“I’m not into her like that.”
“Ben …” she stops and her voice softens even as her disappointment in me is evident. I love my sister, but not enough to date a woman I’m not interested in. “This isn’t about Drew is it? Did you freak because Karen’s aunt has cancer?”
It sucks how much she knows me.
“I didn’t freak.” I take another swallow of my Lagavulin. “I’m just not into her. No reason to meet her family when I’m never going to put a ring on her finger.”
She’s probably crossed her arms by now and is most likely tapping her foot in impatience. I’m no coward, but I’m glad we’re on the phone.
“I don’t believe you.”
“You don’t have to,” I snap.
She says nothing for several seconds. “Mom’s going to be pissed. She likes her. She sees the two of you making little Ben babies together.”
I groan. Mom has been on the baby hunt lately.
“You make Jenna babies because Karen’s not the one. I’m not in love with her. Not even close.”
Jenna sighs. “Ben, I love you. Hell, I love Cate too. And I loved Drew. But if you both don’t snap out of it, you might as well have died with him.”
If anyone else had said that, I would have hung up or hurled several curse words because what she said is like a slap across my face.
“I know.” I barely choke out the words.
“Maybe you should talk to someone, a therapist.”
A therapist. I can almost feel Drew standing there in agreement with my sister. He would have choice words for me if he was here. But that’s the point. He’s not. And he should be. I close my eyes feeling his loss as if it happened yesterday.
“I don’t know. Maybe.” She sighs like she’s won. “Anyway, it’s better this way. I’m no good for anyone. I’ll never be Drew.”
“Ben—”
“Stop, Jenna. Don’t set me up with any more of your friends unless they want to be fucked.” I mean that in more ways than one. “That’s all I have to give.”
“Ben—”
“I’m serious.”
My sister, the queen of words, is quiet. “Okay,” she says, and I know she gets it. “I won’t fix you up anymore.”
“Good, I never asked you to in the first place.”
By the time we end the call, I’m restless. I get up from my chair and walk over to the bottle of Lagavulin on the counter. Pouring myself a double, I realize I can’t call Drew and ask him to come over to process all this. I swallow down the liquid thinking what a shit life I have.
My mind wanders to beautiful Cate. She’s just as alone as I am. Maybe … that thought dies a sudden death in my mind because she’s like my little sister, which makes me shudder, not to mention I doubt that’s what Drew had in mind when he asked me to watch over her.
With that weird idea cleansed from my mind, I head to the shower to wash away the reek of Karen. Passing through my bedroom, I make a quick decision to strip the sheets off the bed to get rid of every trace of her. The act will shock the shit out of my cleaning lady.
After my shower, I call Mark, a guy from work, to see if he’s up for hanging out. Maybe poker or heading to a bar will help me forget everything, including the fucking C word, cancer.
When he doesn’t answer, I assume his ex is back, giving him grief. I flip on the TV and end up watching the Dark Knight for the millionth time. Only Drew’s there in the back of my head giving me shit about my choices. He wouldn’t have approved how I handled Karen. “Then you should be here to kick my ass,” I say to the empty room.
The next morning, I crawl out of bed before the crack of dawn to hustle into work. I make it there before the sun has made an appearance, and the office is hopping as I’m not the first one in. Gratefully I’m not the last, either. However, I haven’t beaten the old man, my father himself, which has been a goal of mine for some time.
Jeff, my co-worker, spots me as he steps out from the kitchen area. He slings an arm around my shoulders.
“The Money Man’s in the house,” he announces, getting people to look up from their work stations like I’m some kind of rock star. He leans into me conspiratorially as we pass the cubical pool of first-year recruits and more quietly, but not so much, says, “Ben, my man, it’s Friday. Don’t make plans for the night. We’re taking Mark out to get laid. His wife—”
“Soon to be ex-wife,” I counter. I don’t know why I bother. Mark doesn’t seem to want to let her go.
“Whatever, she’s stringing him along by the balls. We’re heading to Savanna’s after work. And you’re coming.”
