The Stein & Candle Detective Agency, Vol. 3: Red Reunion (The Stein & Candle Detective Agency #3)

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by Michael Panush


  Weatherby ran to my side and offered me a hand. He helped me up, supporting most of my weight on his thin frame. “By all the gods and devils, Mort,” Weatherby muttered. The poor kid was shaking. He was terrified and trying not to show it. “You sure know how to get into dangerous situations.”

  “Just get me back to the hotel and patch me up,” I replied. Tiny joined us, the .30 cal resting on his shoulder. All around us, the Yakuza were finishing off the ninjas. Despite their speed and their stealth, they didn’t last long against firearms. The Yakuza tossed the bodies overboard, just as the police arrived in several speedboats to clean up the mess.

  As we walked to the railing, I spotted Boss Yamoto standing over the bodies of the ninjas, his katana resting between his hands like an old man’s cane. He looked at me, and extended a brief nod. That was all the thanks I was gonna get out of him and it was enough.

  We took our speedboat back to the docks, and Tiny and Weatherby helped me out. As I tossed the keys to the surprised fisherman, I noticed Bobby Belasco standing on the edge of the pier, looking at the boat. He turned to face me and offered a grin.

  “Mort Candle!” he said, walking over to me with outstretched arms. “I ought to thank you – I really should. To tell you the truth, I never liked using the ninjas to take over the Japanese underworld. I preferred the Yakuza gangs, and with the ninjas dead, Langley will be forced to think my way.”

  “But you said the Yakuza would not bargain with you,” Weatherby pointed out.

  “Just cause I didn’t offer them enough cash. Now, Washington will increase the budget of this little project and I’ll be able to pay them what they ask for.” Belasco walked down the pier, briskly stepping past me. “Hate to break it to you, Mort, but the CIA will do whatever it takes to roll back communism. You stop one mad scheme, we’ll just make another.”

  “Then we’ll stop that one too.” My words stopped Belasco in his tracks.

  His grin vanished. “Take care of yourself, Mort. Next time I see you, I might not be so kind.”

  “Likewise,” I agreed. I watched as he hurried away, losing himself in the crowd of onlookers just like the pro he was.

  We left the docks as well, and walked back into the shadows of waterfront buildings. Lieutenant Sakai was waiting for us, leaning against a wall. He was watching the bay, looking at the bodies floating in the white water. I wondered if he knew the kind of carnage he was unleashing when he hired us. He certainly got his money’s worth. Sakai approached us, and held out his hand. There was an envelope in it, fat with cash.

  “Thanks,” I said, stuffing it into the pocket of my trench coat. “That should cover it. I got some good news and some bad news. The ninjas are defeated. I don’t think you’ll have to deal with them – or their demonic pals – ever again.” I gasped, holding tightly to the wound on my arm. “The bad news is that the Yakuza are here for good. They’re gonna get real powerful soon, probably after making some deals with powerful people in the CIA.”

  Sakai sadly nodded. “I suppose it is inevitable.” He removed his glasses and cleaned them on his coat. “Japan has just left a reign of tyranny. I do not know what will follow it.”

  “You’ve just got to stay strong, sir,” Weatherby said. “Just refuse to bow to corruption and cruelty, no matter what flag they wrap themselves in, and you will help lead Japan into a new age. This is a grand country and it deserves a fine future.” He held out his hand and Sakai shook it. They exchanged a quick bow, and Sakai headed away, walking toward the dock and the crime scene that he now had to unravel.

  Weatherby, Tiny and I walked back to the pick-up. I slumped into the passenger seat as Tiny set the .30 cal in the back. He walked around slowly, his hands in the pockets of his dark suit jacket. “Well, I think we’ll part ways. We got different careers after all. You solve crimes. I sell guns that cause them.” He seemed dejected as he got into the seat, until Weatherby reached out and patted his shoulder.

  “No, Mr. Tiny. You saved my life. You are a hero, sir. You could never knowingly cause any evil.” Weatherby’s comforting words made Tiny smile. “You helped us today, and perhaps you will in the future.”

  Tiny nodded. He took a card from his pocket, making it look like a toy in his massive hand, and placed it in my pocket. “You think so, sarge?” he asked me. “You wouldn’t mind working with a fellow like me again?”

