But her husband (!!!) was waiting to go to the grocery store with her. So she swiped on some lipstick, combed out her damp hair, and tried to imagine what on earth a guy like Jake Sorensen might purchase in the produce section.
• • •
“Twelve-dollar strawberries?” Brighton gaped at the little chalkboard sign announcing the price of the “handpicked” berries. “No way. That’s obscene.”
Jake grabbed the nearest carton of berries and placed it in the shopping cart. “Do you like strawberries?”
“Yeah, but I don’t like them twelve dollars’ worth.” Brighton reclaimed the berries and put them back with the others. She had passed several large chain grocery stores on her drive into town on Friday, but Jake had opted for a little gourmet shop by the boardwalk. Everything in there was organic and/or artisanal and/or handcrafted, with price tags to match.
Jake dismissed her protest with a roll of his eyes and placed the berries back in the cart.
Brighton called for a time-out. “Wait. Seriously. We are not buying twelve-dollar strawberries. That’s highway robbery.”
He grinned. “Don’t think of them as twelve-dollar strawberries—think of them as hand-selected, sun-drenched, locally-sourced strawberries that only cost twelve dollars.”
“That’s a pretty good sales pitch,” she admitted.
“Thank you. And I’m paying for them, so you don’t get a vote anyway.”
Her eyebrows shot up. “Really.”
“Really.” He nodded, as if this settled everything, and glanced around the aisles. “What else do you like? Sweet corn? Tomatoes?”
“Do we have to pay for the tomatoes in Krugerrands?” she asked.
“I’ll take that as a yes.” He tossed some vine-ripened tomatoes into the cart.
“Hold on.” She trailed behind him as he worked his way through the aisles in an efficient, systematic fashion. “I’m not done with the strawberries yet.”
“Yeah, you are.” He all but patted her on the head.
“I am not. First of all, I can buy my own berries.” She held up her hand to hold off his rebuttal. “But it’s not about the money; it’s about the principle.”
He scoffed. “Whenever anyone says that, it’s about the money. Always.”
“That’s not true.”
He pulled her in for a quick kiss. “Stop arguing before I add a ten-dollar box of blueberries and seventy-five bucks’ worth of raspberries.”
She felt her resolve crumbling as she kissed him back. “I just feel like it’s excessive and morally wrong to pay that much for what should cost three dollars. Five dollars, tops.”
“I’m excessive. Deal with it.” Jake moved along to the next aisle. “Let’s figure out what we’re having for lunch.”
She glanced at a display of jam jars topped with gingham cloth and ribbons. “What do you eat, besides, like, beluga caviar and snifters of brandy?”
He added artisanal cheese and organic wine to the cart. “I prefer burgers to beluga caviar. And what the hell is a snifter?”
Brighton had to think about this. “I’m actually not sure. A billionaire’s shot glass?”
“Well, if it isn’t Jake Sorensen!” A tiny, trim, middle-aged blonde, decked out in heels, diamonds, and a pink and green dress, rounded the corner. “I didn’t realize you were still in town.”
“Can’t stay away.” He gave the woman a smile and she simpered. Even this blow-dried, buttoned-up, Lilly Pulitzer devotee couldn’t resist Jake Sorensen’s swagger. The woman was all but fanning her face.
“And will you be staying for the rest of the summer?” she asked, sidling closer as the tractor beam sucked her in.
Jake shrugged, rakish smile still in place. “Unknown.”
The woman was eyeing Brighton with rapacious interest, and Brighton did her best to fade into the background and slink away to spare everyone the awkwardness of—
“This is Brighton.” Jake placed his palm on Brighton’s back, thwarting her escape attempt. “My wife. Brighton, this is Mimi Sinclair. The Sinclairs are building a new house a few doors down from ours.”
Mimi Sinclair made a remarkably poor attempt to conceal her shock. “Your wife? Well! I hadn’t heard you were engaged.”
Jake leaned over and kissed the top of Brighton’s head in a display of husbandly affection. “It was very recent.”
Her eyebrows shot up as far as the limits of Botox would allow. “Really.”
“Really.”
“Then I suppose I shan’t be hearing about your exploits at the Whinery anymore?” The woman’s smile looked almost serrated. She raked her gaze up and down Brighton. “You’re certainly a . . . refreshing change from his usual type, aren’t you?”
Brighton started coughing.
“There must have been an official day of mourning for single women all along the Eastern Seaboard. Well, best wishes to you both.” Mimi captured Brighton’s hand in both of hers. Her skin felt buttery smooth, her fingernails glossy and sharp. “I’d love to send a gift. Where are you registered, darling?”
“Oh, we didn’t do any of that.” Brighton tried and failed to free her hand from Mimi’s manicured talons. “Everything was very spur-of-the-moment.” She glanced up at Jake.
“It was love at first sight,” he said solemnly.
“A whirlwind romance.” Brighton tried to look earnest and naïve. “What can I say? When you know, you know.”
Mimi narrowed her eyes and flared her nostrils, a gossip hound picking up a fresh scent. “No ring, I see.”
