As I swung onto her cul-de-sac, almost the first thing I saw was Sheriff Owen Sarkisian’s Jeep parked in the entrance of her driveway. I grinned, though I also felt a touch of pity for the poor man. He’d never believe this was purely coincidence, and I couldn’t blame him. I got out, dashed for the shelter of the porch and rang the doorbell.
A minute passed before I heard footsteps crossing the tiled foyer. Cindy, perfect as always, opened the door. I know it’s catty, but I wished just once I could detect some flaw in her makeup, some bulge in those incredibly small jeans.
For some reason, she didn’t appear pleased to see me. I suspected I wasn’t going to be very popular anywhere for the next few days. “I just have a couple questions for you,” I said quickly, because she looked like she wanted to slam the door in my face.
She hesitated, then shrugged. “Join the club.” She stepped back to let me in, regarding me with an expression of disgust. I’d picked up more than a few splatters of mud hoofing it across the park.
“Mind?” I kicked off my shoes without waiting for her response.
That seemed to satisfy her. With a sigh she made no attempt to disguise, she turned and led the way into the living room.
Sheriff Sarkisian sat in the chair he’d occupied the night before, hands resting on his thighs, elbows sticking out in a belligerent pose. His expression matched it.
“I didn’t know you were here,” I assured him before he could accuse me. “I’ve got more Thanksgiving business. And some of it, for that matter, is going to be your problem.” I enjoyed watching his expression flicker through a number of emotions and finally settle on resignation.
“What?” he demanded.
“The key to the Grange. John Goulding says he saw it last week, but it’s not in the cabinet now. We decided a real detective should take charge of tracking it down.”
His face contorted in an expression that was everything I could have hoped for. “You did, did you?” he managed at last. “Find the key. While I’m investigating this murder.”
“By later this afternoon, please. I have to get into the building.”
“Look.” Cindy frowned at us both. “If that’s all you came about, Annike, why don’t you two go and look for it? I’m in the middle of cooking. In fact,” she added as she strode toward the kitchen, “I’ve got to check a pie.”
Sarkisian glared at me and rose to follow her.
I traipsed after. “Sorry, I’ve got a few questions for you, Cindy,” I reminded her when she turned her outraged glare on me for my invasion of her culinary domain. “Mmm, smells good.”
Sarkisian propped his shoulder against the doorjamb, and his brow creased as if from an effort of memory. “Weren’t you doing your baking last night?”
She opened her mouth, but for a good five seconds nothing came out. Then she turned to the counter, snatched a tissue from its box, and hid behind it. “I-I burned them. I mean, after hearing about dear Cliff…” Her voice trailed off, and her reproachful gaze accused the sheriff of opening raw wounds. She managed an artistic sniff. “And I’ve been so busy, what with my guests arriving, I’m only just now getting around to making more.”
“Where are they?” Sarkisian managed to sound no more than mildly curious. “Your guests, I mean.”
“Sightseeing,” came her unencouraging answer.
Seeing what sights, I wondered? Merit County wasn’t exactly a tourist Mecca. And at this time of year, everything dripped, even when it wasn’t raining.
Cindy checked the oven-only a single pie within-then leaned against the counter eyeing me with displeasure. “What did you want?” I told her, and her frown deepened. “I gave Peggy all the notes.”
“Must have missed a few,” I assured her, and hoped I was right. The prospect of not being able to find the pie filling haunted me. Or maybe that would be a positive thing. We’d have to call off the contest. There just might be a silver lining in there, after all.
Cindy went to a small desk in the living room, dragged open the second drawer, and pulled out a handful of papers. She leafed through them, then stopped, her brow creasing. “Oh.” She detached several. “Sorry, they got mixed up with other things. This what you need?”
The top paper bore the label “turkey raffle,” and I saw the names of several suppliers. One was even circled and checked off. I took them with relief. “Thanks.”
