“Well, thanks,” Julie stammered. Apparently I wasn’t the only one surprised at meeting a friendly agent. My usual encounters with them involved bullying, threats, intimidation, and the occasional fistfight.
He unslung the duffle bag and handed it to me. “I think this belongs to you.”
The bag was as heavy as it looked. I unzipped it, peered inside, and was greeted with a wonderful sight. “Abomination!” I shouted. I put the bag down and pulled out my customized Saiga shotgun. I pulled back the charging handle to check the chamber and the bolt was as slick as ever. It was a brutal weapon, a shortened, full-auto, magazine-fed 12-gauge, complete with underslung 40mm grenade launcher, EO-Tech holographic optic, and—the pièce de résistance—a side-folding, silver-inlaid bayonet. Abomination and I had been through some serious things together. It wasn’t just my gun, it was damn near my friend.
“And my STIs . . . And my armor!” I was really geeking out now. My two .45s, built originally for Julie’s brother Ray, had been put back in their holsters. The only thing missing was my Ganga Ram, last seen lodged in a zombie’s skull. “No freaking way. This is awesome.” In my defense, you don’t get very far in my line of work unless you really get to know and love your equipment. “I thought these babies were gone forever . . . how did you find them?”
Torres seemed rather proud of himself. “My team secured the perimeter at the prison. I found this bag in the hands of a fat Federale, dead in the parking lot. Looked like he was planning on taking these home, but he’d been ripped apart, you know, and the bag was open, and when I shined my light on it, I saw this.” He pointed at the Happy Face patch. “And I’ve heard how hard it is to earn one of those! I figured if you were still alive, you were going to want your gear back.” He shrugged. “No biggie.”
I had to resist the urge to hug him. “Thanks, Agent Torres. I appreciate it.”
“Consider it a professional courtesy. Hey, I’m going to help guard you for awhile. Just call me Anthony.” He shook my hand again. “Really nice to meet you guys. I’ve got to go.” He smiled, waved, looking almost like an embarrassed teenager, and ran to rejoin his team on the ramp.
I turned to look at Julie. She was as perplexed as I was. She mouthed the word “damn.” I put Abomination back in the bag and zipped it shut. When I picked up the duffle, the weight seemed familiar and reassuring.
“Maybe this won’t be as bad as we thought,” I said. “I didn’t know the Monster Control Bureau employed anybody nice.”
“He must have slipped past Human Resources.”
Cazador, Alabama. Population 682. A pretty much run-of-the-mill little village nestled deep in the woods south of Montgomery. A quick drive through town—and there was no such thing as a long drive through Cazador—wouldn’t reveal much except the catfish plant, a few stores, and a pair of churches. But a few miles out of town was the headquarters compound of Monster Hunter International. The main office building was two stories on the surface, and built like a medieval fortress. From the air it looked like a wide, squat bullfrog. The other buildings were spread out—a hangar for our plane and chopper, the sunk-in bunker that was the armory, Milo’s prefab workshop, the body shack, and a handful of small buildings that served as the barracks for the Newbie training classes. A tall chain-link fence, which was topped with razor wire and coated with kudzu, enclosed an area largely made up of bulldozer-pushed berms of red clay soil. MHI’s shooting range facilities were top notch.
The Air Force plane came in low over the thick forest surrounding the compound. For a brief instant I saw Skippy’s village flash by underneath, then the mostly hidden homes were gone. Seconds later the tires chirped as we hit runway.
“Hey!” the Fed shouted. His voice sounded nasal through the intercom headset. “Mr. Pitt. Pay attention.”
“Huh?” I glanced away from the window. The sun was rising, and the view had been nice. The Fed showed me his laptop screen with a picture of the man who had attacked me at the resort: a lean face, square jaw, intense eyes, short hair. “Yep, that’s pretty close.”
The agent swiveled the laptop back so he could look at the screen. “What about it isn’t right?”
“I don’t know. It was dark, and he was beating the living hell out of me.” Plus it was hard to explain that I had not seen a soul inside when I had looked through the man’s eyes. How exactly do you convey that to a sketch artist? “Besides the little demon-leech monster thingy that crawled out his mouth, that’s good enough.”
