by Рэй Брэдбери
«Ole!»
Gomez turned like a matador in his wondrous suit-of-lights.
«Ole, Gomez, ole!»
Gomez bowed and went out the door.
Martinez fixed his eyes to his watch. At ten sharp he heard someone wandering about in the hall as if they had forgotten where to go. Martinez pulled the door open and looked out.
Gomez was there, heading for nowhere.
He looks sick, thought Martinez. No, stunned, shook up, surprised, many things.
«Gomez! This is the place!»
Gomez turned around and found his way through the door.
«Oh, friends, friends,» he said. «Friends, what an experience! This suit! This suit!»
«Tell us, Gomez!» said Martinez.
«I can't, how can I say it!» He gazed at the heavens, arms spread, palms up.
«Tell us, Gomez!»
«I have no words, no words. You must see, yourself! Yes, you must see ―» And here he lapsed into silence, shaking his head until at last he remembered they all stood watching him. «Who's next? Manulo?»
Manulo, stripped to his shorts, leapt forward.
«Ready!»
All laughed, shouted, whistled.
Manulo ready, went out the door. He was gone twenty-nine minutes and thirty seconds. He came back holding to doorknobs, touching the wall, feeling his own elbows, putting the flat of his hand to his face.
«Oh, let me tell you,» he said. «Compadres, I went to the bar, eh, to have a drink? But no, I did not go in the bar,
do you hear? I did not drink. For as I walked I began to laugh and sing. Why, why? I listened to myself and asked this. Because. The suit made me feel better than wine ever did. The suit made me drunk, drunk! So I went to the Guadalajara Refriteria instead and played the guitar and sang four songs, very high! The suit, ah, the suit!»
Dominguez, next to be dressed, moved out through the world, came back from the world.
The black telephone book! thought Martinez. He had it in his hands when he left! Now, he returns, hands empty! What? — What?
«On the street,» said Dominguez, seeing it all again, eyes wide, «on the street I walked, a woman cried,' Dominguez, is that you?' Another said, „Dominguez? No, Quetzal-coatl, the Great White God come from the East,“ do you hear? And suddenly I didn't want to go with six women or eight, no. One, I thought. One! And to this one, who knows what I would say? „Be mine!“ or „Marry me!“ Caramba! This suit is dangerous! But I did not care! I live, I live! Gomez, did it happen this way with you?»
Gomez, still dazed by the events of the evening, shook his head. «No, no talk. It's too much. Later. Villanazul…?»
Villanazul moved shyly forward.
Villanazul went shyly out.
Villanazul came shyly home.
«Picture it,» he said, not looking at them, looking at the floor, talking to the floor. «The Green Plaza, a group of elderly business men gathered under the stars and they are talking, nodding, talking. Now one of them whispers.
All turn to stare. They move aside, they make a channel through which a white hot light bums its way as through ice. At the centre of the great light is this person. I take a deep breath. My stomach is jelly. My voice is very small, but it grows louder. And what do I say? I say, 'Friends. Do you know Carlyle's Sartor Resartus? In that book we find his Philosophy of Suits….'»
And at last it was time for Martinez to let the suit float him out to haunt the darkness.
Four times he walked around the block. Four times he paused beneath the tenement porches, looking up at the window where the light was lit. A shadow moved, the beautiful girl was there, not there, away and gone, and on the fifth time, there she was, on the porch above, driven out by the summer heat, taking the cooler air. She glanced down. She made a gesture.
At first he thought she was waving to him. He felt like a white explosion that had riveted her attention. But she was not waving. Her hand gestured and the next moment a pair of dark-framed glasses sat upon her nose. She gazed at him.
Ah, ah, he thought, so that's it. So! Even the blind may see this suit! He smiled up at her. He did not have to wave. And at last, she smiled back. She did not have to wave either. Then, because he did not know what else to do, and he could not get rid of this smile that had fastened itself to his cheeks, he hurried, almost ran, around the corner, feeling her stare after him. When he looked back, she had taken off her glasses and gazed now with the look of the nearsighted at what, at most, must be a moving blob of light in the great darkness here. Then, for good measure he went around the block again, through a city so suddenly beautiful he wanted to yell, then laugh, then yell again.
