writing science fiction novels for young readers. He has published many titles, including Sprockets: A Little Robot, Mystery of the Sassafras Chair, and The Forgotten Door, winner of the Lewis Carroll Shelf Award. Key’s novel Escape to Witch Mountain was adapted for film in 1975, 1995, and 2009.
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Copyright © 1979 by Alice Towle Key
Cover design by Jesse Hayes
ISBN: 978-1-4976-5257-6
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