“Kirsty, don’t leave angry!” shouted Wilson. He started to laugh as her fingers scrabbled at the hatch and pulled it back. She felt a nail break as she pushed it back as far as it would go. “Kirsty!” roared Wilson, but she forced herself not to look around.
She scrambled up the stairs and screamed as she felt the knife tear across her back. She lashed out with her left leg, kicking backwards, and her foot connected with something and she heard him fall back and hit the floor.
She was exhausted but the adrenaline coursing through her bloodstream kept her going and she fell onto the deck and crawled along it. The blood from her wounds was mixing with the rain as she scrambled along on all fours. She threw herself off the boat and onto the pier, pushed herself up and started to run, her bare feet slapping against the wooden slats like gunshots.
CHAPTER 2
NEW YORK, PRESENT DAY
Dudley Grose walked into the lecture hall and swung his battered leather briefcase onto the table in front of the whiteboard. There was an overhead projector on the table but he never used it or the whiteboard. He’d long ago decided that he was there to talk and if the students didn’t bother writing anything down then that was up to them. There was a wooden chair at the side of the table and he sat down and looked at the hundred or so students filling the rows of seats facing him. The keen ones were sitting at the front, their laptops open and primed, fingers poised over their keyboards. In the middle were the ones who took notes by hand, scribbling the odd phrase and chewing on the pens and nodding thoughtfully whenever they thought he was looking in their direction. At the back were the least-interested students, the ones who spent most of their time playing with their cell phones. Grose barely knew a dozen of them by name so he opened his briefcase and took out the folder in which he kept a printed list of the students who had signed up for the course, where they had come from, and what work if any they had handed in.
He stood up and the students fell silent. He was wearing a tweed jacket with leather patches on the elbows and green corduroy trousers and faded desert boots. Grose dressed for comfort and everything he was wearing he’d owned for at least ten years, even his socks and underwear.
He took a deep breath, trying to drum up the enthusiasm for a course that he had next to no interest in. ‘The Mechanics Of Writing A Bestseller’. That hadn’t been his choice. In fact he’d argued against it, pointing out that he was supposed to be teaching English Literature, not a Writing For Dummies course. He’d been over-ruled by the Head of the English Faculty, a pinch-faced lesbian who’d only been at the university for two years but who seemed to have it in for Grose and every other male member of staff aged over fifty. Grose was only a few months away from his fifty-second birthday. He didn’t know if it was his age, sex or the patches on his jacket, that had annoyed her, but she’d seemed to have taken inordinate pleasure insisting on the title. She’d explained to him that it was all about pulling in the students, and that twenty-first century students weren’t interested in studying the works of “long-dead white men” as she relished describing history’s greatest writers.
Grose forced a smile as he surveyed the eager faces in the front row. “So, ladies and gentlemen, we now begin the third week of the course and as I told you on the first day, now is the time to put up, or shut up. Or as my old grandfather used to say, shit or get off the pot, God bless him.”
He waited for laughter but there was none. Not even a smile. He looked over the top of his glasses. Without the benefit of corrective lenses everything beyond twelve feet was a soft blur and he generally found it less stressful addressing large groups of people when he couldn’t see their faces.
“You all signed up for this course because you wanted to be writers, you wanted, for the lack of a better expression, to write the great American novel. I did hope that you might want to be the next Cameron Fitzgerald or Steinbeck or Hemingway or Salinger, but from the feedback I’ve been getting over the past two weeks it’s clear that your sights are in the main somewhat lower. The new Stephanie Meyer, perhaps, or JK Rowling.” His nose wrinkled as if he’d detected a bad smell wafting over from his audience. He took off his glasses and polished them with his handkerchief. The handkerchief had been a present from his wife many years ago and she’d embroidered his initials in blue in one corner. “But even if your ambitions are to pander to the mass market, you still have to do what all writers do – you have to write. You have to put words down on paper. Or I suppose these days the best I can hope is that you put them onto your hard disc drive.” He put away his handkerchief but held onto his glasses. “Now, I might not be able to get you to write like Cameron Fitzgerald. I might not even get you to Stephanie Meyer standard, if indeed she has a standard, but the one thing I can guarantee you is peer review of your work, and that’s something every writer needs. And today is the day that we start that process.” He tucked the glasses in the top pocket of his jacket and opened the folder. He didn’t need glasses for reading so long as he held the material at arm’s length. “So, let’s do this alphabetically, shall we? Miss Abrahams.” He squinted at the students. “Miss Abrahams?”
