Shamus
in a
Skirt
Maggie Sullivan mystery #4
M. Ruth Myers
Copyright © 2015 by Mary Ruth Myers
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Published by Tuesday House
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Cover design by Alan Raney
Table of Contents
Title Page
Copyright Page
Shamus in a Skirt (Maggie Sullivan mysteries, #4)
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
ELEVEN
TWELVE
THIRTEEN
FOURTEEN
FIFTEEN
SIXTEEN
SEVENTEEN
EIGHTEEN
NINETEEN
TWENTY
TWENTY-ONE
TWENTY-TWO
TWENTY-THREE
TWENTY-FOUR
TWENTY-FIVE
TWENTY-SIX
TWENTY-SEVEN
TWENTY-EIGHT
TWENTY-NINE
THIRTY
THIRTY-ONE
THIRTY-TWO
THIRTY-THREE
THIRTY-FOUR
THIRTY-FIVE
THIRTY-SIX
THIRTY-SEVEN
THIRTY-EIGHT
THIRTY-NINE
FORTY
FORTY-ONE
FORTY-TWO
FORTY-THREE
FORTY-FOUR
FORTY-FIVE
FORTY-SIX
FORTY-SEVEN
FORTY-EIGHT
FORTY-NINE
FIFTY
FIFTY-ONE
Further Reading: Don't Dare a Dame
September, 1940
ONE
I was balanced on the radiator in my office, using the butt of an automatic to hammer one end of a sagging window shade, when the war that was starting in Europe crossed the Atlantic to peek up my skirt.
The gun hadn’t functioned for some time.
Neither had the shade.
Neither had our miserable excuse for a building manager.
At this rate, I figured F.D.R., who was coming to Dayton in a couple of weeks, was more likely to stop by and get the shade working again than the lump downstairs who’d ignored three requests. I gave the roller spring a final smack as the door behind me opened, followed by a low whistle.
“Holy smoke, that’s a fine pair of stems you’ve got!”
I looked around.
A round little guy with his hands in his pockets beamed up at me. His checkered suit was two shades short of being flashy enough for the vaudeville stage, but nicely made. Puffing a stogie, he unrepentantly admired the length of my legs.
“You gotta be Maggie Sullivan.” Halting, he rocked on his heels. “Word is your detective work is as good as your legs, and I wanna hire you. As of now.” He brought out a billfold. “Whatever you’re working on, drop it. I’ll pay twice your going rate. Plus expenses.”
Weighing the temptation of a double rate against his obnoxiousness, I dropped down from the radiator. My visitor grinned at me. I was five-foot-two. He came to the bridge of my nose.
“People with manners knock before they come into an office. Feel free to go out and try it. Second, ditch the stogie if you want me to listen. Third, people I don’t know generally introduce themselves when they come looking to hire me.”
Lines that looked like delight formed at the edges of his eyes. He didn’t speak. Stuffing the billfold back under his jacket, he turned and ambled out.
I wouldn’t have bet two cents he’d return.
I wasn’t sure I wanted him to.
Was I nuts? More than a month had passed since I’d had anything beyond routine clients whose fees paid the bills but didn’t allow me to squirrel anything away for emergencies. My DeSoto needed new tires. I’d taken to riding the trolley except on Thursdays when I needed the car to drop off my laundry.
I put on my shoes and went back to my desk. Pretty soon the shoes would need resoling too. As I sat swiveling from side to side, and maybe wishing I hadn’t jumped on my high horse quite as fast, there was a knock at the door.
“Come in,” I said with as much cordiality as I could muster. It wasn’t much.
Mr. Checkers reappeared, still beaming. His bouncy gait telegraphed energy disproportionate to his size. He doffed his hat and gave a snappy little bow that made me dislike him less than I should have.
“Joshua Tucker, impresario extrordinare turned purveyor of elite temporary accommodations,” he announced grandly.
The nuns at Julienne had all but buried us under vocabulary lists. I was fairly sure impresario had something to do with managing dancers and comics and such. The theater, anyway. It would explain his oversized confidence. And the flashy suit.
“You own a hotel,” I translated, concentrating on what he’d indicated he did currently. “Either that or sell those trailer homes people are supposed to tow behind their cars.”
He grinned from ear to ear.
“You’re a corker. That’s okay. In fact it’s better than okay, because I’m in a jam and I need help. If I insulted you complimenting your legs, I apologize. I used to hire a lot of dancers — how I met my wife, as a matter of fact — so I can’t help noticing.
“Anyways. Will you at least listen to why I need you?”
I sighed inwardly. To his credit he’d recognized I’d found him offensive. Some men were oblivious. And I had to admit, there’d been an innocence in the way he’d looked at my legs.
“Why don’t you sit down, Mr. Tucker?”
“Joshua. I use the whole thing. Maybe to balance out the guy that goes with the name being short.”