When Jake laughed, Brighton could feel the warm rumble against her. “We eloped to Vegas on Friday night,” he said. “Just couldn’t help ourselves.”
“But we’re going to take our time designing the rings,” Brighton added. “We want them to be special and one of a kind.”
“Just like our love.” Jake managed to keep a straight face.
Mimi appeared both horrified and delighted. “You’re quite fascinating.” She continued her appraisal of Brighton. “Do you happen to have a business card or a pen? I’ll be in touch directly to invite you both to dinner.” She waited for Brighton to provide her contact information and then walked away, looking back over her shoulder so many times that she nearly collided with a display of gluten-free scones.
“Did you hear that?” Brighton turned to Jake. “I’m fascinating.”
But his attention had gotten snagged earlier in the conversation. “Did she actually say ‘shan’t’?”
As they made their way to the bread aisle, she spotted Mimi Sinclair again. The society matron was on her cell phone, hunched over her shopping cart handle and murmuring with fevered intensity. When she noticed Brighton, she straightened up, waved, and cast a pointed look at her midsection.
“Oh my God.” Brighton nudged Jake. “She thinks I’m pregnant. She thinks this was a shotgun wedding.”
He shrugged. “So?”
“So doesn’t that bother you?”
“Nope. Does it bother you?”
Brighton considered this for a moment. “No. Which is weird, because I’m used to doing everything in the right order. I.e., first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby carriage.”
“First ‘shan’t’ and now ‘i.e.’?”
She flipped her hair, which had started to frizz in the humidity. “Shut up; I’m fascinating.”
“Yes, you are.” He led the way to the baking supplies aisle. Almond flour and lavender-infused sugar galore.
“What are we going to say?” Brighton asked. “When people start asking about everything? We should set some ground rules. Get our story straight.”
He turned and gazed down at her. “What are you talking about?”
“It feels disingenuous to present ourselves as a real couple.”
“We’re a real co
uple,” he assured her. “Exhibit A: last night.”
Brighton flushed. “Yeah, but are we really together? Like, exclusive?”
“We’re husband and wife,” he pointed out. “The vows are pretty cut-and-dried about the exclusivity thing.”
She was surprised to hear this from him. “You’re taking drive-through vows seriously?”
He looked equally surprised. “Aren’t you?”
“Well, I mean, considering I did this for spite, drunk off my ass . . .”
“Yeah?”
“And you’re known far and wide as the designated rebound guy who will never settle down . . .”
“Yeah?”
“And I still have no idea why you agreed to all this—feel free to fill me in, by the way . . .”
He watched her, waiting for her to finish.
“But okay.” She shrugged. “I’m fine with it if you are.”
“Then we have a deal.” He moved on to the next order of business. “Let me know what you want to do about rings.”
Before she could think about anything gold and shiny, she was distracted by sweet and scrumptious. “Ooh, waffles,” she breathed as she grabbed a brown paper bag filled with (organic, artisanal) waffle mix.
“You like waffles?” Jake asked.
“I love waffles.”
He tossed the mix into the cart. “Done. I’ll make you waffles to go with the strawberries.”
“Oh, please. You can’t make waffles,” she blurted before her mental censor could kick in.
He gave her an amused smile over his shoulder. “Are you calling me a liar?”
“You don’t even know where your laundry room is. You have a driver and a jet and properties all over the world. You’re like Bruce Wayne. Your house should be called Wayne Manor.”
“And Bruce Wayne doesn’t make waffles?”
“I don’t think he does.” She crossed her arms, trying to summon up memories of old-school Batman reruns.
“Just another way in which I kick Bruce Wayne’s ass.” He selected parchment paper with CEO-level decisiveness.
She knew she shouldn’t say anything more, but she couldn’t help herself. “Be honest: Are waffles the only thing you know how to make? And you make them for every woman who spends the night?”
Jake turned to face her. “You want honesty? If I made waffles for every woman I slept with, I’d cause a world waffle shortage. Panic in the streets.”
“This conversation, right here? This is why I’m surprised you want to tell people we’re actually married. Or why you got married at all.”
“We decided it would be fun,” he reminded her. “Aren’t you having fun?”
“Yes,” she conceded. “Because all of this is way outside my comfort zone. But you get to do whatever you want all day, every day.” She glanced at the spot where Mimi Sinclair had stood. “You’re famous among single women all along the Eastern Seaboard. I don’t mean this in a low-self-esteem way, but you could do better than me, and we both know it.”
“That sounds pretty low-self-esteemy to me.”
“Start talking, Sorensen. Why’d you marry me? Why me, why now, why all of this?”
“I never took a philosophy class, but this is what I imagine it’d be like.”
“Don’t sidestep the question.” She positioned herself in front of the shopping cart so he couldn’t escape her interrogation. “I want you to tell me what’s really going on.”
He turned the smolder back on to distract her. She could see him do it. One second, she was thinking about how to make him talk, and the next second, she was thinking about stripping his shirt off and running her hands along his—
Damn pheromones.
“Brighton.” Even his voice smoldered. “We’re having a great time together. Can’t we relax and enjoy?”