A plump girl with badly-permed hair held up a hesitant hand. She smiled hesitantly. “That would be me.”
Grose looked at his printout. “From Baltimore. Well Miss Abrahams from Baltimore, why don’t you stand up and let us hear what you’re working on.”
“Now?”
“Now would be good, yes.”
Her cheeks reddened. “It’s not really ready for…” She shrugged. “It’s just not ready.”
“When do you think it will be ready?” said Grose.
“Next week?” she said, hopefully.
“What are you afraid of, Miss Abrahams? Ridicule? Contempt? Criticism? All of the above?”
Miss Abrahams slumped back in her seat and didn’t answer. Grose took a step toward her. “That’s what a writer does, Miss Abrahams. A writer bares his – or her –soul, a writer writes from the heart and then yes, that means opening yourself up to criticism. If you’re not prepared to do that then you might as well go back to serving burgers or selling jeans or whatever it is you were doing before you let your dream of being a writer get the better of you. Do you understand me, Miss Abrahams?”
She nodded but didn’t say anything and steadfastly refused to look him in the eye.
“I can’t hear you,” he said.
“Yes,” she said, close to tears.
Grose sighed and looked around the lecture hall. “Very well,” he said. “We’ll drop the alphabetical system for today. By next Monday I want you all ready, willing and able to give the class a reading. It doesn’t have to be much, a couple of pages will do. In the meantime, is there anyone who is ready now to bare their soul to the group?”
Several hands went up. The most enthusiastic was a blonde girl at the front who began waving her arm left and right like a metronome. Grose put on his glasses. The blonde was Melissa Knox, from Atlanta, big-boned and horse-faced, she had sat in the front row since day one of the course and was always the first to ask a question. Her voice was deep and throaty and for the first week he suspected that she might be a man in drag or at the very least a pre-op transsexual, but he’d come to accept that she was all woman. She was pushy, unpleasant, and seemed to think that she was destined to be heading the bestseller lists. She had already forced on him three writing samples which he’d read and dismissed as the product of a talentless wannabe writer, though of course he hadn’t told her that. The Head of Faculty had made it clear that he was to be supportive and not critical, that the purpose of the course was to encourage creative development and not to be critical. Students didn’t need to be criticized, he’d been told. They needed support. They needed encouragement. They needed smoke blown up their backsides is what she meant, but of course Grose hadn’t told her that. He’d argued his case but that had been a waste of time. She’d taken him in to see the Dean.
The Dean was a forty-year old career academic
who had never had an original thought in her head, so far as Grose could tell. She had a tight, bird-like face, close-cropped black hair and nails that were bitten to the quick. Her eyebrows had been shaped to within an inch of their lives and were always outlined with black pencil, and her lipstick was a pale beige that always seemed to find its way onto her front teeth. Kimberly Martin. Dean Martin. Under other circumstances Grose might have found the name funny, but there was nothing amusing about the Dean. She had backed the Head of Faculty, made a few patronizing comments about the university having to move with the times, and said that she was as pleased as punch with the number of students who had signed up for the course and didn’t want him to do anything that would jeopordize those numbers.
Grose was pretty sure that Dean Martin was a lesbian and wouldn’t have been at all surprised to learn that the Head of Faculty was her bitch. But he couldn’t say that, of course. It was dangerous enough just to think it. In fact he was pretty sure that the day would come when even having a thought like that would lead to dismissal.
