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by Darynda Jones

“I just … I wonder if there’s more to it—”

  “I brought dessert.”

  We both looked up at my stepmother. She scooted a chair next to Dad and planted her ass in it, carefully placing a white dessert box on the table. I could tell she’d just had her short brown hair styled and her nails done. She smelled like hairspray and nail polish. I often wondered what my dad saw in the woman. He was just as blinded by her too-polished exterior as everyone else. Anyone who knew her — or thought they knew her — called her a saint for taking on a cop husband with two small children. Saint was not the word that came to my mind. I think I gave her the heebie-jeebies. In all fairness, she did the same to me. Her lipstick was always a little too red for her pale skin, her shadow a little too blue. Her aura a little too dark.

  My sister, Gemma, followed in her wake, taking the only seat available next to me with an obligatory, albeit strained, smile. Her blond hair was pulled back in a taut wrap, and she wore just enough makeup to look made up yet still professional. She was a shrink, after all.

  Our relationship, while never award-winning, had gone nowhere but down since high school. No idea why. She was three years older and had taken every opportunity growing up to remind me of that fact. While Denise was the only mother I had ever known — sadly — Gemma had had three wonderful years with our real mother before she died giving birth to yours truly. I’d often wondered if that was where the strain in our relationship stemmed from. If Gemma subconsciously blamed me for our mother’s death.

  But the vacancy had been filled only a year later when my dad married the she-wolf. And Gemma had taken to her instantly. I, on the other hand, had yet to reach that apex of the mother — daughter bond. I preferred my bondage stepmother-free and sprinkled with a little sexy.

  Oddly, I was almost glad for the interruption. I wasn’t sure where Dad had been going with his line of questioning — or if even he was sure where he was going with his line of questioning — but there was still so much he didn’t know. And didn’t need to know. And would never know, if I had anything to say about it. My being a grim reaper, for one. Still, he seemed so lost. Almost desperate. You’d think twenty years on the police force would have given him better interrogation skills. He’d been grasping at straws, the see-through twirly kind that kids use at birthday parties.

  I finished my sandwich in a flash, excused myself to the annoyance of my dad, then hightailed it home, taking note that Denise did not offer me any of the cheesecake she’d picked up at the bakery down the street. I realized on the long, hazardous, thirty-second trek to my apartment building that Gemma seemed as perplexed by Dad’s behavior as I was. She kept casting curious glances at him from underneath her lashes. Maybe I’d call her later and ask her if she had any idea what was going on. Or maybe I’d have my bikini area waxed by a German female wrestler, which would be more fun than talking to my sister on the phone.

  “Well?” Cookie asked as I walked to my apartment, her head poking out her door. How did she always know I was coming? I was pure stealth. Smoke. Nigh invisible. Like a ninja without the head wrap.

  “Crap,” I said when I tripped on my own feet and dropped my cell.

  “Did you talk to Warren?”

  “Sure did.” I grabbed my phone then rummaged through my bag in search of my ever-elusive keys.

  “And?”

  “And that man is going to need medication.”

  She sighed and leaned against her doorjamb. “Poor guy. Did he really threaten that murdered car salesman?”

  “With several employees serving witness,” I said with a nod.

  “Damn. That’s not going to help our case any.”

  “True, but it won’t matter when we find who really did it.”

  “If we find who really did it.”

  “Did you get a hit on anything?”

  “Do cowboys wear spurs?” Her blue eyes sparkled in the low light.

  “Oooh, sounds promising. Want to come over?”

  “Sure. Let me grab a quick shower.”

  “Me, too. I think I still smell like an illegally dumped oil slick.”

  “Don’t forget the coffee,” she said, closing her door.

  * * *

  I offered a quick shout-out to my roomie, Mr. Wong, before showering. But once again, I wasn’t alone. Dead Trunk Guy showed up just as the water got hot. I tried to toss his ass out by bracing myself against the wall and pushing with all my might, but he didn’t budge. I totally needed to learn how to exorcise the crazy ones. Afterwards, I threw on some sweats and started a pot of coffee. Hard as I tried, I couldn’t keep my mind from straying back to what Rocket’s sister had said about Reyes. I mean, the bringer of death? Seriously? Who talked like that?