  “I wouldn’t mind at all, Tiny,” I said. “You’re a good man. No matter what you think.”

  We drove on, into the crowded streets of Tokyo. The scars from the War remained, in men as well as cities. But maybe, if we worked at it, those wounds could finally heal.

  Teenage Wasteland

  Weatherby Stein looked out the window of the Roadmaster, across the green grass and white picket fences, to the rectangular set of buildings, squatting like some geometrically perfect animal in the suburbs. This was Silver Hills High School. Weatherby had ventured into ancient tombs, forbidden jungles and cursed groves with less trepidation than this high school. But his job, a private detective specializing in occult cases, would make him go inside and get to class.

  “You sure about this, kiddo?” Weatherby’s partner, Morton Candle, wondered. Mort rested his thick hands on the steering wheel, his half-closed eyes staring straight ahead. “We can figure out some other way to investigate this thing, without you going undercover at the high school. And I bet these parents have their heads up their behinds anyway.”

  “It’s all right, Mort.” Weatherby smiled hopefully. “I went to boarding school in England, remember? When I was boy, for several years. I enjoyed my experience, despite the homesickness. I’m certain this will be much the same.”

  “Then why are you nervous?” Mort asked.

  The question hung in the air, unanswered. Weatherby grabbed his backpack, purchased for the case. “The bell shall ring soon. I’d better get moving. I’ll see you this afternoon, and we’ll discuss what I’ve discovered.” He opened the door of the car and stepped out onto the pavement. Other students were drifting in, and though Weatherby wore a collared checkered shirt and vest to blend in, he could still feel their questioning eyes on him as he headed to class.

  The case seemed like a simple matter of reconnaissance. The parents, teachers and reverend of Silver Hills were afraid of their teenagers, but it wasn’t a simple matter of juvenile delinquency. A rash of unexplained occurrences, such as strange lights in the night sky, disappearing pets and sightings of monstrous, goat-like creatures loping down neat suburban avenues, had the adults of Silver Hills convinced that their children were experimenting with Black Magic. They hired Stein and Candle to find out the truth. Now Weatherby was heading to Silver Hills High, enrolled in the school for as long as it took to finish his investigation.

  He reached into the pockets of his trousers, pulling out the note with his homeroom class scrawled down. He missed the feeling of his father’s frock coat around his shoulders. That coat seemed to shelter him, wrapping his thin shoulders in a protective hug, and he felt vulnerable and alone without it. Weatherby forced the feeling away, pushing his spectacles off his nose as he hurried to class. He moved quickly through the cream-colored hallways and reached the proper classroom just as the final bell rang.

  The teacher was a thin lady with scraggly gray hair and a hooked nose, resembling a vulture in a floral print dress. She looked at Weatherby as he sat in the back, and motioned for him to come to the front. Weatherby looked around at the other students as he walked up. They were talking amongst themselves, a cluster of girls in skirts and ponytails suppressing giggles while a pair of brawny football players in letterman jackets calmly kept their voices low.

  “Class! Class!” The teacher bellowed, her voice a rising shriek that grew until her students fell silent. “Settle down immediately! Now, this is our newest student, Weatherby Stein, and I’m sure you’ll all show him a big Silver Hills welcome! Weatherby will be with us for some time, and—”

  A big fellow in letterman jack
et, his short brown hair a solid, carefully sculpted mass of hair tonic and gel, raised a hand. “He a Jew?” he demanded, to a chorus of sudden laughter from the other students. Weatherby had experienced a little prejudice in boarding school, but only from his strange German accent. Most of the boys there were too young to be truly bigoted, and he soon earned their friendship. But Weatherby had a feeling that wouldn’t be the case in Silver Hills High.

  The teacher glared at the catcaller. “Butch Waller, I don’t see how that comment is at all appropriate!”

  “I think we got a right to know, don’t you?” Butch asked. He grinned up at Weatherby. “Well? What about it, buddy?”

  “On my mother’s side, yes,” Weatherby agreed coldly. “You can insult me all you wish. I’ve already experienced the cruelty of those far worse than you, and survived.”