Melissa was bobbing up and down, her hand held high. Grose forced himself to smile, even though the last thing he wanted was to hear the silly woman’s nauseating prose. “Yes, Melissa, let’s start with you,” he said.
Melissa was already on her feet. She picked up her MacBook, looked around to check that she had everyone’s attention and began to read. Her voice seemed even deeper than usual and Grose couldn’t help but look for signs of a prominent Adam’s apple as she spoke.
Grose sat down and nodded thoughtfully as Melissa droned on. Her story was a soulless romance about a nurse in a mid-Western town who is torn between two men – an impossibly handsome doctor and an equally impossibly handsome delivery driver. Both had cleft chins, rippling muscles and washboard stomachs and both thought the nurse was the woman of their dreams. It was tosh. Absolute tosh. It was so bad that Grose was tempted to walk over, take the laptop from her and throw it against the wall. He settled for looking over at Jenny Cameron, another of the front row stalwarts. Jenny had been born in Orlando, not far from the Magic Kingdom, but whenever Grose looked at her he imagined the sound of bagpipes and the smell of heather. Fair skinned, soft shoulder-length blonde hair and a sprinkling of faint freckles across her nose.
Grose continued to nod as he looked at Jenny, taking in her high cheekbones, Cupid’s bow lips, pale blue eyes and long black eyelashes. She was the most beautiful woman he’d ever laid eyes on. Except she wasn’t a woman, she was a girl. Less than half his age. A lot less than half, as it happened. Closer to a third. The thought made his stomach lurch.
She realized that he was looking at her and she smiled and self-consciously brushed a lock of hair behind her ear. Grose wanted to wink at her but he knew that wouldn’t be smart, not with so many students facing him. He realized with a jolt that they were all looking at him expectantly and that Melissa had finished talking.
He smiled at her. “Excellent,” he said. “First-rate.” He took off his glasses again and slid them into his top pocket. “Now, let’s all share our thoughts with Miss Knox. Who wants to start?” A forest of hands shot up.
CHAPTER 3
Grose carried his cup of coffee through into his study. Actually it was the spare bedroom at the rear of the house but he and his wife never had visitors and they’d never bothered to put in a bed. There was an old oak desk that he’d bought from an antiques shop in Maine shortly after they’d moved into the house. The desk had obviously once been in a large office as there was a small ivory button on one side which in the past had probably summoned an assistant or secretary. There were six drawers on either side and a wide drawer under the main section of the desk.
He opened the top left hand drawer, took out a yellow legal pad and sat back in his chair. The chair had cost more than four hundred dollars and was ergonomically designed to ensure the best possible sitting position and take the pressure off his spine. Grose had been troubled with back pain for almost ten years. The severity of the pain varied. Some days it was little more than an ache, at other times it was a searing burning sensation that brought tears to his eyes and prevented him from doing anything other than lying immobile on a hard surface until the agony faded. Painkillers hadn’t helped and Grose had tried them all, from aspirin and codeine up to prescription drugs. He’d tried chiropractors and acupuncturists and once had even gone to a faith healer. Nothing worked, though the expensive chair did help.
He tapped his fountain pen against the pad. Grose always wrote by hand. It was the way Shakespeare wrote all his plays, the way that Dickens wrote all his masterpieces. If it was good for the masters, Grose figured that a pen and paper was good enough for him. He’d written all his novels by hand. All seven of them. For the last three he’d used the same Mont Blanc pen, filling it with fresh ink each morning. Once he’d finished the first draft his wife typed them into her computer and printed it out for him. He would then make any changes he wanted in pen and his wife would copy them onto the computer file. It normally took him eight or nine rewrites before he was happy, and at that point he would put the manuscript into the bottom drawer on the left of the desk and leave it there for four weeks. Exactly four weeks, never a day more or a day less. Then he’d take it out and try to read it as if he was seeing it for the first time. That was when the real revisions would start, and again he would do it by hand, laboriously rewriting line by line. His wife would type the new version into her computer and that would be followed by another five or six rewrites, each involving less work than the last until finally he had a version that he was truly happy with.
