Windsor still had half a danish in his mouth. He chewed, spattered crumbs down his front, swallowed. “It’s gone!”
“I can goddamn see that,” Okoli shouted. “When did it go?”
“Just now!”
“Ah,” Kim said. “Ah, ah, ah.”
Lieutenant Aimée Johnson forgot herself again. She shouted, “Our motherfucking ship!”
Windsor gestured with shaking, crumby fingers. The main screen switched to a radar plot. A green dot was the Cheap Trick, moving away.
“Present acceleration estimated at 0.2 gees,” Windsor said. “Their exhaust cone is washing over us now!”
LEDs sparkled as the Can’s sensors reacted to the hot ions spewing from the Cheap Trick’s fusion drive. Okoli lunged for the nearest console and ran the visual feed in reverse. Three spacesuited figures emerged from the Cheap Trick. They spacewalked backwards to the Can’s quarterdeck airlock, using the tethers as guides. The tethers were there only for that purpose. They weren’t strong enough to join the two ships, which were travelling in precisely synced orbits. Or had been, until a few seconds ago.
Okoli turned on Windsor. “Why didn’t you goddamn see them go? You were too busy stuffing your face, ambling over to get another goddamn pastry!”
Kim seized the exec’s radio without asking permission. He punched in a military frequency and yelled, “Stop, thief! Come back! Kliko, you rat. You’ll be court-martialed for this!”
“We could catch them,” Okoli said. “Maybe. It would mean leaving the Superlifters, leaving the station.”
Kim shook his head, lips tight. He knew his own ship.
Windsor confirmed it. “They’re still accelerating,” he stammered. “Delta-V is 300,000 … 320,000 meters per second!”
Okoli eyed Kim. “Didn’t I hear something about the Heavypickets being fitted with spendy new drives?”
★
“Hydrogen-boron fusion,” Second Lieutenant August Kliko confirmed. “S-same exhaust signature as He3-deuterium—similar enough, anyway, that you wouldn’t notice the difference unless you were looking for it. Both are types of aneutronic fusion. There’s no nasty dangerous neutron radiation streaming out behind us. B-but hydrogen-boron requires much higher plasma temperatures within the tokamak. Advances in c-containment technology have only recently made it possible.”
“What difference does it make?” Elfrida yelled.
“W-well,” Kliko said, “it means we can go faster.”
Kliko was tied to his couch with twangs—the bungee cords of the 23rd century, which held their tension without that annoying tendency to snap back. They had found him playing zero-gee tennis against the ship’s computer and had easily overpowered him and convinced him to share the hub access codes. Those he did not know, dos Santos had unearthed without much difficulty. Kliko now sat on the co-pilot’s couch, still in his tennis whites, the fawn material of the couch darkened by his sweat.
The bridge of the Cheap Trick was the size, literally, of a tennis court, configured for freefall, with no floor. Ergoforms bobbled on stalks attached to desks that ran on interlocking spherical tracks, so that the seated officers could always be optimally aligned to the ship’s axis of acceleration. This contraption, known as a gyrosphere, hung in a web of twang cables above dunes of bulkheads and lockers labelled in Cyrillic script.
Petruzzelli yelled, her gaze glued to the terrifying spread of screens surrounding the pilot’s workstation, “Just tell me if there’s anything I need to know that would affect maneuvering capability. Such as, this drive uses up its fuel a lot faster.”
“Oh, no,” Kliko said. “It’s really fuel-efficient. I guess the big thing is that you can switch into plasma exhaust mode. Meaning that you don’t inject propellant into the plasma, so it stays hotter, and you go faster. But you’ve already figured that out.”
“You what what exhaust mode what?”
“We’re running in plasma exhaust mode now,” Kliko said, his eyes bulging. “I thought you knew that.”
Elfrida had already begun to feel inertial pressure on her body. Dizziness gripped her skull. The gunner’s couch on which she curled tried to compensate by tilting her into a supine position aligned with the ship’s axis of thrust. Face down, she straightened her legs with difficulty. The decal over the gunner’s display screen—THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD: GUNNERS AND TARGETS—blurred.
“Decrease acceleration,” dos Santos shouted. “This boat doesn’t have any built-in safety limits!”
