The little gray master was looking slightly green as he stopped to stare upward at the flying puffball. He muttered, "I'll never hear the end of it."
Just then, the puffball rose above the city, where a breeze dragged it suddenly away.
Master Klab shouted to his krewe, "Bring the skyhooks! The skyhooks!"
Eir sniffed, "Maybe you just did hear the end of it."
"You're a good lass."
Eir huffed. "Um, can we get on with setting this thing down?"
"Ah, yes, that. Well-see that small ziggurat down there?" Snaff pointed toward the bowels of the city, at what looked like a temple missing its top. "Home, sweet home!"
They descended a series of switchback stairs and at last arrived at Snaff's ziggurat.
He piped happily, "Now it's just up the side, down some stairs, and we'll be in my laboratory."
"Good," Eir said with relief.
Except that the stairs were made for asuran feet. Eir struggled up them to reach the peak of the temple-or what used to be the peak. The top had apparently been blown off by a violent blast, with a single staircase descending into the heart of the ziggurat.
Panting, Eir paused at the brink of the crater and said, "An experiment gone awry?"
Snaff pursed his lips. "No. Why do you ask?"
"I mean, the crater."
He shrugged. "It's called a skylight. Saves on candles. Come along!" He scuttled down the stairs into the darkness, with Zojja close behind.
Even Garm pushed past Eir, apparently to make certain this wasn't a trap. He loped down into the shadows, plunging into a cool chamber with ornately carved walls, tiled floors, and trapezoidal stone tables arrayed across them. Much of the light in the space came through the "skylight," though some also came from magic lanterns that hung from great chains and sent a bluish glow down over everything. Light also leaked from great vials and beakers and tubes on the tabletops, and from strange mechanical contraptions all around.
"Oh, much cooler!" sighed Eir as she reached the floor. "Where should I put this?"
"Here," said Snaff, standing beside a table where one of the contraptions sprawled. "What an exciting day!"
Eir ambled over to the table and eased the heavy block down.
"No. Lay it down… Yes. On its back. Right, but shove it up against this mechanism here… Excellent!" he proclaimed, dragging a great red stone from his pocket and setting it on the forehead of the statue.
The stone sank into the forehead, embedding itself and pulsing to life.
"Wonderful! Wonderful!" Snaff cried.
Metal loops rose from the magical creation that lay there, clamping down on the shoulders of the bust and forming a collar. The machine groaned, pitched forward, and sat up-a towering golem with the head of Zojja.
THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY
The moment before the axe-rifles fired, Logan Thackeray swept his hand out in a fan. A blue aura bled from his fingertips into the air, solidifying it in a curved wall before the scouts.
"Fire!" the charr centurion roared.
The axe-rifles boomed and vomited smoke and lead. But the shots struck the ethereal membrane and sank into it and were eaten away. Bullets showered rust to the ground.
The leader of the charr stared, his jaw dropping. "You're full of surprises!"
"I'm Logan Thackeray. I protect those who are mine."
"I'm Rytlock Brimstone," the charr shot back. "I kill those who aren't."
"I recognize your blade. Did you say Rurik Brimstone?"
"Rytlock," the charr snarled.
Logan shrugged. "I just figured since you stole Prince Rurik's sword, you probably also stole his name."
Rytlock lashed the air with the burning blade. "The sword's mine now."
"After this fight," Logan said, whirling his war hammer in a figure eight, "Sohothin will once again be in the hands of a human."
"During this fight," Rytlock spat, "Sohothin will once again be in the guts of a human." He looked back at the charr around him. "Turn those damned rifles around and chop them to pieces!"
Rytlock charged, ramming his sword toward Logan's stomach.
The man spun aside, his war hammer pounding the fiery blade. Sparks flew, and the sword clanged down to one side. Logan stepped in to kick his opponent's leg, and Rytlock staggered back in surprise and pain. The man meanwhile advanced, swinging his war hammer in a thundering arc overhead.
This time, Rytlock deflected the blow, leaned in, and planted a massive fist in the man's stomach. Logan flew back and crashed to the ground. He staggered up to one knee.
"You fight like a charr"-Rytlock laughed blackly-"though you fly like a grawl."
