A cheeky grin and a popular blend silenced the wannabe lumberjack just as she’d hoped it would. Mayhap this job would be the thing she’d been waiting for.
Or so she thought, until he’d killed the bottle and was giving her the lusty side-eye again. What a dick. Luckily, the polite older gentleman sitting in front of her was rambling on about his favorite books, so she could pretend to be engrossed in conversation. She hadn’t heard of a single one he mentioned, but he didn’t seem to mind. Or notice.
A couple young enough to have Andy double-checking their IDs sandwiched the older guy and started hugging and talking at once. There went her protection from old lusty-eyed. Also, she noted, the regulars here were shockingly friendly, considering Zeke’s snootiness. The couple ordered a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc apiece and then requested straws. Andy hesitated, thinking it was likely a no-no of some sort, but Brax slid past her with a pair of Krazy Straws for the two.
When in Rome.
“Hey. Hey, are you related to that girl with the guitar?” Lumberjack had finally taken his eyes off her long enough to let them land on Lacy.
The desire to protect her sibling lost to bubbling pride. “My sister.” She beamed as she grabbed a bar towel and started polishing glasses to hand to Brax.
“Seriously, you guys totally look alike. Do you get that a lot?” Lumberjack swiveled back and forth on his bar stool to ogle first one, then the other.
“Uh, yeah. We’re sisters.” Idiot.
“Do you guys ever, like, I mean, two sisters would be so hot—” The stool wobbled precariously.
“Let me stop you there with an emphatic no.” Yeah, she should have kept her mouth shut about their relationship. The idea that this guy was thinking disgusting thoughts about her baby sister … and her … Uh, gross.
She wasn’t sure she was allowed to deny service to anyone, but she decided she was done with Lumberjack. “Hey, if you need anything else, Brax here can take care of you.” She could have sworn he mumbled something rude, but decided it wasn’t worth it.
Onstage, Lacy was tuning her guitar as Lua Palmer set up a mike stand. Lua wasn’t a good friend or anything, but she and Lacy performed together fairly regularly. Andy poured what seemed like a decent white into two glasses and brought them to the little wooden stage. There wasn’t time for more than a quick hello and a break a leg—the place was filling up fast.
Back at the bar, Brax had her setting out little bowls of roasted garbanzo beans and olives. She was just thinking how much more swank that was than peanuts when a hand gripped her wrist. Shit, who gave the lumberjack another bottle of wine? Yanking her arm away, she glared at the guy, who just grinned back. She pushed down the anger that was starting to build. Not the time to throw another sexual harassment fit.
“Hey, Brax, this dude in the plaid shirt is getting a little inappropriate.”
“You’ll have to narrow it down a little more than that. Every second dude here is in plaid. Including me.” He followed her gaze to the lumberjack. “Oh, no, Steve? I love that guy! He’s hilarious. Don’t worry about him.”
So much for professional courtesy.
A glimpse of someone familiar and out of place shot past her peripheral vision but a customer cut her off as she strained to see who it might have been. The customer was a guy about her age, wearing all gray and sporting disheveled blond hair. She thought he could be cute if he didn’t look so downtrodden. He ordered a bottle of Riesling—a wine Andy had never heard of—and began to eavesdrop on the book fan’s monologue to the young couple.
As Lacy began to strum onstage, Andy got caught up in the rhythm of the bartending dance. She took orders from customers and servers, suggesting wines by how the sounds of their names matched the personalities of the patrons. She must have guessed well, since she collected a decent amount of tips. Pausing to blow the hair off her hot forehead, she listened with half an ear to the morose guy—whom she’d decided to refer to as Eeyore—complaining about the book fan under his breath. Apparently no one was reading classic literature anymore. Salinger would be rolling in his grave.
“Because that shit sucks. Just watch the fucking movie, dude.” Steve the Lumberjack was suddenly in front of her, lips stained purple and eyes drooping.
“You are what is wrong with this country.” Eeyore’s green eyes suddenly blazed.