He looked down at the pad. He was on the twelfth page, which meant he had written just under three thousand words. He was finding it difficult to concentrate because he was still waiting to hear from his agent about the manuscript that he’d just finished the previous month. Grose sat back in his chair and looked up at the ceiling. It had been with the agent for two whole weeks and he still hadn’t heard anything. It was the best thing he’d ever written, he was sure of that. As sure as he’d ever been about anything. He’d put his heart and soul into it, and he couldn’t understand why it was taking his agent so long to get back to him.
Grose put down his pen, leaned back and stared at the phone, willing it to ring. Two weeks. Fourteen days. After three days he had phoned to check that the manuscript had arrived and a secretary had confirmed that it had. Actually manuscript was a misnomer. The agent had refused point blank to accept anything as old fashioned as paper. He’d insisted on Grose sending it by email, something which Grose detested. A book was paper, almost by definition, a thing of beauty that had to be held to be appreciated, not a stream of electrons whizzing across a screen. Grose could never understand anyone choosing to read or to write on a computer. Words needed to be on a page to be appreciated, to be savored. How was any agent supposed to make a considered decision by reading off a screen? Grose figured it was ridiculous, but that’s what the man had insisted upon so Grose had asked his wife to email the file.
Grose had only met the man once. Richard Pink his name was, a partner in one of the bigger New York literary agencies. Pink was the third agent he had met and the only one who had come close to being acceptable. He was in his early thirties, sleek, bald and so well-groomed that Grose had assumed that the man was gay. He’d enthused about Grose’s early work and had talked enthusiastically about movie deals and foreign rights and Grose had left the meeting feeling that a seven-figure-deal was just a few phone calls away. Pink had asked Grose what had happened to his last agent and Grose had explained that Bennie Knight had retired through ill-health. Bennie had always been a big man but in his seventies the weight had piled on and with it had come heart problems and diabetes and eventually he’d called it a day and retired to his house in the Hamptons. Bennie hadn’t done much for Grose over the past ten years but at least he’d always stayed in touch, making a phone call every Monday morning, as regular as clockwork. “Just checking in, Dudley,” he’d
say, followed by exactly five minutes of small talk followed by a promise to stay in touch.
Pink didn’t have Benny’s charm or good humor but he did have energy and confidence and a Fifth Avenue office with windows on two sides. Grose had expected that Pink would have got back to him about the manuscript within twenty-four hours. Forty-eight at the most. After he’d phoned the secretary on the third day he was sure that Pink would be on the phone within hours, but no, he hadn’t even had the decency to return the call. But now two weeks had passed. What was he playing at? Two weeks was more than enough time to read War and Peace from cover to cover and back again.
He picked up his fountain pen again and tried to write but he still couldn’t concentrate. He reached for the phone and then shook his head. No, it wasn’t his place to call. The ball was in Pink’s court. He went down to the kitchen and made himself another cup of coffee. His wife was in the garden, down on her knees doing something to a spreading bush. She spent hours in the garden every day, rain or shine. It was a large garden, one of the main reasons they had bought the house, and over the twenty years they had lived there Karen had totally transformed it. There was a rose garden which produced prize-winning blooms, a water feature with a rocky waterfall, a small orchard and a vegetable patch that filled their larder all year round. It was a labor of love, Grose knew, and the more she had grown to love the garden the less attention she’d paid to him. The fact that they’d been unable to have children hadn’t helped either. He shivered and turned away from the window.
He walked slowly back up the stairs and sat down at his desk. He picked up his pen, sucked on it for a while, and then put it down. He knew that he wouldn’t be able to write a word until he knew one way or another where he stood with The Homecoming. He flicked through his FiloFax for the number of the agency, and then slowly tapped it out.
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