He pulled back the chair in front of my desk and sat. It gave me a chance to make closer assessment. Mid-forties. Dark brown hair, still plentiful and neatly cut.
He started to set his hat on my desk, then thought better.
“Okay if I put this here? I got a bad habit of walking off and leaving them if I use a hat rack.”
I nodded. Nobody was likely to mistake him for upper crust, but other than the suit, maybe even including the suit, he had a certain polish about him. Under his breezy manner, I now could see he was worried.
“Tell me about your problem,” I said. “Then I’ll decide if I can help you.”
“Okay.” He puckered his mouth up as if hunting where to begin. “It’s got to do with jewelry. The high-class kind. Know what I mean?”
“Diamond bracelets and such?”
“That’s it. I think some might have gone missing in my hotel.”
For a moment I wondered if I’d misunderstood.
“ ‘Might have’?”
“Yeah.” His fingertips patted his knees. Left-right, left-right, left-right. He watched me, all traces of his earlier exuberance obliterated by tension. He didn’t seem inclined to say more.
“Look, if something’s been stolen, you need to talk to the police,” I said.
He already was shaking his head.
“You don’t understand. Our hotel — mine and my wife’s — it’s exclusive. Small. Twelve suites and twelve rooms. The people who stay with us want privacy. It’s part of what they pay for, and they pay plenty. Most of
the women travel with jewelry.”
He halted without seeming aware that he’d done so. I’d seen it before in people who couldn’t bring themselves to put into words what they would then have to face as reality.
“And?” I encouraged. I understood about his guests having jewelry. What still wasn’t clear was his comment that some might have gone missing. “Mr. Tucker? Joshua? I’m assuming you have a decent safe where your guests can leave valuables.”
He blinked, recovering.
“Sure. Better than decent, too. Supposed to be top-of-the-line. Last night, though, I was having trouble sleeping. Figured I might as well go downstairs and see to some paperwork, so I dressed and went down to the office.
“And I know what I’m gonna say now sounds silly, but you know that feeling you get sometimes? Like something’s not right?”
The thing was, I did. On more than one occasion it had alerted me to trouble. Maybe saved my life. I nodded.
“Well, I walked around. I noticed the dial of the safe wasn’t quite where it should be. I told myself it was probably nothing, but I decided to have a look, just for peace of mind. So I opened the safe and shook all the boxes and one didn’t rattle. When I looked inside, it was empty. But this morning when I looked again, it wasn’t.”
TWO
He lost me then, talking a mile a minute without making much sense. I needed to calm him down. I opened the bottom drawer of my desk where I kept the fixings for gin and tonic. Joshua Tucker looked like he needed one, and it would have been inhospitable to make him drink alone.
“Let’s back up,” I said when we’d held conference with our glasses for a minute. “I want to make sure I’m getting this straight. Last night you opened every jewelry box in your safe and one of those boxes was empty.”
“Yeah.”
“This morning you opened them all again. They all contained jewelry.”
“Yeah.”
“How do—?”
“We keep a list of what goes in and out, see. Last night the cases in the safe matched the ones on the list. This morning I counted again. Same number of boxes. All of ’em full.”
The guy was on his toes, I’d give him that. Questions popped into my head faster than I could think. I pictured jewelry boxes I’d seen in stores. In the places where I shopped, they’d hold a nice watch or a strand of pearls, not the rarefied valuables he had described. My guess was the outside would look almost the same, though.
“The boxes you’re talking about are black velvet, right?”
“Most. A couple are dark blue.”
“Then how can you be certain the box that was empty last night was in there this morning?”
For the first time since he’d started telling me about the jewelry, a small smile returned to his face. He edged forward with eagerness.
“That’s easy. It’s got a little place near the back corner where the color’s bleached out. Owner probably handled it right after she’d dabbed on perfume, had some residue on her fingers. Or it could be that some kind of makeup left a smudge and her maid tried to clean it off with something she shouldn’t.”
It was possible my would-be client had spotted something from dumb luck. Or it could be an explanation worked out in advance. But why? Why would he make up a story like this? Why would he offer to pay me good money?
Tucker had tipped his head to the side. He was watching me closely.
“So, these questions mean you’re gonna help me?”
It still sounded like a matter for the police. It was also as far removed from the sort of case I normally handled as the office where we sat sipping gin was from China. There was something else, too. That instinctive warning of something amiss that Tucker had mentioned didn’t occur unless you were already half expecting trouble, or doing something you shouldn’t be.
“What else made you look in the safe last night?” I asked, leaning forward.
The question startled him. He tugged at an earlobe.
“Nothing. I don’t think. Unless....” He shook his head as if to clear it of an unwanted thought. “Five or six days ago, when I opened the safe for the first time that day, the dial was a little off too. Not as much as last night, though, so I didn’t even think.... That must have been somewhere in my brain when I noticed last night.”
“You keep saying the dial wasn’t where it should be. You don’t leave it on the last number after you open it, do you?”