Returning, he drifted, oblivious, eyes half-closed, and seeing him in the door the others saw not Martinez but themselves come home. In that moment, they sensed that something had happened to them all.
«You're late!» cried Vamenos, but stopped. The spell could not be broken.
«Somebody tell me,» said Martinez. «Who am I?»
He moved in a slow circle through the room.
Yes, he thought, yes, it's the suit, yes, it had to do with the suit and them all together in that store on this fine Saturday night and then here, laughing and feeling more drunk without drinking, as Manulo said himself, as the night ran and each slipped on the pants and held, toppling, to the others and, balanced, let the feeling get bigger and warmer and finer as each man departed and the next took his place in the suit until now here stood Martinez all splendid and white as one who gives orders and the world grows quiet and moves aside.
«Martinez, we borrowed three mirrors while you were gone. Look!»
The mirrors, set up as in the store, angled to reflect three Martinezes and the echoes and memories of those who had occupied this suit with him and known the bright world inside this thread and cloth. Now, in the shimmering mirror, Martinez saw the enormity of this thing they were living together and his eyes grew wet. The others blinked.
Martinez touched the mirrors. They shifted. He saw a thousand, a million white-armoured Martinezes march off into eternity, reflected, reflected, for ever, indomitable, and unending.
He held the white coat out on the air. In a trance, the others did not at first recognize the dirty hand that reached to take the coat. Then:
«Vamenos!»
«Pig!»
«You didn't wash!» cried Gomez. «Or even shave, while you waited! Compadres, the bath!»
«The bath!» said everyone.
«No!» Vamenos flailed. «The night air! I'm dead!»
They hustled him yelling out and down the hall.
Now here stood Vamenos, unbelievable in white suit, beard shaved, hair combed, nails scrubbed.
His friends scowled darkly at him.
For it was not true, thought Martinez, that when Vamenos passed by, avalanches itched on mountain-tops. If he walked under windows, people spat, dumped garbage, or worse. Tonight now, this night, he would stroll beneath ten thousand wideopened windows, near balconies, past alleys. Suddenly the world absolutely sizzled with flies. And here was Vamenos, a fresh-frosted cake.
«You sure look keen in that suit, Vamenos,» said Manulo sadly.
«Thanks.» Vamenos twitched, trying to make his skeleton comforable where all their skeletons had so receatly been. In a small voice, Vamenos said, «Can I go now?»
«Villanazul!» said Gomez. «Copy down these rules.»
Villanazul licked his pencil.
«First,» said Gomez, «don't fall down in that suit, Va-menos!»
«I won't.»
«Don't lean against buildings in that suit.»
«No buildings.»
«Don't walk under trees with birds in them, in that suit. Don't smoke. Don't drink―»
«Please,» said Vamenos, «can I sit down in this suit?»
«When in doubt, take the pants off, fold them over a chair.»
«Wish me luck,» said Vamenos.
«Go with God, Vamenos.»
He went out.
He shut the door.
There was a ripping sound.
«Vamenos!» cried Martinez.
He whipped the door open.
Vamenos stood with two halves of a handkerchief torn in his hands, laughing.
«Rrrip! Look at your faces! Rrrip!» He tore the cloth again. «Oh, oh, your faces, your faces! Ha!»
Roaring, Vamenos slammed the door, leaving them stunned and alone. Gomez put both hands on top of his head and turned away. «Stone me. Kill me. I have sold our souls to a demon!»
Villanazul dug in his pockets, took out a silver coin and studied it for a long while.
«Here is my last fifty cents. Who else will help me buy back Vamenos's share of the suit?»
«It's no use.» Manulo showed them ten cents. «We got only enough to buy the lapels and the buttonholes.»
Gomez, at the open window, suddenly leaned out and yelled, «Vamenos! No!»
Below on the street, Vamenos, shocked, blew out a match, and threw away an old cigar butt he had found somewhere. He made a strange gesture to all the men in the window above, then waved airily and sauntered on.
Somehow, the five men could not move away from the window. They were crushed together there.
«I bet he eats a hamburger in that suit,» mused Villanazul. «I'm thinking of the mustard.»
«Don't!» cried Gomez. «No, no!»
Manulo was suddenly at the door.
