"Sorry, but I intend to go see Hugh Beauman and Mister Beauman and get this straightened out right now, while I have shore leave," he replied heatedly, setting down his glass and tugging his waist-coat straight.
"And do you also intend to continue refusing me?" she asked.
"I don't see how it would be possible," he told her. "And yes, I did consider your kind offer. I'm really flattered and grateful you find me that attractive, Mrs. Hillwood, but I must decline. I must be my own man, d'ye see."
"I am sorry you feel that way, Alan, and so shall you be. Very sorry, indeed." She frowned, setting down her cup. "I shall give you one chance to reconsider, after I have told you something else to help you make up your mind."
"And what, pray, could that be?" he snapped, eager to be away, and a trifle afraid of what she might come up with. "You cannot force people to shower their affections."
"As you said, we are probably an item of gossip, Alan, but as long as we maintain a certain decorum, there's no problem. Everyone knows about my marriage, and what two estranged people do, two people with money and high position, is their own business."
"So?" he sneered, getting impatient to leave.
"But, if a ceitain upstart young naval officer, who has already caused a storm of comment by his brash lust," she narrated with relish, "was to write a note to a lady of breeding and position, another lady at the same time, expressing how much he would like to couple with that lady, in graphic detail and language even uncultured men would flinch from, then how much more trouble do you think he could get into?"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Last year, before you sailed away to glory, you left me a note, Alan. Do you remember it?" She smiled in victory.
"Oh, Christ." Yes, he did remember it. She had finally gone off into gin-induced slumber, and he had left her a letter on her pillow, thanking her for bedding him, and hoping to repeat the experience the next time he was in port. And, to match her own lusty vocabulary, he had phrased the contents in pure bosun's mate Billingsgate, of good, well-known English words of mostly four letters in reference to her body, his body, what was done with them, and certain favorite variations in technique or novelty he would like to perform again.
"Let me get this straight. If I walk out of here without giving you what amounts to permanent possession of my prick, you'll hold that note over my head?"
"Exactly."
"You silly bitch, what would people say about you if it got to be common knowledge? You'd be cutting your own throat! Go ahead!"
"I might remind you it's undated, Alan. If I say I received it just yesterday, then it has nothing to say about my reputation, but everything to say about yours."
"You wouldn't!"
"And while my poor husband couldn't care less if I open myself to every man and boy in Kingston, he could not ignore such an insult to the honor of his wife," she went on remorselessly with a pleased smile at her cleverness. "Discreet fucking is no fucking at all, but importunate addresses from a scandal-ridden Corinthian such as you would be more than he could stand. It would be a killing offense. While I may play the shocked matron. It may even appear that I spurned you, and you wrote that note in desperate want of me, to convince me to bed you. In that instance, my repute could work for me. While I have been known to succumb to charming gentlemen, I most certainly do not have to entertain foul-mouthed gutter-snipes."
"You really don't care what I say, do you?" Alan muttered, in shaky awe of just how low she could go. "If I give in, you force me to stay with you, and destroy my chances with Lucy Beauman. If I refuse, I still am denied Lucy, and you get your revenge. Either way, it's not that you want me so much, as you don't want me to dismiss you before you're ready. I see your game. You don't want to be jilted for somebody younger and prettier. My God, do you really think you'd make me perform like a trained terrier? Roll over, boy. Good boy, here's a treat. Cock-stand, boy, big 'un!"
"So what is your answer, sir? Stay and survive this contretemps?" she demanded evenly. "Or go and be destroyed utterly. Either way, you may forget any arrangement with Lucy Beauman. I do not mean to ruin you. And as you may remember, I can be forgiving and sweet to you. Face facts and stay, Alan dear. And I shall treat this as just a little domestic argument that occurs between lovers."
"Either way, as you put it, I'm looking at a duel. Hugh Beauman or your sodomite of a husband." Alan sighed. "All to assure yourself of some energetic sex? To salve your pride?"
"Would you deny me my pride?" She laughed, thinking her victory complete as she watched him vacillate, almost deflate with resignation. "Stay with me and answer my desires, and you'll be safe from further scandal. And I shall reward you with all the fondness of a satisfied lover. I shall dote on your every whim. And spare you the necessity of a duel, if you fear such."
