I don’t have any intention of sending out masses of emails, mostly because I ****in’ hate writing ‘group’ emails. I’ve heard from people that know about these things that it’s most effective if you send, like, daily emails. F that shit. I ain’t got time for that. Instead I’ll simply let you know when The Barns Brothers have a new book out. That’s it.
But… there is an incentive! If you signup for the mailing list, you can get access to… The Story of Ham. If you’ve finished reading Kink (and if you haven’t why are you here??) then you’ve already met poor old Ham.
But what’s his story? What else happened in that interview? Well, to find out, you’ve got to read… The Story of Ham! For members of my mailing list only =)
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About the Author
A middle child, Crowley is British by birth but regards himself as a citizen of nowhere. He's lived and worked in the UK, USA and Australia as well as spending more than a dozen years in Asia. Crowley has worked as a barkeep, groundskeeper and carnie. He currently resides in Seoul.
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