“If you actually knew me, you’d know how ridiculous that question is.” She had to laugh. “‘Relax and enjoy’ is not how I operate.”
“Until now. Welcome to your screw-up summer.”
She edged closer to him. Closer. “Stop changing the subject.”
“Let’s go home and make waffles,” he said. “And whatever else your heart desires.”
“What about potatoes?” she asked. “Can you make potatoes?”
“Mashed, roasted, or boiled.”
“What about seafood?” she challenged. “Halibut with fancy chutney? Crab cakes? Lobster mac and cheese?”
“Yes, yes, and yes.”
She tried to decide if he was kidding. “How did you learn to cook like that?”
He kind of shrugged. “I was in Mexico for six months on business—this was a few years ago—and I almost got kidnapped. So after that, I had to stay in the compound all day every day, and I was bored.”
Brighton was inching ever closer to him. She could smell his freshly laundered shirt. “You’re making this up. This is confabulation at its finest.”
He raised his hand as if taking an oath. “True story. Kidnapping corporate guys for ransom was a big thing for a while. They used to call it ‘millionaire tours.’”
“Millionaire tours,” she repeated.
“Yeah. It’s a big thing with insurance companies—I’m surprised you haven’t heard about it.”
“Why were you in Mexico?” she demanded. “Specifically?”
“I was overseeing construction of a resort. I’ve done some projects with this Mexican billionaire who develops luxury resorts and shopping centers. Javier Mendoza. Makes me look like a pauper. My guys were supplying and pouring the concrete.”
“Do I even want to know how you got connected with a Mexican billionaire when you live in Delaware?”
“I have a summer home in Delaware,” he corrected her.
“Where do you live when it’s not summer?” She was kind of afraid to hear the answer.
“I have apartments in New York, London, and D.C.”
“The better to network with government officials who want sand shipped to Saudi Arabia,” Brighton said. “And how did you and Javier join forces?”
“We met at a gallery opening–fund-raiser thing in Manhattan. I was there with a date; he was there trying to break into the East Coast old boys’ club. But he never could, even though he’s smarter and richer than most of them. In those circles, having money isn’t enough. You have to have social currency, too. He doesn’t belong to the right social clubs and he speaks with an accent, so he and I ended up talking.”
“And your relationship with him outlasted your relationship with your date from that night.”
“She had a good time,” he assured Brighton. “But yes, Javier and I have been working together for years now.”
“And almost got kidnapped.”
“Good times, good times.” Jake smiled at the memories. “We’d send the guards to the market for ingredients and then spend all night cooking. Javier makes the best asado de bodas.”
“Your life is like Proof of Life meets Sex and the City,” Brighton marveled. “Meets Top Chef.”
“I’ll take you to Mexico next time I go down there. You’ll like Javier. When he sets a goal, he gets it done. No matter how long it takes or how many obstacles are in the way.”
“Sounds like you.” Brighton straightened her shoulders. “Which leads me to the next topic of discussion.”
Jake finished tossing things in the cart and headed toward the cash register. She hurried to keep pace with him and gathered her hair back into a bun.
“Uh-oh,” he said. “The hair is going up. Shit is about to get real.”
“Yes, it is.” Brighton took a deep breath. “Because if you won’t talk about love, then we definitely have to talk about money.”
chapter 11
“I feel like I should be wearing a suit for this conversation,” Jake said.
; “I bet you look great in a suit. I’d like to see that someday in the near future.” Brighton let her mind wander for a moment. “But that’s not the point. The point is money.” She tried to sound brisk and businesslike.
He stopped in front of a stack of fair-trade coffee canisters and regarded her with a mix of exasperation and amusement. “What about it?”
“Well.” She cleared her throat. “You obviously have some.”
He nodded.
“And so do I. Not as much as you, obviously, but I’ve worked hard for what I have.”
He nodded again.
She wanted to stop talking sense and go back to the suit fantasies, but she forced herself to keep going. “We did, technically, get married. So all boozy fun and hot sex aside—”
He grinned. “It is pretty hot.”
The suit fantasies gave way to naked fantasies. “That aside, we need to acknowledge the reality that marriage has legal and financial ramifications.”
“Tell me what’s bothering you, Brighton.” He rested one hand on her shoulder and maintained eye contact. “Be specific. I’ll take care of it.”
“This is more like a one-night stand than a marriage. Which is not a bad thing; so far it’s been great.” She studied the coffee labels. “But given the formalities that went down at the drive-through, we should follow up with more legal documents. We need to find an attorney who can draft a post-nup.”
He blinked down at her, his expression unreadable. “You’re worried I married you for your money?”
“No!” she sputtered. “Obviously not. Although, now that you mention it, in the interest of due diligence, I should ask if there’s any chance you’re living beyond your means and are about to go down in flames like a Wall Street investment bank circa 2007. You can tell me. I won’t be mad.”
He squeezed her shoulder. “No.”
“You’re sure?”
He kept staring at her. “Yes.”
“All the more reason to make sure you’re protected. You have a lot of assets to consider.”
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