"Grawl don't fly."
"They do when you punch them!" Rytlock stomped toward the man and swung another massive blow.
Logan tried to dodge, but the flaming sword followed him. Growling, he jabbed his hammer out desperately. Sohothin engulfed the weapon, fire mantling the hammerhead.
Logan ripped his hammer free, but it sloughed a skin of red-hot metal.
The charr cackled. "Nice sword, eh?"
"Legendary."
"And you'll never wield it."
Again the roaring attack, again the argument of metal and fire, and again Logan stepped back, his hammer smoldering and his chest heaving.
Rytlock was a cat playing with prey. "At least you're doing better than your friends."
Logan glanced to one side where Wescott, Perkins, and Fielding fought back-to-back, surrounded by four charr. On the other side, Everlee, Dawson, Tippett, and Castor fought a similarly desperate battle against five charr.
"Is that how you fight?" Logan growled at the legionnaire. "Four on three? Five on four?"
Rytlock shrugged. "We fight to win. Foreign concept to you humans, I know."
Fury flooded through Logan, and he spun. His war hammer vaulted overhead and moaned down toward Rytlock's head. The charr rolled aside, the hammer cracking across his claws. He clambered to his feet and charged, Sohothin's fires roaring. The flaming blade struck a blue aura that Logan had painted in the air to cover his retreat.
Rytlock ripped his sword free of the barrier and said, "You're so good at retreating."
Despite his words, Logan took another step back, staring in horror-not at the sword, but at what it showed lurking behind the charr.
Two monstrous faces loomed out of the night. Their eyes were the size of fists; their mouths were gathered like sacks; their armored figures towered like cliff faces.
"Ogres," Logan stammered as he staggered back.
"What?" Rytlock roared, turning.
"Ogres!" Logan shouted.
A massive boot pounded the ground behind Rytlock, who whirled aside just before a spiked club crashed down beside him. The spikes impaled another charr and rooted him to the ground. The ogre flexed its sinewy arm, trying to yank the club free.
Recovering from shock, Logan charged the ogre, running up its huge club and arm and onto its shoulder. With a mighty swing, he buried his hammer in the brow of the beast. Moaning, the ogre dropped to its knees and rolled ponderously forward. Logan leaped to the ground.
"How about that?" Logan crowed.
"Turn around!" Rytlock snarled.
Logan spun to see a pair of hyenas soaring toward him out of the darkness.
His hammer rose and fell, and beside it, Sohothin danced, and the hyenas dropped before the man and the charr.
"Pets," hissed Rytlock. "Ogres always travel with them."
"I know all about ogres!" Logan snapped, clubbing another hyena.
But Rytlock wasn't listening, his sword slicing through an ogre's leg. Its club had been swinging toward Logan, but as the beast crumpled, the club flew free and crashed into the wall of the canyon. Rytlock leaped onto the breast of the fallen ogre and buried his blade in its heart.
"How about that?" Rytlock exulted.
Logan rose and hurled his hammer toward Rytlock. "What the-" Rytlock ducked, and the weapon spun by overhead and sm
ashed into the face of another ogre. It staggered dizzily, shaking its head to clear it. Rytlock leaped up and struck the ogre's head from its shoulders.
Between them, Logan and Rytlock had felled three ogres and three hyenas, but five more of the beasts and ten more of their pets battled the other scouts and charr.
One ogre kicked its way through the crowd, hurling Tippett against the rock wall and stomping a charr warrior to mush. Another ogre tackled a charr, breaking its back. A third swung a club with Wescott impaled on it.
Logan ducked beneath the club, fetched his hammer, and smashed it into the beast's hip. A wet crack told of a broken pelvis, and the creature slumped to one side. Another blow from the hammer destroyed its spine.
Rytlock, meanwhile, dragged his burning blade across the hamstrings of another ogre. As it dropped, he plunged the sword into its skull and fried its brain.
Two charr chopped at a third ogre like woodsmen working a great bole. It was an agonizing end, but the ogre made its opponents pay for it. Its flailing hands clutched their heads and pulped them.