“Oh yes, it does,” Kliko croaked, as soft robot arms snaked around from behind Elfrida’s couch. They probed at her face, seeking her nostrils. “The system will inject oxygenated gel into your lungs to prevent them from collapsing. But, well, you’re supposed to have nanotic skeletal reinforcement, too. Only a few Marines do. That’s why we’ve never actually used this thrust mode yet.”
Elfrida turned her face impulsively to escape the probing arms. She tried to raise her arms to ward them off. It felt like lifting dumbbells, but the dumbbells were her hands.
“I’m reversing thrust,” Petruzzelli screeched. “Firing attitude adjusters now. Stand by.”
The Cheap Trick flipped over. It took several minutes, they were going so fast. During this laborious battle between the main drive and the attitude adjusters, the artificial gravity generated by the ship’s still-increasing acceleration increased to a full 5.6 gees before leveling off and declining. Elfrida came round from a momentary blackout to find robotic fingers up her nose. She jerked away, screaming, “Ow,” and fell back on her couch as if she weighed 100 kilograms, which at the moment she did.
Kliko was still passed out. Petruzzelli was wrestling with the pilot’s workstation, while dos Santos leaned across the gap between their couches, rapping out suggestions and criticism. Knickknacks, locker doors, and pieces of console housing wallpapered the forward bulkheads in a mosaic of shards. The bridge fixtures of the Cheap Trick had not been updated to cope with the huge specific impulse of its new drive. Elfrida supposed they were lucky the ship itself hadn’t broken up.
“The good news,” Petruzzelli said shakily, “is we just covered more than half of the distance to 11073 Galapagos.”
“So we might get there … before the PLAN?” Elfrida thought about that. “Yowch.”
“The bad news,” said Petruzzelli, “is I’m going to have to decelerate hard all the rest of the way, or we’ll overshoot this asteroid at the speed of sound. So, when we get there, we’re not going to have very much fuel left for maneuvering.”
xxi.
Pings kept piling up on the bridge of the Cheap Trick. Glory, sitting at the comms desk, deleted them by the handful. Most came from the Kharbage Can. Now that long enough had passed for the Can to signal Earth, various VIPs on Earth were having fits. Messages from Star Force were also pouring in. “We’re being threatened with severe juridical penalties,” Glory informed her shipmates. “Who’d a thunk it?”
“They can’t do anything to me,” Petruzzelli grunted. “I guess you two might be in trouble.”
TO: UNSF Cheap Trick. FROM: Houston.
Houston.
Houston.
Woomera.
Moscow.
Shackleton City.
Paris.
The Star Force bureaucracy was distributed among several locations, and all of them seemed to be joining the dogpile.
Houston.
UNLOESS.
“Hang on,” Glory murmured. “That’s not Star Force. It’s Dr. Hasselblatter calling me back.”
She touched the screen to accept the call. She could not use her BCI to access the Cheap Trick’s hub, although Kliko had given them the necessary codes. It utilized a next-generation interface, intuitive enough for even the dumbest recruit to use, that would have taken her longer to figure out than it took to do this in touchscreen mode.
At the same time Elfrida Goto was reaching for the nearest twang cable, saying, “I’m going to look for a telepresence cubicl
e. There must be one somewhere.”
Glory leaned towards her, sawing the air with a hand that still weighed more than she was accustomed to. “Goto! Wait, I need you to do something else for me.” Goto looked mutinous. Glory recognized that she had already sacrificed most of her authority over the girl by agreeing to this insane escapade. She marshaled what was left, putting on her sternest voice. “Go to the astrogator’s desk. Pull up a map of the system, and ping the ID I’m about to give you. Get me a visual on the signal path.”
Sulky at being told what to do, Goto flopped out of her couch before Glory could utter so much as a “Watch out!” Inertia pulled her towards the aft bulkheads at approximately 1.2 gees. She crashed amid the debris of personal items from the bridge, banging her head so hard that it bounced.
“Oh God,” Petruzzelli laughed. “You really aren’t used to acceleration, are you?” Pause. “Hey, Goto, you OK?”
“Heh, heh,” said August Kliko. “Serves you right.”
