A great Genius among us will illustrate this Matter fully. I cannot, indeed, range him under any general Head of common Artists, as he hath a Title to be placed among those
Inventas qui vitam excoluere per Artes.
Who by invented Arts have Life improv’d.4
I mean here the Inventor of that most exquisite Entertainment, called the English Pantomime.5
This Entertainment consisted of two Parts, which the Inventor distinguished by the Names of the Serious and the Comic. The Serious exhibited a certain Number of Heathen Gods and Heroes, who were certainly the worst and dullest Company into which an Audience was ever introduced; and (which was a Secret known to few) were actually intended so to be, in order to contrast the Comic Part of the Entertainment, and to display the Tricks of Harlequin to the better Advantage.
This was, perhaps, no very civil Use of such Personages; but the Contrivance was, nevertheless, ingenious enough, and had its Effect. And this will now plainly appear, if instead of Serious and Comic, we supply the Words Duller and Dullest; for the Comic was certainly duller than any Thing before shewn on the Stage, and could be set off only by that superlative Degree of Dulness, which composed the Serious. So intolerably serious, indeed, were these Gods and Heroes, that Harlequin (though the English Gentleman of that Name is not at all related to the French Family, for he is of a much more serious Disposition) was always welcome on the Stage, as he relieved the Audience from worse Company.
Judicious Writers have always practised this Art of Contrast, with great Success. I have been surprized that Horace should cavil at this Art in Homer; but indeed he contradicts himself in the very next Line.
Indignor quandoque bonus dormitat Homerus,
Verùm Opere in longo fas est obrepere Somnum.
I grieve if e’er great Homer chance to sleep,
Yet Slumbers on long Works have right to creep.6
For we are not here to understand, as, perhaps, some have, that an Author actually falls asleep while he is writing. It is true that Readers are too apt to be so overtaken; but if the Work was as long as any of Oldmixon,7 the Author himself is too well entertained to be subject to the least Drowsiness. He is, as Mr. Pope observes,
Sleepless himself, to give his Readers Sleep.8
To say the Truth, these soporific Parts are so many Scenes of Serious artfully interwoven, in order to contrast and set off the rest; and this is the true Meaning of a late facetious Writer, who told the Public, that whenever he was dull, they might be assured there was a Design in it.9
In this Light then, or rather in this Darkness, I would have the Reader to consider these initial Essays. And after this Warning, if he shall be of Opinion, that he can find enough of Serious in other Parts of this History, he may pass over these, in which we profess to be laboriously dull, and begin the following Books, at the second Chapter.
CHAPTER II.
In which Mr. Jones receives many friendly Visits
during his Confinement; with some fine Touches of
the Passion of Love, scarce visible to the naked Eye.
Tom Jones had many Visitors during his Confinement, though some, perhaps, were not very agreeable to him. Mr. Allworthy saw him almost every Day; but though he pitied Tom’s Sufferings, and greatly approved the gallant Behaviour which had occasioned them; yet he thought this was a favourable Opportunity to bring him to a sober Sense of his indiscreet Conduct; and that wholesome Advice for that Purpose could never be applied at a more proper Season than at the present; when the Mind was softened by Pain and Sickness, and alarmed by Danger; and when its Attention was unembarrassed with those turbulent Passions, which engage us in the Pursuit of Pleasure.
At all Seasons, therefore, when the good Man was alone with the Youth, especially when the latter was totally at Ease, he took Occasion to remind him of his former Miscarriages, but in the mildest and tenderest Manner, and only in order to introduce the Caution, which he prescribed for his future Behaviour; ‘on which alone,’ he assured him, ‘would depend his own Felicity, and the Kindness which he might yet promise himself to receive at the Hands of his Father by Adoption, unless he should hereafter forfeit his good Opinion: For as to what had past,’ he said, ‘it should be all forgiven and forgotten. He, therefore, advised him to make a good Use of this Accident, that so in the End it might prove a Visitation for his own Good.’
