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by Paul B. Thompson


  "How do you know so much about magic?" asked Kitiara. "I thought you despised it in all forms."

  "I do," Sturm replied. "Magic is the greatest underminer of order in the world. It's difficult enough to live with virtue and honor without the temptation of magical power. But magic exists, and we all must learn to deal with it. For myself, 1 have had many talks with your brother, and I've learned some things I've needed to defend myself."

  "You mean Raistlin?" she asked, and Sturm nodded. "His lectures on magic always put me to sleep," she said.

  "I know," said Sturm. "You go to sleep awfully easily."

  They turned the horses toward the new morning's sun and rode away.

  Chapter 5

  Cloudmaster

  The day after the robbers' attack was oppressively humid. Tallfox and Pira needed frequent watering, for their heads would sag and their gait falter. They entered a district of orchards and farms, with a good view from the road on all sides. Kitiara and Sturm discarded their mail for shirt-sleeves, and by noon Kitiara had pulled her blouse loose and tied the tails together around her waist. Thus cooled, they paused in a fig grove for lunch.

  "Too bad they're green," said Kitiara, pinching an imma-ture fig between her thumb and forefinger. "I like figs."

  "I doubt that the orchard's keeper would share your enthusiasm unless you paid for what you ate," said Sturm.

  He hollowed a large biscuit and filled the hole with chopped, dried fruit and cheese.

  "Oh, come on. Haven't you ever snitched apples or pears? Stolen a chicken and roasted it over a bark fire, while the farmer hunted for you with a pitchfork?"

  "No, never."

  "I have. And few things in life taste as sweet as the food you season with wit." She dropped the fig branch and joined Sturm under the tree.

  "You never considered what your witty little thefts might do to the farmer, did you, Kit? That he or his family might go hungry for a night because of your filched meal?"

  She bristled. "A fine one you are to talk, Master Brightblade. Since when did you ever work for the food that went into your belly? It's very easy for a lord's son to speak of justice for the poor, never having been poor himself."

  Sturm counted silently until his anger subsided. "I worked," he said simply. "When my mother, her handmaid Carin, and I first arrived in Solace twelve years ago, we had some money that we'd brought with us. But soon it ran out, and we were in dire straits. My mother was an intensely proud woman and would not take charity. Mistress Carin and I did odd jobs around Solace to put food on the table.

  We never told my mother."

  Kitiara's prickly demeanor softened. "What did you do?"

  He shrugged. "Because I was able to read and write, I got a job with Derimius the Scribe, copying scrolls and manuscripts. Not only was I able to earn five silver pieces a week, but I got to read all sorts of things."

  -I never knew that.-

  "In fact, I met Tanis at Derimius's shop. He brought in a ledger that he kept for Flint. Tanis had spilled some ink on the last pages and wanted Derimius to replace them with new parchment. Tanis saw a sixteen-year-old boy scribbling away with a gray goose quill and inquired about me. We talked and became friends."

  This statement was punctuated by a roll of far-off thunder. The sultry air had collected in a mass of blue-black thunderheads piling up in the western sky. They were moving quickly eastward, so Sturm crammed the last of his lunch in his mouth and jumped to his feet. He mumbled something through bread and cheese.

  "What?" said Kitiara.

  "-- horses. Must secure the horses!"

  Lightning lanced down from the clouds to the hills where the robbers had been vanquished. Wind blew out of the upper air, swirling dust into Sturm and Kitiara's eyes. They tied Tallfox and Pira to a fig tree, and hastily rigged their blankets as a shelter to keep the rain off. Down the road Kitiara could see a wall of rain advancing toward them. "Here it comes!" she said.

  The storm broke over the fig grove with all its fury. Rain hammered the skimpy screen of blankets down on their heads. In seconds, Sturm and Kitiara were completely soaked. Rain collected between the rows of trees and filled the low places. Water climbed over Kitiara's toes.

  Tallfox couldn't bear it. A nervous beast by nature, he reared and neighed as the storm played around him. His terror infected the usually stolid Pira, and both horses started straining against their tethers. A bolt of lightning hit the tallest tree in the orchard and blasted it into a million burning fragments. The horses, driven beyond terror, tore free and galloped away, Tallfox fleeing east and Pira veering north.

