by Deanna Chase
“So he left too? He wasn’t in the car crash?”
“There wasn’t any car crash, Jane.” Gran shook her head. “There was never any car crash. No one died. I’ve sent your mother letters through the years, told her how you’re doing. She’s asked to meet you now. She’s ready.”
She was ready? Well that didn’t mean that I was.
I’d gotten used to having no mother a long time ago. All those Mother’s Day art projects in school, all those parent-teacher conferences where I had to explain to the other kids why my grandmother was there instead of my mother and father. I’d filled out endless forms, striking out “parent” and writing in “guardian.”
But now, to find out that it was all a lie…. And my own grandmother was the biggest liar of all….
I stood up very carefully, grateful that I had stuck to pear oolong and forgone the champagne that had been an option on the menu. “The valet will get your car for you, Gran.”
“Where are you going, dear?”
“Home.” Away from here. To a cottage filled with witches’ books. To my gay feline familiar. To the colonial dresses that had become my new uniform. To the sudden wreck of my life.
“At least let me drive you there.” Gran reached for her handbag.
“I’d rather walk,” I said. “I need some fresh air.”
I heard Gran call the waiter. I heard her start to negotiate paying for our treats. I heard her call out, “Jane, you promised!” She was torn, frantic.
I only started to cry after I left the hotel, pounding the heels of my black suede pumps against the sidewalk.
Chapter 7
The yoga instructor spoke in a voice that she meant to be soothing: “Remember, Downward-Facing Dog is your friend. Ease into the stretch. Push your heels toward the floor. This pose is restful. Soothing. Relaxing.”
Relaxing, my ass. My arms trembled, and my hamstrings felt like they were roasting in one of Melissa’s ovens. I glanced over at my supposed best friend who was gazing at a point on her yoga mat, blissed out in the perfection of her pose.
The yoga instructor said, “All right, now. Hop your legs up to your hands. Hop!”
Yeah, right. Somewhere on her mantle, Gran has a trophy that I won for “Best Hopper,” when I was in pre-school. My life as a bunny was long over. I straggled my right foot forward and tried to look jaunty as I dragged my left one into alignment.
“Let’s move into Warrior I,” the instructor said, as if she honestly believed I had all the position names memorized. I sneaked a look at Melissa to figure out what we were supposed to do, and I spread my legs into the expected triangle. As the instructor recited the rest of the exercise, I let my mind drift.
My mother was still alive. My mother. The woman that I thought had loved me. She was alive and well and could have come back to me at any moment, at any point in the twenty-five years that had passed since she walked away.
And now she wanted to see me.
I kept replaying my conversation with Gran in my head. I heard the words, over and over, like an old vinyl album skipping and repeating.
What had Gran been thinking? Had she realized how shocked I would be? She must have—that was why she’d staged the afternoon tea. She had wanted me in a public place, a place where I couldn’t throw a tantrum, where I couldn’t say words that I might later regret.
Even as I tried to build the case against her in my mind, I knew that I wasn’t being fair. She was my Gran. She loved me. She had taken me to the Four Seasons because she wanted her revelation to be special, to be happy.
My mother was still alive. My mother.
“Jane,” the yoga instructor said. “Raise your right arm. Look out over your fingertips. Flex your legs more; activate your right leg.”
I gritted my teeth and squatted lower, but the motion proved too much for my poor, out-of-shape body. I staggered sideways, narrowly missing the woman on the next mat. I caught Melissa’s quick smile, but she smoothed it away when I glared at her.
The instructor’s voice remained calm. She spoke to the entire class, but I knew her words were meant for me. “If you ever find an asana too challenging, remember that you can assume the Child’s Pose.”
Sounded like a good idea to me. I folded myself onto my mat, sitting on my heels and stretching my arms in front of me. I tucked my head down and tried to focus on my breathing.
Child’s pose. I was a child. My mother’s child. My mother was still alive.
Enough! Yoga was definitely not for me today. (Was it ever?) As the instructor started to move the class into a series of sun salutations, I rose up out of Child’s Pose. I collected my mat, not even bothering to roll it into a tight cylinder.
