“But that’s what I want to talk about, Yonezawa Jun,” she said. “Your cargoes.”
“What about them? We import water. That’s all.”
“But how do you pay for it? Even in the Belt, water isn’t cheap.”
Jun felt hunted. He felt ashamed. “We export manufactured goods,” he blustered. “Fine porcelain, handcrafted religious items, katanas. People are willing to pay for quality, even today. We’ve got artisanal lineages here on this asteroid that go back centuries. I introduced you to our swordsmith, remember? He’s the twenty-sixth of his name. You can’t find that kind of accumulated expertise anywhere else in the solar system.”
“Oh, I’m not questioning that, Yonezawa Jun. My question is, who buys this stuff? Where, in a Belt full of colonists skimping and recycling to stay alive, do you find customers for handcrafted luxury goods?”
Jun slammed his palm angrily on the rock. “I don’t know. We deal with a middleman.”
“A middleman. And he or she sells you stuff, correct?”
“Water.”
“But not just water. You said you brought your religious treasures here from Earth. But I looked up the customs records for 2206 …”
Nothing was beyond the UN’s reach. If they could access archived SinoSpaceWays customs records from eighty-four years ago, what couldn’t they do?
“There’s no record of a church organ being exported from Earth. Nor any crucifixes or anything like that. So either you broke the law, or …”
“We broke the law,” Jun said. “That’s it. Remember, Catholicism had just been made illegal in Japan. We had to hide the symbols of our faith.”
He thought this was a fairly inspired excuse, but the phavatar shook her head. “You were expelled from Japan precisely for being Catholic. The authorities knew what you were. They wouldn’t have penalized you any further for taking a church organ with you. No, I think the truth is different. You made that organ yourselves, right here. Same goes for the rest of your stuff.”
Jun straightened his back. Why should he be ashamed, after all? What was wrong with having the expertise, the tools, and the time to make beautiful objects to a level of craftsmanship not even found on Earth anymore?
It gave the lie to his self-sufficiency dream, that was what. Made his claim that they were almost there into a bald falsehood. But maybe it was time to admit self-sufficiency had been a hopeless aspiration all along.
“Yeah. Our contact provides the raw materials. We make things, sell some of them back to him, keep the best for ourselves.” He gazed up at the steeple she had shattered, thinking of all the work that had gone into it. “When we’re done building the cathedral, it’ll be clothed in gold and silver, illuminated like a medieval manuscript.”
“That’s a beautiful thought,” the phavatar said. “But I’m afraid your contact may have other plans for you.”
“What?”
“What’s his name?”
Jun spread his hands. “He calls himself the Shogun. Dumb, right? We don’t know his real name.”
“Oh, great,” the phavatar said. “Sigh. That’s really helpful.”
“Have you got something on him?”
“No. I didn’t even know for sure he existed until just now. He’s the X in the equation; one of them, anyway.”
“What equation?”
“I want to find out who’s using me, and what I’m being used for.”
xix.
After Captain Okoli left the engineering deck, Elfrida waited a minute and then set off after him. She still hoped to talk him around. Failing that, she could at least distract him so he wouldn’t check his surveillance cameras and find out that dos Santos had not removed herself to the passenger module, as ordered. She remained floating in the workshop, grumbling to the techies.
Elfrida grabbed the central ladder and paddled up past the mezzanine level. A donut-shaped platform that formed the ceiling of the workshop, the mezzanine was designated the support deck, though this was somewhat redundant since life support functions were distributed in each hab module. Mostly what this deck held was lockers and clamps for the Can’s menagerie of robots, drones, and Space Corps-owned phavatars. A blue light shone at the end of one of the corridors radiating off the platform. Under it, Captain Sikorsky of Botticelli Station floated in a cloud of bits and pieces, tinkering with a maintenance bot. Elfrida looked away. She did not have the courage to buck the tacit ostracism campaign that had isolated Sikorsky among the Botticelli Station survivors, even though she did not know why everyone was mad at him.
A classic case of misdirected blame, she supposed. Sikorsky had been in charge when the disaster happened, so it must be his fault.