“Never. We spin it a couple of times, then set it on the number of the day. That changes. Only it’s never on the number exactly. One day it’s just off the number, the next day a quarter off, next day it’s halfway to the next number. Then that part repeats.”
Not a bad little system.
“Who besides you knows the combination? The whole procedure?”
“William, our manager. Been with us from the beginning. And of course my wife. I’d trust either of them with my life.”
“So someone could have been in the safe after you. Apart from our presumed thief.”
“But they weren’t. Like I told you, we keep a log. Besides, nobody checked any jewelry out last night. Only things in or out yesterday were Count Szarenski getting his passport and bringing it back several hours later, and right before I went upstairs for the night, a new arrival putting two cases in.”
My thoughts had stumbled to a halt when I heard the word ‘Count.’ I stared at the round little man in front of me. I wondered if I should revise my initial assessment of him, and whether his establishment bore any resemblance to the picture taking shape in my mind.
“How do you know the cases the new arrival put in weren’t empty?” I managed to ask.
“They were the dark blue I told you about. The one that was empty last night was black.” He edged forward again on his chair. “Look, I’ve got to get back. Have I told you enough? Will you find out what’s going on?”
“Mr. Tucker, I still think you might be better off going to the police—”
“And I already told you, that’s not an option. Our reputation ... if guests get even a hint of something wrong....” Unable to finish, he spread his hands. “And some of them, the last thing they need to see right now is police. That Polish count and his family have been through plenty. Jump at the least noise. And a cable just came, pretty garbled, but I think we’re supposed to expect a woman whose husband got killed when the Nazis took Paris.”
Until now, tanks in Poland, and even the bombs that had started to fall on London two weeks ago had been only newspaper headlines. Now a war half a world away was casting its shadow clear into Ohio.
“You gotta help.” Tucker kneaded his thumbs. “We’ve got insurance, but it might not be enough, and if jewelry got stolen, the scandal would ruin us. We’d — we’d lose the hotel. We’ve put everything we have into it. Ourselves into it. Losing it would just about kill my wife.”
He owned a fancy hotel. I rented a rundown office where one of the window shades wouldn’t go up. I’d never tackled a case like the one he was outlining, and there were things about his story that bothered me, but I knew what it was to pour your entire being into a dream.
“I’ll have a look around,” I said. “One day, maybe two. Until I get a feel for the problem, that’s all I can promise.”
He bounced to his feet, happy as a kid.
“Thanks. Thanks more than I can tell you.” He flourished his billfold. “You haven’t told me your rate yet. How’s fifty sound for a starter? Plus all your expenses.”
“Extremely generous, Mr. Tucker.”
“Joshua.”
“Joshua.”
“Here’s what we’ll do then. You’ll check in like the rest of the guests. No charge for the room, of course—”
I held up a hand.
“Joshua. You just told me you’ve got a count staying there. Rich people. People traveling with pieces of jewelry worth more than I’ll earn in my lifetime.”
“Okay?” He looked puzzled.
“My dad was a cop. My onl
y nice jewelry is a strand of pearls I got for high school graduation. You can’t honestly think you’ll pass me off as one of your guests.”
His shoulders gave a crestfallen slump.
“If you just come in asking questions and they learn you’re a gumshoe, it’s going to upset them as much as the cops.”
“They won’t know I’m a detective. I’ll be somebody working for you.”
“Doing what?”
“I’m not sure yet. I need to see your setup first, get a better sense of the problem. What time can I come by tomorrow?”
“I thought you were going to drop everything.”
“Those were your words. This is the best I can do.”
I nudged his retainer forward, inviting him to reclaim it.
“Half-past eight in the morning. Have breakfast with Frances and me in our suite.”
“It’s better if you and I are the only ones who know what I’m really doing.”
For the first time since I’d met him, Tucker glared.
“I don’t have any secrets from my wife.”
I stood at the window and watched him leave and wondered what was bothering me. What was wrong with earning a fat fee on a case which, as an extra enticement, didn’t sound likely to result in cracked ribs or stitches?
THREE
Friday morning, five minutes early, I sashayed into The Canterbury wearing my best suit. It was dove gray wool suitable for all but the hottest days of summer. I didn’t have any fancy jewelry to spiff it up, though I did have a stylish little semi-automatic I sometimes used on occasions too dressy for my Smith & Wesson. I hadn’t worn either today. The Canterbury didn’t seem like the sort of place where someone might try to shoot me.
The hotel sat on a side street, just far enough from the center of town to be discreet. It was brick and four stories tall, small but quietly elegant with its royal blue awnings. A doorman with enough gold braid on his uniform to lead a marching band kept order between the entrance and the passing world.
“Miss Sullivan!” The hotel owner bounced forward to meet me before I was two steps inside. “Hey, thanks for coming so early.” He pumped my hand. “It’ll give you a chance to meet Franny and see the lay of this place before things get busy.”
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