Both the instructor and Melissa looked at me questioningly. “Cramp in my foot,” I said.
The instructor started to offer me a bottle of the overpriced water that she sold from a mini fridge at the back of the studio, but I shook my head and mouthed to Melissa, “I’ll wait in the hall.” She looked torn, but I shook my head. “Stay,” I enunciated silently.
I limped out to the hallway, exaggerating my supposed foot-cramp like a teenager trying to get out of gym class. I dropped the act as soon as I closed the studio door, and I slumped against the wall to wait for the dogs and warriors and children to finish up their class.
I thought about lighting up a cigarette.
I don’t actually smoke. I never have; I can’t stand the smell of cigarettes in my hair. But there have been times when I wanted a cigarette as a prop, as an image. I wanted to lean against the wall like a weary ballerina, staring down the hallway as I struggled to bear the burden of my recent knowledge. I would look wan and brave, with wisps of my hair just curling beside my high-cheekboned face. My collarbones would jut out like wings as my delicate wrist rose, as my lips pursed one last weary time to take a deep, mentholated drag, and the cigarette tip glowed vermilion in the darkening hallway….
Yeah, right. I’d probably cough like a patient on a consumption ward, and my eyes would tear up, and my mascara would run.
By the time Melissa joined me, I’d had time to select another vice.
“Mojito therapy,” I said.
“What?” Her face was flushed with her yogic success. She went on as if I hadn’t actually spoken. “I went from Bow to Camel today! I could feel the energy flowing through me, down my arms and legs, all at the same time!”
I tried to remember which was Bow and which was Camel—I think that Melissa had just accomplished the backbends that the springy, popular girls had always shown off in third grade gym class. I fought the urge to ask what Mary Lou Retton was doing these days, and I repeated, “Mojito therapy. Now.”
Melissa finally heard the dire note behind my words. “What’s wrong?” she asked. “Your foot wasn’t really cramping, was it?”
I shook my head. “I’ll tell you all about it when we’ve got drinks in our hands. You’ve got limes? And mint?”
“Of course.” Melissa shrugged and tossed her yoga mat over her shoulder. She’d rolled hers into a perfect cylinder and sheathed it in its nylon bag. I felt like a naughty preschooler beside her, too slovenly even to have picked up my toys. “Oh,” Melissa said. “I brought one of these for you.”
She passed me a fluorescent pink flyer. I recognized the logo for the yoga studio centered at the top of the sheet. In delicate script, the page announced a special weekend series on “hot yoga.” Participants were expected to bring their own towels (three, recommended) and water supply. I looked at Melissa for a long time before I crumpled the paper and crammed it into my bag. “You have got to be kidding.”
“Rock, paper, scissors?”
“No way.” She must have heard the vehemence in my tone, because she didn’t even try to argue. Instead, she struck off down the street, leading the way to the canal towpath that formed the shortcut to Cake Walk.
Melissa nearly outpaced me as we headed back to the bakery. Opening up her back door, she slung her yoga mat in
to the corner and dug in a drawer until she came up with kitchen shears. She waved me toward a tangle of potted herbs in the tiny side yard, and I found the mint without any problem. Ah, sweet therapy. If the mojitos didn’t work their magic, we might have to move up to the big guns: Deep dish pizza, with pepperoni and black olives. That would still leave Ben and Jerry in reserve with their pints of last-ditch salvation.
Breathing deeply of the fresh-cut mint, I returned to the bakery. Melissa was setting a gigantic net bag of limes on the counter. “You’ve got sugar?”
“Yep.” I felt proud of myself. I was just like a regular homeowner.
“And rum?” She glanced dubiously at her cooking supplies; she kept rum for the Devil’s Nips that she made when she was feeling particularly devious. I swallowed hard; I could taste those liquored-up chocolate truffles now.
“I’ve got half a bottle at home. That should be enough.”