“Then I’ll let you get on with it. You must both be busy today.” She headed for the front door. “Really, Sheriff, you’ll have to talk to my lawyer. I honestly don’t know a thing about wills or divorce settlements or insurance. I leave all that up to him. But speaking as a poor widow, I hope Cliff left me something.”
“Ms. Brody,” Sarkisian began.
Cindy let out a big sigh. “Look, Sheriff, if you really want to solve my husband’s murder, why don’t you talk to Sue Hinkel, the hairdresser in Upper River Gulch.” She cast a sideways glance at me and lowered her voice to a conspiratorial whisper, covering her mouth as if she honestly thought only Sarkisian would hear her next words. “About Gerda Lundquist.”
She ushered us out the door. The rain had reduced to a drizzle, now, but the wind whipped it cold and stinging into my face. I dashed for my car. To my surprise, Sarkisian beat on the passenger side window as I climbed in. I reached across and pulled up the lock.
He slid inside. “You ‘just happened’ to come here?”
“Look, I really-”
“Okay, I believe you.” He drummed his fingers on the dash. “How well do you know Ms. Brody?”
“To talk to, but only to do the polite, not about anything personal. She joined the SCOURGEs after I moved to San Francisco.”
“What about her financial sense? Is she really as clueless as she says?”
I hesitated. “My aunt might know.”
“From what I’ve already heard, Ms. Brody is pretty sharp.”
“So why are you asking me?”
He gave me an enigmatic look. “Beats tearing the office apart looking for that key.”
With that he got out, locking the door after himself. I watched him climb into the Jeep and back out of the driveway. He waved before shifting into first, and I watched the tail lights as he headed away.
I sat there for a long minute, eyes closed, mentally running through the lists. Coffeepot, check. Grange Hall, check. Key, no check. Turkey would just take a phone call to confirm. Pancake breakfast…
I started the engine. The pancake mix should have been delivered to the Grange by now, along with the bacon and eggs and the rest of the perishables. And they would all be sitting on the front steps in the pouring rain with no one to rescue them. The fact I’d been trying to make the arrangements for the Hall wouldn’t rescue ruined mix or salmonella-bearing sausage.
I headed Freya toward the long stretch of road leading back to Upper River Gulch. The fields spread toward the foothills on either side, plowed in neat rows, boasting crops or vines currently devoid of berries or leaves. On the whole, it looked dank and dreary. The radio played in the background, as low as it could go and still be heard over the engine’s roar, but I barely noticed it. I was too busy seething over Perfect Cindy’s trying to thrust Aunt Gerda back to the forefront of the investigation. That woman knew damned well the financial ramifications of both divorce and widowhood. For that matter, Gerda probably had heard a few shrewd rumors about Cindy’s knowledge and maneuverings. I’d ask her as soon as I dragged myself home tonight.
I hit the brake to avoid a farm truck whipping onto the road almost on top of me. That jerked me out of my reverie and back to the immediate problems at hand. Such as the fact I’d forgotten to ask Cindy where the frozen pie filling was located. I whimpered, but I wasn’t about to turn around and go back. One of these days, I reflected, I was going to have to break down and get a cell phone. Never mind it would be a leash, never mind people could reach me when I least wanted to be reached. At the moment, it would make my life a hell of a lot easier. I always think of t
hese things too late.
The rain pelted down with renewed vigor as I pulled into town. And there was my trunk, half open, all drenched. I’d have to use the hair dryer on it, I supposed, or the lining would mildew. I was still blaming myself for not having scrounged a tarp from somewhere as I swung into the Grange parking lot and saw Gerda’s bright blue Pathfinder, Hans Gustav, standing in front of the door.
She stood beneath the meager shelter of the porch roof amidst piles of damp-looking bags of pancake mix. “It’s about time you got here!” she shouted as I pulled to a halt. You have to shout to be heard over Freya’s engine. Gerda keeps telling me I’m going to get a ticket for noise violation, but what can you expect when your car is older than you are-and you aren’t exactly young to begin with? “The frozen stuff is defrosting,” she complained as I joined her. “And I have to get back to the store.”