Thwackum was likewise pretty assiduous in his Visits; and he too considered a Sick-bed to be a convenient Scene for Lectures. His Stile, however, was more severe than Mr. Allworthy’s: He told his Pupil, ‘that he ought to look on his broken Limb as a Judgment from Heaven on his Sins. That it would become him to be daily on his Knees, pouring forth Thanksgivings that he had broken his Arm only, and not his Neck; which latter,’ he said, ‘was very probably reserved for some future Occasion, and that, perhaps, not very remote. For his Part,’ he said, ‘he had often wondered some Judgment had not overtaken him before; but it might be perceived by this, that Divine Punishments, though slow, are always sure.’ Hence likewise he advised him, ‘to foresee, with equal Certainty, the greater Evils which were yet behind, and which were as sure as this, of overtaking him in his State of Reprobacy. These are,’ said he, ‘to be averted only by such a thorough and sincere Repentance, as is not to be expected or hoped for, from one so abandoned in his Youth, and whose Mind, I am afraid, is totally corrupted. It is my Duty, however, to exhort you to this Repentance, though I too well know all Exhortations will be vain and fruitless. But liberavi Animam meam. I can accuse my own Conscience of no Neglect; tho’ it is at the same Time, with the utmost Concern, I see you travelling on to certain Misery in this World, and to as certain Damnation in the next.’
Square talked in a very different Strain; he said, ‘Such Accidents as a broken Bone were below the Consideration of a wise Man. That it was abundantly sufficient to reconcile the Mind to any of these mischances, to reflect that they are liable to befal the wisest of Mankind, and are undoubtedly for the Good of the Whole.’ He said, ‘it was a mere Abuse of Words, to call those Things Evils, in which there was no moral Unfitness: That Pain, which was the worst Consequence of such Accidents, was the most contemptible Thing in the World;’ with more of the like Sentences, extracted out of the Second Book of Tully’s Tusculan Questions, and from the great Lord Shaftesbury.1 In pronouncing these he was one Day so eager, that he unfortunately bit his Tongue; and in such a Manner, that it not only put an End to his Discourse, but created much Emotion in him, and caused him to mutter an Oath or two: but what was worst of all, this Accident gave Thwackum, who was present, and who held all such Doctrine to be heathenish and atheistical, an Opportunity to clap a Judgment on his Back. Now this was done with so malicious a Sneer, that it totally unhinged (if I may so say) the Temper of the Philosopher, which the Bite of his Tongue had somewhat ruffled; and as he was disabled from venting his Wrath at his Lips, he had possibly found a more violent Method of revenging himself, had not the Surgeon, who was then luckily in the Room, contrary to his own Interest, interposed, and preserved the Peace.
Mr. Blifil visited his Friend Jones but seldom, and never alone. This worthy young Man, however, professed much Regard for him, and as great Concern at his Misfortune; but cautiously avoided any Intimacy, lest, as he frequently hinted, it might contaminate the Sobriety of his own Character: For which Purpose, he had constantly in his Mouth that Proverb in which Solomon speaks against evil Communication.2 Not that he was so bitter as Thwackum; for he always expressed some Hopes of Tom’s Reformation; ‘which,’ he said, ‘the unparallelled Goodness shewn by his Uncle on this Occasion, must certainly effect in one not absolutely abandoned:’ But concluded, ‘if Mr. Jones ever offends hereafter, I shall not be able to say a syllable in his Favour.’
As to Squire Western, he was seldom out of the Sick-Room; unless when he was engaged either in the Field, or over his Bottle. Nay, he would sometimes retire hither to take his Beer, and it was not without Difficulty, that he was prevented from forcing Jones t
o take his Beer too. For no Quack ever held his Nostrum to be a more general Panacea, then he did this; which, he said, had more Virtue in it than was in all the Physic in an Apothecary’s Shop. He was, however, by much Entreaty, prevailed on to forbear the Application of this Medicine; but from serenading his Patient every Hunting Morning with the Horn under his Window, it was impossible to withhold him; nor did he ever lay aside that Hallow, with which he entered into all Companies, when he visited Jones without any Regard to the sick Person’s being at that Time either awake or asleep.
This boisterous Behaviour, as it meant no Harm, so happily it effected none, and was abundantly compensated to Jones, as soon as he was able to sit up, by the Company of Sophia, whom the Squire then brought to visit him; nor was it, indeed, long before Jones was able to attend her to the Harpsichord, where she would kindly condescend, for Hours together, to charm him with the most delicious Music, unless when the Squire thought proper to interrupt her, by insisting on Old Sir Simon, or some other of his favourite Pieces.