  "After them!" Sturm cried above the din.

  He and Kitiara splashed off after their respective mounts.

  Tallfox was a long-legged sprinter, and he galloped in a straight line. Pira was a hard-cornering dodger. She wove among the leafy fig trees, changing direction a dozen times in twenty places. Kitiara stumbled after her, cursing her favorite's agility.

  The orchard ended in a gully. Kitiara slid down the muddy bank and into calf-deep water. "Pira!" she called. "Pira, you pea-brained nag, where are you?" All she got for her shouting was a mouth full of water. She scanned both sides of the gully for tracks. In the lightning's glare Kitiara saw a strange thing. An angular black shape, like a warrior's shield, was silhouetted against the clouds, some forty feet overhead. The dazzling glow faded, but not before she saw a long line trailing below the shield to the ground. Kitiara slogged forward, not knowing what she would find.

  Tallfox easily outran his master, but Sturm was able to follow the chestnut's prints in the mud. A wall of closely growing cedar saplings blocked the end of the orchard.

  There was only one gap wide enough for a horse to pass through, and sure enough, Sturm found Tallfox's trail there.

  He plunged into the dense tangle of evergreen. Broken saplings told well which way his horse had gone.

  The lightning was unusually active overhead. It crackled and pulsed from cloud to cloud. One prolonged stroke illuminated a wonder to Sturm's eyes: an enormous bird fluttered in the storm wind. The bird wobbled from side to side, but never flew off. Another bolt of lightning crackled, and he saw why. Someone had tied cords to the bird's feet.

  Kitiara climbed a hill of solid mud. Her hair was plastered to her head, and her clothing felt as if it had absorbed a ton of water. At the top of the hill, she could see down into a wide clearing. There was no sign of Pira. There was, however, plenty to see.

  In the center of the clearing was a thing such as Kitiara had never seen. It was like a huge boat with large leather sails furled along each side. There were no masts, but the prow was long and pointed, like a bird's beak, and there were wheels on the underside of the hull. Above the boat, tied to it by a rope netting, was a big canvas bag. A huge egg-shaped bag squirmed and writhed in the wind like a living thing. A swarm of little men surrounded the boat-thing.

  Beyond them, a couple of tall poles rose straight up from the ground. From the tops of these four poles, long ropes whipped about, and at the end of the ropes were more of the

  'warrior's shields' that Kitiara had seen.

  At the same time, Sturm emerged from the cedars on the opposite side of the same clearing. He gaped at the thing.

  Wordlessly, he headed toward it.

  A little man in a shiny hat and long coat greeted Sturm.

  "G-greetings and felicit-tationsl" he said cheerily.

  "Hello," said a bewildered Sturm. "What is going on here?" Even as he spoke, a bolt of lightning struck one of the

  'birds' tethered on a pole (the same thing Kitiara had mistaken for a shield). Blue-white fire coursed down the line to the pole. From the pole, it flashed along another line a foot off the ground, until it reached the boat-thing, where it vanished. The boat swayed on its wheels, then settled back.

  "D-Doing? Well, charging up, as you c-can see," said the little man. When he flipped the wide brim of his hat back, Sturm saw his pale eyes and bushy white brows and realized t
hat he was a gnome. "It really is a w-wonderful storm.

  We're so l-lucky!"

  Kitiara wandered around the odd-looking craft, warily keeping her distance. By one especially vivid bolt of lightning, she saw Sturm talking to the little fellow. She cupped her hands around her lips and yelled, "Sturm!"

  "Kit!"

  She joined him. "Did you find the horses?"

  "No, I was hoping they ran to you."

  She waved her arms in great circles. "I fell in a ditch!"

  "So I see. What are we going to do?"

  "Ahem," said the gnome. "D-do I understand that you t-two have lost your m-means of transportation'"

  "That's right," said Sturm and Kitiara in unison.

  "Fortuitous f-fate! Perhaps we can help one another." He flipped the brim of his hat down again. A tiny torrent of water spilled down his coat. "Will you c-come with me?"

  "Where are we going?" asked Sturm.

  "For n-now, out of the w-weather," said the gnome.

  "I'm for that!" said Kitiara.

