KATE GOSSELIN: HOW SHE FOOLED THE WORLD - THE RISE AND FALL OF A REALITY TV QUEEN

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by Robert Hoffman


  Jon & Kate Gosselin PA Reporting

  February 2010

  Kate is away from home for the third straight day today, leaving the kids with Judy and several other sitters and nannies. She disappeared at lunchtime on Saturday and hasn’t been seen since. The kids were off from school today and spent some time outside playing in the snow, going sledding and just running around having fun, throwing snow at each other. It usually turns into the boys against the girls and today was no exception. The girls were the aggressors today, throwing the first snowball when Lexi threw snow in Colin’s face. That got Joel and Aaden into the war and the rest of the girls quickly came to Lexi’s defense. They were laughing and having fun though and nobody got hurt and nobody ended up crying for a change.

  Jon & Kate Gosselin PA Reporting

  March 2010

  Kate told Jon earlier this week that she was going to be on the new season of Dancing With The Stars for sure. She’s been in California for more than a week. “He’s angry because this will keep her away from the kids for an extended period of time and nannies will watch the kids instead of Jon. Kate won’t let Jon have any extra custody days. When it’s his time to be at the house, he’s there or he isn’t – his choice. Other than that, the kids are Kate’s responsibility and she thinks they’re better off with a nanny than Jon.”

  Jon & Kate Gosselin PA Reporting

  March 2010

  Kate hasn’t seen her kids since Saturday, February 20th. She left the house at 6 am on Sunday morning. Jon took over custody at 7:30 am that day. Jon left the house and kids on Sunday, February 28th so the kids have been without either parent all week. They’ve been with a nanny and various babysitters and helpers.

  “Mady and Cara are mopey and being very dramatic and whiny – more than usual. They feel like they’ve been abandoned by both parents. They’re excited that Kate will be on DWTS but miss having her at the house.“ They love the nanny but she thinks they get scared sometimes not having either parent around.

  Mady and Cara have learned to deal with Kate being away by pretending to be in charge of the little kids and taking turns being ‘mommy.’ That works well for them but the little kids don’t like being bossed around by them and yell at and fight with them. This just makes Mady and Cara yell and fight back and all out wars break out that have to be settled by the nanny.

  Jon & Kate Gosselin PA Reporting

  April 2010

  Kate has been away from home and the kids since last Saturday afternoon and she got home sometime overnight last night but didn’t take them to the bus stop this morning, which means she probably slept in and didn’t see them this morning. The nanny took the kids to the bus stop. So after six days away from the kids, you’d think that Kate would be anxious to see them and do anything to be with them, right? Well at the very same time that the nanny was waiting at the bus stop to pick up the kids this afternoon, Kate opted instead to …… GO TANNING! She and Tony jumped in his Porsche SUV and went to Kate’s salon for a thirty-minute session. Tony didn’t tan today. He just waited patiently in the lobby for her while she went in the back for a spray tan.

  Jon & Kate Gosselin PA Reporting

  April 2010

  Carla brought the kids outside to play at 9:30 and parked herself in a chair up by the garage while the kids rode their bikes, scooters and just generally ran around. The kids were having a great time playing but Carla got too cold and ended playtime after only fifteen minutes. The kids were visibly upset and yelling that they wanted to stay outside but she made them go in. Cries of “we want to stay outside!” could be heard down at the fence.

  In the short time that they were outside, Carla sat in a chair reading Kate’s new book. She made sure it was visible to the paparazzi. Every moment of these people’s lives are carefully orchestrated for maximum media exposure. It’s all an illusion.

  Jon & Kate Gosselin PA Reporting

  April 2010

  Despite what Kate says to the contrary, and despite her efforts to make the kids afraid of the paparazzi, the kids love them. It’s pretty much the same people every day and Jon says that since they grew up with cameras in their faces, it’s a natural part of their lives. I play with the kids all the time and they love it. They know us as their daddy’s friends and they feel at ease around us. It’s sad that Kate scares them and yells at them to the point that when she’s with them and they see us nearby, they’re afraid to even look in our direction. Colin is such a sweet little boy and he smiled and waved to one of the paps in the parking lot at the bus stop a few weeks back and that turned into the infamous photo of Kate slapping him and covering his mouth. She’s a horrible mother.

  Jon & Kate Gosselin PA Reporting

  April 2010

  Jon is extremely upset with Kate because she threw him out of the house in front of Mady and Cara when she got home. She came in the house and walked over to him and said “I’m home, get out.” He’s also pissed because she wouldn’t let him stay in the garage apartment one last night. His custody starts again at 6 am on Sunday but she made him leave the house and forced him to get all of his things out of the apartment at night, in the rain and cold, alone.

  Jon & Kate Gosselin PA Reporting

  August 2010

  Jon had custody of the kids and when it was time to go back home to Kate, things got a little sad. When Jon called for them to start packing up, the kids started crying and told him that they didn’t want to go back to Kate’s house because she’s hardly ever home and they don’t want to film anymore. They refused to pick up their toys and sleeping bags and sat themselves down on the sofa with their arms folded and said they weren’t going.

