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by Geoffrey Cousins


  Before these black thoughts congealed, the lean figure of the Pope strode into view through the water glare. To Jack, the Pope always looked like Clint Eastwood on holiday-spare, rather taciturn, relaxed, yet in total control of all around, knowing something he might tell you on a good day. Because the group always used the nickname at their luncheons, he’d forgotten that the Pope’s real name was Clinton Normile. It seemed an oddly formal name for this good-looking character who no one knew much about. He’d had to ring Tom Smiley to get the phone number and was amazed when the Pope had answered the call himself, rather than some secretary or personal assistant. The Pope was fabled to be wealthy beyond counting but the origins of this wealth, if it existed, were the subject of wide speculation.

  ‘I see you found my office.’ He glanced at the paper bag. ‘And Vera’s, I trust. Leg ham on the bone and the rye bread?’

  ‘Exactly as ordered.’ Jack laughed. ‘Although I must say this isn’t quite the venue I expected. Do you always hold meetings here?’

  The Pope took a sandwich from the bag. ‘As often as possible and as little as possible. I don’t like meetings, but if I have to take one, as the Americans say, I might as well take it here.’

  They munched silently for a while. The Pope was outstanding at silence. Finally Jack started. ‘I need your advice. Tom Smiley said you might be able to help.’ He paused. ‘What should I call you, by the way? The Pope seems a bit out of place here.’

  ‘Nobody calls me that except in the group. John will do fine.’

  ‘But I thought your name was Clinton.’

  ‘Nobody calls me that either. Try John.’ Jack shifted around on the park bench and recrossed his legs uneasily. He couldn’t explain why he felt so in awe of this man. He was the chief executive of one of the largest listed companies in Australia, while the Pope was-what? Maybe wealthy? Yet somehow he seemed to have taken immediate control.

  ‘So?’ Just the one inquiring word as the last sandwich disappeared and the Pope drained off a bottle of juice. Jack laid out his concerns-precisely, he felt, and much more succinctly than he had with Louise. The response was laconic in the extreme. ‘Facts. Documents. Where are they?’

  Jack hesitated. ‘Well I’m just seeking your initial guidance, in a general way. To see if you think there’s really an issue.’

  There was a long silence. Finally the Pope turned and looked Jack straight in the eye for the first time. ‘Of course there’s an issue.

  You’re dealing with Mac Biddulph and Laurence Treadmore. Two piranhas in a fish tank full of money. What did you expect?’ Jack made no response. The Pope shrugged. ‘So you didn’t ask.’ He paused. ‘I owned a small reinsurance company for a while. HOA was always looking for what we call financial reinsurance. Unlike normal reinsurance, which all legitimate insurance companies have, financial reinsurance can be just a way of making the balance sheet look better. There’s no real transfer of risk involved. It’s probably illegal most of the time, and most legitimate operators won’t touch it. If you’re in the market for this stuff, you’re in the market for all sorts of other rotten fish. And you’re going to come up smelling, Jack.’

  Neither spoke for a while. Finally, the Pope stood and stretched. ‘You need to know the right questions to ask. They’ll slide around you otherwise. I’ll draw up a list for you. Meet me here in a week.’

  Jack laughed. ‘What if it’s raining?’

  The Pope ignored the question. ‘You’re going to need legal help when you get the answers. But first get the facts, the documents. Then we’ll talk about that. I know the man to help you, if we can get him.’

  He turned and loped off into the gardens before Jack could stammer out his thanks. Jack’s gaze drifted over all the unconcerned citizens of Sydney contentedly enjoying the smell of fresh-cut grass, the wafts of jasmine in the salt-filled air, the intricate beauty of the coves and bays of their lyrical city. His lyrical city. Except he was smelling old fish heads. He walked slowly through the mix of exotic and native trees, the great groves of palms, and then on to the rose garden that seemed like a remnant of the colonial past. In front of the regimented beds of the rose gardens, next to the Macquarie Street exit, was a large green board listing the directors of the Royal Botanic Gardens Trust. At its head, as chairman, was the name Sir Laurence Treadmore.