  Just as I pushed Mr. Coffee’s button, a fiery heat enveloped me from behind. I paused and reveled in the feel of it a moment before turning around. Reyes had placed both hands on the counter, bracing them on either side of me. I leaned back and allowed myself the rare luxury of just staring. His full mouth was quite possibly the most sensual thing about him. So inviting. So kissable. And his liquid brown eyes, lined with lashes so thick, so dark, they made the gold and green flecks in his irises sparkle by contrast. They were the stuff of every girl’s fantasy.

  His gaze, unwavering and determined, held mine captive while his fingers grasped one end of the drawstring on my sweatpants and pulled. Then he looked at my mouth, like a kid in a candy shop, and ran his fingers along the waistband to loosen them. As always, his skin was blisteringly hot against mine, and I wondered if it was a product of him being incorporeal yet still alive or of him being born in the fires of hell. Literally.

  “I learned some things about you today.”

  His finger dipped south, causing a quake to shudder through me. “Did you?”

  This would get me nowhere fast. With every ounce of strength I had, I ducked past him and stepped to my sofa. “Coming?” I asked when he sighed.

  He followed me with his eyes as I plopped down and criss-cross-applesauced my legs. The heat from his fingers still lingered on my abdomen. As badly as I’d wanted those fingers to reach the nether shore, their owner and I needed to chat.

  After a moment, Reyes strolled into my living room, which took about two steps, then noticed Mr. Wong in the corner. He turned and studied him with a frown. “Does he know he’s dead?”

  “No idea. According to rumor, if your corporeal body passes, you’ll become the Antichrist.”

  He paused, clenched his jaw, then lowered his head in a way that had me wondering just how hard I’d hit the nail on the head. I didn’t have to wonder long.

  “That’s why I was created.”

  The alarm that spiked within me was reflexive, uncontrollable.

  He glanced up at me. “You’re surprised?”

  “No. A little,” I admitted.

  “Have you ever known a man who wanted to be a professional ballplayer but never quite had the skill?”

  My brows furrowed with the sudden shift in direction. “Um, well, I knew a guy once who wanted to play professional baseball. Tried out and everything.”

  “Is he married now?”

  “Yes,” I answered, wondering again what he was thinking. “Two kids.”

  “A son?”

  “Yes. And a girl.”

  “Let me ask you. What does that son do?”

  Of course. He had me dead to rights. “He plays baseball. Has since he was two.”

  He nodded knowingly. “And he will push that kid and push him to be the professional baseball player he could never be.”

  “Your father could never conquer the world, so he was grooming his kid to do it for him.”

  “Exactly.”

  “And how well did he groom you?”

  “What are the odds of that kid becoming a professional baseball player?”

  “I understand that. You’re not like him. But I was told your incorporeal body is like an anchor and without it, you’ll lose your humanity. That you’ll bec
ome exactly what he wants you to be.”

  “How is it you believe everything you hear about me, yet nothing I tell you?”

  “That’s not true,” I said, clutching a throw pillow to my chest. “You’ve told me you don’t know what’ll happen if you die. I’m simply trying to find out.”

  “Yet everything you hear is negative. Catastrophic.” He eyed me from underneath his lashes and whispered, “A lie.”

  “You just told me why you were created. That wasn’t a lie.”

  “My father created me for one reason. It doesn’t make me his puppet. And it damn sure doesn’t make me the fucking Antichrist.” He turned from me, his anger rising quickly to overtake his frustration. With a loud sigh, he said, “I don’t want to fight.”

  “I don’t want to fight either,” I said, jumping up. “I just want to find you. I just want you to be okay.”

  “What part of trap don’t you understand?” He turned back to me with a glower. “Until you’re safe, I’ll never be okay.”

  A knock at the door had both of us glancing that way.

  “It’s your friend,” he said, annoyance edging his voice.

  “Cookie?” She never knocked.