She glided up the keel transit tube and took the elevator to the flight deck, which was the outermost of the command module’s three decks. It opened on a landing raised by a short flight of spiral stairs from the middle of the bridge. The landing was crowded with people. They surged into the elevator. Elfrida, unable to get out, was swept to the back of the cylinder, her nose pressed against a seven-foot-tall spaceborn officer’s sternum.
What on earth was going on?
“Prep the quarterdeck,” Okoli barked from the depths of the crowd. “What? Who? Petty Officer Quang? I am gonna space you, you doggone sleb. Just stuff it in a locker!”
The elevator’s ceiling irised, spilling them into the transfer point. Elfrida followed the officers and crew arrowing along the transit tube ahead of her. They looked like a shoal of multicolored fish. They were mostly in uniform, a phenomenon Elfrida had observed only a couple of times in all her voyages on the Can. She understood why. Kharbage, LLC’s uniforms seemed to have been inspired by somebody’s soma dream about the Ottoman Empire, replete with gold braid and tassels.
They darted into the quarterdeck, a module sandwiched between Load Bays No.1 and No.2. Here a watch officer oversaw the loading and unloading of cargo, calculated mass distribution and ballast requirements, and in between times played poker against the computer, if the Can were anything like Botticelli Station. But it appeared that at least one of the Can’s watch officers had higher ambitions. Sparrow-sized, exquisitely modeled railway carriages drifted overhead, interspersed with sections of track. Okoli snarled inarticulately, leapt, and seized a Pullman car in one large black fist. He threw it at an officer cringing near the watch desk. “Get this shit stowed!”
“Sorry, sir,” squealed Petty Officer Quang. “I didn’t have time to get ready for—”
“Nor did any of us.” Dismissing the petty officer’s excuses, Okoli activated his gecko grips and squelched down the wall to the deck. He settled a crimson fez onto his head and grimaced at his chief engineer, a thin, moustached man with a complexion like banana frozen yogurt. “This on straight?”
The chief engineer—Schwartz, Elfrida thought, no, Schatz—reached out and made a minute adjustment. “You might also want to do up your fly, sir.”
“Doggone uniform.”
The other officers and crew geckoed onto the deck with a cannonade of velcro-squelches. Elfrida did not have gecko boots on. She was still wearing Petruzzelli’s trendy but impractical Elephunts. She was left floating near the ceiling. Everyone noticed her. Okoli turned from conferring with Schatz. “You,” he said in a thick voice.
Whatever rebukes he might have hailed down on her head were forestalled by a yelp from Petty Officer Quang. “Now matching velocity, sir! I am deploying tethers!”
Okoli spoke to his exec, who remained on the bridge. “Looking good, Windsor? … Copy that. Guess we won’t have to use the grapples this time.”
Nervous laughter trilled through the quarterdeck, followed by a tense silence.
Elfrida was still drifting, miserably counting the microseconds until she would reach the ceiling and be able to push off towards the exit. A hand closed on her ankle: Petruzzelli’s. The astrogator pulled her down to the floor. “Just stand behind me,” she hissed. “Hang onto my belt or something.” A fez sat askew on her
pomegranate-red hair. The tail of the pyjamas she’d been wearing earlier hung out of a hastily donned uniform jacket. Elfrida tucked it in for her.
At the head of what was now clearly an honor guard, Chief Engineer Schatz fussed with a weird contraption of pipes and cloth.
“Stand by,” Petty Officer Quang said. His screen was too far away for Elfrida to see. “They’re coming across under personal thrust. Approaching the quarterdeck airlock. I am confirming their identities … Confirmed. I am opening the airlock. They have entered the airlock. I am scanning for hazardous substances and contraband items … None found. Cycling.”
Chief Engineer Schatz assumed a ramrod stance, raised his contraption of pipes, and blew into it. The cloth swelled into a tartan balloon. Schatz’s face reddened. An astonishingly loud yowling noise filled the quarterdeck.
“He’s part-Scottish,” Petruzzelli said under cover of the din. “Playing the bagpipes in freefall is a pretty heroic accomplishment, one gathers.”