  Popsie Trudeaux smiled knowingly at the attractive man standing in the bay window of the old stone mansion on the edge of the Botanic Gardens. As far as she knew, she’d never seen this person before in her life, but she always made it a rule to smile knowingly at attractive men, whoever they may be. You could always sort the wheat from the chaff later. She practised this smile in one of the many mirrors in her Double Bay penthouse. She thought of the penthouse as hers, even though her husband nominally lived there and the title was in both their names. But Angus knew it was better to spend as much time as possible travelling on business and give plenty of notice before arriving home. He also knew it was much cheaper to let things drift on as they were rather than try to seek a resolution. A lot more than the penthouse would go in those circumstances.

  Popsie looked around the room with considerable satisfaction. She could see at least a half-dozen ‘wellknown Sydney business identities’, as the press called them, from where she was standing. She’d had affairs with all but one, and she wasn’t an especially beautiful woman. But she had life and electricity and a great love for fucking, which was all they wanted and weren’t getting at home. She’d even thought of fucking that old fart Laurence Treadmore once, years ago, just because he was who he was and looked as if he needed it, but then she decided the trophy phase was over and they had to be good looking or they could fuck themselves.

  Popsie eased over to Sir Laurence anyway just to give him a thrill, if there were any nerve ends left to respond. ‘Lovely night, Laurie-as is anything you’re involved with.’

  Sir Laurence peered at her with considerable distaste. He regarded her as a sort of female pirate who’d been doused in heady perfume, her blowzy charms were vaguely repulsive. ‘Yes, thank you, Popsie. Very kind of you to come along. Angus not here tonight? What a pity. Still, we’re very grateful to get anyone to fundraising events these days. People seem to have other priorities, do they not? But thankfully there remains a core of generous citizens who are always prepared to contribute. And the cactus garden is in desperate need of refurbishment. Have you considered adopting a plant?’

  The thought of having a particularly spiky plant that flowered once a year in the middle of the night named after her had not in fact occurred to Popsie Trudeaux, and she adroitly continued her drift towards more interesting quarters. It was a vital social skill, the ability to move on at a cocktail party without appearing to do so or causing any offence, but never being trapped with some bore or ugly lump. The attractive man was no longer in the bay window. No matter. There were plenty of other windows.

  Laurence Treadmore sensed her departure from the periphery of his wide vision with some relief. Talking to Popsie Trudeaux for more than a few moments was a substantial risk for a man of his impeccable reputation. Besides, she never gave any real money despite vague promises. Ah, here was more worthy company. Rupert Littlemore, on the other hand, did give substantial sums almost on request and furthermore, or hence, depending on your degree of cynicism, was also the president of the Colonial Club. The Colonial Club’s premises were located behind an unmarked door not far from Sir Laurence’s residence in Macquarie Street, and contained his favourite luncheon venue as well as quiet lounge rooms and libraries where he conducted many useful chats in peaceful seclusion.

  ‘Rupert, it’s wonderful of you to come. Is there any good cause you don’t support? None that I know of. How is Beryl? Any better? Ah, it’s a great burden to you, old chap. We all think of you, you know.’

  Rupert Littlemore was a well-presented septuagenarian with a fine mane of silver-grey hair and a very ill wife. He looked like, and was, a retired naval commander, but was also a su
ccessful businessman with a considerable fortune derived from his family’s rural properties. He spoke in a clipped, direct manner, but when he smiled-which was, unusually, when he was genuinely pleased-his face came alive with joyful creases.

  ‘Very nice party, Laurence. Cheque’s in the mail. How’s that new CEO of yours? Up for the club. Name’s just gone on the board. Assume he’s a great fellow, otherwise you wouldn’t have him.’

  Sir Laurence raised his thumb and forefinger to his chin in a gesture that a few people knew particularly well. It seemed to indicate deep thought but in fact was equivalent to a cobra eying a small rodent. ‘Really? I’d missed that. I usually check the board. I see.’ He withdrew the hand and checked the alignment of his pocket handkerchief. ‘Well nominated is he?’

  Rupert Littlemore took half a pace back. ‘What? What do you want to know for? Of course-Stockford’s put him up. No problem, is there?’