  - The gnome led them up a ramp into the left side of the boat. The interior was brightly lit, warm, and dry. Their guide removed his hat and coat. He was a mature male of his race, with a fine white beard and bald pink head. He gave Sturm and Kitiara each a towel -- which, being sized for gnomes, was no bigger than a hand-towel. Sturm dried his hands and face. Kitiara loosened some of the mud from hers, wrung out the towel, and tied it scarf-fashion around her head.

  "F-follow me," said the gnome. "My c-colleagues will join us l-later. They're busy now g-gathering the lightning."

  With this amazing statement, he led them down a long, narrow passage between two banks of machinery of unfath-omable purpose. All the rods, cranks, and gears were skillfully wrought in iron or brass and carefully hollowed out.

  Their guide came to a small ladder, which he ascended. The upper deck they entered was subdivided into small cabins.

  Hammocks were slung from hooks, and all sorts of boxes, crates, and great glass demijohns were packed on every inch of floor space. Only a narrow track down the center of the passage was clear for walking.

  They climbed a second ladder and were in a house built in the center of the deck. There were portholes in the walls, and Sturm could see that rain still lashed at them. The deckhouse was split into two large rooms. The forward room, where they entered, was fitted like a ship's wheelhouse. A steering wheel was set at the bow end, which was extensive-ly glazed with many glass panels. All sorts of levers sprouted from the floor and ceiling, and there were mysterious gauges labeled Altitude, Indicated Air Speed, and Density of Raisins in Breakfast Muffins.

  Kitiara introduced them. The gnome's eyes widened, and he smiled benignly when he learned that Sturm was the son of an ancient Solamnic family. Ever curious, he inquired after Kitiara's antecedents. She turned his query aside and described their journey so far, their goal, and their general frustration at having lost their horses.

  "P-perhaps I can be of s-service," said the gnome. "My name is He-Who-Stutters-Ap-propriately-in-the-M-midst-of-the-Most-Abstruse-Technical-Explanations --"

  Sturm interrupted, knowing the length of gnomish names. "Please! What do those not of the gnomish race call you?"

  The gnome sighed, and said very slowly, "I am often c-called 'Stutts', a wholly inadequate approximation of my true n-name."

  "It has the virtue of brevity," said Sturm.

  "B-brevity, my dear knight, is no virtue to those who love knowledge for its own s-sake." Stutts folded his stubby fingers across his round belly. "I should like to offer you a p-position, if, under the circumstances, you are i-interested."

  "What sort of position?" asked Kitiara.

  "My c-colleagues and I arrived here today from Caergoth." The awkward spectacle of the gnome ship in Caergoth harbor came to the humans' minds. "We c-came to this region of Solamnia because the weather patterns are well known for v-violent thunderstorms."

  Sturm brushed his drying mustache with his fingers. "You were seeking a storm?"

  "P-precisely. The lightning is vital for the operation of oui m-machine." Stutts smiled and patted the arm of his chair

  "Isn't it a b-beauty? It is called the C-Cloudmaster."

  "What does it do?"

  "It f-flies."

  "Oh, of course it does," Kitiara said with a chuckle. "Very ingenious of you gnomes. What does that have to do with Sturm and me?"

  Stutts's small face flushed a deeper shade of pink. "Ahem.

  W-we've had a bit of b-bad luck. You see, in calculating the op-optimal lift-to-weight ratio, someone failed to consider the effect of the Cloudmaster coming to r-rest on soil in an advanced state of hydration."

  "What did you say!"

  "We're st-stuck in the mud," said Stutts, turning pink again.

  "And you want us to dig you out?" asked Kitiara.

  "For which we will g-gratefully fly you to any point on Krynn that you wish to go. Enstar, B-Balifor, or far Karthay --"

  "The Plains of Solamnia were where we were headed,"

  said Sturm. "That's as far as we need to go."

  Kitiara swung an elbow into Sturm's ribs. "You're not taking this little lunatic seriously, are you?" she hissed from the corner of her mouth.

  "I know gnomes," he replied. "Their inventions work with surprising regularity."

  "But I don't --"

  Stutts hopped up. "You'll want to d-discuss it. May I suggest you clean up, have a good m-meal, and then d-decide?

  We have a cleansing station on board like nothing you've s-seen before."