Notwithstanding the nicest Guard which Sophia endeavoured to set on her Behaviour, she could not avoid letting some Appearances now and then slip forth: For Love may again be likened to a Disease in this, that when it is denied a Vent in one Part, it will certainly break out in another. What her Lips therefore concealed, her Eyes, her Blushes, and many little involuntary Actions, betrayed.
One Day when Sophia was playing on the Harpsichord, and Jones was attending, the Squire came into the Room, crying, ‘There, Tom, I have had a Battle for thee below Stairs with thick Parson Thwackum.—He hath been a telling Allworthy, before my Face, that the broken Bone was a Judgment upon thee. D—n it, says I, how can that be? Did not he come by it in Defence of a young Woman? A Judgment indeed! Pox, if he never doth any Thing worse, he will go to Heaven sooner than all the Parsons in the Country. He hath more Reason to glory in it, than to be ashamed of it.’ ‘Indeed, Sir,’ says Jones, ‘I have no Reason for either; but if it preserved Miss Western, I shall always think it the happiest Accident of my Life.’—‘And to gu,’ said the Squire, ‘to zet Allworthy against thee vor it.—D—n ’un, if the Parson had unt had his Petticuoats on, I should ha lent un a Flick;3 for I love thee dearly, my Boy, and d—n me if there is any Thing in my Power which I won’t do for thee. Sha’t take thy choice of all the Horses in my Stable to-morrow Morning, except only the Chevalier4 and Miss Slouch.’ Jones thanked him, but declined accepting the Offer.—‘Nay,’ added the Squire, ‘shat ha thee the Sorrel mare that Sophy rode. She cost me fifty Guineas, and comes six Years old this Grass.’ ‘If she had cost me a thousand,’ cries Jones passionately, ‘I would have given her to the Dogs.’ ‘Pooh! pooh!’ answered Western, ‘What because she broke thy Arm. Shouldst forget and forgive. I thought hadst been more a Man than to bear Malice against a dumb Creature.’—Here Sophia interposed, and put an End to the Conversation, by desiring her Father’s Leave to play to him; a Request which he never refused.
The Countenance of Sophia had undergone more than one Change during the foregoing Speeches; and probably she imputed the passionate Resentment, which Jones had expressed against the Mare, to a different Motive from that from which her Father had derived it. Her Spirits were at this Time in a visible Flutter; and she played so intolerably ill, that had not Western soon fallen asleep, he must have remarked it. Jones, however, who was sufficiently awake, and was not without an Ear, any more than without Eyes, made some Observations; which being joined to all which the Reader may remember to have passed formerly, gave him pretty strong Assurances, when he came to reflect on the Whole, that all was not well in the tender Bosom of Sophia. An Opinion which many young Gentlemen will, I doubt not, extremely wonder at his not having been well confirmed in long ago. To confess the Truth, he had rather too much Diffidence in himself, and was not forward enough in seeing the Advances of a young Lady; a Misfortune which can be cured only by that early Town Education, which is at present so generally in Fashion.
When these Thoughts had fully taken Possession of Jones, they occasioned a Perturbation in his Mind, which, in a Constitution less pure and firm than his, might have been, at such a Season, attended with very dangerous Consequences. He was truly sensible of the great Worth of Sophia. He extremely liked her Person, no less admired her Accomplishments, and tenderly loved her Goodness. In reality, as he had never once entertained any Thought of possessing her, nor had ever given the least voluntary Indulgence to his Inclinations, he had a much stronger Passion for her than he himself was acquainted with. His Heart now brought forth the full Secret, at the same Time that it assured him the adorable Object returned his Affection.
CHAPTER III.
Which all who have no Heart, will think to contain
much ado about Nothing.
The Reader will perhaps imagine, the Sensations which now arose in Jones to have been so sweet and delicious, that they would rather tend to produce a chearful Serenity in the Mind, than any of those dangerous Effects which we have mentioned; but in Fact, Sensations of this Kind, however delicious, are, at their first Recognition, of a very tumultuous Nature, and have very little of the Opiate in them. They were, moreover, in the present Case, embittered with certain Circumstances, which being mixed with sweeter Ingredients, tended altogether to compose a Draught that might be termed bittersweet; than which, as nothing can be more disagreeable to the Palate, so nothing, in the metaphorical Sense, can be so injurious to the Mind.