  Laurence Treadmore seldom answered questions of this nature directly. ‘You just took me by surprise, old fellow. Let me think about it. I only really know him in business. I’ve never even been to his home. Let me make some inquiries.’

  Rupert’s thick black eyebrows shot up. ‘Not at all. Not necessary. I only asked because he’s your chief.’

  ‘It’s no trouble, don’t give it a thought. Now come and meet our new director. She’s the first woman ever to run these great gardens. You see how we’re moving with the times.’

  Later that evening Sir Laurence sat in his study on the second floor of his two-storey apartment in The Piccadilly. He looked out over the Botanic Gardens, past Stone House where the party had recently wound up, to the black harbour beyond. The sky was lit only by a quarter moon but he could still see the thousands of birds wheeling in the neon lights of the city buildings. His was the antithesis of the book-lined study. There were no books. Sir Laurence found the reading of novels a great waste of time, there were few biographies that appealed since they rarely contained the type of information he was looking for and historical tomes, by definition, failed to deal with the most important moments in history. Sir Laurence was interested in the present and the future, particularly his present and future, and those of persons who might make these a little brighter. This was not, as he saw it, selfish thinking. If everyone took care of life with this focused view, there would be no need for welfare payments, charities, church raffles, soup kitchens and other annoying lead weights hanging from the sturdy belt of society. Let people look after themselves, keep their noses in their own business, and all would prosper.

  Which brought him back, unpleasantly at this late hour, to Jack Beaumont. He reached behind him to a wall of panelling studded with silver knobs, pulled open one of twenty-two filing cabinet drawers concealed in the wall, and took from it a fresh folder which he spread on the desk. He examined its pristine whiteness with some pleasure. There was always the slight shiver that caused his spine to flex when he wrote a name on a new file. It was incredible, even to him, what events could overtake people’s lives, alter the smooth flow of their previous even currents, just from the notes he would make in the peace of this small room. He wrote the name BEAUMONT on the file in neat capital letters. There was no need for this. The man could have made a great deal of money and played polo or golf or rafted rapids or whatever he did for pleasure. It was bound to be something active and mindless. The thumb and forefinger of the left hand rose slowly to his chin, while the pen started to write. Of course, he could record a little of what Jack did for pleasure already and, in time, expected to record a great deal more. There were files and there were files. Sir Laurence liked order; otherwise there was chaos, and chaos was only in the interests of those who had nothing. Namely, those who didn’t apply themselves. It was late. Even the birds had stopped flying. Edith would be asleep. He would go down now.

  ‘What the hell is this, Jack? I’m not asking you if it’s true, I’m not some weak little lamb of a wife bleating about her ram fucking everything in the paddock. I’m asking you how it got in the fucking newspaper.’ Louise stood over him as he blinked in the shaft of early morning light and threw the newspaper down on the bed.

  ‘What? For Christ’s sake, keep it down. You’ll wake the kids.’

  ‘Don’t fucking tell me to be quiet when the whole of Sydney is sitting down to their bowls of low-cal yoghurt, imagining you screwing some juicy little bimbo.’

  Jack jumped up from the bed in an attempt to hold her, but she backed away. ‘Christ, go easy on the language, darling. Whatever it is, it’s just a newspaper story, just a piece of gossip. No one pays any attention to this stuff.’

  She snorted. ‘They pay more attention to it than they do to people starving in Africa.’ And then, very quietly, ‘Do not break the line of my trust.’

  She stared at him for a moment and left him with the newspaper. It was only a couple of paragraphs in a column that purportedly covered the business affairs of prominent citizens but was in fact a daily outlet for bile and vengeance. And it was accompanied by a caricature of Jack wearing a nautical cap standing on the prow of a large boat with the name Honey Bear on the stern, incongruously carrying a riding whip. The caption ‘Jack-the-lad rides again’ was more than enough. The innuendos in the story were sufficiently subtle to skirt the defamation laws, but clear to the discerning reader nevertheless. He sat on the edge of the bed with the paper half-crumpled in his hand and looked around the room. It was Saturday morning. They’d slept late. Usually there’d be scrambled eggs and coffee with the kids before sport in the afternoon. It was his favourite time, slipping through the many sections of the brick-thick weekend paper, reading about the lives of other people. But not today.