“Sorry. And it’s okay about the defrosting. We’ll be using it in the morning.”
She sniffed. “It should be in a refrigerator. Where’s the key? We need to get all this into the kitchen as soon as possible.”
“No key.”
Gerda placed her hands on her hips, arms akimbo, and eyed me with disfavor. “How could you forget the key? Honestly, Annike…”
“No one knows where it is.”
She blinked. Her expression probably reflected the horror I felt over the whole damned affair. “But what about tomorrow? What about-”
“That’s up to our new sheriff,” I said with considerable satisfaction. “He’s supposed to locate it, so you can blame him if everything goes wrong.”
From the arrested gleam in her eye, that apparently appealed to her. Her pleasure lasted only a moment, though. She glared at the sacks and boxes piled-naturally-in front of the door so they would have to be moved before it could be opened-if and when we located the key. “What are we going to do with everything? The bacon and sausage can’t sit out all night.”
True. The rain warmed up the weather, so we weren’t getting the bite of ice we normally got in November. “If only the Fairfields had a giant refrigerator to go along with the giant coffeepot,” I sighed.
“Who…” Gerda began, only to break off with a cry of triumph. “The school! They should have enough room for the perishables.”
She picked up a hefty cardboard box-drenched, of course-and carried it to the passenger side door of my car. I opened it dutifully, then went back to collect another of the heavy boxes. I should have thought to provide towels to protect the seats, I supposed, but today just wasn’t going to be poor Freya’s day. At least even Gerda had to admit my poor car couldn’t shelter the pancake mix, as well. We loaded that into the back of Hans Gustav, and she led our little procession around the block to the rear of the elementary school.
We found Laurie Wesland, who had been the school secretary thirty years ago when I’d been an inmate, sitting at the same desk she’d inhabited way back then. It would have been really eerie if the years hadn’t added a few pounds and changed her hair from brown to silver gray. I think she even still wore the same dress. At least it was the same light green I remembered from my mercifully brief visits to deliver notes or wait for sentencing from the principal.
Ms. Wesland looked up from the papers that littered her desk and peered at us through heavy glasses. I fought back the impulse to stammer an apology for disturbing her.
“We’re from the Service Club of Upper River Gulch Environs,” announced Gerda.
“Oh, the SCOURGEs,” sighed Ms. Wesland, thereby delighting me. “It’s about time. I thought you were going to get that pumpkin out of here by last week at the latest.”
“Pumpkin?” I brightened even more. “You mean it’s here?”
Ms. Wesland rolled her eyes heavenward. “It’s been taking up most of the freezer. Really, if you weren’t going to use the stuff…”
“We are,” I said quickly. “We’ll take it away with us, I promise.”
“But we need another favor,” Gerda stuck in brightly with her usual lack of timing.
Ms. Wesland placed her hands palm down on the cluttered surface of her desk. “Another favor?” she asked in tones of foreboding. Obviously, she’d had prior experience of the SCOURGEs. I hoped she had as little resistance to their persuasion as I had.
Somehow, we smoothed out the details. It involved a free book of tickets for the turkey raffle and a pair of free tickets to the breakfast, but in the end she agreed to not only let us store the perishables in the school refrigerator, but also to show up at the school early on Thanksgiving morning to unlock the kitchen and let us retrieve the stuff. Somewhat reconciled by the deal she had struck with us, she rose and led the way to the small kitchen that fed the three hundred plus students who infested the place.
The vision of clean, sparkling stainless steel countertops, undoubtedly new since my time, greeted us. It smelled of disinfectant and a flowery air freshener that kept puffing its sickly sweet perfume into the room. A large freezer with double doors, and a matching refrigerator, stood against the back wall. I checked the latter for space, was relieved to find more than enough room available, and Gerda and I set about ferrying boxes and bestowing them under the watchful gaze of the secretary. I shoved in the last batch of sausages with a sigh and turned toward the door.