Steve sat up straighter. “And you’re what is wrong with this bar.”
“Illiterate lowlife.” It was the most spark Eeyore had shown since he’d sat down.
“Old man.”
Andy started to get a little worried a fight was coming. So was Brax, it seemed, because he was already frowning as he headed down the bar.
“Who served this guy?” He gestured to Eeyore.
“I did.” Andy bit her lip at Brax’s disapproving scowl. “Is that—was I not supposed to? He had ID.”
“Pierce is a recovering alcoholic.”
The guy in gray was already standing up. “I’m leaving anyway. I have to feed my pet rabbit.” It was impressive how much dignity he injected into that statement, considering that he was no longer wearing pants.
What the hell is wrong with this bar?
“You’re welcome for getting rid of that loser. So you wanna go make out in the men’s room?” Steve leaned across the bar. Andy turned to Brax, but he was already gone.
“Fuck you, no. And I happen to like the classics.” She’d actually hated Catcher in the Rye, but no way was this dude getting the satisfaction.
God, did she really want this job? She was fine suggesting drinks and clearing tables but dealing with half-naked alcoholics and crude lumberjacks wasn’t worth the handful of tips in her apron pocket. Blake Donovan’s find-a-bride service sounded a little less dreadful than it had an hour ago. At least she’d be dealing with women. Online, if she liked. And she could wear her slippers all day and no one would notice.
But too late for that. She’d already turned down that job. For the best, she reminded herself, as a memory of the attractive bastard flashed through her mind. Back to work.
She turned to see what Brax wanted her working on next, when Lacy caught her eye from the stage, nodding to her empty glass. Relieved to have an excuse to take a break, Andy grabbed the bottle reserved for the performers and started weaving her way through the crowd.
* * *
Blake watched Andrea’s hips swivel as she pirouetted through the onlookers to reach the stage. With an effort, he wrenched his eyes up to her tousled auburn locks. That was rather inappropriate of him, the rear-gazing. It’s just that she was so graceful, he told himself. He almost believed it, too. Observing her behind the bar, he really had been impressed with her grace. That one customer had actually dropped trou and she barely batted an eye. She was exactly the right person to screen his future brides—nothing fazed her.
He thought she’d noticed him before the pantsless gentleman sat down, but she hadn’t looked his way since. That was good; he hadn’t exactly figured out a way to make his professional interest in her look less like stalking. He sipped the Shiraz he’d ordered from the bartender with the peculiar facial hair as she was dealing with other customers.
Wooing her into his employment would have been much easier if she hadn’t actually found work here. In his half-assed fantasy, they would have spoken more about his offer, which he would have quietly raised over a bottle of Sangiovese. As Andrea’s sister serenaded them, she would have accepted his offer. After apologizing for her earlier refusal, of course. He assumed she’d have regretted that almost immediately. Evidently not.
Something plaid landed on him like a falling tree. It was thanks only to his own grace that Blake was able to keep the wine in his glass from sloshing all over his pristine white T-shirt. By the time he’d recovered enough to deal with the drunken asshole who’d staggered into him, the guy had already lurched off. He lost him in the crowd, so Blake decided to let him go. Then he returned to his observation of Andrea, only to realize she’d been cover
ed up by the plaid guy. Blake was already shoving people out of the way when he noticed the lout was trying to cop a feel on his future employee.
Reaching the pair quickly, Blake overheard her using some rather creative phrases to dissuade him. His smile faded before it was half formed when he saw the reason for her colorful language—that fuckshovel had one hand on her breast, and the other was roughly pulling her by the arm toward the back door. Oh, hell no. Future employee or not, that was not how you treated a woman.
“Is there a problem?” Blake steeled his voice into his best boardroom tone.
“Blake?” Drea’s face went from shock to relief to confusion in a rapid sequence the drunk guy obviously wasn’t going to follow.
With glossy eyes, the drunk attempted to square his shoulders, his grasp still firmly on Drea. “Back off, dude, I saw her first.”