  When they finally arrived at the gate the kids were crying for Jon to take them back to his apartment and not make them go back with Kate. When they saw the nanny approaching, they started freaking out, getting hysterical and wailing and sobbing uncontrollably. Jon got out of the van and came around to give them hugs goodbye and to try and calm them down but that made it worse and they were crying even louder. Then Jon gave last hugs and got into my car to go back home.

  Jon and Kate Gosselin PA Reporting

  July 2010

  (Source – A Gosselin Insider – I wasn’t in Alaska)

  The kids are having a miserable time in Alaska and have been saying things like “I don’t want to film today. Can we just go home now!” They’re being pushed around and guided physically by the crew because they don’t want to be there. There’s a lot of foot-stomping by the little kids and Mady and Cara are just generally moping and whining that they want to go home. Kate doesn’t seem to care at all about their feelings. She just tells them to be quiet and keep moving.

  The kids were crying and wanting to come home after only the second day in Alaska. They want to be at home in their pool enjoying their summer. They asked Jon to come and get them and bring them home. Mady is so sad and even threatened to run away. Kate told her if she did, a bear would eat her.

  Kate scares the kids into filming. Kate said to the kids previously that “you have to keep working or we’ll lose everything we have!” Kate told them they’d lose the house and have to live in a shack, that they wouldn’t be able to go to their school anymore and that they wouldn’t have nice clothes and good food to eat.

  Jon and Kate Gosselin PA Reporting

  August 2010

  TLC, Kate and the kids filmed an episode on Friday afternoon on Penn Avenue in West Reading, two blocks from Jon’s apartment. Kate took the kids to get their haircut and to Wendy’s for fast food of all places. Kate doesn’t allow Jon to give them anything but organic but now she’s the one giving them junk food. Could this be a bid to win some affection from the kids who obviously have had enough of her parenting skills? TLC also filmed Kate getting her dry cleaning at a nearby cleaners.

  The boys were grumbling about having to wear matching shirts when the girls didn’t have to. The girls have already been complaining to Kate about this and it looks like she gave in t
o them but not to the boys. When the kids are with Jon they pick out their own outfits.

  IT’S NOT RAINING MEN

  Does Kate ever have anything nice to say about her children? Everything is always about how difficult or messy or expensive they are. Now she has added scaring men away to that list of complaints. Kate Gosselin claims that she hasn’t met a new man, or even dated, because of her children. In April of 2011, she told Matt Lauer on Today that she’s only been on “half a date” since her split from Jon.

  Kate shoulders the bulk of parental duties and also soldiers on solo with the show. In between, she has made a cottage industry of her fame – writing two books, competing on Dancing With The Stars and guest-hosting on The View. But she told Lauer that none of that is why she’s only been on “half a date” since her split with Jon – it’s tending to her two 10-year-olds and six 5-year-olds that’s to blame. And she fears her love life might be hopeless.

  Then, in January of 2012, Kate sat down with Dr. Drew (Pinsky) to discuss, among other things, how her children are keeping her from finding love.

  Dr Drew: How about you, do you have a love life?

  Kate: “No, too busy. I think a lot of my friends who are being constructive, or trying, say gosh, who are you gonna meet that’s um, gonna be able to deal with eight kids? And my answer is always, if they can deal with eight kids in our situation, they probably will be the person. It’ll sort of prove it.

  Having eight kids hasn’t prevented Kate’s ex-husband from dating and having other relationships. Maybe Kate’s lack of dating has more to do with the fact that she is unpleasant, mean and so self-absorbed than with her having eight kids.

  I have spent time with Jon and Kate’s eight children, and they couldn’t be any more delightful. They’re inquisitive, funny, and eager to learn and play and be children. When I look into their precious eyes though, all I can think of is the torture that Kate has put them through.

  POETRY

  One of the twins is an aspiring poet. One day in 2011, she read me every poem in her poetry journal that she carried with her. She seemed shocked that an adult would take the time to sit quietly with her, or even be interested in what she had written. She said her mom never sits down with her and listens to her poetry. She was starving for parental attention and didn’t want it to end.

  MOVIE NIGHT

  This woman is her own worst enemy and a PR person’s worst nightmare. Luckily for Laurie Goldberg, PR guru at Discovery Communications, Kate Gosselin is no longer her problem.

  On one particular Friday and half of the Saturday after, all eight Gosselin kids were with their father. That Saturday night when her kids returned home to Kate, what do you think was the first thing this loving mother who missed her children would be anxious to do? Escape to Twitter, of course!

  Kate went straight to Twitter to tell her followers that they were having a “family movie night!” at home. She tweeted a picture of the movie they were going to watch, along with photos of the kids all lined up and evenly spaced out on “the stripe” (otherwise known as the edge) of the rug on the floor in front of the TV. The kids must sit along “the stripe” so Kate doesn’t have to worry about any popcorn spilling on her rug. While the kids are made to sit in that oh-so-comfortable configuration, Kate lounges on a cushiony sofa behind them, drinking wine…and tweeting. Kate tweeted 114 tweets during that particular “family movie night.”