“Not so fast,” called Ms. Wesland. “The pumpkin?”
Oh, yes. The pumpkin. An unwelcome thought crossed my mind. Now that I’d found it, I was going to have to use it. And that meant rounding up cooks. That was another detail Cindy Brody never got around to, conning people into baking, and baking, and baking. Boy, were the SCOURGEs-and everyone else I knew in town-going to be thrilled to hear from me. And then I’d have to visit every one of them to deliver the frozen stuff. Apparently I hadn’t even begun to touch the highlights of this day.
Then another idea struck me, and I turned back to the secretary. “I can’t get the pumpkin into my car unless I can leave the coffeepot here.” I honestly didn’t think I’d get away with it, considering Hans Gustav stood outside, but twenty minutes later I headed for home with Freya’s trunk mercifully closed on the tubs of frozen pie filling.
Gerda followed, saying she needed a break from the store. With both our cars safely in the garage, we headed up the stairs toward afternoon tea-I’d long since missed lunch-and for me, a round of begging phone calls. As I shook out my wet coat before going into the house, I remembered one question I hadn’t had time to ask Gerda.
“How much did Cindy know about Brody’s finances?” I called after my aunt.
“To hear her tell it, everything and nothing.” Gerda’s answer floated out from the kitchen. Already I heard her filling the kettle.
“How so?” I trailed after her into the comfortable room. The calls could wait a few minutes.
“She’s been complaining for months he was hiding his income.” She stooped to detach Furface from his tooth-hold on her ankle, and brought him up to purr in contentment on her shoulder. “And once when she caught me at Sue Hinkel’s, she complained for a good fifteen minutes, nonstop, about how his lawyer had cooked up a way so she wouldn’t get anything in the divorce settlement.”
I frowned. “So, with his death, she’ll inherit everything?” Absently, I scooped up a gray and white armful of Dagmar.
Gerda nodded. “Unless that sister of his has anything to say about it-but knowing Cindy, I’ll bet she made sure of his will. Oh, and don’t forget his insurance policy. I gather that’s a hefty one. Perfect Cindy will be a very wealthy widow.”
I stroked the soft fur. That gave Perfect Cindy, who enjoyed her money very much indeed, an excellent reason for murdering her husband before all his beautiful money escaped her.
Chapter Seven
“Why can’t people be at home the day before Thanksgiving?” I griped after leaving far too many messages on answering machines. “Of course, if I knew someone was about to call asking me to bake a dozen or so pies, I probably wouldn’t answer, either.”
I paused in my dialing of the next number, then just shook my head and continued. The entire board of the SCOURGEs was like that-if they were behind a cause or an event, they simply couldn’t understand that the rest of the town might regard it with horror. And it was no good trying to disillusion them, either. I’d tried that before, and they just stared at me blankly, then laughed as if I’d told them a joke.
“I know poor Nancy Fairfield isn’t feeling well,” Gerda went on, “but I’m sure Adam will bake a few for you. It’s not as if it’s any trouble, after all. He’d just have to pour the defrosted mix into a pie shell.”
“I’ll put you down for another ten, then. I’d hate to deprive you of the fun.” I hung up-someone had had the sense to disconnect their answering machine, undoubtedly in anticipation of my call. I’d try them again later. “Right now,” I added, since my aunt stared at me in open-mouthed consternation, “I’ve got to get over to the Still. Perfect Cindy never got around to soliciting any liqueurs.”
“For the breakfast?” demanded Gerda.
“The park clean-up crew, and the Dinner-in-the-Park,” I called over my shoulder. “The Still’s probably closing early for the holidays, so I’ve got to run. Why don’t you make a few more pie calls?” I added as I grabbed my purse and ducked out the door. It was already late afternoon. I’d have to hustle if I hoped to find Hugh Cartwright, the Still’s owner, on the premises.
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