The C-130 rolled to a stop near our hangar. I removed the ice pack from my swollen forehead and unbuckled my harness. The Monster Control Bureau had been nice enough to clean my cuts, wrap my ankle, and provide some painkillers. I was in a pretty happy place. Yep, the government issues good painkillers. The drugs had even made the uncomfortable web seats, temperature swings, and noise bearable.
The hydraulics that powered the loading ramp made a truly impressive amount of noise as it was lowered to the ground. Most of the agents were already standing, preparing to exit the plane. Many of them looked slightly nervous. The last time they had been here had been to secure the compound and arrest Julie and me. In the aftermath many of them had gotten royally beaten by a slightly perturbed Earl Harbinger. I recognized a few of them, including one agent who had a slightly crooked nose. If I recalled correctly, I think that I might have given him that nose. He scowled at me, then flipped me the bird, low enough that I would see, but that it wouldn’t come to Myers’ or Franks’ attention. Yep. That would be the guy. Grabbing my bag, I stood and headed for the ramp. Julie was right behind me. We would be damned if we waited for the government men.
A few Hunters were already waiting for us on the tarmac. Earl Harbinger still appeared to be in his forties, and I knew that if I died of old age, by that time he might look fifty. Wearing that same old leather bomber jacket that was like an MHI fixture, Earl stood stiffly, his arms folded in front of his chest, his cold blue eyes examining the plane and its occupants. He was really just an average-looking guy, not big, not particularly intimidating in any physical way, but he emanated a certain old-school toughness, a wily competence that smelled of tobacco smoke and pure animal cunning. Earl Harbinger was not a man to trifle with, and that was only taking into account his human side.
Trip Jones stared grimly at the descending ramp, his dark features drawn into an intense frown. Normally Trip was probably the happiest, most easygoing and likable person whom I had ever known, but his last encounter with Feds had involved a massive beatdown, with him being on the receiving end of the beating, so he was understandably distrusting. Trip was from Florida, Jamaican by ethnicity, devout Baptist by belief, and MHI moral compass by default. Trip was our Samaritan, our good guy, if you will. He was a Hunter because he was innately a hero. Comparing myself to my friend always made me feel guilty because I knew that I could never be the kind of man that he was.
Holly Newcastle could best be described as hot, both in looks and temperament. Fiery by nature, always looking something like a villainess from a Bond movie. Only a fool would underestimate her. Our former stripper liked to play up the dumb blonde angle whenever it was convenient, but she was sharp as a tack, mean as hell, and probably the most merciless Hunter I knew. She regarded the plane with a mischievous grin. If Trip was a Hunter because he was a hero, Holly was a Hunter because it was the best legal avenue she had to inflict violence on the forces of evil, and she was damn good at it.
Earl’s face lit up when he saw Julie and me coming down the ramp. After Susan had disappeared and Ray had gone into seclusion, Earl had been like a father to Julie and her brothers. The man looked relieved, yet exhausted, but he always looked tired the next few days after a full moon. Being locked in a concrete cell while you attack the walls in a psychotic rage all night will do that to you. He gave Julie a quick hug.
“Jules, Owen, welcome back . . .” He stuck out his hand and shook mine with his standard eye-watering and bone-crushing grip. Trip and Holly descended
on me, clapping me on the back and demanding to know what had happened. The three of us had started out in the same class of Newbies, so we had been through some crazy things together. It was good to be among friends again. Other Hunters approached in the distance, drawn to the commotion and the sight of the massive plane. A lone figure, dressed from head to toe in black, watched from near the hangar. He waved awkwardly when he saw me, then slunk back into the building as the Feds disembarked. Skippy did not like crowds, or most people for that matter, but especially hated anyone from the government. The Feds clustered around the ramp, bunched up, checking out the compound, a few of the experienced ones no doubt taking stock for the day when the political winds changed and they finally got the order to shut us down by any means necessary.