He was indeed halfway to giving in to her will, of taking the most logical and safest course, reminding himself that she was an impressive and pleasurable ride; it wasn't as if he would have to get re-enthused about mounting her, even with a gun to his head. He had blown away any hopes of marrying Lucy Beauman now or in the future, so what was the difference. Yet in his weakest moment, she struck sparks on the flinty core of his stubborness with her comment that questioned his courage. By God, no one did that and lived to tell of it!
"Damn you to Hell for that!" he spat. "You can't buy me like a joint of beef, and you can't threaten me. Bring your husband on and I'll chop him to flinders! If he wants to blaze, I'll put a pistol ball right through him! If that makes you a deliriously happy widow into the bargain, then be damned to you!"
"You shall regret this," she rasped, her face paling. "I thought you were a young man of my own tastes, grown beyond the petty strictures of our hypocritical society. But I now see you're just another common sort. A secret hymn-singer with no courage to live his own life."
"Better that than a draggled whore who has to hire men to top her." He grinned, finished his wine and flung the glass across the room to shatter on the stuccoed wall. "Damme, have I ruined the set? A pity, ain't it. Bye, love."
On his way to Hugh Beauman's town house, he bought a light gutta-percha cane, little thicker than his index finger. When the servant announced him, Anne came running out into the front hall.
"Hugh is not here, Alan. And you should not be," she warned.
"Where is he, then?" Alan asked. "I have things to discuss with him."
"He went to father Beauman's. Oh, surely, you won't fight him! He's ready to kill you! Do anything but fight him."
"When he asks, tell him this. You took the risk to your repute to warn me off Betty Hillwood, do you understand?" Alan told her. "You knew, you would have sent me a letter, but you saw me in town and took the risk. There is nothing between us and you touched my hand once."
"He would not believe me," she almost wailed, sure that blood would be spilled before the day was out.
"Blame it all on Betty Hillwood, remember that. She started the rumor, her or her friends, to get even with me."
"He will not speak to me, so how may I tell him anything?"
"Because of Captain Mclntyre?" Alan asked.
"How… Oh God."
"I'll not see you hurt any more, Anne," he promised. "I've most like lost any chance with Lucy, but I'll get you out of this. Remember what I said."
"Lieutenant Alan Lewrie, sirs," the butler announced, and Alan stalked past him to confront Hugh Beauman and his father, both of whom looked shocked that he would even dare show his face to them. But after they got over their shock, their angry expressions prophecied a hanging.
"There, sir," Alan said, flinging the gutta-percha walking stick to the parqueted floor at Hugh Beauman's feet. "If you feel the need to use that on me, feel free. Should you wish it occur in the main plaza, we may go there, and I shall be completely at your disposal. I shall not defend myself."
His boldness disarmed them, as he thought it might, allowing him to present his case before they dredged their
thoughts back into order.
"Mister Beauman, Master Hugh, I have been a complete, callow fool, and I humbly beg your forgiveness for any taint of scandal that might have touched your family. But I assure you as God's my witness Mistress Anne Beauman is completely blameless. If you will indulge me?"
"Um, yes, little privacy, what?" Beauman, Sr., stammered, waving his hand towards a small parlor or study off the main hall. Once the doors were shut, Alan took the offensive once more.
"I would take a public whipping to settle this if that is what it takes," he repeated.
"You squired my wife about the town, sir," Hugh began, working up his anger once more, now that they were in private. "You were seen fondling her, sir. What manner of man would expose a proper lady to that, dragging her into a public-house, sir?"
"Because I needed warning, sir, and she took the risk to her reputation to repair a greater risk to the Beauman family reputation. You should be thanking her, as I do."
"Warnin'?" the older man scoffed. "About what?"
"About Betty Hillwood, sir," Alan replied. "That's what I was a fool about. I was visiting her, to work off the humors of the blood."
"Ah," Mr. Beauman coughed. "I see. You an'… at clicket, eh?"