The noise resolved into what was more or less a tune. The airlock opened. Out stepped Commander Andrew Kim, captain of the Cheap Trick, followed by a dozen of his officers and crew. Commander Kim looked for a minute as if he wanted to cover his ears, but then he recovered his composure and stood smiling and nodding until Schatz lowered his pipes, his yogurt-hued face now puce.
Smiling and nodding was something Commander Kim did well. In fact, Elfrida had never seen him display any emotion that smiling and nodding didn’t cover, even when besieged by Botticelli Station personnel complaining about the latest food shipment. He was about fifty, snub-nosed and pompadoured, and had probably topped out in his Star Force career.
“Very nice. Very nice. There’s nothing quite like being piped aboard the Kharbage Can, I always say. It lends an aura of—ah—ah to the proceedings.”
Okoli squelched forward and bowed to him. “An honor to have you on board, sir. Would you care to freshen up, or …?”
Elfrida got it. Captain Okoli treated the survivors of Botticelli Station, even the flight officers, like cattle, because they were just civilians engaged on a mission of huge importance to humanity. Kim, on the other hand, commanded a Star Force Heavypicket. He had guns. So he got the royal treatment.
“What a kind offer,” Kim said. “But I’m afraid I … well, wait a minute.” His pompadour swayed like an anemone in the breeze from the keel. “What time is it?”
“Zero five hundred, sir.”
“Breakfast. Yes, breakfast would be very—ah—ah.” Kim smiled and nodded. “How about inviting Captain Sikorsky to join us?”
For some reason, his officers smirked and nudged each other.
“Will do,” Okoli declared. “This way, sir, if you don’t mind. I think you’ll enjoy our gravity. It just takes a bit of getting there!”
The officers streamed in hierarchical order up the keel tube. Elfrida did not attempt to tag along this time. She counted the Cheap Trick personnel as they passed. Johnson … Gilbert … Wamala. Pretty much all of them were Earthborn, but they moved with the grace of Galapajin, spurning the ziplines, instead sailing up the tube in Superman pose. They lived in freefall, after all. Dewinter … Likachev … Good God, all of them had come aboard! No, wait. Kliko was missing. Just one officer had stayed on the Cheap Trick.
Elfrida clenched her fists. Her palms were wet.
She had a brainwave.
Before she could think better of it, she seized a zipline and zoomed back to the engineering deck.
★
Glory knew what she’d said. Her flimsy excuse was she’d thought she was a machine intelligence when she said it.
There was a reason you didn’t bust into telepresence cubicles and yank people off the couch like some goddamn caricature of a police state. The log-out protocol bracketed the telecasting experience with a checklist of routine tasks that aided reorientation. It wasn’t for fun that they made you enter your name, ID number, affiliation, and other data all over again. It served the important psychological purpose of reminding you who you were.
She’d been dragged from the cubicle like a squatter out of an asteroid, and for the next fifteen to twenty minutes, she’d had trouble resolving the difference between Yumiko Shimada and herself.
Especially since she’d been digging, while talking to the Galapajin kid, into Yumiko’s memory crystals, searching for the assistant’s preloaded operating guidelines and mission goals.
What she had found—she hadn’t had time to find it all—scared her. It also further convinced her, if she needed convincing, that she was right.
So when Okoli came out with his brainless slander against the personhood movement, she’d responded, We don’t do that anymore … Killing people is counterproductive. The particular bitterness that dominated Yumiko Shimada’s half-formed personality had formed her next comment. We’ve got the PLAN to do that for us.
Of course she hadn’t meant that she supported the PLAN! Yumiko didn’t support the PLAN. She loathed them as much as any human did. That, at least, dos Santos had been able to confirm to her satisfaction. The phavatar might have gone rogue, but not to the extent of slipping astrodata to humanity’s worst enemies.
Still, she knew that was what it might have sounded like, if you were meatbrained enough to miss the sarcasm …
But she had just been being sarcastic. The truth would be her defense if she were challenged about that.
Defending her other remarks would be trickier. She’d clearly and unmistakably identified herself with the personhood movement.