  “Your accent…” The girl next to Butch raised her hand. She had a blonde ponytail, and wore a cheerleader’s red skirt and striped white sweater. “What is it?” She had wide blue eyes and smiled as she talked. Weatherby’s eyes went from her dainty feet to her chest to her pretty face. She was absolutely beautiful, and he felt a sudden warmth rushing over him.

  “A m-mixture of German and English, I think,” Weatherby managed to say. He wiped his forehead. “That’s my ancestry.”

  “It’s swell. It makes you sound real sophisticated.” the girl said. “I’m Peggy, by the way. Peggy Browning. Pleased to meet you.”

  “P-pleased to make your a-acquaintance, Peggy,” Weatherby said, stifling his stutter. He looked back over the rest of the students. Most of them seemed merely bored. “I’m happy to be here, and I know I can look forward to friendships with every one of you.”

  “Don’t count on it, Fritz!” Butch called again. His surrounding friends, all in matching letterman jackets, took up his laugh.

  “I won’t dignify that monumentally stupid comment with a response,” Weatherby replied. Butch’s smile faded as Weatherby sat down. The eyes of the brawny football player followed Weatherby, becoming smaller and darker as his thick fingers fastened around the edges of the desk. Weatherby matched his gaze, the smaller boy staring him down with cold confidence.

  The teacher pointed to the chalkboard and began the day’s lesson. Weatherby busied himself with taking notes as he looked at the other students. There was a mixture of mathematics, followed by some literature that Weatherby already understood, and finally, some world history. The other students talked and joked amongst themselves, passing notes and eliciting peals of laughter. The teachers droned on, sometimes understood and sometimes not. Butch’s jokes always received large amounts of laughter, and he leaned back in his chair like a king on his throne.

  But Weatherby’s eyes kept drifting back to Peggy. He noticed her neck and shoulders, slim and graceful as an egret, and the sheer color of her eyes. Whenever she looked in his direction, Weatherby turned away, finding new interest in his notes. He struggled to keep his mind on the mission.

  He hadn’t known many girls his own age. There was Evelyn Dearborn, the wonderful daughter of a globetrotting archaeologist. Weatherby felt the same uneasy happiness looking at her, but she was continents away, and Peggy was here, larger than life and right in front of him. He shook the thoughts from his head. He was a detective, working a case – and nothing more.

  The history teacher was talking about the medieval era, only occasionally looking up from his book to make sure the students were listening. “The Crusades represent a grand Christian mission to civilize Arabia,” he said. “Now, can anyone tell me how Christian values have helped Western civilization prosper?”

  Butch suddenly sniggered. “What, with Jesus? Isn’t he dead? What kind of God is that? Who wants to worship some dead guy?”

  The history teacher’s eyes flashed. Weatherby sat up. It was a strange thing for an upper middle class, Protestant football player to say. “What did you say, Mr. Waller?” the history teacher asked. “Did you just question the validity of Christianity?”

  “All right, teach. I take it back.” Butch smiled. “Hey, I’m just kidding around. Ask my parents. We go to church every Sunday. You want to be worried about something, watch out for him.” He pointed a thick finger at Weatherby. “That kid’s a Christ-killer. Said so himself.” Weatherby shivered a little as the eyes of the other students fell upon him. “You ask me, he’s the one you ought to keep an eye on.”

  “That’s enough, Mr. Waller.” The teacher continued, but Butch’s words stuck in Weatherby’s mind.

  There a brief break for lunch, and Weatherby ate the sandwich Mort had bought for him at the gas station out of town. He sat alone, in the corner of the lunch room, carefully watching everyone else. He felt like some naturalist watching animals in the wild, unable to do anything but observe. Then Weatherby saw Butch walking into his table, with his arm around Peggy. She was smiling. Weatherby realized that they must be a couple and he almost tore his sandwich in half.

  The rest of the day passed quickly enough, and Weatherby headed through the lockers along with the other stream of students to meet Mort in the parking lot. But as he was walking, he felt a heavy hand reach his shoulder. Weatherby turned around and saw Butch staring at him, flanked by a pair of other football players. Peggy stood behind them, holding tightly to her books with her eyes wide.

  “Hey there, poindexter,” Butch said. “We’re here to give you a big Silver Hills welcome.” He reached out with both arms, pushing Weatherby against the lockers. The metal clanged, and Weatherby winced as he felt the sudden pain.

