Which proved that however clever he might be in other respects, the Emperor had not done his research on Julius Frankenstein. The man stood there, not amazed, not noticeably pleased, not even tongue-tied, but reticent simply because he chose to be.
‘Who indeed?’ Julius ‘replied.’
It wasn’t the dazzled response the Emperor was expecting and invariably got. For the first time he actually studied his catch.
‘Is that all you have to say?’
As a soldier’s son Frankenstein had been taught manners. In his childhood, absence of ‘please’ meant your request was ignored; and no ‘thank you’ resulted in loss of whatever you got.
So: ‘Thank you,’ said Julius, and bowed.
This was more like it, but it still failed to satisfy.
‘Don’t thank me,’ commanded the Emperor. ‘Repay me!’
Julius stood easy, his prejudices confirmed. It hadn’t taken long for naked self-interest to show its face and shoulder social niceties aside. That was the way of the exalted and also the reason they’d got that far and high.
‘In what way?’ asked Julius.
The Emperor pursed his lips in pained distaste.
‘Oh dear...,’ he muttered, probably to himself, ‘its makes things so tedious when the footsoldiers are slow...’
Yet he rallied for a further effort. Impatiently, the Emperor spelt it out.
‘The Compeigne Mausoleum,’ he said, ‘deals in quantity. Which is very useful for my armies and the wonders they would have me do, but it’s mere bulk production stuff. A sausage factory. Whereas here, here the emphasis is on quality...’
For the first time Frankenstein’s interest was fully engaged.
‘‘Here’? You have Revival facilities here?’
The Emperor gave him an ‘of course’ look.
‘Do you really think I would entrust my well-being to those... slaughtermen?’
It took the briefest consideration. ‘No,’ agreed Julius. ‘Upon reflection, that would not be wise.’
‘Exactly. Now I want you to be ‘wise’ on my behalf.’
‘In what way, highness?’ asked Julius.
The Emperor was visibly wearying, a dismissive hand was waved.
‘I have a director of research: an Egyptian. Go through the far door and you will find him. He will instruct you in your duties...’
Those vibrant eyes trapped in a dead body tried to lock gazes again, but Julius couldn’t hold it. He blushed for shame.
‘You do know what your duty is, I take it…,’ the Emperor enquired.
Even if his eyes were not his to command Julius could at least stand up straight.
‘I can guess. My duties as regards you, that is…’
The Emperor pulled at a fold of rank flesh. It lifted far too easily and retained finger indents when allowed to fall.
‘Duty, duties…,’ he said, ‘one follows from the other. Though I sense you make a distinction. No matter: one or the other suffices so long as they are... executed.’
Was that a pointed choice of phrase, designed to chill? Probably not, Julius concluded. Individual lifespans lay way below this man’s powers of focus. At a minimum he dealt only in entire regiments of deaths; or sizeable cities ablaze, nothing less. A wholesaler in the mortality trade if you like.
And ditto re salaries, sustenance and suchlike mundane matters: all beneath him. The basics of life (and after-life) had come to him on a plate for so long he thought they arrived like oxygen. However, enough vestigial links with the humdrum remained for him to recall that underlings liked wages. He assumed Frankenstein’s hesitance was lucre related.
‘All your needs will be supplied, if that’s what you’re worrying about,’ said the Emperor, tetchily. He thought he was being very magnanimous to descend so far from Olympus.
‘Those needs are but few, highness…,’ Julius reassured him.
‘All the better—even though my pocket is limitless…’
In the context, mention of ‘pockets’ could only be hilarious. The Emperor was sprawled naked as a cadaver awaiting the anatomists. However, rather than laugh and maybe end it all that way, Julius instead dared all on a whim. Here and now was an opportunity that might never come again, a unique opportunity...
‘However, there is one special boon you could grant,’ he said. ‘In fact that only you could grant…’
The Emperor heard honeyed words too often to be impressed. He was also disappointed to find Frankenstein willing to grovel on the floor for gain like all the rest. The smile upon his face was neither kind or flattering.