Blake couldn’t remember the last time he’d been in a bar fight. Oh, that’s right—never. But he wasn’t about to let on. “I think, dude, that you should be the one to back off. The lady is clearly uninterested.”
“Oh, she’s interested.” He punctuated his declaration by squeezing Andrea’s breast.
She struggled to free herself. “I’m not interested.”
“You’re interested.” The drunk inched closer to Drea’s mouth.
She cringed, possibly as much from his bad breath as from the unwanted assault. “Nope.”
Blake’s free hand, the one not still holding his glass, curled into a fist at his side. Strange, because he’d never strike first. But he had to do something.
An idea came. “She’s mine.” His voice cut through theirs.
“Fuck you, man, she’s—”
With one easy tug, Blake pulled Andrea to him. He encircled her waist with his free arm and pressed his lips to hers. They were stiff at first but relaxed almost right away. His heartbeat sped up and his entire body hummed as she melted into him like ice cream on a hot day. Time seemed to stand still as the guy’s droning voice faded into the rushing of blood in Blake’s ears.
The feeling of her soft lips on his, parting slightly as he nudged his tongue against hers, made everything else in the world go away. She tasted like the first day of autumn—clean and cool and refreshing. One of her hands came up to tangle in his hair. She had to have noticed his intake of breath, but if she hadn’t, she’d definitely feel the way her kiss was affecting the fit of his pants. Blindly, he set his wineglass down on a nearby table to pull her closer.
With both hands on her waist, he could feel her heat through the thin fabric of her shirt. She was warm. So warm and so soft. He tightened his grip, unable to resist.
He groaned into her mouth. The sound brought him back. What was he doing? This was an incredibly inappropriate way to convince her to work for him. As he pulled away, he cleared his throat slightly.
In his periphery, he saw the drunk guy standing there gaping. “I guess she wasn’t interested,” he muttered as he swayed off.
Drea’s eyes never wavered from his. In them, Blake thought he saw a flicker of desire. But he must have imagined it because next thing he knew she was shoving him away with more force than she’d used on her attacker.
“What the hell was that?” she demanded, as if she hadn’t given her all to that amazing lip-lock. Maybe she was a better actress than he’d supposed, though. Even the best thespian couldn’t fake the flush of her cheeks.
The kiss really had felt like something.
But that was impossible, because it was nothing. He’d gotten carried away, that was all. Nothing more. The adjustment he would need to make soon beneath his belt was just a fluke. A reaction to the wine, perhaps. He was normally more of a scotch man.
Refusing to meet her eyes again, Blake focused on the crease of her forehead. “He won’t be bothering you again. You’re welcome.”
“Yeah, okay, I could have dealt with that myself. And what the hell are you doing here, anyway?”
His practiced speech left him, and he was forced to be blunt and to the point. “I came to offer you that job.” So much for the schmoozing he’d planned.
“Didn’t I turn you down once already today?”
With her hands on her hips, eyes flashing, Blake could see why Max Ellis had been so intrigued by this woman. She wasn’t Blake’s type, he had to keep reminding himself, but she was always a surprise. He’d expected a bit of gratitude, if not for the position he’d offered, then for saving her from the ass who’d manhandled her only a minute before. Instead she was scowling and accusing and, the worst, denying the moment they’d shared.
Well, he wouldn’t stand for her dismissing it so easily. “Didn’t feel like you were turning me down just then.” He located his glass again and took another sip. Watching her blush was almost as fun as kissing her had been.
She opened her mouth and shut it. Then opened it again only to slam it closed once more.
“What the hell was that?”
They both turned toward the heavily bearded redhead. Drea redirected her fluster toward this man who was obviously unhappy about something.
Uh-oh. Was this Drea’s real boyfriend? It had never occurred to Blake that she might have one, but of course, why wouldn’t she?
“Very uncool, Andy,” the man said. “I asked you to do a working interview for a bar, not a cathouse. You’re supposed to be helping Brax, not making out with your boyfriend. What will the customers think?”