  “Butch…” Peggy hurried to her boyfriend’s side. “You don’t have to do that! He’s a nice boy, and he didn’t mean to insult you.”

  “Oh, I bet he did. That crack about seeing worse than me, what the hell was that?” Butch grabbed Weatherby’s arm and hauled him up. Weatherby felt the pain race up his arm and into his shoulder, but he stayed quiet. He looked at his shoes as Butch balled his hands into his fists. “What’d you mean by that, you little Kraut Jew British geek?”

  Suddenly, Weatherby glared up at him. “It means that I have met creatures far more foul and evil than you, Butch Waller. You may have some muscles and sadistic tendencies, but in the grand scheme of things, you are nothing but a childish bully and football player, destined for a life as an accountant or a traveling salesman.”

  “You don’t know nothing, geek!” Butch’s arm lashed out, striking Weatherby directly in the face. The blow burned across Weatherby’s skull, knocking him heavily against the wall. “I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe! I’ve talked with powers that you can’t even understand! Tonight, there’s gonna be a party at Russell’s house, since his mom and pop are out of town. I’m going to bring my neighbor’s cat over and I’ll show everyone exactly what I can do!”

  Peggy ran to Butch, and tried to pull him away, but he simply looked at her and she stood still. Weatherby stared up at Butch. “And what exactly is that?”

  Butch was angry, his face red and his fists moving up and down, like he was boxing an invisible opponent. “I’m gonna kill that cat,” he said. “And I’m going to use its blood to summon Astaroth, a demon prince of Hell.” He folded his arms and smiled.

  “You really are an idiot, aren’t you?” Weatherby asked. “You can’t use feline’s blood alone to summon Astaroth! He requires a mixture of human blood, and you can’t get that kind of sacrifice here, unless you’re willing to cut yourself and bleed out. No, you’d be better off trying to summon one of the lesser demons. I’d suggest Orobas. He has a horse’s head and is very loyal and simple. My father summoned him once, for the amusement of me and my sister, when we were small.”

  Butch’s mouth fell open. He looked at his two friends, like he was making sure they had all heard the same thing. “You’re bluffing,” he said. “You’re just making that up. You don’t know anything about summoning infernal spirits. You’re just trying to make me look bad. And in front of my girl!”

  Weatherby shook his head. �
��I’m doing nothing of the sort. I’m offering you a helpful hint. Astaroth is a capricious and angry demon. He’ll be upset if he doesn’t receive the proper tribute.” He sighed. “Look, why don’t I come to his party of yours and summon Orobas for you? I’ll show you how it’s done, and maybe you could follow my example.”

  “Fine. Russell lives on Merry Oak Lane. House number 503. You’d better be there.” He turned around, trying to act like he had already lost interest. “Come on, guys. We’ve got practice.” He started walking away, his pals following him. But Peggy remained.

  She looked at Weatherby. “I’m sorry, Weatherby,” she said. “Butch is sweet, but he loses his temper real easily.”

  “He doesn’t seem to be much of anything besides a psychopath,” Weatherby replied. “But you don’t have to be sorry for his actions.” He rubbed his cheek. The bruise would come in soon enough. He remembered the blows of his family’s Nazi captors, how they had seemed to hurt him even more because they upset his parents. “And I’ve been through worse.”

  “Peggy!” Butch called back to her, his brassy voice echoing across the locker room. “Come on!”

  Peggy nodded quickly, already turning away. “See you at the party, Weatherby! It’ll be keen!”

  “Yes,” Weatherby agreed. “Utterly keen.” He watched her walk away, his eyes following the way her longs legs moved under her skirt. She was fantastically beautiful. Weatherby stood for a while, just watching her. Finally, he grabbed his fallen backpack and hurried outside.

  Mort was waiting for him in the automobile, a block away from the high school, and away from the eyes of the students. Mort stared at Weatherby’s face, his eyes moving over the bruises. His mouth became a grim line. “Christ,” Mort muttered. “Looks like those lousy kids ate you alive.”

  Gingerly, Weatherby touched his cheek. “I’ve suffered worse. And I gathered vital information about these teenage occultists. I managed to get myself invited to a gathering tonight, at a fellow named Russell’s house. I believe they intend to engage in black magic.” He left out the part where he had promised to perform a demonic summoning.

 

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