For first, though he had sufficient Foundation to flatter himself in what he had observed in Sophia, he was not yet free from Doubt of misconstruing Compassion, or, at best, Esteem, into a warmer Regard. He was far from a sanguine Assurance that Sophia had any such Affection towards him, as might promise his Inclinations that Harvest, which, if they were encouraged and nursed, they would finally grow up to require. Besides, if he could hope to find no Bar to his Happiness from the Daughter, he thought himself certain of meeting an effectual Bar in the Father; who, though he was a Country Squire in his Diversions, was perfectly a Man of the World in whatever regarded his Fortune; had the most violent Affection for his only Daughter, and had often signified, in his Cups, the Pleasure he proposed in seeing her married to one of the richest Men in the County. Jones was not so vain and senseless a Coxcomb as to expect, from any Regard which Western had professed for him, that he would ever be induced to lay aside these Views of advancing his Daughter. He well knew, that Fortune is generally the principal, if not the sole Consideration, which operates on the best of Parents in these Matters: For Friendship makes us warmly espouse the Interest of others; but it is very cold to the Gratification of their Passions. Indeed, to feel the Happiness which may result from this, it is necessary we should possess the Passion ourselves. As he had therefore no Hopes of obtaining her Father’s Consent; so he thought to endeavour to succeed without it, and by such Means to frustrate the great Point of Mr. Western’s Life, was to make a very ill Use of his Hospitality, and a very ungrateful Return to the many little Favours received (however roughly) at his Hands. If he saw such a Consequence with Horror and Disdain, how much more was he shocked with what regarded Mr. All-worthy; to whom, as he had more than filial Obligations, so had he for him more than filial Piety? He knew the Nature of that good Man to be so averse to any Baseness or Treachery, that the least Attempt of such a Kind would make the Sight of the guilty Person for ever odious to his Eyes, and his Name a detestable Sound in his Ears. The Appearance of such unsurmountable Difficulties was sufficient to have inspired him with Despair, however ardent his Wishes had been; but even these were controlled by Compassion for another Woman. The Idea of lovely Molly now intruded itself before him. He had sworn eternal Constancy in her Arms, and she had as often vowed never to outlive his deserting her. He now saw her in all the most shocking Postures of Death; nay, he considered all the Miseries of Prostitution to which she would be liable, and of which he would be doubly the Occasion; first by seducing, and then by deserting her; for he well knew the Hatred which all h
er Neighbours, and even her own Sisters, bore her, and how ready they would all be to tear her to Pieces. Indeed he had exposed her to more Envy than Shame, or rather to the latter by Means of the former: For many Women abused her for being a Whore, while they envied her her Lover and her Finery, and would have been themselves glad to have purchased these at the same Rate. The Ruin, therefore, of the poor Girl must, he foresaw, unavoidably attend his deserting her; and this Thought stung him to the Soul. Poverty and Distress seemed to him to give none a Right of aggravating those Misfortunes. The Meanness of her Condition did not represent her Misery as of little Consequence in his Eyes, nor did it appear to justify, or even to palliate, his Guilt, in bringing that Misery upon her. But why do I mention Justification? His own Heart would not suffer him to destroy a human Creature, who, he thought, loved him, and had to that Love sacrificed her Innocence. His own good Heart pleaded her Cause; not as a cold venal Advocate; but as one interested in the Event, and which must itself deeply share in all the Agonies its Owner brought on another.
When this powerful Advocate had sufficiently raised the Pity of Jones, by painting poor Molly in all the Circumstances of Wretchedness; it artfully called in the Assistance of another Passion, and represented the Girl in all the amiable Colours of Youth, Health, and Beauty; as one greatly the Object of Desire, and much more so, at least to a good Mind, from being, at the same time, the Object of Compassion.
Amidst these Thoughts, poor Jones passed a long sleepless Night, and in the Morning the Result of the whole was to abide by Molly, and to think no more of Sophia.
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