The last of the defenders, Logan and Rytlock retreated back-to-back within a circle of hyenas. The snarling creatures darted in, snapping at the legs of the warriors. They responded with hammer and sword. Bashed and burning, hyenas yelped and withdrew.
And now it was down to one human, one charr, and two ogres.
One of the ogres was young and broad; the other was old and narrow. The young one demanded, "Why have you invaded my lands?"
Rytlock hitched a thumb at Logan. "He invaded. I just followed."
The old ogre growled, "You attacked Chiefling Ygor, son of Chief Kronon."
"I want no trouble," protested Logan. "My quarrel is with the charr."
"Your excuses mean nothing," the chiefling said. "The sentence is death."
"Chiefling Ygor has spoken!" pronounced the old ogre.
With that, the ogres charged, their massive morning stars descending like meteors.
Logan and Rytlock rolled away as the weapons impaled the ground.
"Get back here," the old ogre growled. He swung a wild shot after Logan.
Logan tried to leap over the blow, but it caught his boot and flipped him over. Desperate to bring him down, the old ogre lunged sideways and bashed Logan with his elbow. Logan barked with pain, staggering out of reach.
Meanwhile, Chiefling Ygor traded blow for blow with Rytlock. Sparks flew as the weapons met. Sohothin glanced off the morning star to graze Ygor's leg. The ogre roared in fury and reeled back out of range.
The old ogre charged up protectively before Ygor and rushed Rytlock. A roundhouse swing of the morning star caught the flaming sword and wrenched it out of Rytlock's hands. Sohothin flew through the air and crashed down to gutter at the base of the rock wall. The old ogre kicked Rytlock onto his back and towered over him, morning star poised to strike.
"The honor of the kill goes to the lord of the hunt."
Ygor stomped up on the other side of Rytlock and raised his morning star. "My pleasure." The weapon moaned in the air as it fell.
But it never reached Rytlock, because a war hammer shattered Ygor's hand. Shrieking, he reeled back, and the old ogre caught him.
Rytlock scrambled toward Sohothin, but Logan ran for the sword as well.
"Get away from my sword!" they both yelled.
Rytlock grasped Sohothin and rolled over.
Ygor lunged atop Rytlock, trapping him beneath his crushing weight.
Rytlock gasped, the air driven from him. He bashed the chiefling's shoulder, but only managed to get him to roll to one side.
Logan meanwhile brought his hammer down on Ygor's temple. The chiefling hissed, slumping to the ground beside the charr.
"Wow, do you owe me," Logan said.
A second later, a huge claw latched around him. The old ogre, eyes cracked with rage, hoisted Logan into the air.
Rytlock scrambled to his feet, grasped the ogre's belt, and launched himself up to bury Sohothin in the creature's heart. The blazing blade pierced the great muscle and boiled the ogre's blood. His eyes went black; his claws opened.
Logan tumbled to the ground.
Rytlock landed beside him. "Now you owe me."
"We're even," Logan replied, steadying himself on the dead ogre. "I saved you, and you saved me."
"We aren't even," Rytlock snorted. "The life of a charr's worth more than the life of a human."
Logan laughed. "Then by that logic, you owe me."
Rytlock spat a gobbet of blood, which spattered the ground. "Once I get my breath back, I'll kill you."
"Yeah, me, too." Logan spat a glob that sailed just past Rytlock's mark.
The charr glared at him.
Logan said flatly, "I have to check on my troops."
"I as well!" Rytlock grumbled. "But I'll still kill you afterward."
"Course."
They staggered out into the darkness of the canyon and checked for signs of life, but there were none.
"We need more light," Logan said.
Rytlock rumbled, "We need pyres."
"Which means we need wood."
"Which means you gather wood." Rytlock looked at the sword that flamed in his hand. "I'm the one who has the light."
Nodding wearily, Logan strode to the woods and gathered deadfall. He hoisted it and dumped it in a pile, his forehead dappled with sweat.
"One more pyre," Rytlock said. "Can't burn charr with humans."
"True," Logan replied. "That'd be disgusting."
"Hey!"
Logan returned to the forest, gathered another armful of wood, and dumped it on the other side of the canyon. Rytlock stepped up to him, thrusting his sword into the pyre and igniting it. Then he went to the other pyre and did the same.