‘Doubtless. Spit it out: what is it?’
Julius squared his shoulders and prepared for the possibility of being blown away—first metaphorically for his presumption, and then literally when the guards arrived.
‘An answer to a question, highness. That’s all I ask of you.’
His highness cheered up. So it might not be some sordid transaction involving gold or promotion after all.
‘Ah, that’s different. Such a modest request I’m more inclined to grant…’
‘But will I have the truth, highness? Your very first thought, free of censorship?’
Napoleon, an Emperor, and ‘First Marshall’ of Conventionary France, the greatest man of his age (and also, technically, the one succeeding it), was intrigued. He was growing glad he’d collected this particular butterfly for his collection.
‘I am not to be dictated to, Frankenstein; but what you ask is quite possible. A honest answer: why not? Ask away.’
Julius drew deep breath and let go. It could have been about the rope and stretch marks around the Imperial neck but he dared to dive darker and deeper still.
‘Then my question is this: why?’
The Emperor was puzzled. At the very least he’d been expecting names and dates, say about a specific murder or missing treasure ship.
‘‘Why’ what?’
Frankenstein spread his hands to encompass the room, the palace, the whole wide world moulded by this man, and the glittering career that had led to here and now. With a pleasurable shock the Emperor suddenly understood.
It would be a lie to say his Imperial highness had never posed that question to himself, in sleepless early hours or during tedious state functions. Then, when answer—quite unexpectedly—arrived and was honed to shining perfection, he’d kept it secret like a precious possession. But here was this here-today-and-gone-tomorrow little-person impudently requesting sight of it from him, asking for all—all!—to be revealed!
Initial reaction was to balk and fob off with some witticism, perhaps something stolen from the vast cliché collection of his former first minister, Talleyrand. However, somehow the sheer insignificance of the asker swept away all objections. The ant was asking why? of the elephant that could crush it. It was so novel as to be intriguing: even naughty...
All his life the Emperor had played his cards close to his chest, solitary and secretive as an oyster. He’d always been in charge, first of himself and then of other men. But now the temptation to divulge, just this once, was overwhelming: nigh erotic.
His first framed and dismissive answer was dissolved in emotion, quite melted away. The Emperor closed his eyes and visualised his own epitaph
‘I will tell you ‘why,’’ he said, almost quivering with emotion. ‘I will! It is… because I wish to carve my name upon the stone of history! To carve it so very very deep that not even God can erase it!’
And in this way, by dint of simple daring, Julius Frankenstein learnt what the finest minds in Europe had sweated and spoilt their nights over, but despaired of discovering. The question that kings and prime ministers sponsored secret conferences about, to no avail.
Now, Julius Frankenstein, a mere glorified grave-robber, knew the truth of it. Now there were two in Europe that were aware—and only one of them alive.
‘Even aeons from now,’ the Emperor continued, almost shouting and possessed by passion, ‘it must never be as if I
never were!’
Frankenstein’s spirits plunged, though he was careful to keep his face rapt. So that was it? The very same banal impulse that led men to etch their of-no-interest-to-anyone initials upon trees and ancient monuments? Except that this impulse was writ large and in the blood of multitudes. Empires had been moulded like clay and oceans of tears shed for this?
‘I see...,’ he said. Which he did and was sadder for it.
‘Good,’ said Napoleon. ‘But keep it to yourself...’
Both of them were fatigued by their talk, albeit in different ways. Frankenstein was glad to see the Emperor make a signal and cause a curtain to fall between them.
It must have lead-weighted, because Julius had to step back lively to ensure he wasn’t enveloped. That step took him into collision with hitherto invisible guards. They were huge in all dimensions, even bigger than the normal run of Old Guard.
‘Come along with us, there’s a good little dead-doctor,’ said one, laying a plate-like hand on Julius’ shoulder.