The plane’s engines died and the runway was suddenly very quiet. The two groups stood separated, like the freshman boys and girls at a high school dance. Finally Myers and Franks broke away and crossed the divide. Myers’ imitation-silk tie flapped over his shoulder in the wind. The two stopped in front of Earl. Nobody offered to shake hands.
“Earl . . .” Myers said.
“Well, if it isn’t Special Agent Dwayne Myers,” Earl responded, just oozing contempt. Myers’ first name was Dwayne? I learned something new every day. “And his faithful sidekick, Mongo.” The quiet brute nodded slightly. I did not think Franks actually liked anyone, but he did seem to slightly respect those who might present a challenge in a physical confrontation. Now, Harbinger versus Franks? I would pay serious money to watch that one because I didn’t care how tough the Fed was, I’m pretty sure if he caught Earl in a bad mood, they would have to scrape Franks up and carry him out in a couple trash bags.
“I’m guessing you got the call?” the senior agent queried. Myers’ voice and attitude was cold. I knew that he despised Harbinger, as Myers used to work for him, and though I did not know the specifics, I certainly knew that there was some bad history between the two.
“I did. And I don’t like it one bit. Are all these”—Harbinger gestured contemptuously toward the Feds—“the ‘protective detail’? Because if you’re going for subtle, that ain’t it.”
“No. I’m leaving four handpicked agents. They’ll shadow Pitt and try to look like your people . . . so sloppy . . . and unprofessional. The rest of us will be on standby. We’ll be staging out of Montgomery until this is resolved. I’m expecting MHI’s full assistance. The legality of continued private Monster Hunting is coming under congressional review next session and you wouldn’t want me to testify that you didn’t want to cooperate.”
“Oh, we’re the spirit of cooperation . . . So now why don’t you take your goons and get the hell off my land?”
“Believe me, I can’t wait. But take this. You should at least know what you’re up against.” Myers held out a manila folder. “I don’t think you realize the magnitude of the threat that’s coming for you.”
It was hard to believe that Myers had once been one of us. The very thought made me cringe. I reached for the folder, and as I did so my fingertips touched the agent’s thumb. Black lightning crashed behind my eyes.
I was sitting on a wooden bench. The delicious smell of sizzling beef drifted from the nearby barbeque. It was nearing sundown, and the heat had broken under the soft Alabama breeze. Fireflies danced in the nearby forest.
“Dwayne, how do you want your burger?”
“Medium,” I answered without hesitation.
“Gotcha . . .” Big Ray Shackleford answered as he squished the patties with a spatula. “Honey?” The flames hissed as the grease dripped through the grill.
“Rare. No, super rare.” Susan Shackleford was sitting on a lawn chair to my right. She sighed as she tried to get comfortable. She was eight months pregnant and having a hard time. I tried not to stare at Susan. Even heavy with child, she was still the best-looking woman I had ever known, but she was also my best friend’s wife. “On second thought . . . How about you just kind of warm up the outside?”
“Can do.” Ray took a second to wipe his meaty hands on his apron and then took a long pull from his beer. He set it down with a satisfied grunt. Ray cut an imposing figure, big, muscular, confident, pretty much everything that I wasn’t. “Earl? Dorcas?”
“Rare.” Harbinger was sitting at the picnic table. I was still intimidated by my boss, but now that he had picked me to be on his team and had let me in on the family secret, I felt much more comfortable in his presence.
“Medium, Ray. And I mean medium. Not all black and crispy. Don’t screw it up again. Damn boy, but I ain’t never known nobody to burn up a good piece of meat like you.”
Dorcas was also at the picnic table, busy cleaning her .45 Long Colt on top of a piece of newspaper. She was kind of like our mother figure. A bitter crone of a mother figure for sure, but I knew that she loved us in her own demented redneck way. “Damn, idiot. Should have let me cook.”
“Yes, ma’am,” Ray responded automatically. I don’t think that I will ever get used to these Southerners and their incessant politeness to their elders. “Hood?”
“Well done, please.” The voice came from behind me. Hood was the youngest member of the team, and supposedly I was his trainer. In actuality he was so on the ball that sometimes it was like he was teaching me. I had even overheard Harbinger talking about how he had never met somebody with a better gift for Monster Hunting. Not bad for a fat kid from Birmingham.
