She went to change the sheets, and found herself humming one of those obnoxious songs with forgettable lyrics and an unforgettable tune, cha-cha-ing around the mattress with a spring in her step as she reclaimed her bed. When the bed was smooth and new again, she picked up the phone and called down to the office. “Ethan?” she said, when he answered. “What is this?”
She hummed a few bars and Ethan said, “Wait. Let me get Nadine.”
“What?” Nadine said when she picked up the phone and Gwen hummed again. “It’s that Beach Boys thing,” she said. “Something, Jamaica, oooh, I’m gonna take ya.”
“ Aruba, Jamaica,” Gwen said, the song dying on her lips.
“Where is Aruba anyway?” Nadine said.
“The Caribbean,” Gwen said. “Bring me up the vodka, would you, honey?”
“ABOUT MUSSOLINI and Grandma,” Tilda said, later that night in bed, as Davy was dozing off, his arms around her.
“You have to ask before we do it,” he said sleepily into her neck.
“Right,” Tilda said, trying to free her arm from under him. “When do you think we’ll be playing that one?”
“Whenever you want,” he mumbled.
“No,” Tilda said, “I meant when …” Her voice trailed off as he began to snore.
Steve took that for a signal and jumped up on the bed.
“What I want to know,” Tilda said to Davy’s unconscious body, “is when are you leaving me, you bastard, and are you coming back?” She swallowed. “Because I’m believing in you and that can’t be good.” He snored again and she had a moment’s suspicion that he was faking it. Then she remembered that he hadn’t had any sleep the night before, that he’d sold furniture for hours straight, that he’d moved the entire contents of her studio up five flights of stairs, and that he’d just made athletically passionate love to her. “He’s really out, Steve,” she said to the dog. “But tomorrow we ask him. We are not going to be those people who dillydally and then regret it. He said he loves me. He said he’s going to get rid of the forgeries. He’s staying. Right?”
Steve sighed and stuck his nose under the quilt. Tilda lifted the edge for him and he tunneled under.
“You’ll never leave me, will you, Steve?” she said to him. Then she looked over at Davy and said, “You never will, either.”
She looked around the attic, now stacked full of easels and foam core board and paint and canvas, even her drawing board in one corner, and she thought, This is so much better. This is so right.
She looked at Davy again, asleep beside her, and leaned over to kiss him on the cheek. Then she slid down under the covers between the two men in her life and fell asleep.
THE NEXT MORNING when Tilda went down for muffins, Eve was sitting in the office, looking like death.
“What?” Tilda said, still on a high from the night before. “What happened?”
“Can we go someplace else?” Eve said. “I want to get out of here.”
“Sure,” Tilda said, “What’s wrong?”
“I told Simon I was me,” Eve said.
“Oh, boy,” Tilda said. “Let’s go.”
Chapter 19
“W HAT HAPPENED?” Tilda said when they were sitting in a booth at the diner and had ordered omelets.
“He’s leaving,” Eve said, her voice husky.
“Oh.” Tilda took her hand. “Is that good?” She ducked her head to see Eve’s face. “No?”
“He didn’t believe me,” Eve said. “Not at first. I had to get the wig and show him.”
“And then?”
“And then he was mad as hell,” Eve said. “So I told him if he’d been paying attention that he’d have noticed, the way Davy knew you. I told him he was getting two for one. I told him he probably had secrets from me, too, but that I’d understand.”
“And he didn’t buy it,” Tilda said, scrambling to think of a solution. “Maybe if you give him time-”
“He’s a thief,” Eve said flatly.
“Oh.” Tilda regrouped.
“He told me all about it when I said that thing about his having secrets I’d understand. He said he didn’t think I would, that he’d been a thief for years before the FBI asked him to consult. Since he was a teenager. He stole from everybody.”
Tilda swallowed. “Everybody makes mistakes.”
“He stole, Tilda,” Eve said, taking her hand back. “He went into people’s houses and he took their things. He just took them. He still doesn’t think it was wrong. He says he only took from people who could spare it.” Eve shook her head. “That’s like Ford only killing people who deserve it. It’s what he did that counts, not who the victims were.”