"Like foxes, sir," Alan admitted with a worldly smile. "Better her than a public-house whore-less chance of the pox."
There was a chance they would understand: the Beaumans were an earthy lot. From what he had heard of them, they could empathize.
"Being in the company of such a beautiful young lady as your Lucy raised my humors to the boiling point, and I thought it best to release that tension, sirs. And if my suit was to be a long one-and you note I use the past tense, sirs, since my foolish behavior has raised such a tempest I doubt you could entertain my hopes further-I feared the frustration would cause me to do something untoward."
"Damme, you're a bold 'un!" Mr. Beauman gaped. "You sport with another woman to avoid rapin' my daughter if your… bloody humors… get outa hand, and I suppose you think we should be thankin' ya?"
It was the longest and most complete sentence Mr. Beauman had ever uttered, and it stopped Alan cold in his tracks for a moment.
"What man, faced with a long courtship of a sweet and proper young lady, could do otherwise, sir, and retain his sanity?" Alan asked them. "In your own courting days, Mister Beauman, was there no release for you? Did not the long delay of hoped for satisfaction drive you to distraction?"
"Well, there was a tavern wench'r two…" the older man began to maunder.
"Father, that's not the bloody point! He's ruined Anne's good name, and I want satisfaction," Hugh barked, bringing them back to the meat of the matter.
"But Mrs. Hillwood is the point, sir," Alan doggedly went on. "Who do you think started the rumor in the first place? Her and her friend Mrs. Howard, sending their servants to peep and pry and report back with gossip to liven their lives, or give them an advantage. I met Anne as I was leaving Mrs. Hillwood's. She would have warned me off with a letter, but she took the risk to accost me, then and there. I rode in her carriage down to the dress-maker's and went inside with her. I stood by the door, feeling like a damned fool to even be in the place. Not a word, not a gesture of anything improper occurred, sir. We then went for something cool to drink to revive her as she was wilting in the heat, and to find a place where she could impart her timely warning that I should best stop visiting the woman, not only for the good of the Beauman family name, but for mine own. To stress how important it was, as she spoke of her fondness for Lucy and the Beauman family, she touched my wrist once. And as I poured out my own problem with Mrs. Hillwood, I admit to taking her hand and beseeching her what to do about the mess I had made. That is all that passed between us, Master Hugh. I did not think that an establishment so seemingly refined as the Frenchman's… what you may call it… a restaurant… would be looked upon as a public place. Back in London, it has become the custom that ladies may frequent eating establishments, as long as they do not contain rooms to let. All the quality do so, and I didn't know it was any different here on Jamaica."
When in doubt, trot out the aristocracy as an example, he told himself. No one wants to appear out of the latest fashion.
"You swear on your honor?" Hugh Beauman demanded, unready to relent.
"For a gentleman to say it is to swear to its truth, sir," Alan shot back, a little high-handed at the slight of his honor, though he sometimes doubted if he truly had any to slight or get huffy about. "If you demand more, then I swear on my honor as an English gentleman and as a commission Sea Officer that events happened as I said."
"What problem with Betty… Mrs. Hillwood, sir?" the older man asked.
Thank bloody Christ for you, Alan though gratefully. "The lady became a bother, Mister Beauman. She took a greater fancy to me than I thought was good. She gave me this chain and fob, and promised more of the same, if I became her kept man and topped her regular. When I told her no, she vowed to get even, no matter who got hurt. If not by this rumor she spread about me and Anne, then by another means, a letter I was foolish enough to write her."
"What sort o' letter?" Mr. Beauman asked, fetching out a squat brandy decanter and beginning to pour himself a drink.
"A rather risquй… no, I don't think risquй does it justice. Pornographic, would be more like, sir," Alan confessed, putting on his best shame-face and hoping they would eat this up like plum duff. "She dictated it, I wrote it. As a game, you see. Between bouts."
"Ah?"
"In her bed, sir."
"Aha!"
"With her belly for a writing desk, sir," Alan finished with a shrug of the truly sheepishly guilty, a gesture he had practically taken patent on in his school days.