"All right, then," the charr said. "Let's get to work." He sheathed the blade.
The two foes turned their backs on each other and went to gather their dead. Logan knelt above each of his fallen friends, speaking a prayer to Grenth and kissing their foreheads. Rytlock meanwhile knelt above his comrades and sang an ancient war song of the Blood Legion. He cradled the head of each warrior just as the primus of their fahrar had first cradled them-"First breath to last…"
The man and the charr hoisted the fallen and carried them to the pyres and bedded them in flame.
Soon, twin fires sent twin columns of soot into the sky.
It was hard work-kneeling and whispering and lifting and hauling and burning-eleven humans and ten charr. And when the work was done, Logan and Rytlock staggered, bloodied and soot-blackened.
"I suppose we have to kill each other now," Logan said.
"Yeah," Rytlock replied dully.
"You're going to die like a dog."
"I'm more like a cat," Rytlock pointed out.
Logan shook his head. "You can't die like a cat. They have nine lives."
Rytlock spread clawed arms. "That's what it's going to take!"
A new voice-a woman's voice-broke in and said, "You two have the strangest conversations."
GOLEMANCY
Garm yelped-a strange sound from a dire wolf-and his claws skittered on the stone floor as he ducked back from the huge golem.
Eir also leaped back, her mallet before her.
"Oh, nothing to fear," Snaff assured. He patted the golem's metalwork ankle. The leg was articulated with arrays of aura pumps and servos. "She's harmless." Snaff frowned. "Well, not exactly harmless. She could kill us with one swat if she wanted to… but she doesn't want to."
"How do you know?" Eir asked.
"Because she doesn't want anything," Snaff explained. "Oh, let me show you!"
He scrambled up onto the stone table where the golem sat, clambered onto her leg, and climbed the metal piping that crisscrossed her barrel-shaped torso. Reaching the golem's face-Zojja's face at five times the height-he waved his hand in front of the stone eyes. "See? Nobody's home."
Garm trotted in a wide circle around the golem, watching it warily.<
br />
Eir had not lowered her mallet, and her other hand hovered near the chisels on her belt. "But why?"
"Why, what?" asked Snaff, lounging happily in the metal collar of the creature.
"Why make this thing?"
Snaff slid down the broad torso of the creature and landed on the thing's legs. "I just feel that every golem ought to have a good head on her shoulders-especially the eighteen-foot-tall ones. Not that the Arcane Council agrees. They're churning out golems with no heads at all-easy to build, sure, but they're as dumb as posts. What's the point of that?"
"He doesn't do anything the normal way," Zojja noted.
Snaff glanced fondly at his creation. "I think I'll call her Big Zojja."
Normal-size Zojja stomped her foot and stared daggers at him.
"And she'll have quite a ferocious look when she gets into combat."
"Into combat?" Eir asked.
Snaff nodded. "She's a war machine."
"War machine!"
"Why not? Wars shouldn't be fought with flesh and blood. Somebody might get hurt. I'm hoping to revolutionize war-make it the province of golems without people involved at all. Let them bash each other's brains out. The nation with the best golems wins." He gestured behind him to another stone table where a second metal warrior lay. "I'm what you call a philanthropist."
Eir laughed. "We pronounce it profiteer." She slung the mallet at her waist and wandered between the tables, surveying the golems.
"They're a special design of mine," Snaff said. "Cephalolithopathic."
Zojja broke in, "It means 'psychic blockheads.'"
Snaff smiled patiently. "You see, these golems are designed to be fitted with massive basalt heads, which provide resonance points that channel energy into these powerstones"-he lifted what looked like a golden laurel and pointed to the small powerstones embedded around it-"which infuse the signals through the cranium of the wearer, allowing remote experience of somatic sense and reciprocal control of motor functions."
"What?"
Zojja sighed. "You can control the golem with your mind."
"Precisely," Snaff said. "Very experimental. No one else is even close to doing this sort of thing. It's difficult not to wax poetic about one's own inventions." He carried the golden laurel to his apprentice. "Would you be so kind, my dear? After all, it does have your head."
Edge of Destiny (guild wars) Page 4