“Well, he’s reformed,” Tilda said. “Maybe-”
“People don’t reform,” Eve said. “Not hike that. There’s a piece of him missing that let him do that. And he’s not even sorry. He’s just mad about Louise. He says I lied to him, which I didn’t. I never said I wasn’t Louise.”
“I don’t think that’s the point,” Tilda said. “I think-”
“We just stood there and looked at each other,” Eve said. “Like we were looking at each other for the first time.”
“Well, you were.”
Eve shook her head. “All I could think of was, I slept with him and he was a thief. And he kept saying that he couldn’t believe he’d slept with Nadine’s mother. Except he didn’t say ‘slept with.’ I didn’t even tell him that it wasn’t me, it was Louise. He wouldn’t get it. And I didn’t care.”
Tilda sighed. “Look, you hit the sheets about fifteen minutes after you met, and then you lied to each other for almost three weeks so you could keep on doing it. It’s not a huge surprise that it didn’t work out. Can’t you just chalk it up to experience and great sex?”
“Is that what you’re going to do with Davy?” Eve said, her mouth set in hard lines.
“No,” Tilda said. “Davy is forever. But that’s because we know the truth about each other.”
“Davy’s a con man,” Eve said. “Did you know that?”
“Yes,” Tilda said. “He told me.”
Eve looked at her in outrage. “And it doesn’t bother you?”
“He is what he is,” Tilda said. “He’s not breaking the law anymore, and neither am I, and we can make our peace with that.”
Eve shook her head. “I don’t see how you can stay with him knowing the truth.”
“I think it’s like a litmus test,” Tilda said. “If you’re going to make it, you can tell each other anything, and it may not be what you want to hear, but it doesn’t matter. Even if you cry all over him and end up a soggy, pathetic mess.”
“So it’s love,” Eve said, clearly not buying it. “Well, that’s very optimistic of you, but you’re still trusting a con man.”
“And he’s trusting an art forger,” Tilda said, exasperated. “Nobody’s perfect. Everybody who’s ever loved anybody has had some stuff to get past. So you get past it because you really don’t have any other choice. You can’t leave.”
Eve shook her head. “I just can’t be that way.” She sounded almost smug, and Tilda lost what little sympathy she had left.
“You love Andrew,” she said.
“Well, of course, I-”
“And sixteen years ago he used you to convince himself he wasn’t gay,” Tilda said. “He knew he was gay, he’s always known, but he didn’t want it to be true, and he knew you loved him and would do anything he asked, and he slept with you to lie to himself.”
Eve’s face was like stone.
“And he’s felt like hell about it ever since,” Tilda said. “As much as we all adore Nadine, she stopped your life in its tracks at eighteen.”
“Andrew stopped, too,” Eve said.
“No,” Tilda said. “He went on and found the love of his life and the career he always wanted. Andrew doesn’t stop for anybody. And good for him, too, he’s doing it right, but he still screwed up in the past, and you’ve forgiven him.”
“I screwed up, too,” Eve said miserably. “I knew he was gay and I thought I could change him, if I just loved him enough.” She stopped and swallowed. “I lied to him. I told him I was on the pill. I should have let him be him. I used him, too.”
“So neither one of you should love each other,” Tilda said, completely exasperated. “You did lousy things to each other, just like you and Simon, so-”
“It’s not the same,” Eve said.
“I know it’s not the same,” Tilda said. “You don’t love Simon. Which is my point. Let it go. Kiss him good-bye, wish him luck, move on.”
The waitress brought their omelets and Tilda busied herself with salt and pepper, waiting for Eve to say something. When her omelet was half gone and Eve’s was still untouched, Eve finally spoke.
“I thought you’d be there for me,” she said. “I thought you’d be on my side.”
“I am on your side, always,” Tilda said. “But you don’t love him. That means it’s good that it’s over. That means that it worked out right.”
“Then why do I feel like hell?” Eve snapped.