  “The other one.”

  “I have more than two friends, Reyes.”

  “I heard that,” Garrett said as I opened the door. His weapon was drawn before my next heartbeat. I totally needed to learn to do that. “Where is he?” He barged past me and scanned the area.

  Reyes was still there. I could feel him. I just couldn’t see him anymore, and Garrett certainly couldn’t see him, not that it would’ve mattered. That gun would hardly be of benefit in a showdown with the son of Satan. “He’s not here.”

  Garrett turned to me, his jaw clenching. “I thought we had a deal.”

  “Calm down, kemosabe,” I said as I closed the door and strode past him to the watering hole. I needed caffeine. “His corporeal body isn’t here. His incorporeal body has scurried off to sulk.”

  I heard a distant growl as I searched out my favorite mug, the one that said EDWARD PREFERS BRUNETTES.

  “You’re drinking coffee this late in the evening?”

  “It’s either this or a fifth of Jack.”

  “And this whole thing with Farrow’s corporeal body, his incorporeal body … it’s kind of freaking me out.”

  “Did you get a hit on Dead Trunk Guy?” I asked, just as Cookie walked through the door in her pajamas.

  “Oh,” she said, surprised we had company. “Um, maybe I should change.”

  “Don’t be ridiculous,” I said, frowning at her. “It’s just Swopes.”

  “Right,” she said, covering her breasts self-consciously. Like we could see any more than normal in her flannel PJs. A nervous giggle squeaked out of her as she strolled toward the coffeepot.

  It was about time those two got to know each other. She’d had a crush on Garrett since the day he sauntered into my office on Uncle Bob’s heels. They’d been in the middle of an investigation and Garrett stayed in the waiting room, aka, Cookie’s office, so Ubie could ask me in private if I had any info on a murdered elderly woman from the Heights. That was before Garrett found out the truth about me. I don’t know what they’d talked about, but Cookie was never the same. Then again, it could have been the fact that she was alone for a solid ten minutes with a tall, muscular man whose mocha-colored skin made the gray of his eyes shine like silver in the sun.

  He grinned, knowing exactly what he did to her, what he did to most women, before settling on the club chair that cattycornered my sofa.

  “A kindergarten teacher,” he said, apparently answering my question about what he’d found on Cookie’s car as I added enough cream to my coffee to make it unrecognizable.

  “Swopes,” I said, giving Cookie a wink, “we don’t care what you want to be when you grow up. We want to know what you found out about Cookie’s car.”

  Her eyes widened. “My car?” she whispered.

  “You’re funny,” he said absently, studying the corner where he knew Mr. Wong stood. Er, hovered. “The previous owner was a kindergarten teacher.”

  “You mean, the person who owned the car before me?” Cookie asked, taking her coffee black and sitting on the sofa opposite him.

  He smiled. I smiled, too, realizing that was probably the most she’d ever said to him at one time.

  “Yep. And she’s had her fair share of speeding tickets.”

  I sat next to Cook, realizing that even in her flannel jammies, she made big beautiful.

  “Do you think it was a hit and run?” she asked.

  “Not if he died in your trunk.”

  “Oh, yeah.” She shook her head. “Wait.” Her mouth fell open. “Are you thinking she killed him? Put him in the trunk on purpose?”

  “As opposed to accidently?” he asked.

  She offered a shrug with an embarrassed giggle.

  “She has a DWI,” he said. “And was arrested for another DWI that got thrown out of court due to a technicality.”

  “Okay,” I said, thinking aloud, “so she’s on her way home from a party when Dead Trunk Guy steps off a curb — only he’s not dead yet — and she nails him, freaks out, stops to check on him, then realizes he’s still alive. So she stuffs him in her trunk … why? So he can’t report her?” After a moment, I said, “That makes no sense. If she was so worried about getting caught, why stop at all?”

  “True,” Garrett said. “Your theory sucks.”

  I wondered where Dead Trunk Guy was when I wasn’t in the shower. Probably back in Cookie’s trunk. “You’re just going to have to find out more,” I said to Garrett.