  "I'm sure of that," Kitiara muttered.

  They agreed to bathe and dine with the gnomes. Stutts pulled a light chain that hung from the ceiling by the steering wheel. A deep-throated AH -- OO -- GAH! echoed through the flying ship. A young gnome in greasy coveralls and with very bushy red eyebrows appeared.

  "Show our g-guests to the cleansing station," said Stutts.

  The bushy-browed gnome whistled a string of notes in reply. "No, one at a t-time," Stutts said. Bushy-brows whistled again.

  "Does he always talk like that?" queried Kitiara.

  "Yes. My c-colleague --" Here he recited about five minutes of gnome-name. "-- has evolved the theory that spoken 1-language was derived from the songs of birds. You may call him --" Stutts paused and looked at the bushy-browed fellow, who tweeted and chirped. Stutts continued, "--

  Birdcall."

  Birdcall took Sturm and Kitiara below deck to the stern.

  There, with whistles and gestures, he indicated two cubicles on either side of the corridor. The doors bore identical signs that read:

  Rapid and Hygienic Cleansing Station

  Perfected and Provided to the Flying Ship Cloudmaster By the Guild of Hydrodynamic Masters and Journeymen And the Apprentices of

  Mt. Nevermind

  Level Twelve

  Sancrist

  Ansalon

  Krynn

  Sturm looked from the door to Kitiara. "Do you think it works?" he asked.

  "Only one way to find out," she replied, pulling the filthy towel from her head and dropping it on the floor. She stepped through the door and it swung shut behind her with a soft click.

  The tile walls inside the cleansing station were covered with writing. Kitiara squinted at the hand-painted script.

  Some of it ran sideways, and some of it was upside down.

  Most of the writing concerned proper and scientific bathing procedure. Some of it was nonsense -- she saw a line that declared, "The absolute value of the density of raisins in the perfect muffin is sixteen." And some of the writing was rude:

  "The inventor of this station has dung for brains."

  She peeled off her outer clothing and put it in a convenient wicker basket. Kitiara stepped to a raised wooden platform. There was a ghastly, rubbery hissing sound, an water began to spray from a pipe above her head. It caught her by surprise, so she clamped a hand over the spoutin end. No sooner had she stopped one spray than ano
ther started from the wall on her left. That one she plugged with a finger. Then the real melee began.

  With mud and water trickling down her face, Kitiara heard a rattling and squeaking behind her. She twisted around without unstopping the spouts. A square tile on the wall had popped open, revealing a jointed metal rod that was unfolding and reaching out for her. On the end of the rod was a round pad of fleece, rapidly spinning. Wheels and pulleys set along the jointed rod made the sheepskin turn.

  "What a time to be without a sword!" Kitiara said aloud.

  The rod wavered and came toward her. It was a moment of decision. She accepted the challenge and released the pipes.

  Water gushed out, sluicing the mud from her body. Kitiara grappled with the whirling fleece, grabbing it with both hands. The pulleys whined and the cords twanged.

  Finally she succeeded in snapping the rod off at the first joint. The water stopped. Kitiara stood, panting, as the water drained through slots in the floor. There was a knock on the door.

  "Kit?" Sturm called. "Are you finished?"

  Before she could reply, a heavy piece of cloth dropped from the ceiling over her head. She yelled and threw fists at her unseen attacker, but all she hit was air. Kitiara pulled the cloth off her head. It was a towel. She dried off and wrapped herself in it. Sturm was in the corridor, likewise swathed in a dry blanket.

  "What a place," he said, grinning more widely than Kitiara had ever seen him do.

  "I'm going to have a few words with Stutts!" she declared.

  "What's wrong?"

  "I was attacked in there!"

  Stutts appeared. "Is there a p-problem?"

  Kitiara was about to voice her outrage, but Stutts wasn't actually speaking to her. He bustled on by and opened a panel in the wall. Inside, a rather harried-looking gnome lay in a tangle with a three-legged stool. At the gnome's waist level was a hand-crank, labeled Cleansing Station Number 2 -- Rotary Washing Device.

  "Is that what I was fighting?" Kitiara said.

  "Looks that way," said an amused Sturm. "The poor fellow was just doing his job. The fleece is like a washcloth, only he does the scrubbing for you."

 

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