«I need a drink, bad.»
«Manulo, there's wine here, that bottle, on the floor ―»
Manulo went out and shut the door.
A moment later, Villanazul stretched with great exaggeration and strolled about the room.
«I think I'll walk down to the plaza, friends.»
He was not gone a minute when Dominguez, waving his black book at the others, winked, and turned the doorknob.
«Dominguez,» said Gomez.
«Yes?»
«If you see Vamenos, by accident,» said Gomez, «warn him away from Mickey Murillo's Red Rooster Cafe. They got fights not only on TV but out front of the TV, too.»
«He wouldn't go into Murillo's,» said Dominguez. «That
suit means too much to Vamenos. He wouldn't do anything to hurt it.»
«He'd shoot his mother first,» said Martinez. «Sure he would.»
Martinez and Gomez, alone, listened to Dominguez's footsteps hurry away down the stairs. They circled the undressed window dummy.
For a long while, biting his lips, Gomez stood at the window, looking out. He touched his shirt pocket twice, pulled his hand away, and then at last pulled something from the pocket. Without looking at it, he handed it to Martinez.
«Martinez, take this.»
«What is it?»
Martinez looked at the piece of folded pink paper with print on it, with names and numbers. His eyes widened.
«A ticket on the bus to El Paso, three weeks from now!»
Gomez nodded. He couldn't look at Martinez. He stared out into the summer night.
«Turn it in. Get the money,» he said. «Buy us a nice white panama hat and a pale blue tie to go with the white ice-cream suit, Martinez. Do that.»
«Gomez―»
«Shut up. Boy, is it hot in here! I need air.»
«Gomez. I am touched. Gomez ―»
But the door stood open. Gomez was gone.
Mickey Murillo's Red Rooster Cafe and Cocktail Lounge was squashed between two big brick buildings and, being narrow, had to be deep. Outside, serpents of red and sulphur-green neon fizzed and snapped. Inside, dim shapes loomed and swam away to lose themselves in a swarming night sea.
Martinez, on tiptoe, peeked through a flaked place on the red-painted front window.
He felt a presence on his left, heard breathing on his right. He glanced in both directions.
«Manulo! Villanazul!»
«I decided I wasn't thirsty,» said Manulo. «So I took a walk.»
«I was just on my way to the plaza,» said Villanazul, «and decided to go the long way round.»
As if by agreement the three men shut up now and turned together to peer on tiptoe through various flaked spots on the window.
A moment later, all three felt a new very warm presence behind them and heard still faster breathing.
«Is our white suit in there?» asked Gomez's voice.
«Gomez!» said everybody, surprised. «Hi!»
«Yes!» cried Dominguez, having just arrived to find his own peephole. «There's the suit! And, praise God, Vamenos is still in it!»
«I can't see!» Gomez squinted, shielding his eyes. «What's he doing!»
Martinez peered. Yes! There, way back in the shadows, was a big chunk of snow, and the idiot smile of Vamenos winking above it, wreathed in smoke.
«He's smoking!» said Martinez.
«He's drinking!» said Dominguez.
«He's eating a taco!» reported Villanazul.
«A juicy taco,» added Manulo.
«No,» said Gomez. «No, no, no…»
«Ruby Escadrillo's with him!»
«Let me see that!» Gomez pushed Martinez aside.
Yes, there was Ruby! Two hundred pounds of glittering sequins and tight black satin on the hoof, her scarlet fingernails clutching Vamenos's shoulder. Her cow-like face, floured with powder, greasy with lipstick, hung over him!
«That hippo!» said Dominguez. «She's crushing the shoulder pads. Look, she's going to sit on his lap!»
«No, no, not with all that powder and lipstick!» said Gomez. «Manulo, inside! Grab that drink! Villanazul, the cigar, the taco! Dominguez, date Ruby Escadrillo, get her away. Andale, men!»
The three vanished, leaving Gomez and Martinez to stare, gasping, through the peephole.
«Manulo, he's got the drink, he's drinking it!»
«Ole! There's Villanazul, he's got the cigar, he's eating the taco!»
«Hey, Dominguez, he's got Ruby! What a brave one!»
A shadow bulked through Murillo's front door, travelling fast.