“Because you wanted it to be right,” Tilda said, feeling sorry for her again. “You wanted Simon to be a law-abiding FBI stepfather to Nadine and the perfect husband for you, and it wasn’t ever going to happen. It was Andrew all over again.”
Eve sat silent for a moment, staring at her congealing breakfast, and then she pushed her plate away. “It still hurts.”
“Oh, baby.” Tilda went around the table and slid into the booth beside her. “I know it does,” she said as she put her arms around her sister. Eve put her head down on Tilda’s shoulder. “Poor baby. I’m sorry, I really am.”
“I can’t believe how dumb I am,” Eve said, her voice muffled.
“You’re not dumb,” Tilda said, tightening her arms. “Poor baby. Poor, poor baby.”
“Am I ever going to get this right?” Eve said, holding on to Tilda. “I’m thirty-five, for God’s sake, and I’m still screwing up.”
“Gwennie’s fifty-four and getting ready to shoot herself in the foot,” Tilda said. “I don’t think there’s an age limit. Let’s just hope Nadine has not inherited our lousy track record with men.”
“I thought you and Davy-”
“I have great hope,” Tilda said, “that he will break the Goodnight curse. But if he doesn’t, I’ll survive. And he’ll be leaving me in a much better place. Maybe Simon’s leaving you in a better place, too.”
Eve was silent for so long that Tilda leaned over to look in her eyes.
“Do you ever wonder if you’re Tilda pretending to be Scarlet or Scarlet pretending to be Tilda?” Eve said.
“No,” Tilda said. “But it’s a damn good question.”
“Because I think I’m Louise.”
“Oh, boy,” Tilda said.
“Eve doesn’t love him. Louise might.”
Tilda leaned over her to call to the waitress. “Is it too early to get a drink here? Can we… No?” She opened her purse and put bills on the table for the omelets. “Come on, cookie,” she said, pulling her sister out of the booth. “We’re going home for some pineapple-orange.”
❖ ❖ ❖
THREE BLOCKS AWAY, Clea sat across the breakfast table from Mason, mad as hell. First Thomas didn’t show up to make breakfast, then Ronald stood her up, and now Mason was sitting there drinking coffee, just as if he hadn’t come home late and then turned her down when she offered to help him relax.
He’d slept with Gwen Goodnight.
He looked up at her now and she smiled and thought, You fucking bastard. “More coffee?” she asked him.
“Clea, it’s over,” he said, not unkindly.
“What’s over?” she said brightly, as her entire body went cold.
“Us,” he said. “It was fun, I had a good time, you had a good time-”
Want to bet?
“-but it’s over. I’m in love with somebody else.”
“Gwen Goodnight,” Clea said.
“I’m sorry, Clea,” he said, and he sounded as though he meant it. “I just fell in love.”
“With her gallery,” Clea said before she could stop herself.
His face darkened. “I knew you wouldn’t understand. Gwen’s the real thing.”
“And what am I?” Clea said. “I’m real, damn it. I’m a human being, I’m somebody you’ve talked to, made love to, made plans with, and now I’m just supposed to be understanding!”
“We didn’t make plans,” Mason said firmly. “We never-”
“We were going to build an art collection together,” Clea said, her throat closing at the unfairness of it all. “We talked about it, we went to museums, we bought paintings-”
“I did all of that,” Mason said. “You were just along for the ride.”
Clea put her napkin on the table. “Funny you didn’t mention that in the beginning.”
“I thought you knew,” Mason said, looking surprised.
“Knew what? That you were just using me?” Clea felt the tears start. “This is so unfair of you.”
“Clea,” Mason said, sounding stricken, and Clea let the tears flow. They were real ones. He deserved them.
“I love you,” she said on a sob and ran for the stairs. Crying was hell on a woman’s complexion, and she needed a tissue.
A ball bat to smack Mason with would be good, too.
AT ABOUT the same time Clea was thinking of bashing Mason, Davy came downstairs to find Tilda and found Nadine instead.
“Hey, Lucy,” he said to her. “Nice job last night.”
“I know,” Nadine said. “I think it’s going to be my career.”