“I don’t think she’s hurt,” Glory said. Goto was moving painfully, rubbing her head. Just then Dr. Abdullah Hasselblatter popped up in a 3D bubble on the comms screen.
He was still wearing his quidditch uniform. Behind him, players bobbed around the micro-gee playing field on the United Nations Low Earth Orbit Space Station (UNLOESS), capes billowing.
“Your Space Corps career is over, dos Santos,” he snarled. “In fact, based on the information I have at present, you’re looking at life in jail.”
Glory hastily stabbed at the screen. Dr. Hasselblatter’s voice cut off, to be replaced by scrolling text.
“Stealing a military spaceship is a serious crime.”
“I promise to bring it back,” Glory murmured.
“I don’t know how you stayed employed this long. Yes, I do. Connections, connections, connections. Well, your buddies on Luna can’t save you this time. You’ve gone too far, crossed the line, you’re playing out of court …”
Dr. Hasselblatter’s furious visage, the set of his silver eyebrows and his imperiously waggling forefinger, made the bureaucrat in Glory quail, even though she knew that Ranting Disciplinarian was just one of Dr. Hasselblatter’s acts, like Kindly Boss and Policy Wonk. What was the true nature of the man behind the act? There were thousands like him in the upper ranks, changing their core beliefs to match the weather. He continued his predictable attack on her personality, ethnicity, and sexuality. Glory half-listened while she composed her response.
At last he concluded, as she had expected, “But it’s not too late, dos Santos. You can stay out of jail if you start cooperating right now.”
Glory set the encipherment protocol to the same ultra-secure settings Dr. Hasselblatter had used—real-time quantum encryption, DNR, auto-delete on—and hit send. She now had to wait at least sixteen minutes before a reply could arrive. She buckled on the twang harness Goto had forgotten to use, boosted herself out of her ergoform, and bounced down to where the girl was struggling to crawl forward.
“Are you OK? Hold onto me.”
“I think I’ve broken my wrist.”.
“Lucky that’s all you broke. Come on, I’ll give you a piggyback.”
Goto wrapped both legs and one arm around her. Glory punched the auto-carabiner on her harness. The servo hauled them back towards the gyrosphere.
“So let me get this straight,” Kliko said. “We’re heading for 11073 Galapagos.”
“Correctamundo,” Petruzzelli said.
“You figured you’d try to interdict the PLAN,” Kliko said, shaking his head “Despite the fact none of you is even qualified to fly the ship, let alone combat-certified.”
“Nope,” Glory said. “The original calculation was that we’d get there at least one sol too late to interdict the PLAN. They’d have been and gone. We’d have picked up the survivors. There are always a few. Someone makes it out on a lifeboat, someone else hides in a shielded panic room…”
Goto breathed in Glory’s ear, “And some phavatar is left tumbling in space, where anyone at all could pick her up and find out her secrets. That’s the real reason you agreed to come. Right, ma’am?”
“That’s unfair, Goto,” Glory whispered. “And it’s not even half the truth.”
“But it is a part of it,” the girl hissed gloomily. “You wouldn’t have risked your career for people.”
Annoyed, Glory dumped her into the astrogator’s couch. “Medibot!” she yelled. A robot shaped like a jellyfish, with various intimidating instruments dangling from its skirts, unclamped from the ceiling and floated down to them.
“So this was meant to be a search-and-rescue mission,” Kliko said, shaking his head.
“Yeah,” Goto said. “But that was before we knew about this truck’s super-dee-duper new drive.” She let out a giggle that turned into a hiss of pain. “Now, I guess, we’re going to have a fight on our hands.”
“And I’m the one flying the ship,” Petruzzelli said. “And I don’t know anything about combat. I wish I hadn’t come.”
Glory heard a wobble in the astrogator’s voice. She stopped behind the pilot’s couch on her way back to her own desk. “Don’t lose it, Petruzzelli,” she said, touching her shoulder. “You’re doing great. Don’t freak out on us now. Regarding the potential combat situation, I’m working on that. In any case, you aren’t alone.”
“I can help,” Kliko said hopefully. He flexed his tennis-player’s biceps against the twang cords that tied him to his couch. “Rrrraoohhrr! Doggone it!”