Savanna’s is an upscale club in an up and coming trendy part of town. We stop at my small office, the one the old man grudgingly gave me when I decided to come back and work for him after a stint in New York. He’s still pissed I went to New York to work for a big firm out of college and not for him. So he’s forcing me to earn my place in his firm and not just using my name to snag a corner office. It doesn’t bother me. I love a challenge. And getting the old man not to be smug after I decided New York wasn’t for me is worth it.
Jeff steps back. “Your dad is in a mood. Watch out.”
I nod.
“Anyway, we’re taking a cab to the club after work, so don’t sneak out.” He points at me as he heads to his junior office a few doors down. “We’re counting on you.”
I don’t get two feet behind my desk before I hear my name by a familiar voice.
“Benjamin, late are you?”
Tongue in cheek, I know better than to answer.
“If you think you’re up to it, I’d like your risk analysis on the IPO we discussed yesterday.”
“I—”
Dad cuts me off. “Ten minutes, large conference room.”
He leaves me feeling very much like a chastised child. It’s a good thing I worked late yesterday evening, expecting him to put me on the spot. No doubt all the analysts have been rounded up to hear a report I hadn’t been asked to prepare. But I had anticipated it.
The meeting runs long and leaves me behind with all the other business of the day, but I nailed it. I deflected every question fired at me with a well-researched answer, giving my father no choice but to be mollified that I’d done the work.
Catching up the rest of the day, I’m busy and out of the emotional shitstorm in my head … which is why I put in at least sixty hours a week.
When Jeff drags me out of the office earlier than normal, I’m grateful for one thing. And that’s alcohol. I pay for a few rounds as the guys get Mark good and twisted. I’m halfway there myself, although my tolerance for the stuff has increased, and it’s taking more to get a buzz these days.
Downing a shot, I watch as Jeff ropes in a sexy blonde for Mark. A woman with dark hair and clear blue eyes is not too far behind and she winks at me. She has a gorgeous exotic mix of features that makes her a stunner. I buy her a drink or two before I allow her to lead me towards the private restrooms in the back.
She doesn’t waste time and works my zipper down as she drops to her knees. I take a fistful of her silky dark hair and wind it around my hand. She works a condom on my semi-hardened cock and I start to wonder if she’s a professional. I say nothing and let her work me up from half-mast. Only I’m not into it. She’s an attractive woman, but I can’t go there. I’ve had many nights like this and it’s getting old.
I pull her mouth away and tuck myself back in my pants. “Sorry, sweetheart. It’s not working.” Before she can balk and spew curses at me that will draw everyone’s attention, I add, “I think I’m too drunk to get it up.”
It isn’t exactly true, but no reason to cause bad blood.
“Maybe next time,” she says with a wink.
I nod. She gives me her phone number, and I take the trouble to program it in my phone, more of the illusion that it’s me and not her, which is mostly true. We leave the restroom and I join my friends. I say nothing when they stare at me; I don’t have anything to prove to t
hese guys. The night that should have been fun is turning out to be a bust. I eventually cab it home when I finally hit that sweet spot on the drunk scale, and I don’t want to wrap my car around a tree.
Somehow I make it to bed, still dressed, which is where I find myself in the morning. A bottle of water and a cup of coffee later, I cab it back to pick up my car. My stomach growls and I pull into the first store I see. It’s not where I normally go, but it’s right there. I need to get a couple of things, like bread, milk, eggs, bacon and cereal, for the lazyass hangover breakfast of champions which is a hodgepodge of everything and anything.
I step inside the unfamiliar store and gaze around to determine which direction I should head first to fulfill the small list of items.
That’s when I spot her. My dick stiffens and points in her direction like a divining rod. I’m not sure what to make of it. This has never happened, especially considering I can only see her mostly from behind. I do get a view of side boob and her rack is impressive from that angle. I step forward because her lower half is hidden by the display stand in the produce section.