“Good choice,” Davy said. “So where’s your aunt? I’ve misplaced her.”
“I think she went somewhere with Mom,” Nadine said.
“Okay,” Davy said, and then remembered he hadn’t seen Michael since the night before, either. “Have you seen my dad?”
“Yeah,” Nadine said. “He and Dorcas went to visit your sister.”
Davy went still. “He doesn’t know where she is.”
“He got Ethan to look her up on the computer. You can find anybody on the Net. She’s in some little town with a weird name.”
“Temptation,” Davy said.
“That was it,” Nadine said. “They took off in Dorcas’s car about half an hour ago.”
“Oh, hell,” Davy said, exasperated, and grabbed the phone.
Dillie picked it up on the first ring.
“Get me your dad,” Davy said.
“I was sort of hoping you’d be Jordan,” she said. “Listen, the stuff you told me-”
“Your dad,” Davy said. “Now.”
He heard Dillie drop the phone, and a minute later, Phin picked up.
“What’s wrong?” he said. “Dillie says it’s an emergency.”
“It is,” Davy said. “Dad figured out where you are. He’s heading your way. Hold the fort until I can get there and remove him. Do not let him alone with Sophie and do not give him money.”
“I’m not stupid,” Phin said.
“Neither is he,” Davy said. “I like to think of him as washed up, but the man can talk anybody into anything.”
“You know, he’s starting to sound interesting,” Phin said.
“Famous last words,” Davy said. “Head for high ground.”
UP IN HER BEDROOM, Clea dabbed the last of her tears away and faced the unavoidable truth: Mason was leaving her for a fifty-four-year-old woman who didn’t moisturize. It was a slap in the face of her entire worldview. She’d spent forty-five years taking excellent care of herself, only to lose to a nobody who was going to have jowls at any minute. God knew how long it had been since Gwen had done a sit-up. One hundred. That was how many Clea did every morning and every night, one hundred damn sit-ups, and what had it gotten her? Dumped for a grandmother, for God’s sake. The woman had given birth, she had stretch marks, she had a stomach -Clea put her hand on her own supernaturally flat abd
omen- and still she was winning. That was so wrong.
Well, Gwen had messed with the wrong woman this time. “This is not over,” she said out loud. “This is not over.”
She dumped her purse out on the bed until she found Ford Brown’s number. When he answered, she said, “We had a deal.”
“What?” he said.
“You were to keep Gwen away from Mason.”
“Look, you brought him to the gallery,” Ford said. “She hasn’t come to the house, has she?”
“No,” Clea said. “And I did not bring him. He went on his own.”
“I can’t stop him,” Ford said. “That’s up to you.”
“And Davy’s still there,” Clea said.
“Is he bothering you?” Ford said.
“Yes,” Clea said. “His existence bothers me.”
“I can take care of that if you want,” Ford said. “Just say the word.”
Clea swallowed. “Gwen is the bigger problem.” She looked around to make sure no one was listening.
“Gwen?” He sounded taken aback. “You want me to hit a woman?”
“No, I don’t want you to hit her,” Clea said, exasperated. “I want you to-” Her eye fell on the open closet door, the place where she’d hidden the painting. She stretched the phone cord over and looked inside.
The Scarlet was gone.
“What?” Ford said.
“Wait a minute,” Clea said, her heart in her throat. She put down the phone and went to the closet and then over to her laptop. Three minutes later, she picked up the phone, her heart hammering, and said, “Do not do anything to Davy Dempsey. I need him alive.”
Oh, God, Davy had her money. She sat down on the bed, trying not to shake. He’d taken it all. Mason was slipping away and she had no money and she was forty-five.
“Are you okay?” Ford said.
“No,” Clea said, her voice shaking. “I’m not okay. And you did not keep Davy Dempsey out of this house. He stole a painting from me and he took my money. And if you kill him, I’ll never get it back. Just watch him.” She bent and put her head between her knees, trying to keep from fainting. She had no money. And you couldn’t find men with money unless you had money. Or youth. Oh, God.
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