Glory dropped back into the comms officer’s couch, sweating with exertion. The couch, smarter than any civilian ergoform, immediately started to massage her trembling muscles and offered her a choice of Gatorade, amino gel, or water.
“The things Star Force spends its money on,” Glory muttered. “I’ll have the Gatorade.”
On the comms screen, Dr. Hasselblatter was horsing around with his friends, showing her exactly how safe he was, how well-loved by the UN community. At least by the lovably quirky, quidditch-playing subset of it. Watching these carefree bureaucrats zoom around on their broomsticks, against a backdrop of distant parkland, Glory remembered her own spell on UNLOESS, after Callisto. If she wound up in court, the prosecution would say that was when she’d started to go wrong.
But she wouldn’t end up in court. Because she had the dirt on Dr. Abdullah Hasselblatter, and she could make it stick. She’d reminded him of that in her message, followed by a threat and a counter-offer.
Seventeen minutes and twenty seconds, thirty seconds …
The screen switched to a close-up of Dr. Hasselblatter’s face. He tossed his broomstick into freefall and jammed his wizard’s hat on his head. He looked really angry now, not fake-angry. This was progress.
“Ja, ja. You bitch. I don’t believe for one second you’d dare to spew this all over the solar system. You could, yes, cause a nano-scandal. Oh no!” He put on a fake-concerned face. “The UN abandoned an asteroid full of innocent colonists to their deaths because secuuuurity!” He dropped the talking head impersonation. “But if you did that, you’d also be sealing your own fate. You’ve got more to lose than anyone if the peanut gallery gets hold of this and starts to dig.”
“Ya think?” Glory murmured. “I’m not the one with a Ph.D., a ten-figure salary, and a seat on the Star Force Consulting Committee.”
“Maybe you’ve decided, for your own reasons, to undermine and destroy everything we’ve accomplished. But I’m willing to believe you acted on laudable motives.” Dr. Hasselblatter executed a tonal shift, tempering Disciplinarian with Therapist. “There’s nothing wrong in principle with saving people. But there are times, dos Santos, when principle has to take a back seat to security. If you lose that ship, there will be an investigation. There will be questions asked. There will be answers that no one wants to hear.”
“Would I care,” Glory asked the screen quietly, “if I were dead?” But the truth was, yes she would. She believed their cause was bigger than herself. She did
n’t want to undermine it. On the contrary, she was trying to salvage it, as Goto had half-guessed.
“Let the asteroid go, dos Santos. Let the PLAN have it.” Dr. Hasselblatter grimaced as if the very words tasted foul. “Change course now, and you’ll be able to slingshot around Mercury and return to Venus orbit within the week, no one any the wiser. Do that, and I’ll do everything in my power to spare you the consequences of your actions.”
“So darn predictable,” Glory said, shaking her head. “Always the cover-up.” She started typing her response on the keyboard the screen projected into her field of vision. Dog, she hated this clunky interface. She didn’t actually have to touch each letter, she could just look at it with intent, but still, she had to hunt for each one.
“Wouldn’t you think that after four hundred years, humanity would have found some way to wean itself off QWERTY?” she asked idly.
“Not with your lot in charge,” Petruzzelli said. She had her elbows on the console. Her magenta hair was a sweaty frizz.
Dr. Hasselblatter finished: “Star Force has already mapped out that abort course for you. It’s been sent to the hub of the Cheap Trick. All you have to do is plug it in, and you’ll be on your way home.”
He took off his wizard’s hat and sat heavily on his broomstick, unintentionally projecting the image of a defeated player.
“Do this for me, dos Santos. For yourself. For us all.”
Glory typed, “Oh, and also, I’ve got vid of you at one of Derek’s parties, getting fucked in the ass by a robot. I’d be just as happy to get that out of my head and up in the gallery where it belongs, say on Slebsandplebs.cloud. Anyway. Where was I? Oh, yeah. If the Navy can remotely map out a complex course involving the gravity well of a planet, it must have some other tricky, failure-masking programs up its sleeve.” She paused, sipped her Gatorade. “It’s too late for us to change course, sir. We’re committed. But you can help us survive. If we do, no one will ever hear about any of this from me. That’s a promise.”
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