“Should be?” She arched a bemused eyebrow. I wish that I could arch an eyebrow. I wasn’t certain I could harness “bemused” for any amount of money. “Sounds like some serious therapy you’re contemplating.”
“You don’t know the half of it.”
She nodded and wrapped the mint in a paper towel, adding it to the limes in a totebag. She glanced around the kitchen and started to turn off the light, but then she shook her head and turned back to the industrial-size refrigerator.
She pulled out one of her heavy pottery serving plates and set it on the counter. When I glimpsed the treasures beneath the plastic wrap, I felt a warm flush of joy. Melissa did understand how serious this was.
“Almond Lust!”
“Only the best for you,” she said. I loved the shortbread concoction, and my mouth watered at the thought of the rich chewy caramel and dark Valrhona chocolate that cradled sliced almonds. I started to lift the corner of the plastic wrap, but Melissa playfully slapped my hand away. “Patience!”
“But there are three bars!”
“One for each of us, and one for Neko, right?”
Neko. Well, that was one thing to be said for my grandmother’s informational bomb. It had driven all thoughts of the strange cat-man out of my head. Thoughts of my, um, familiar came spiraling back, and I wondered how I could have forgotten about my life as a witch so quickly.
“Right,” I said. Suddenly those mojitos sounded medically necessary.
It didn’t take us long to walk to the Peabridge. I was glad that the Library was closed when we passed by—there was no need for anyone there to see me in workout clothes, carrying my bedraggled yoga mat and the makings of tropical drinks. I started to dig in my bag for my keys, but the door swung open before I could find them.
“Good evening,” Neko said, and he bowed to Melissa and me. My ingrained manners took over enough for me to introduce them. Melissa shot me a sharp look as I turned toward the kitchen.
I knew that expression. She was sizing up Neko for a spot on the First Date roster. Oh girlfriend, I almost said out loud. You are going to be so disappointed. There was more to Neko than the tautly-muscled torso carved beneath his black t-shirt, more than the exotic slant of his eyes beneath the oh-so-touchable buzz of his hair. So much more, but we women weren’t going to see any of it. Not that there was anything wrong with that.
I glanced toward my bedroom door, but it looked untouched. It seemed like a second safe day for Stupid Fish. At least, I could hope so.
As Melissa and Neko traded pleasantries, I marched into the kitchen and got straight to work. I opened the left cabinet and reached for the rum on the top shelf. Not there. I checked the middle shelf. No luck. I glanced at the bottom shelf, but I knew I wouldn’t have put the alcohol there.
I tried the second cabinet without any greater success before I remembered that I had put all the liquor beneath the sink. After all, I didn’t have that many cleaning bottles left by the time Melissa and I had made the cottage live-able, and I didn’t want visitors to see my alcoholic stash and conclude I was a lush.
Okay. I didn’t want Jason to see my liquor and think that I was just a hard-drinking party girl. Our first date was already scripted in my mind—I was going to brew him a nice hot cup of tea, one evening when we had worked late at the library on some difficult research project. I’d save the hard stuff for our second date. Or for Bloody Marys the morning after.
I pushed aside a woefully depleted fifth of gin and reached past sculpted bottles of Kahlua and Bailey’s. The rum was at the back of the collection, and I was pleased to discover there was even more of it than I’d remembered. “There,” I said. “Now, if I can just figure out where I put my pitcher….”
“The one with the fish on it?” Neko asked, popping back from his chat with Melissa. He produced the oversized item from a cabinet as if he’d lived here all his life. Which, come to think of it, he might have. I had a lot of questions for the guy. Questions that I’d be ready to ask, just as soon as the drinks were mixed.
“Thanks,” I said. Melissa started to help with the mojito preparation, but I waved her over to the tin kitchen table. “Both of you, sit down. I’ll do this.”
“I can’t wait any more, though,” Melissa said. “Tell me what we’re treating with the mojitos!”