“Since you’re the Newbie, you’re lucky if you get grill scrapings.” Ray laughed hard and drained the rest of his beer. “Julie! Get daddy another beer!”
“Okay!” the little girl shouted. She leapt gracefully off the nearby tire swing and ran for the house, her ponytail whipping behind her. She was only eight, but already I could tell that she was going to be the spitting image of her mom and sharp as her dad. That one was going to be a heartbreaker. She disappeared into the massive old plantation house with a slam of the screen door.
I glanced around at the other Monster Hunters. Grandpa Shackleford was engaged in an animated conversation with some other Hunters about how Ronald Reagan was the most pro-Monster Hunting president we’d had since Eisenhower. He kept swinging his hook for emphasis. That red-headed teenager that Earl had saved in Idaho recently, Milo, was doodling on some scrap of paper, probably about some other weird invention that he had come up with. A few others were drifting up, summoned by the smell of the barbeque, and Ray began to shout questions at each of them. The MHI staff were in a good mood, and rightly so. The case that we had just cracked had been a tough one, and we were feeling invincible.
“Yo, Myers,” Ray said.
“Yeah, buddy?”
“We kicked some ass today, didn’t we?”
I leaned back on the bench and stretched my bad arm. A vampire had wrecked my rotator cuff and ruined my shot at ever pitching in the majors, but if I hadn’t had that encounter all those years ago, then I would never have gotten to become a part of this. I looked at the patch sewn on my sleeve as I turned my arm, just a little green happy face with horns. It wasn’t much, but it meant a lot to me.
“We sure did, Ray. We sure did.”
These people were my family.
“What are you staring at?” Myers asked me belligerently.
Reality came crashing back. Glancing around, runway, big airplane, my friends, and a bunch of scowling Feds, I was at the compound, out on the tarmac, but I had just been at a barbeque . . . at Julie’s house, only it had been a long time ago . . . and I had been . . . Agent Myers? What the hell? “Nothing . . .”
Myers shook his head and released the folder, probably thinking that I was a complete moron. I must have been out of it for just a few seconds. “Like I was saying, you need to know what you’re up against. Do you have someplace where we could talk in private?”
Harbinger nodded. “Let’s go.” He motioned to the main building. All of the Feds began to follow and he raised his hand. “No, just the protective detail. The rest of you assh
oles can stay on the plane.” My boss didn’t wait for any sort of disagreement, he just spun on his heel and led the way. I did note, however, that he was grinding his teeth together rather violently.
Still reeling from what had just happened, I reached out and grabbed Julie’s hand. Nothing happened. No flash of black lightning, no visions. She looked at me strangely.
“Z, are you okay?” Holly asked me. “You look kind of flushed.”
I shook my head. I couldn’t say anything in front of the Feds, but the last time I had lived someone else’s memories, Lord Machado’s to be precise, it had been powered by the same artifact that Susan had just exposed me to again. “No, I’m fine. Must have been the flight . . . Let’s get this over with.”
Franks regarded me suspiciously as I walked after Harbinger and Myers. Finally, he nodded at three other agents. They picked up their gear and followed.
The group entered the main building, passing quickly through the entryway, as Earl was walking at a pace that indicated he wanted to get this done with. Agent Franks made note of the portcullis chained above us, almost approvingly.
“Welcome home, Z. Milo told me you’d killed yourself a mess of zombies,” Dorcas, our secretary, receptionist, and semi-retired Hunter, said from behind her massive desk. She looked like a typical matronly Southern grandma, except for the Ruger Redhawk bulging from the shoulder holster underneath her knit sweater. “I can always count on you for a good killin’ story or two, about the only entertainment I get around here nowadays.”
“Yes, ma’am, I’ll tell you all about it after this meeting.”
When she spied the Feds coming up behind me, her smile vanished, and her eyes narrowed so dangerously that they turned into little slits. For a second it looked like she thought about going for that magnum. “Myers . . .” she spat.
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