  It was a huge bedroom, the way Louise wanted it. A room they could almost live in, except for the lack of cooking facilities. The entrance was through a narrow corridor, opening out into a vaulted space with armchairs and couches, sun streaming through the skylight above onto the wooden floor, and then three steps up to a podium with the oversized bed and carpet your feet disappeared into. Louise had even sketched the concept drawing for this room, something she seldom did, including the bathroom with a big stone bath they could lie in together.

  He crossed to the window and looked down on the normally quiet street. On Saturday morning it was lined with parked cars and families walking to the Temple Emmanuel at the end of the street, the men and boys in their black yarmulkes. The old lady from number twenty-three was walking her small, decrepit poodle on its customary toilet outing. She held the plastic bag prominently in one hand, ready to remove offending objects, but as he watched, the poodle painfully left its droppings on the neatly mown grass and the old lady, after glancing surreptitiously around to see if she was being observed, walked on with a smile of satisfaction. A young woman from the flats on the corner jogged by in a pair of shorts he loved to watch because they seemed to have a life of their own. But this morning he turned away to face the music in his own house.

  He hated the idea that his carelessness was causing her pain. It was months since his weekend on the Honey Bear. Who would plant a story like that after all this time-and why?

  He dressed carefully in faded blue jeans and a white linen shirt Louise always loved against his brown skin, combed his hair and then ruffled it again so it looked as casual as possible, and slowly walked downstairs.

  ‘Mr Beaumont, there’s a Mr Stockford on the line. He says it’s a personal call. Will you speak?’

  Jack sighed at the ‘Mr Beaumont’ and the query about whether he’d take the call. He reminded Beryl every day to call him Jack and to put calls through whoever they were from, unless he’d specifically instructed otherwise. He’d wanted to bring his own PA from his old firm, but Sir Laurence had told him that was inappropriate in a public company and he should use the person already in the job. He was probably right, but God she was painful.

  He picked up the phone and said, ‘G’day, Bruce, it’s nice to hear a friendly voice at the start of a new week.’


  There was a nervous cough before, ‘Yeah. That was a nasty little piece, Jack, but what can you expect from a rag like that? I wouldn’t worry about it, mate, it all adds to your colourful reputation.’

  ‘That’s not quite how Louise saw it.’

  ‘No, I guess not.’ Again the short unnecessary cough came down the line. ‘Listen, Jack, I know you’re swamped with work, but I was wondering if we could get together today, just for a coffee or something.’

  ‘Sure. It’ll be refreshing to get away from here for a while.

  How about three o’clock at your club?’

  ‘No, it would suit me better to come to you, if that’s okay. What about the coffee shop under your building?’

  It was not a place Jack often frequented because it was always full of HOA staff and he was usually relieved to be anonymous rather than being greeted from every second table, as he was now. Nor was it the usual haunt of Bruce Stockford, who preferred wood panelling or framed boat pennants to stainless steel and hissing Italian coffee machines. Nevertheless, he sat in the hard-backed chair that seemed designed for anything but comfort, and was as uncomfortable as he’d ever been.

  ‘Jack, I really don’t know how to start this. I’m terribly embarrassed by it all.’

  Jack looked at him in surprise. ‘Well, we’re old friends, Bruce. Whatever it is, just spit it out, mate.’

  Bruce Stockford ran his hand over his eyes. ‘I’ve never encountered anything like this before. Your name is on the board at the club, as you know. That means your membership application has been through all the initial approvals and it’s there for the members to be aware of.’ He paused. ‘And here’s the thing, Jack. I’ve been asked to withdraw your nomination.’

  Jack was stunned. His face was ablaze, and he reached for the shirt button and loosened his tie, so much heat seemed to be emanating from him. ‘I see.’ His mind was whirling. ‘Christ. I’m terribly sorry to put you in this situation, Bruce. Is it to do with that bloody article?’

 

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