  In her Twitter frenzy, she stupidly became engaged in a back and forth about why she doesn’t take the kids out to the movie theater instead of staying at home. She opened up this particular can of worms when she wrote about movies being expensive, and then got defensive and angry when a tweetie continued to question her. This was the start of the great Twitter movie war:

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Just saw The Lorax!!!! Will be buying the DVD!! Cried like a baby at the end!! Such a HUGE message so beautifully done!!

  I’ll put in on my list to get when out on DVD. Movie theater is $$$ and hard to do for us!:) Thanks for review!

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Great movie! Sounds like fun nght planned. But I don't get why u don't take kids to movie theatre? U have money.

  …We all have money. It’s in our personal choices on how to spend it that counts… Have a good day!

  Why did Kate even engage in this conversation in the first place? Because she is just too stupid to know any better. She never thinks about the possible consequences of her words before she says them. This is a very wide-open window into the amount of influence Discovery had in controlling the message that came out of her mouth for the years she was under contract with them. When the Discovery contract expired, Kate was on her own with little oversight, and she became totally unplugged.

  Kate’s personal choice on how to spend the money her kids made for her is to treat herself like a first-class Hollywood starlet, sparing no expense on anything that’s for her. Kate sits in her mansion with her $200,000 in cars parked in the driveway and garage, enjoys her glamorous, first-class trips around the world and her millions of dollars in investments tucked away in her many accounts, and her $800-a-day personal bodyguard, etc., but she can’t take her children to see a movie in a theater because it’s too expensive.

  AND THE TWEET GOES ON

  Here are some of Kate’s Twitter thoughts where she criticizes other mothers and crows about her own great, personal accomplishments:

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 How does Kate deal every day???

  A mom’s gotta do what a mom’s gotta do. Love motivates me to do my best no matter how I feel :)

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Would you ever sign them up to dance ? Could you be a “dance mom?” LOL! Happy Sunday!

  Um dance.. Yes. Um those horrible Dance moms? Never ever ever!

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 it's amazing what you have done for your kids some people may judge u but u wouldn't be able to provide half as much as a nurse

  Correct! Thanks for recognizing that I am doing BEST I can for my kids. They have a wonderful life..It’s my greatest accomplishment!:)

  Then there is this gem where Kate strays from her script that she is the perfect, most organized mother on the planet:

  xxxxx @Kateplusmy8 Morning Kate! Are you recouped from the baking frenzy? LOL working here today but back at it tomorrow. Have a gr8 day!

  Yes, I slept so well last night I forgot to set my alarm clock. Two days alarm clock’s name was Leah :) Thank goodness for conscientious child.

  Two days in a row Kate had to be awakened by a first-grader…on school days. And she proudly announced this online to the world. No worries. Kate knows that her fans will make excuses for her.

  “It was truly the sweetest thing I had ever witnessed…”

  Kate Gosselin has eight children. You’ve probably picked up on that by now. She’s been a mother since 2000, so it’s probably safe to assume that she has seen and experienced countless sweet and precious moments from and with her kids. Someday, when her children read her writings and see the above quote from her, they might be a little taken aback to learn that the sweetest thing their mommy ever witnessed had nothing to do with any one of them; instead, it was about an animal in another country.

  That quote came from Kate’s blog, “Dear Honey,” which she posted on November 18, 2011. Kate was referring to the time she was moved to tears as she held Honey, the koala bear, while filming for the Australia episode. It was very touching. She showed a lot of emotion toward that little bear; more than she has ever shown toward any of her children at any time during seven seasons of filming a reality show.

  We could simply chalk the statement up to Kate’s overblown hyperbole. Unfortunately, her kids have to live without any of the warm, genuine affection their mom gave to a bear.

  UNDER THE BBBUS

  On November 3, 2001, radaronline.com posted the following story about Kate Gosselin.

  Kate Gosselin Slammed By Child Safety Group After Her Son Is Seen Playing Under her Van

  http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/11/kate-
gosselin-son-plays-under-wheels-her-van-danger-child-safety-group-photos/

  Not only did Kate stay in the van as one of her boys crawled underneath to retrieve something with his head right behind the front wheel, but the engine was running the entire time. A mishap could have resulted in death for her child but she stayed in the van texting.

  NO GUIDANCE

  Kate Gosselin keeps her children as isolated from the world around them as she possibly can. She wants people to only know about her children what she tells them and nothing more. I learned that the Gosselin children are not permitted to meet with their school’s guidance counselor, at all, for any reason. Kate is afraid they will be asked questions about their home life that she absolutely does not want answered.

  A SAD TRUTH

  In a child’s first 5 to 7 years of life, 80% of their personality, morals, values and self-identity are formed. Given this statistic, how does Kate Gosselin rate as a parent instilling morals, values and self-identity in her impressionable, young children? Based on the following tips on personality development found through online research, not very well. Not very well at all. She fails at all twelve bullet points:

 

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