  “Do you know about her fake dying plants?” he asked Cookie.

  She pressed her lips together and nodded, twirling her index finger around her ear. Nobody understood the real me.

  “So, what did you find out about Mimi?” I asked her.

  “Oh, lots.” She sat up straight, excited to have the floor. “When Mimi was in high school in Ruiz, she moved to Albuquerque to live with her grandparents.”

  We waited for more. After a moment, I asked, “That’s it?”

  She grinned. “Of course not. The class rosters are en route.”

  Ah, now I understood why she was so proud. The last case we had where we tried to get a class roster from a public school was like trying to get a deadbeat dad to donate a kidney. In the end, I had to recruit Uncle Bob, his rusty badge, and his reprehensible skill at flirting.

  “So, how’d you manage it?” I asked, eager to hear what she did.

  Her face fell. “I just asked.”

  Oh. Well, that wasn’t very exciting. “But you got them,” I said, trying to cheer her up.

  “True. And I’m going to bed.” She eyed Garrett self-consciously then gave me a furtive look from underneath her lashes. My brows rose in question. She gritted her teeth and widened her eyes. I crinkled my nose, again in question. She sighed and gestured toward the door with a slight nod. Oh! I glanced at Garrett, who was trying to be the gentleman and not notice the exchange between us. He suddenly had an intense fascination with the arm of the chair.

  “I’ll come with.” I hopped up and walked her across the hall, figuring she wanted to talk about Garrett. I hoped she didn’t want me to pass him a note. I didn’t have any paper on me.

  She opened her door then turned back. “So, is he here?”

  “Garrett?” I asked, confused.

  “What?”

  “Wait, who?”

  “Charley,” she said, annoyed, “the little boy.”

  “Oh.” I’d totally forgotten that while we were traipsing along the streets of Albuquerque at three o’clock this morning — walking in bunny slippers really wasn’t much different from walking barefoot — I’d let slip she had a departed child hanging in her humble abode. I needed to learn to keep my mouth shut. I scanned the area quickly. Her apartment was a montage of black and the bright colors of Mexico, her décor a mixture of rustic Southwes
t and ranch. My apartment, though identical in size and shape to hers, was more a montage of garage sale and leftover college student paraphernalia. “Nope, don’t see him.”

  “Can you check the rest of the apartment?”

  “Sure.”

  After a five-minute search that had guilt eating away at my innards — really, I should never have told her — we were standing back at her front door, no departed kid in sight.

  “Okay, I have a question for you,” I said, drawing her interest. “If you were the dying son of Satan, where would you stash your body?”

  She cast a sympathetic glance my way. “Since you’re the one he’s hiding from, sweet pea, my guess would be the last place you, of all people, would be likely to look.”

  “No offense,” I said, disappointed, “but that doesn’t really help.”

  “I know. I suck at all of this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken.”

  “Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried.”

  “Can I have him for Christmas?” she asked.

  “Reyes?”

  With a lovesick sigh, she said, “No, the other one.”

  “Ew,” I said, realizing she was talking about Garrett. Okay, he was sexy and all, but still, “Ew.”

  “You’re just saying that ’cause you’re jealous of our thing.”

  After an amazingly rude snort, I said, “Your thing needs a good talking to.”

  “Whatever, girlfriend,” she said, showing me a palm before closing her door. I loved it when she got all dramaholic.

  When I walked back into my apartment, Garrett had returned to studying Mr. Wong’s corner.

  “He won’t bite,” I said, teasing him.

  He furrowed his brows in doubt then turned a curious gaze on me. “What was it like growing up with dead people everywhere? Didn’t it freak you out?”

  I grinned. “It’s all I’ve ever known. And, I don’t really get scared like most people. Not much frightens me.”

  “Well, you are the grim reaper,” he said, teasing me with a shiver. Then his eyes traveled slowly over me, apparently taking in the sights.

  “Stop gawking at what you can’t have,” I said, grabbing my cup and heading to the kitchen.

  “Just checking out the package deal. You do sweats proud for a girl named Charles.”

 

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