Thank God, Blake almost sighed audibly. The hairy fellow was only her boss—and not even her boss, if he heard correctly. Interview meant not yet hired. So he still had a shot. He stepped back to watch the situation play out.
“Zeke, he’s not, oh hell. Not my boyfriend. He’s a friend, well, he’s—he was rescuing me from a customer that was getting too handsy.” Drea was growing more muddled, smoothing down her shirt as she babbled.
“Really, Andy? Because all I saw was the two of you getting handsy with each other. In the middle of my bar. Part of the job of being a female bartender is to appear available. The male customers like the fantasy. And no one wants to see their server sucking face with some … some … businessman.” He practically spit the word out, as if he wasn’t a small-business owner himself. Indie cred, maybe.
Also, Blake had been fairly certain he looked cool in the white tee and black slacks. What had given him away? His perfectly polished wing tips winked up at him. Oops.
“I apologize, Zeke, but Mr. Donovan here”—her eyes darted to him—“Blake, I mean, was simply trying to stop Steve—”
“Steve? I love that guy! He’s a riot.” The bearded man clearly had poor taste in friends. “Don’t tell me you’re blaming this on him.”
“I … well, yes. Yes, I am blaming him, if you’d just lis—”
Zeke didn’t wait for her to finish. “Take off your apron, I think we’re done here.”
“Are you firing me?” Her lip trembled.
Blake would feel bad for her if he wasn’t too busy thinking about how good that lip had tasted.
No, that was not what he was thinking. It couldn’t be. He refused to think about that lip again.
“Technically, I hadn’t hired you.” Zeke held his meaty paw out. “I’m going to need your tips back along with the apron.”
Andrea’s hands were shaking as she untied the strings and threw the apron at Zeke’s face. She pulled a wad of cash out of her back pocket and threw it into the air. As bills rained down among them, the bar’s patrons dove and grabbed at the free money. Zeke glared, but Drea’s glare was harder.
“Fuck you, Zeke.” She stalked off. Then she turned back around for a parting shot—“Your giant beard makes it pretty obvious you’re compensating for a small dick, by the way.”
Blake snuck a look at the stage, where her sister was staring in disbelief, impressively without missing a note. Then he followed after Drea. His long stride had them even by the time she reached the back entrance.
She turned the knob and pushed it open, pausing in
the frame. “Oh, and fuck you, too, Donovan! Way to stick up for me back there.”
He jumped ahead to avoid her slamming the door on him. He half feared she’d jump into one of the cars in the back lot and drive away, but she stopped, back to him, her head down.
Blake cleared his throat. Again. If he kept this up, she was going to think he had some sort of excessive drainage issue.
She didn’t turn around, but her shoulders tensed, signaling she was aware he was behind her.
“I should apologize, Drea.”
She spun toward him. “Go right ahead, then.” Her hands were on her hips again, voice echoing in the alley behind Irony & Wine.
Oh, the irony in this moment.
He folded his arms, wanting to appear as firmly grounded as she. “I said I should, not that I was planning to.”
Even in the dim light he could see her eyes flash.
He ignored the jolt that this sent to his groin and focused on his objective. “I want you to work for me. You were working for someone else. That person chose to unemploy you right in front of me. Things were working out in my favor. It would not have behooved me to stick up for you, as you call it. Some might say that I was sticking up for you when I rescued you from that lumberjack fellow.” He took a step closer.
She took a step back. “Sticking up for me? You forced yourself on me and got me fired.”
“My job offer still stands, Drea. As for forcing myself, I don’t believe that’s a point you can truly argue.”
Her eyes narrowed, but she didn’t retreat any farther.
“As for the job, please don’t try to tell me that these”—he gestured to the bar behind them—“are better working conditions than I’m offering. This is not an appropriate use of your skills, and you know it. It also can’t pay as well as I can. I’m prepared to add another thousand to that monthly figure I gave you before.”
After a long silence, she sighed. He knew what she’d say when her shoulders slumped.
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