Then I see it. Miles of long, smooth, tanned legs. She looks like she might be headed out to the beach because she wears a loose white tank top with a bright blue bra or bikini top that peeks out from the side where the tank top hangs open. Her tan extends up and under a pair of frayed at the edges shorts that don’t have to be tight to make my pulse race.
Blood leeches from my brain and I can barely think. I haven’t even seen her face and I could chisel a stone statue with my dick. Her hand lands on a round melon and she turns enough to give me a profile view. Damn if she isn’t the full package. Her face is as pretty as the rest of her. Strands of golden blond hair mixed with honey brown are pulled into some messy knot at the base of her neck. I find myself tethered to her like a dog on a leash. Unconsciously, I begin walking towards her.
When I get the full view, she isn’t as exotically stunning as the woman in the club last night, yet I find myself way more attracted to the one in front of me.
Her hand is still on the melons and she’s squeezing them, or so it appears.
“Excuse me,” I say.
Startled hazel eyes flecked with gold meet mine as a smile grows on her lips. “Yes?”
Her voice is like a hand stroking my dick and I have to have her in my bed tonight.
“I’m going to have to write you up for molesting the fruit. It’s unseemly with kids in the vicinity. I’ll need your name.”
This is where she can shut me down because she thinks I’m corny as hell or she’ll give me a shot by telling me her name.
“Hmm,” she says taking her hand off the melon in feigned shock. “I could give you a fake name.”
“You could or I could ask for ID.”
She giggles and that mouth. It takes the strength of ten men to keep my eyes leveled on hers and not take in her extraordinary chest. I wait a few seconds before she says, “I’m Samantha Calhoun, but my friends call me Sam.”
She holds out her hand. I take it and lift it to my lips. “Nice to meet you, Samantha. I’m Ben Rhoades.”
“Ben? Is that short for Benjamin?”
“Ah,” I say reluctantly letting go of her hand. “That’s a long story. One you can only hear if you agree to go out to dinner with me.”
She raises her brows. “Is that so?”
I shrug.
“Okay, I think I want to hear this long story.”
“Tonight?” I ask because I want her in my bed so badly, I’m almost ready to beg. And isn’t that some shit? If not for my jeans, my dick would have popped out and told her himself.
“I can’t. I have plans.”
Of course she does. I remember it’s Saturday. I probably look like a total loser for suggesting it. “Monday?”
“Monday?” she repeats.
“Yes, I have a thing tomorrow, and who has plans on a Monday?”
She smiles. “Monday’s good.”
She pulls out her phone and I have déjà vu for a second remembering last night with the exotic beauty in the private bathroom. We exchange phone numbers and I promise to call her with the details.
“Great,” she says and her smile is beautiful.
I turn up the wattage on mine, then leave her after I say, “I should report you to the Produce Manager, but consider it a warning this time.”
She giggles again and I know I’m in. I head towards the dairy department and I don’t look back. I don’t chase women. Never have and I won’t start now. If this doesn’t work out between us, there are plenty of other women in the world to satisfy my needs.
I look again at the melon I’m still caressing. Oh, the aroma. Control yourself, Sam. It’s a fucking melon. Not a penis, for Pete’s sake!
The dark-haired, gray-eyed god struts away from me as I ogle his goods. Holy melon I’m a felon! The man with the sexiest voice known to womankind who interrupted my fruitporn could possibly be my total destruction as I stand staring, shell-shocked. He is every bit as panty-melting from behind as he was from the front.
Messy-as-hell hair, scruffy face, and a smile that would stop a nuclear war, and he accused me of molesting the damn fruit! How the hell did he know? But he’s the kind of man who would make me lose my normally in-control-of-everything-Sam-self. What exactly was that all about? And how cliché is this? Meeting in the produce section of the Whole Foods, of all things? And then he asks me out and we exchange numbers. Jesus tomatoes. I just handed out my number to him like a piece of candy. No background check. Nothing. He leaves and I’m left standing here, massaging the melon like it’s one of his balls. And does it ever feel good. Not as velvety smooth as a penis, mind you.