“Treating?” Neko purred, and I could see interest waft over him like the scent of salmon. He’d ignored my instructions to sit down. Instead, he had taken over preparing the limes. After watching me roll one across the counter, hard, to release the juice inside, he repeated the process with the rest of the fruit. He moved his fingers like a pastry chef kneading dough. A distant look came into his eyes, as if the motion provided him with a distinctly sexual frisson of pleasure. As if he were a cat.
I shook my head and began to bruise the mint. I spoke as I worked, telling Melissa and Neko about my meeting with Gran. Both reacted appropriately, gasping in surprise at her revelation, (or, in Neko’s case, hissing.)
Years of practice let me eyeball the correct amount of mint, along with sugar, the juice from Neko’s limes, and sparkling water. I poured in a healthy amount of rum, then added more when Neko cast a critical eye. I started to dig for a wooden spoon in the container on the counter, but Neko placed a utensil in my hand. I stirred absently, looking from one friend to the other, as I concluded my tale of woe: “And so, I left. I needed time to think. That’s why I couldn’t finish yoga class.”
“Mmm,” Neko said. “Cat Pose. It’s perfect for tightening your abs.” As if to illustrate, he flexed his taut belly.
“I’ll drink to that,” Melissa said, eyeing him appreciatively. I poured us each a tall glass. The mojito was icy cold as I swallowed, but the rum warmed my woefully untaut belly. Already, I could feel myself relaxing, opening up. The mint was sweet-sharp against the back of my throat.
“Mmm,” Neko said. “You put in extra lime. I like them like that.”
I swallowed another healthy dose before I asked, “How do you do that?”
“Do what?” His eyes were sly as he met mine over his glass.
“Know about mojitos. I mean, you’ve been in my basement for a while, right? Frozen as a statue?”
He licked his lips and glanced over at Melissa, as if he were wondering what he could say in front of her. Fine time for him to decide to be circumspect. “Go ahead,” I said. “She’s my best friend. She already knows about you. At least as much as I do.”
Melissa nodded and drank from her own glass. She must have been thirsty after yoga class; her drink was already half-gone. I re-filled it and topped off mine. Hmmm. I must have been thirsty as well.
Neko shrugged and said, “It’s part of the Covenant. The power of witchcraft.” He spread his hands a precise distance apart in the air, and I couldn’t help but picture him as an interior designer, describing the parameters of my living room just before he told me I had no fashion sense and everything I owned must go. “The Covenant is always there, for those of us who are sensitive to it. When I was put into stasis by …” he hesitated only slightly, bu
t I caught the ripple, “… the person who owned the books downstairs, I was current on everything known to every member of our coven. As soon as you awakened me, the Covenant was re-energized. It flowed through me, and it filled in all the gaps in my knowledge.”
“So the witches know about mojitos?” I asked, and the question seemed silly enough that a bubble of laughter rose inside me.
“At least one of them does. Or one of their familiars. It only takes one for all of us to have the information.” Neko reached out for the fish pitcher and stirred it carefully before refilling my glass. Melissa accepted more as well. “Different witches specialize in different things. We familiars transmit the specialized information that we learn. It’s our job to explore as much as we can.”
I remembered what Montrose had said. Neko had been awakened on the night of the full moon. He was free to go anywhere he wanted. Any time he wanted. He could explore a hell of a lot.
Melissa interrupted before I could say anything. “So how does this all work? How do you help Jane with her spells?”
Neko raised a single eyebrow—he could challenge Melissa in the “bemused” department. “I help her channel her power. Whatever she needs. I can’t work the magic on my own; the power has to come from her. I’m sort of like a magnifying glass. Or Batman’s Lucius Fox. Or James Bond’s Q. Or—”
“We get it,” I said, washing down my annoyance with another healthy swallow of mojito. Like I was going to be some sort of suave super-hero, saving the nation’s capital from threatening villains. Yeah, right. Me, and my well-chewed fingernails. My freckles. My unruly hair and glasses.
“So can I go downstairs and look at the books?” Melissa was really into all this. She jumped up from her kitchen chair, but she had to steady herself with a hand thrust out against the table edge. Maybe I had been a bit too generous with the rum.
