by C. A. Harms
“I need my fucking hands.”
I couldn’t breathe; even that hurt.
“Help,” I yelled out. “God damn it, fucking help me.”
Suddenly Isaac and Corbin filled the doorway of the bathroom and both burst out laughing when they realized the situation I had found myself in.
“Come on, assholes,” I said through gritted teeth. “I shut my dick in the fucking toilet.”
“We can see that,” Isaac said through his laughter. “What I’d like to know is how?”
“Guess he’s not pinky dick after all.” Corbin added in one last dig, yet at this point it was getting harder to breathe. The pain had me panting and I swear to fucking god it felt as if my dick was being slowly ripped off.
I couldn’t attempt to stand because if I did the pressure of my thighs pushed down on the lid, which in turn pushed harder on my shaft. Let’s not forget the pulling factor either, which brought tears to my eyes.
I’d heard the expression “I am going rip off your dick” a time or two. Okay fine, I could be an arrogant asshole, but it was all in good fun.
This, right here, was not fun.
“Hold still,” one of the douchebags said as they each grabbed a shoulder. “We’re gonna lift.” The two of them were laughing so hard I knew this would only be disastrous.
“What the hell is going on in here? It sounds like a dying cat.” I didn’t even look up to know it’s Red.
“Oh shit.” Then I heard a snicker which did gain my attention.
There in the doorway, tucked in next to Red as he attempted to back her away was Blake. Red had a little pow wow with us all after the big fallout with her mother and declared she be called by her first name now. The girl had really worked her way into our group, much like Morgan. They were like our house sisters now.
The problem was I was in a compromising situation and Red didn’t much care, I guess, for his girl seeing my dick.
“Some asshole glued my palms together and I couldn’t hold my dick to piss,” I said through gritted teeth.
“Hey, I’m not an asshole.” It took me a minute to realize why she’d said that and it was like a light bulb came on in my mind.
“Are you seriously telling me that this,” I held up my still glued hands, “was your fault?”
“That,” she nodded her head to my jointed hands, “yes. But in no way am I responsible for that.” This time she pointed to my dick, or at least the head, which appeared to be changing to an angry shade of purple.
“You said you were gonna glue my lips shut, and I guess I thought if your hands were glued together you wouldn’t be able to do much.” At this the guys were laughing, Red was smiling at his girl with nothing but pride in his eyes, and I felt as if I was dying from some form of slow, agonizing torture. “I never thought about how you’d be able to…” Her eyes wrinkled up for a moment. “Sorry.”
“No, babe,” Red began backing her out of the bathroom, “you never apologize for a prank.”
***
“Can I help you?” I looked up from my current position on the hospital bed in the ER to find a young nurse enter my room. “What brings you in today?”
Before I could answer, my brother yanked off the little paper sheet they’d given when I arrived and exposed my battered cock.
I look up just in time to see the girl’s eyes widen before she quickly attempted to regain her composure.
“I won’t even ask for you to explain.”
“I’m gifted,” I said, suddenly finding my confidence.
“Gifted?”
“Yeah, I mean how many men can actually say they are large enough to shut their dick in the toilet?” I squared my shoulders even though I felt like I’d been battered.
“Gifted wouldn’t be how I would refer to it,” the older nurse mumbled as she moved forward for closer inspection.
“How would you refer to it then?” I knew I was hassling her but fuck, I needed something else to focus on.
“Dumb, immature, and unique, but not in a good way.” I looked over her shoulder to find Emelie, my nemesis, enter the room. My eyes locked with hers and she gave me a condescending smile. “So Clayton, what idiotic move has brought you here today?”
She wheeled a machine closer, pulled out the cuff for my arm, and her eyes widened when she saw my dick was on full display.
“What’s wrong, babe, got nothing more to add?”
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