My phone rings shaking me out of my stupor.
“You’re still coming, right?” Lauren asks.
“Um, me, miss a day at the beach? What do you think?”
“Where the hell are you then?”
“I took a small detour,” I say, tossing the melon in my basket. “I’m at Whole Foods grabbing some stuff for munchies. I’m sure your parents don’t want us to eat them out of house and home.”
“Oh, that. You know they always have enough food for an army platoon.”
“Too bad. I’m here anyway.”
“Whatever. I’ll see you in a few then. And whatever you do, don’t bring any towels. Mom says she has so many out here from people leaving them behind she thinks they’re mating and reproducing.”
Heading to the register with my haul, I laugh. “Gotcha. Later.”
Lauren and I have been roommates since our days at Clemson. We went to high school together and everyone swore it would be a mistake to live together and we would end up hating each other. What did they know? Six years later, here we are, still living together and the best of friends. I’m as close to Lauren as I am my own sister.
As I’m walking to the car with my groceries, my phone buzzes again. Checking it, I see it’s my mom. “Hey, Mom.”
“Hey, sweetie. What’re you up to?”
“Headed to the beach. I’m trying to beat the traffic.”
“Well, I won’t keep you. I wanted to see if you made your decision yet.”
Inwardly I groan. This is something I don’t like to think about, but I know she wants me to hurry with this. “Not yet, Mom. I have plenty of time.”
“I know you do. Don’t wait too long, though.”
“I won’t. Gotta go. Love you.”
“Kisses, sweetie.”
It’s the perfect beach day—bright blue sky and not a cloud in sight. My windows are down as the music blares.
When I pull into the driveway of the Mitchell’s beach house, I mentally push my convo with my mom out of my head as I lug all my purchases upstairs, determined to enjoy the gorgeous day.
“Didn’t think you’d ever get here,” Lauren says, grabbing some of my bags to give me a hand.
“Hi Sam.” Mrs. Mitchell hugs me. “What in the world did you bring this time?”
“Can I make you a Bloody Mary or a mimosa?” she asks.
“A Bloody Mary would be great, thanks.”
When she leaves, I say to Lauren, “You wouldn’t believe what happened. I met a god at Whole Foods.”
“What?”
So I explain.
“You say his name is Ben Rhoades?”
“Yeah. Do you know him?”
Lauren gives me her scrunchy-faced look. “Not that I know. Mom? Do you know any Rhoades?”
“Yeah. Martin and Julia Rhoades. Why?” Mrs. Mitchell hands me my drink.
Lauren says, “Oh, yeah. Do they have kids?”
“Yeah, two. Maybe three. I can’t remember because we were never close with them. I think their oldest is in business with Martin. He owns an investment firm, if I recall correctly. Your father would know more about that. Why the interest?”
“Sam met Ben Rhoades this morning at Whole Foods. She says he’s a god.”
Mrs. Mitchell arches her brows and leans in. “Really? Do tell.”
I giggle again and they both look at me like the melon I’m holding is my third eye.
“Holy hot hunks, Mom. She’s smitten. Sam never giggles.”
“I know. It’s a fact. You all should’ve seen it. You know how I am at Whole Foods anyway. I ogle the produce like porn, and then he comes up to me and accuses me of molesting the melons. It’s like he had a direct line into my brain. And I wish I’d had my damn phone out. I would’ve snapped a pic of him. Drool-worthy for sure.”
They’re both eating up my words. “Yeah?”
“Oh, yeah. He had the messy hair thing going from here ‘til Sunday and I wanted to stick my hands in it and mess it up even more. Tall, dark, and desirable. End of story.”
Mrs. Mitchell, whom I adore, nudges Lauren, “Well, no damn wonder she’s giggling.”
Lauren asks, “Eyes?”
“Piercing gray. And you wanna hear the best? I gave him my number and he’s asked me out for Monday. You don’t think he’s a serial killer or something, do you?”
Mrs. Mitchell laughs. “I think you’re safe on that one.”
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