Before he was guided away, Frankenstein saw that the reverse of the curtain took the form of a huge map. And although the fall of light did not completely oblige, he got a good glimpse. Good enough to observe that the frontiers shown bore no relation whatsoever to present reality.
Clearly, the Emperor was far from finished carving history yet.
Chapter 6: MUMMY!
Speaking of carving...
‘Who amongst you humble students wishes to know a secret?’
Of course they did: they were scientists, after a fashion, and men of enquiring mind. Yet the Egyptian paused and waited till they’d all raised their hands like schoolboys. Frankenstein felt degraded but realised that secrets usually came at a price. He took a gamble on it being worth paying.
‘Then I will tell you...,’ said the Egyptian, lowering his turban and voice likewise. ‘It is this: that all who came before me erred. They were imbeciles! Blind men in a lightless room, groping for a black cat that is not there. Before the era of I, the Egyptian, Revivalism was indistinguishable from black magic, and just as reliable...’
Julius could have been insulted but instead almost laughed. Memories of great-uncle Victor were few: he’d embarked on his hunt for the murdering monster he’d created whilst Julius was still young. He’d never returned to Geneva and lay buried or burnt, depending on who you believed, in the frozen north. Yet, as Julius grew up, ‘Uncle Victor’s presence remained palpable. His darkened study-cum-laboratory remained untouched in the family home and young Julius had often disobeyed strict instructions to never venture in. He could still visualise it as if there: the orderly rows of medical tomes, the neatly laid-out instruments, sharp and gleaming. Anything less like ‘black magic’ was scarcely imaginable. Victor Frankenstein had been a man of the modern age par excellence: someone who’d dared wrangle with the Almighty about His monopoly on creation.
And look where it had got him! Who in fact was the wiser? Uncle Victor or this pantomime actor from the mystic orient?
So, Julius kept his face straight and said nothing. Indeed, a increasingly promising student of deceit, he even tried to match the agog expressions worn by his fellow ‘inductees.’ Their pens were poised and he copied them.
The Egyptian drew back from their desks, taking his miasma of sweat and incense with him.
‘And the secret of the Egyptian?’ he teased, preparing them for life-changing illumination, even glancing at the guarded door as if to make sure no one could escape to shriek ‘eureka!’ ‘This prize-amongst-prizes? My great discovery?’
This was worse than a certain chambermaid of Julius’ adolescent acquaintance. First she said she would, then she said she might, and finally she transpired to be ‘a good girl.’ Memory of those aching loins of long ago made Frankenstein angry.
‘Is...?’ he prompted, earning a ‘if looks could kill’ instant death from under the bushy brows.
‘Is,’ hissed the Egyptian, licking his lips, ‘unpowdered mummy!’
And all three recent recruits to the Emperor’s secret Revivalist service scribbled away as though their teacher transmitted revelation. Except that had anyone read Frankenstein’s notebook they would see he’d made a fuss of writing just one word, writ large:
‘Charlatan!’
The Egyptian crossed to where, amid a wreckage of mummy cases and bandages, an unwrapped specimen awaited him. Dry and brown as shoe-leather, it personified the patience needed to wait longer still and outlast present company; even present civilisation—such as it was—if left alone.
‘To this day,’ said the Egyptian, laying a proprietorial hand on the long gone man (or possibly woman), ‘fools had added powdered mummy to create the super-serum. And that is one minor, superficial, secret. But attend to me and I will reveal to you a deeper truth. It is this: to grind up the mummy’s flesh is to reduce its powers! This to me was obvious. Its restorative powers are diminished by the crushing pestle and wasted upon the air—which needs it not. Whereas if you cut...’
In a fluid flash of action he drew a knife from within his robes. It was a well practised coup de theatre, Julius recognised: plus a warning that they should still be wary of the old ham.
The blade must have been of well honed steel, for the Egyptian was able to remove a sliver without undue carving. He held out the thin, nigh translucent, slice for them to see.