«Gomez!» Martinez clutched Gomez's arm. «That was Ruby Escadrillo's boy friend, Bull La Jolla. If he finds her with Vamenos, the ice-cream suit will be covered with blood, covered with blood ―»
«Don't make me nervous,» said Gomez. «Quickly!»
Both ran. Inside, they reached Vamenos just as Bull La Jolla grabbed about two feet of the lapels of that wonderful ice-cream suit.
«Let go of Vamenos!» said Martinez.
«Let go that suit!» corrected Gomez.
Bull La Jolla, tap-dancing Vamenos, leered at these intruders.
Villanazul stepped up, shyly.
Villanazul smiled. «Don't hit him. Hit me.»
Bull La Jolla hit Villanazul smack on the nose.
Villanazul, holding his nose, tears stinging his eyes, wandered off.
Gomez grabbed one of Bull La Jolla's arms, Martinez the other.
«Drop him, let go, peon, coyote, vaca!»
Bull La Jolla twisted the ice-cream suit material until all six men screamed in mortal agony. Grunting, sweating, Bull La Jolla dislodged as many as climbed on. He was winding up to hit Vamenos when Villanazul wandered back, eyes streaming.
«Don't hit him. Hit me!»
As Bull La Jolla hit Villanazul on the nose, a chair crashed on Bull's head.
«Ole!» said Gomez.
Bull La Jolla swayed, blinking, debating whether to fall. He began to drag Vamenos with him.
«Let go!» cried Gomez. «Let go!»
One by one, with great care, Bull La Jolla's banana-like
fingers let loose of the suit. A moment later he was ruins at their feet.
«Compadres, this way!»
They ran Vamenos outside and set him down where he freed himself of their hands with injured dignity.
«Okay, okay. My time ain't up. I still got two minutes and, let's see — ten seconds.»
«What!» said everybody.
«Vamenos,» said Gomez, «you let a Guadalajara cow climb on you, you pick fights, you smoke, you
drink, you eat tacos, and now you have the nerve to say your time ain't up?»
«I got two minutes and one second left!»
«Hey, Vamenos, you sure look sharp!» Distantly, a woman's voice called from across the street.
Vamenos smiled and buttoned his coat.
«It's Ramona Alvarez! Ramona, wait!» Vamenos stepped off the curb.
«Vamenos,» pleaded Gomez. «What can you do in one minute and ―» he checked his watch. «Forty seconds!»
«Watch! Hey, Ramona!»
Vamenos loped.
«Vamenos, look out!»
Vamenos, surprised, whirled, saw a car, heard the shriek of brakes.
«No,» said all five men on the sidewalk.
Martinez heard the impact and flinched. His head moved up. It looks like white laundry, he thought, flying through the air. His head came down.
Now he heard himself and each of the men make a different sound. Some swallowed too much air. Some let it out. Some choked. Some groaned. Some cried aloud for justice. Some covered their faces. Martinez felt his own fist pounding his heart in agony. He could not move his feet.
«I don't want to live,» said Gomez quietly. «Kill me, someone.»
Then, shuffling, Martinez looked down and told his feet to walk, stagger, follow one after the other. He collided with other men. Now they were trying to run. They ran at last and somehow crossed a street like a deep river through which they could only wade, to look down at Vamenos.
«Vamenos!» said Martinez. «You're alive!»
Strewn on his back, mouth open, eyes squeezed tight, tight, Vamenos motioned his head back and forth, back and forth, moaning.
«Tell me, tell me, oh tell me, tell me.»
«Tell you what, Vamenos?»
Vamenos clenched his fists, ground his teeth.
«The suit, what have I done to the suit, the suit, the suit!»
The men crouched lower.
«Vamenos, it's… why, it's okay!»
«You lie!» said Vamenos. «It's torn, it must be, it must be, it's torn, all round, underneath?»
«No.» Martinez knelt and touched here and there. «Vamenos, all around, underneath even, it's okay!»
Vamenos opened his eyes to let the tears run free at
last. «A miracle,» he sobbed. «Praise the saints!» He quieted at last. «The car?»
«Hit and run.» Gomez suddenly remembered and glared at the empty street. «It's good he didn't stop. We'd have ―»