"God's teeth!" Mr. Beauman, Sr, exclaimed, settling down into a chair with a look of perplexity creasing his heavy features. "With her belly… on her belly, sir? Well, stap me! Don't see how it can be done, damme if I can. 'Course, I never tried writin' down there."
"It's a rather firm belly, sir," Alan commented.
"Aye, that'd help, I suppose," the man nodded, beginning to grin slightly at the mental picture.
"Father, for God's sake!" Hugh exploded. "Whatever the reasons, no matter how innocent they were, people have taken a tar-brush to our family's good name and reputation, our social standing!"
"Start some gossip of your own, sir," Alan suggested.
"Damn you, sir!" Hugh Beauman snarled. "We'll decide what's best for this family, not you. You've done enough."
"And I would be willing to do anything to assist you, sir."
"What sort o' rumor?" the father asked, slopping back a large swig of brandy and waving the bottle at them in invitation, which Alan agreed to readily; he was dry as dust from nerves, and three men drinking together and consorting on how to solve something were not three men who would be trying to stick sharp objects into each other.
"It was Mrs. Hillwood's pride and vanity that brought this about when I rejected her offer," Alan said, taking a pew on the corner of a desk with glass in hand, though Hugh Beauman was still averse to showing him any leniency. "She didn't want me paying any attention to Lucy. I think the woman was jealous of anyone younger or prettier. Not so much that she was truly in love with me, but she disliked losing, d'ye see. And I don't think she cares much for the Beauman family in general, if you can believe the things she told me, trying to destroy my respect for the lot of you. Terrible things best left unsaid."
"Like what, sir?" Hugh required. "Speak out."
"She called you ignorant 'Chaw-Bacons' and 'Country-Harrys.' People with more money than style. She'd have me believe there's not a Christian among you, a one to be trusted. She blackened every name in the family with some back-stairs scandal. You, Hugh, Anne, Ross' husband… even Lucy. She intimated all your morals were nonexistent."
"Goddamn the bitch!" the father roared. "She said all that?"
"Not in one session, sir, but over the course of time."
Th
e Beauman men looked righteously outraged, but a little queasy as well; they knew their own sins well enough, and knew that Betty Hillwood was probably privy to most of them.
"Show me claws, would ya, hedge-whore?" Mr. Beauman ranted. "I'll give ya claws right back. Blacken me children, will ya? I'll hurt ya where it hurts the most, by damn if I don't!"
"In her pride, sir," Alan prompted, feeling safe now from physical harm. "She wouldn't like people in her circle to know that she had a lover spurn her, or that she had to buy his affections and then threaten so much to get him back, no matter who got hurt. It may not matter to anyone about Mistress Anne-anyone would have done for her purpose to try and ruin me, d'ye see. Clearing Anne's good name is only incidental, too."
"It's not to me, damn your blood!" Hugh barked.
"If the gossip sounds like an attempt to clear Mistress Anne, it will fail, sir," Alan told him, familiar enough with what stuck in the mind in all the scandals he had chuckled over back in London. "It will ring false. But, if enough shit flies and sticks to Betty Hillwood, Anne becomes an innocent victim in contrast. A month from now, they'll still be chewing on la Hillwood's bones, and if they ever think of my part in the affair, or Mistress Anne's, it will be favorable. If the affair is handled properly, of course."
"Aye, 't would kill her soul, the crafty old witch!" Beauman, Sr., chortled with a cruel grin of anticipated pleasure at Betty's demise in Society. "Why, we'd skin her alive!"
"My God, you're too clever by half!" Hugh marveled, disgusted.
Alan didn't know quite how to answer that, so he kept silent for once. People with brains were usually mistrusted when they showed off.
"Perhaps it's best this happened after all, if only to spare us a son-in-law so scheming, father," Hugh added, smiling slightly in some form of satisfaction that he wasn't going to be related to anyone as "smarmy" as Alan Lewrie. "You must know that you have totally ruined your hopes of eventual marriage with Lucy, no matter how this comes out."
"I do realize that, sir," Alan nodded, suddenly sobered. "And I must say it is the greatest regret of my life, and hopefully shall be from this moment on. I truly love her, you see."
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