‘Now, this,’ he said, ‘suitably prepared and infused with serum, is sufficient to give the Emperor a whole inventive day. Ten will inspire him to plan a campaign. Imagine that! Simple slices of forgotten Nile dweller, dead three for thousand years, can topple or raise an empire today!’
‘What if he takes twenty?’ asked Julius.
The Egyptian was deceived by Frankenstein’s seriousness. He rolled his eyes at the mere thought of such super-size portions.
‘I hardly dare to speculate, oh Swiss of much presumption. And I wonder that you dare. Have you no piety? Who knows? Perhaps in such a case our Emperor would ascend to Paradise in a fiery chariot. Or Almighty Allah might send an angel with a sword to chastise us for our arrogance. Both are distinct possibilities. I say again, who knows?’
‘Not you, charlatan’ wrote Frankenstein. And then: ‘But someone should find out...’
Fortunately, the Egyptian was too far away to find out, nor had he acquired the useful skill of reading upside down. So he assumed that Julius was noting the rebuke.
Frankenstein’s forwardness emboldened one of the other students to speak. A renegade Scottish scholar, he was a disciple in desperate search of a master if ever there was one. Julius had caught him making cow-eyes at the Egyptian earlier—once he’d drawn a blank with his colleague bearing the illustrious Frankenstein name.
‘You mentioned ‘preparation,’ wise sir,’ said the Scot. ‘Are we yet at a stage to share in this wisdom?’
Somewhat unfairly as an exile from his own nation, Julius hated traitors. Conventionary France was stuffed with whole foreign legions of them, quite literally: people who’d severed all ties through thinking they’d smelt the spirit of the age. Scottish regiments, Irish battalions, squadrons of Italians-of-advanced- opinions: you name it. Frankenstein certainly had a name for them, and thought it now.
The Egyptian drew a deep breath, as if actually considering the question. Julius would have bet all his years to come that he could guess the answer.
‘No,’ came the eventual crushing verdict, ‘that time is not come.’
The Scot subsided pitifully, and the more robust Dane beside him drew a savage line across the prepared page in his notebook.
‘But it shall come,’ the Egyptian continued, after a perfectly timed pause that allowed hope to almost die, but then rise again like a Lazaran. ‘If you attend and are open to the flow of instruction, if you do not speak when you should listen—unlike some...’
He looked at Frankenstein, who couldn’t care less and waved back.
Why should Julius care? He already had the Egyptian’s secr
et, better than the man understood it himself. There was no longer any need to demean himself
It was—or now had been—one of the many minor mysteries of Versailles, put to one side whilst greater puzzles were pondered. Frankenstein had noted and wondered about the line of little strips suspended between two high towers, hung out to be dried by sun and wind. He’d observed the permanent guard detailed to scare birds from them, or winch them in should rain threaten. Now all was explained.
It was already known that serum melded well with flesh; and that feeding them on it assisted uptake when Lazarans ‘dined.’ Thus it followed that the dried variety absorbed just that bit more. So, when the Egyptian sun-dried what was already supremely dry, it might just make some infinitesimal difference. The sort of difference noticeable by an Emperor growing acclimatised to super-serum. All the more so if he were desperate for full life, as recalled through rose-tinted perspectives. If he stupidly craved the imagined sparkling thought processes of youth and yesteryear, then yes, it might just delude him that the Egyptian had something.
A heady mix: the ancient civilisation of a land he’d conquered early in his first career, plus the romance of the ineffable past and survivals from it in the form of preserved dead. Dead, moreover, on whom great care had been lavished in hopes of securing an afterlife. Individually, each factor might mean little, but collectively they comprised a straw a drowning Emperor might clutch at.
Frankenstein had nothing but contempt for such sloppy thinking and the opportunists who preyed on it. Circus quacks and pox-doctors had more honour. He stood up.
‘Here endeth the lesson,’ he said, and set off.
The Egyptian had come to expect respect, even deference. He bathed in the Emperor’s favour and others usually wanted to share that sunshine. Now, puffed-ego offended and at maximum inflation, he saw fit to put himself between Frankenstein and the exit.
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