Oh, Glory. Open mouth, insert foot. After all these years. What is Derek going to say?
But maybe she’d get away with it.
People had noticed. Okoli had noticed, and he already had his suspicions about her—
—yet with so much else going on, maybe her self-incriminating remarks would get lost in the shuffle, ultimately dismissed as too ambiguous to build a case on.
She could only hope.
She chatted with the techies, flattering them with questions, while she wondered if she really had the nerve, after that, to go through with the second stage of her plan.
“So what’s the deal?” she said. “You’re just going to splart this onto the station and fire her up?”
“Not splart. Not strong enough. We’re going to use rivets. Will they hold under thrust? That’s the big question mark.”
“Botticelli Station was originally encased in rubble packed into a mesh envelope,” another techie rehearsed. “We cut open the envelope and dumped the rubble. Now the station is a lot lighter. But it wasn’t designed to maneuver without its shield. When we attach the mass driver, we’re going to have to take the tensile strength of the exposed torus into account. Worst case scenario, the whole station will break up when we turn the power on.”
“You’re too pessimistic. Essentially, the station is just like a small asteroid whose containment and structural integrity has been breached,” said a techie named Budgett, the deputy of Kharbage Can chief engineer Schatz. A tall, double-chinned woman, Budgett had even more augments than Glory herself: a steel left eye telescoped out into a magnifying lens, and several of her fingers had been replaced with tools. “We’ve got plenty of experience moving those.”
The other Kharbage Can techies chuckled in agreement.
“However, when we bolt a mass driver onto an asteroid, we aren’t looking to generate massive delta-V initially. We start ’em off slow, on a precisely calculated constant-acceleration trajectory that winds up intersecting with Venus at thousands of kilometers per second.”
“What about the asteroids that UNVRP doesn’t acquire from you?” Glory said, momentarily diverted by curiosity. “Do you move those the same way?”
“Well, generally we don’t move them at all. We salvage the recyclables in situ and let ’em go on their merry way.”
“But sometimes you sell them on to the miners in the Belt. If they’ve got enough unexploited precious metals: platinum, palladium, cobal
t, rhenium, gold …” She was thinking of 11073 Galapagos, which contained all those ores, or had been judged to, anyway, when it was discovered 150 years ago. “Right?”
“Right,” Budgett said.
“And you can’t accelerate those all the way to their destination. Or you’d wind up with one pulverized mining post and a mess of lawsuits.”
Budgett snorted gleefully. She evidently did not have much of a sense of humor. “No, that’s true. So what we do in those cases, it varies, but usually we tow them. The Superlifters can do that. They don’t even have to be manned. Get halfway there, reverse thrust … just like any run.”
“Is that what you were planning to do with 11073 Galapagos?”
Budgett stared at her with one steel eye and one brown one. “No,” she said.
Glory was on the scent of something interesting here. She just knew it. She pressed recklessly, “But you do have a counter-offer for 11073 Galapagos, in the event that UNVRP decides against purchase?”
“Well, that’s privileged information,” Budgett said.
Which obviously meant yes.
Glory raised her palms humorously. “Sorry, didn’t mean to pry. I’m just interested. Never really appreciated what a fascinating business this is.” About as fascinating as picking through an e-waste scrapyard with your bare hands, she thought. That was something she herself had done to earn a crust, very briefly, after her grandmother died.
Budgett, not detecting her insincerity, was mollified. “It totally is. I love a challenge, you know? And the recycling business is full of them.”
“Like this,” another techie said. “I figure this is the first time anyone, anywhere, has tried to boost a space station into orbit with a mass driver!”
“So how are you going to make it work?”
Budgett smiled and caressed the object they were working on. It was a one-meter diameter tube so long it extended all the way across the workshop, hugged by electromagnetic coils, its housing in pieces on the floor. “This is an EMPL, an electro-magnetic projectile launcher. A section of one. They come much longer. When we use an EMPL to accelerate an asteroid, we program a bot to feed propellant into this end. The coils accelerate it and fling it out that end, generating thrust. Propellant, of course, being whatever comes to hand: usually rocks.”
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